Want to know how us rich people think ๐ค be sure to follow me on my latest thoughts, opinions, and insights! GOOD night peasants, don't let the bed bugs bite ๐ด if they do - just drop by one of my Shoppers drug mart health clinics.
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Galen Weston Jr ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ Parody
@Theobius
@PierrePoilievre
That's another reason I didn't appear at the investigation hearings, i was not only busy with land deals I was punching numbers from all I will make in healthcare
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Galen Weston Jr ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ Parody
Right now: $15.99/box at Loblaws, placed at child height so your brat can whine for you to buy it.
Two boxes only $38.99. Three for $75. No HST.
Sold by weight, not volume.
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Galen Weston Jr ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ Parody
Where are the
#Cabo6
?
Sins of The Children passed on to their families. They must answer to where they are because these 6 are getting help from someone.
Daejhanae Jackson. Wenter Dononvan,Khalil Cooke, Malik Dryer, Nazeer Wiggins,ย Alysse Hyatt
#JusticeForShanqellaRobinson
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Galen Weston Jr ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ Parody
I welcome Laryssa Waler Hetmanczuk - the former Executive Director of Communications for Premier Ford is now a registered lobbyist for Shoppers Drug Mart. My hands reach everywhere, even the public pockets.
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Galen Weston Jr ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ Parody
I would like to thank you for blaming
@JustinTrudeau
for the rise in food prices. Please keep up the great work because it's a great cover for me! ๐ ๐คฃ
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Galen Weston Jr ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ Parody
Remember when I convinced Doug Ford to cancel the $15 minimum wage. Almost a million citizens were out $2000/year, so Loblaws could save $190M.
Doug Ford helps small businesses.
I went on to earn billions in surplus profits... on the backs of our most marginalized PEASANTS.
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Galen Weston Jr ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ Parody
The peasants are crying now that Loblaws will no longer offer 50% discount on expiring food products. Why? It's either you have money & pay full price or suffer!
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Galen Weston Jr ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ Parody
500 million! Is that all? A very small amount compared to what I made in the price fixing scandal. Remember that event went on for years. ๐ ๐คฃ The peasants are so slow to figure out when they are being ripped off! Just kidding, they know I love them.
I will love this Christmas. There is nothing better than watching all the peasants fighting over food that they overpaid for at my stores.
There will be leftovers from my Christmas parties. Feel free to drop by to dumpster dive for scraps.
Merry Greedy Christmas
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Galen Weston Jr ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ Parody
You keep running your mouths about me, Canada. The price freeze is over at midnight. You think it was expensive yesterday. Just wait till you see what's in store for you tomorrow.
Who's getting the last ๐ laugh?
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Galen Weston Jr ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ Parody
@CP24
See, the current healthcare system is not working. I think the only way to avoid more of your kids dying is to invest in me and my plans for healthcare in Ontario - Doug Ford getting it done
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Galen Weston Jr ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ Parody
@CP24
The more powers, the better for my pharmacies, and my pharmacies, will be making life easier for the peasants as I make more money in healthcare. Make sure you do a little shopping as well in my shoppers drug mart stores.
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Galen Weston Jr ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ Parody
My buddy
@PierrePoilievre
will make a great prime minister of
#Canada
. If he can keep the peasants drunk and distracted, the rest of the ๐ sheeple will follow along.
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Galen Weston Jr ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ Parody
Hello
#Toronto
,
#Ontario
, how are you doing? How are you enjoying the highest property tax increases you have ever seen? Us rich people love when you are paying our share. I hope you also enjoy my latest grocery price increases. Sucker!
#CostOfLivingCrisis
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Galen Weston Jr ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ Parody
Winners Free ONE Way Trip to Mexico is Daejhanae Jackson. Wenter Dononvan,Khalil Cooke, Malik Dryer, Nazeer Wiggins,ย Alysse Hyatt - free stay at a five ๐ hell Mexico Jail, complementary continuous torture while eating out of pig troughs.
#JusticeForShanquellaRobinson
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Galen Weston Jr ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ Parody
@Nyzhjae
Winners Free ONE Way Trip to Mexico is Daejhanae Jackson. Wenter Dononvan,Khalil Cooke, Malik Dryer, Nazeer Wiggins,ย Alysse Hyatt - free stay at a five ๐ hell Mexico Jail, complementary continuous torture while eating out of pig troughs.
#JusticeForShanquellaRobinson
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Galen Weston Jr ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ Parody
You do not need to play 6 degrees of separation to figure out how close I am to Doug Ford? We share the same predatory behavior, and we are at war with the working class/poor. Please don't investigate the Loblaws dry cleaning scheme I have with the Creed Family.
