Homogoblin @Gabdoesnotexist Twitter profile

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@Gabdoesnotexist

3 years

6’3 ❤️‍🔥

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@Gabdoesnotexist

2 years

Topping is work

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@Gabdoesnotexist

2 years

Why do men think they can summon you when they are horny?

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@Gabdoesnotexist

2 years

This man actually told me all the things he would do to me and how I’ll beg…and he did it. I, a stallion, was worn out. Befuddled and gobsmacked

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@Gabdoesnotexist

6 months

This girl saw my tongue in another man’s mouth at GT and she was still hitting on me then. Now she’s texting me on IG😭. Time to make this wrist extra limp

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@Gabdoesnotexist

9 months

Funny how bottoms always hit on me till they realize I get folded too. Now it’s “I want an original top”. And I’m a knockoff?

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@Gabdoesnotexist

2 years

The gym gays really be begging for funds on the gram. I thought that was a stereotype 💀

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@Gabdoesnotexist

9 months

Btw if I’m following you there’s a 65% chance I want to sleep with you

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@Gabdoesnotexist

2 years

Now if I said bottoms are the true flag bearers of patriarchal standards…

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@itsthejustin

2 years

A bottom finding out his top been TOPPED is like a chick finding out her man is gay.

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@Gabdoesnotexist

7 months

Because I wear size 47 you’re adding 5k to the price? May God smite you down 😭

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@Gabdoesnotexist

1 year

I need a homosexual games night this weekend @ lagos gays.

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@Gabdoesnotexist

2 years

With the amount I’m about to spend on skincare one man will now say he wants to cum on my face 🙂

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@Gabdoesnotexist

2 years

I can’t believe I actually douched and not one but TWO niggas flaked. I blame myself for wanting to break my celibacy kmt

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@Gabdoesnotexist

3 years

New account because I can’t keep my passwords in my head 😭

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@Gabdoesnotexist

2 years

The fact that king vincene is showing hole now is just Lmfao. It’s like you can always see where they are heading on twitter 😭

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@Gabdoesnotexist

2 years

I don’t think I’ve ever had sex with someone taller than me. Then again I am 6’3

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@Gabdoesnotexist

2 years

I think I’m done with casual sex.

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@Gabdoesnotexist

2 years

Stop liking my pictures and fuck me already

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@Gabdoesnotexist

2 years

Why are the men pressed so bad? You’re not marrying her

Viking Dad

@VikingDadWisdom

2 years

Pornstar Riley Reid “conveniently” finds the love of her life at 29. He’s a free runner athlete. Is now pregnant. Dude these guys 😂😂

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@Gabdoesnotexist

2 years

I’m not slut shaming but I just saw a tweet with a guy saying he fucks 6 guys a week. Six??? Where y’all get the energy from? Damn

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@Gabdoesnotexist

8 months

I did infact make the decision to like porn on this account because why not?

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@Gabdoesnotexist

2 years

If you’re in Lagos and you have a burner, chances are you’re not that anonymous

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@Gabdoesnotexist

1 year

Why are sacrifices never made by the man?

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@OfficialFBMA

1 year

This, ladies & gentlemen is what we call the TRUTH …

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2 years

You need to get a job application

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@Gabdoesnotexist

2 years

I want that man. I will devour him when I get to Lagos

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Homogoblin

@Gabdoesnotexist

2 years

Everything she said! Sometimes some of y’all WANT to be outraged about something for absolutely no reason. Did we say the country was perfect? No. It was just better than this shit we are living in

Ozzy

@ozzyetomi

2 years

“Better times” are not necessarily “good times”. Acknowledging the decline of the economy doesn’t negate all the problems that persisted in times when the economy wasnt the dog shit it is today. This is a bad faith argument & a bit of a dog whistle.

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@Gabdoesnotexist

2 years

Beyoncé can do Strangers by nature but Adele can’t do America Has A Problem

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@Gabdoesnotexist

2 years

Asinine point. The French and Italian fashion houses have decades of experience and have honed their craft to the point of excellence. They have pioneered entire generations of fashion and they dress world leaders. Enough dishonesty please

Calie

@caliecalister

2 years

People don't realise how much of this is deep-rooted in self-hate. They think only French & Italian clothes should cost this much, they only see value in something if white pple are doing it🫠. If creatives are being paid adequately handmade clothes should cost 100+.

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Homogoblin

@Gabdoesnotexist

2 years

“Nobody loves men” “Nobody cares about men” Ok

Ibadan Nasty C

@Gbadejr

2 years

We are both males and we gather be roommates and you dey tell me good morning. Worst of it all, you dey ask me "How was your night"? You dey mad ni?

