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If you're addicted to cringe, you've come to the right place. Not Sargon.

Joined August 2013
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@GarbageHuman_GH
Garbage Human πŸ—‘
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MALE PRIVILEGE: Deaths in battle Men 97.7% Women 2.3% Homelessness Men 62% Women 38% Suicides Men 77.9% Women 22.1% Homicides Men 77.4% Women 22.6% Workplace deaths Men 93% Women 7% College graduates Men 40% Women 60% Winners of custody Men 17.8% Women 82.2%
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I asked my 5 year old if she wanted to wear a pussy hat to fight against Drumpf's sexism. She looked at me with her adorable big eyes and said: "Stop using me to virtue signal to your ivory tower upper middle-class lefty friends, you fucking pathetic attention seeking clown!"
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Whoever wins the lottery this week raped me 35 years ago.
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MY πŸ‘πŸΎ OPINION πŸ‘πŸΎAUTOMATICALLY πŸ‘πŸΎ BECOMES πŸ‘πŸΎ FACT πŸ‘πŸΎ WHEN πŸ‘πŸΎ I πŸ‘πŸΎ TWEET πŸ‘πŸΎ IN πŸ‘πŸΎ CAPS πŸ‘πŸΎ AND πŸ‘πŸΎ PUT πŸ‘πŸΎ BROWN πŸ‘πŸΎ CLAPPING πŸ‘πŸΎ HANDS πŸ‘πŸΎ EMOJIS πŸ‘πŸΎ AFTER πŸ‘πŸΎ EVERY πŸ‘πŸΎ SINGLE πŸ‘πŸΎ WORD πŸ‘πŸΎ
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Ladies, remember - if you are sexually assaulted, call the police. Do not send an email to your senator 36 years later.
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They push for open borders from inside their walled estates Push diversity from within the echo chamber of their Progressive Left clique Lament climate change from their private jets Push gun control while glorifying guns in movies & employ armed security for protection #Emmys
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It really bugs me when chumps who fled the Soviet Union, Cuba, China, Venezuela or North Korea think they know more about Socialism than a 28 year old, 10th year undergrad in Gender Studies from Santa Fe with a verified Twitter account.
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When you tear out a man's tongue, you are not proving him a liar. You're only telling the world that you fear what he might say.
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The best part of the Presidential Alert is that Hillary Clinton got one.
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Things that aren't your fault: - Being fat as fuck - Getting pregnant at 15 - Flunking high school - Catching herpes Things that are your fault: - Having an ancestor who owned a slave 200 years ago.
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It's so cute how the Democrats are now getting on their high horse lecturing us all about anti-Semitism. Every single Democrat in Congress was invited to the opening of the US Embassy in Jerusalem. How many do you think attended? Exactly.
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I think I now know how the crop circles happened.
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I find it most unpalatable how the average working class person in the UK who voted for Brexit, ignored the genuine concerns of average UK millionaires who live abroad.
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What if I told you change each letter in the word 'mob' to the next letter in the alphabet?
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Obama: "I smoked weed and did coke" Libs: "OMG! That's so cool, Mr. President. We love you so much!!" Kavanaugh: "I drank beer and farted." Libs: "RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE! You are the devil and unfit to be on the Supreme Court!"
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I'm all for gender equality in the workplace. Maybe we can start with the following professions: Bricklaying 99.6% men Garbage collection 99.4% men Sewer cleaning 99.3% men Mining 99.1% men How about it, ladies? Or is it just air conditioned corporate office jobs you want?
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Socialism: Protestors in Venezuela are marching in the streets resisting it. Liberals and Democrats in America are marching in the streets demanding it.
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What treason apparently isn't: Giving 20% of your uranium to Russia. Sending pallets of unmarked bills to a regime who wants "Death to America" and finances terrorism. Selling foreign policy favours to the highest bidder. What treason apparently is: Whatever Trump just did.
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Women don't have penises. Arrest me.
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Who has the most annoying fan base? πŸ™„
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Right wing lunatic mails fake bombs = Trump's fault. Left wing lunatic shoots people dead at a synagogue = Also Trump's fault. Economy is booming and it's because of Obama. Gee willikers, I'm beginning to notice a pattern.
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