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Galen Weston Jr ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ Parody
Well, good night, TwitterVerse. Goodnight to all my Canadian peasants. Remember, don't let the bed bugs bite if they do just go to
and visit Maple Virtual Care | in partnership with Shoppers Drug Mart
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Galen Weston Jr ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ Parody
To help me becone richer - Under a new deal, Manulife Financial Corp. says its coverage of certain prescription drugs will only apply at Loblaw Cos. Ltd. pharmacies.
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Galen Weston Jr ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ Parody
Right now: $15.99/box at Loblaws, placed at child height so your brat can whine for you to buy it.
Two boxes are only $38.99. Three for $75. No HST.
Sold by weight, not volume.
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Galen Weston Jr ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ Parody
It's so hard to keep the peasants distracted with Hazel McCallion passing and the John Tory Sex Scandal ๐ซ just forget about land development deals & Doug Ford.
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Galen Weston Jr ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ Parody
Thanks, I need to do a price adjustment due to the cost increase by the supplier. Can you have someone
@LoblawsON
increase that PC blue Caesars salad kit to $15.
@LoblawsCanada
@GalenWestonJR
I went to the local loblaws today and this is what I found, PC blue Caesars salad kit was priced at $10. for one when on Friday it was $6. and 3 months ago it was $4. Prices in loblaws rose 2 to 3 dollars for most essential items
#pricegouging
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Galen Weston Jr ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ Parody
Knowing the Canada grocery rebate didn't do much for you, I want the peasants of Ontario to have a free drink on me. Tomorrow, go to any A & W and ask them for your free A n W Root Beer , as many as you want. Tell em I sent you.
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Galen Weston Jr ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ Parody
I am "Only" making $1 profit on a $25 grocery bill. That's "only" 4%.
Historically, standard grocery stores make 1-3% profit.
So, to be honest, I am making 33% more profit while the peasants are suffering.
Don't let me fool you with numbers.
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Galen Weston Jr ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ Parody
Answer: Because it's cheap for us to buy and make more profits. Wait till we start selling you noodles and pasta that is actually made from paper! ๐ ๐คฃ ๐
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Galen Weston Jr ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ Parody
I can't wait for all my stores to start selling alcohol... another industry I will take over! Just imagine what the cost of the beer is going to be. ๐ ๐คฃ ๐
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Galen Weston Jr ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ Parody
Hey
@fordnation
you need to quintuple down on these hand-picked judges because we have a whole lot of sketchy deals we are planning on making over the next couple of years and by now we are sick of getting told by the courts that we are breaking the law.
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Galen Weston Jr ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ Parody
Why would YOU want to boycott one of Canada;s success stories? I know you are not happy with prices but I give you great points that you can use to reduce costs. IN my grocery empire, i do offer you alternatives to my high-end stores. Is the competition cheaper? NO!
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Galen Weston Jr ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ Parody
โFolks, thanks to my buddy Doug Ford - I am thrilled to announce that all Shoppers Drug Mart pharmacists in Ontario will now be allowed to prescribe beer for relief of dozens of common ailments.โ
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Galen Weston Jr ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ Parody
The fact that I still see fit to appear in Loblaws commercials should tell you I either clearly don't appreciate Canadiansโ level of rage or I don't really care. Screw you!
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Galen Weston Jr ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ Parody
Chrystia Freeland, I'm upset with you. You really just had a press conference at Rabba's when discussing food and our economy.
Next time you have a conference, make sure it's at Loblaws.
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Galen Weston Jr ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ Parody
Thanks to my buddy who wants to lower corporate taxes so I can have more money. I mean provide better bread and lower prices for you the consumer.
#AcknowledgeUs
Bake more (delicious) bread. Stop printing cash.
Remove gatekeepers to make more food.
Lower taxes so it costs less.
Reward hard work to make it pay.
That's how we'll stop
#JustinFlation
and make life more affordable.
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Galen Weston Jr ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ Parody
There are processes. The peasants don't know about the complicated processes to bring so many lavish homes to the Greenbelt.Just leave it in the hands of my buddy Doug Ford and the rich boys club to look after it.
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Galen Weston Jr ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ Parody
Can someone tell me which grocery store Justin Trudeau just did his press conference at in Quebec? That better be one of my stores, Justin or I will be deducting points from your optimum points card.
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Galen Weston Jr ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ Parody
Of course, I support our Canadian Farmers as long as they know their place and are making me money. Don't forget I have the trademark for Farmers Market! Stay in your lane, farmers!
I promise to lower grocery prices as soon as Leafs win three rounds in the playoffs. Even better, I will give everyone free gift cards if the Toronto leafs ever win the Stanley Cup again!
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Galen Weston Jr ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ Parody
I am charging you excessive fees so you can not maintain a healthy diet, and then you will need healthcare, so I will make more money - see the connection yet.. ๐
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