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@Gabdoesnotexist

11 months

Notice how the discussion is around Beyoncé and not the actual people in need? This conversation is derailed. Mind you no other celebrity is being held to these standards

⚜️Sovereign⚜️

@sauvamemte

11 months

Michael Jackson told Bill Clinton to his face that he better fix the AIDS crisis then sung a song in front of him about it afterwards Muhammad Ali refused to go to war and lost his prime years Aretha Franklin supported the BPP & bailed out Angela Davis please miss me w the pleas

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@Gabdoesnotexist

1 month

Ate ass for the first time yesterday and I have seen the light

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@Gabdoesnotexist

5 months

I feel the world should be kinder to me, I have a fat ass

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@Gabdoesnotexist

2 years

I hate people that choose to sit right next to you when there is clearly a lot of other empty seats 😐

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Homogoblin

@Gabdoesnotexist

6 months

It’s crazy how my burner was intended as a space for me to let loose but now too many people know me here. If I say the things I want to say I wouldn’t be able to look y’all in the eyes 😭

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Homogoblin

@Gabdoesnotexist

1 month

He texted me on WhatsApp hm

Homogoblin

@Gabdoesnotexist

1 month

The amount of sexual tension in that Uber ride. This man did not want to end the trip

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@Gabdoesnotexist

1 year

Sorry but it’s true.🏳️‍⚧️ is much better

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@Gabdoesnotexist

2 years

He really made himself but let’s not act like the security of rich parents wasn’t there please.

Dénola Grey

@DenolaGrey

2 years

Been betting on myself since 2012. Never had a 9-5 and crafted whatever it is I am now out of nothing. Never known the security of a monthly paycheck. It’s not easy. Hasn’t been easy. But I’m still here.

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@Gabdoesnotexist

1 year

Let go of those ai generated images of yourself. I’m begging

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@Gabdoesnotexist

2 years

Tell me why I won’t fuck me if I could pls

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@Gabdoesnotexist

3 years

6’3 ❤️‍🔥

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@Gabdoesnotexist

2 years

I hope the next time I think of texting a man first lightening strikes me before the thought goes far

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@Gabdoesnotexist

4 months

Half the time I tell myself that I need to be more frugal with my spending but frugality isn’t the issue. Shit just costs more

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Homogoblin

@Gabdoesnotexist

2 years

Tbh I don’t have the energy to make anyone feel better that I didn’t respond to their message quickly or I replied days later. It’s not malicious. I just don’t want to communicate sometimes. If it’s really important close friends and family know the protocol :)

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@Gabdoesnotexist

2 years

In bed listening to Jhene Aiko and watching the sun rise. Might have liked someone in bed with me

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@Gabdoesnotexist

2 years

“Not fem. Not attracted to fem men” He said while wearing a crop top on his profile…

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@Gabdoesnotexist

2 years

I do this with my underwear sometimes

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@Gabdoesnotexist

2 years

The way she looked at his hand touching the door 😂

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@Gabdoesnotexist

2 years

Yes I agree with this. My own is when you experience femmephobia (because it’s almost always femme gay men chasing heteronormative standards) pls don’t run to cry on the tl. It’s your cross to carry ❤️

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2 years

If a gay person only likes “masc” men, they shouldn’t be crucified and dragged because of it. It’s what they like, stop trying to force people to like other things. It’s not about internalized homophobia, it’s simply the type of thing they’re attracted to.

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@Gabdoesnotexist

5 months

I can’t be with a strict top because no matter how many times i bottom, there will always come a day when I WILL ask for a flip

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@Gabdoesnotexist

2 years

The comments make it so clear why Nigeria is the way it is Lmfao. We are not making it outtt

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@Gabdoesnotexist

12 days

Slutted and glutted. Whew

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@Gabdoesnotexist

22 days

I need my ass to be as fat as that so bad 😭

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@Gabdoesnotexist

23 days

Just seen a man with thee fattest ass ever. Damn

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@Gabdoesnotexist

2 years

Most times I feel like Nigerians deserve the suffering they go through. More even :)

frisky dingo

@IcyAtHome

2 years

I wonder where Peter Obi stands on Nigeria's anti LGBTQ+ laws

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@Gabdoesnotexist

2 years

How do y’all add people to your circles? Is it people you want to fuck or?

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@Gabdoesnotexist

1 year

Never beating the racist fanbase allegations

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@Gabdoesnotexist

2 years

When I was in 300 level anytime my roommate pissed me off I would pee in his bucket of water. He pissed me off a lot 🥴

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@Gabdoesnotexist

1 year

What exactly is the rationale in calling alleged gay men gay on social media? What purpose do you serve putting them in a dangerous position in literally the most homophobic country in the world? Do you people think?

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@Gabdoesnotexist

2 years

You must be a lunatic to hit my dm with “wassup skyscraper”, expect a swift response and then block me for not replying 😂😂😂

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Homogoblin

@Gabdoesnotexist

3 years

Men: “No one loves men unconditionally!” Men to their sons:

Zeus

@rotimi_richards

3 years

@_Abdul_Malik I can do this for my daughter but my son? Nah! I would tell him, "Dude, dust yourself and get up!! Life is not a fairy tale". That's just me though.

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@Gabdoesnotexist

3 months

Who wants to work remotely with me today? I’m so bored

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@Gabdoesnotexist

2 years

Trust your intuition kids. Always trust your intuition. Should have fucking stayed home

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@Gabdoesnotexist

8 months

People have been telling me to stay home because renting is expensive but they aren’t considering that if I stay in this house I might just quit game or lose my fucking mind

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@Gabdoesnotexist

9 months

Genuinely looking into if I have a hormonal imbalance because the rate at which I get horny is ridiculous.

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@Gabdoesnotexist

3 years

“Your top is another man’s bottom” “Versatile men are just bottoms pretending” “I don’t do versatile men I want a real man” All in the same WhatsApp group

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Homogoblin

@Gabdoesnotexist

3 years

Everyone is always going after the muscle gays because they are easy targets. The unseen evil is the effeminate men that strongly support heteronormative standards. Niggas are saying masc4masc but how’s that different from effem men saying they want “real” men?

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@BrightLikeSunny

3 years

We’re cancelling each other over lgbtq+ takes today. Post your cancellable lgbtq+ take.

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@Gabdoesnotexist

2 years

Music is so beautiful man

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Homogoblin

@Gabdoesnotexist

1 year

Four novels to get to know me

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@_jhadiin

1 year

4 novels to get to know me

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@Gabdoesnotexist

1 year

This is exactly what I’m saying. The lot of them are soooo insufferable. How would you feel if you graduated from uni, you post it and people start quoting it with opinion pieces about the failure of the education system in Nigeria?

Jacob (Laburu Jnr.)

@bi_and_blunt

1 year

A lot of queer people need to learn to de-centre themselves. Someone's celebrating their birthday and you hijack the moment to write think pieces about how, unlike others, they're not victims of prejudice cos they have money. Be for real! Does the world revolve around you?

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@Gabdoesnotexist

2 years

It’s so awkward flirting with someone in their comment section. Like having sex in front of a crowd

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Homogoblin

@Gabdoesnotexist

1 year

Tired of finding out that people I think are attractive and want to move to are actually terrible people. Lagos men do better I’m begging

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@Gabdoesnotexist

2 years

Abuja is so lame. Literally built for sneaky links but no action

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@Gabdoesnotexist

2 years

As I said, the dancers carried

Black Jollof ™ of TTPD Aderonke Stan Account

@OlaCoker___

2 years

This part of the performance is stuck in my mind like gum to a shoe.

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@Gabdoesnotexist

3 years

How I’m tryna get

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@Gabdoesnotexist

9 months

Open to making friends in Lagos since my friends have decided to live in stupid places like Abuja

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@Gabdoesnotexist

2 years

Y’all please be safe out there today, especially people in Abuja. The British High Commission and the American Embassy have shut down and issued security alerts. May God watch over us all

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Homogoblin

@Gabdoesnotexist

2 years

Two times now the best sexual interactions I’ve had here are from men visiting Abuja. Good sex does not live here

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@Gabdoesnotexist

2 years

Nursing homes making bank soon Lmfao

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@Gabdoesnotexist

2 years

Imagine Beyoncé transitioning from America Has A Problem to Pure/Honey live. That stadium is going to lose its shit

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@Gabdoesnotexist

2 years

If you smoke and you’re in Asokoro hmu 😭

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@Gabdoesnotexist

2 years

@EyemaRealist @anyadesiree @itsayosigns Her body being her body = whipping out your dick? Does that sound logical to you? 🙂

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Homogoblin

@Gabdoesnotexist

9 months

Some of the OF niggas be doing the damn thing. The real fuckers drought is over

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@Gabdoesnotexist

2 years

This better be purging from getting into my new skincare routine because idk why this huge pimple appeared

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Homogoblin

@Gabdoesnotexist

2 years

She was the lady of winterfell. An army marched on her lands without telling her. Considering the person she was mean to came back to “reclaim her birthright” I’d say that’s an appropriate response.

불타오르네 💜💜

@jasminedesi20

2 years

Sansa being super mean to the person whose coming to save your land from ice zombies was such shit writing

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@Gabdoesnotexist

9 months

This constant wetness will be the end of me

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@Gabdoesnotexist

2 years

No critical thinking I fear

Watermelon Ambassador 🍉

@Charleschubby2

2 years

I finally got the opportunity to go meet this woman who made my childhood a living hell as a little boy. The deplorable State of the road leading to the part of the town where she resides almost made me cancel the trip but nothing is really an obstacle when my mind is made up.

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@Gabdoesnotexist

2 years

This celibacy has gone on too long!

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Homogoblin

@Gabdoesnotexist

2 years

My dad voted LP but the tribalist comments still fall from his mouth kmt

Ōmøgē Ōmī🧜🏼‍♀️

@DedeMcBitch

2 years

What this election period has proven beyond reasonable doubt is the fact that YORUBAS are indeed tribalistic! Yes my mom is Yoruba & y’all are very tribalistic, u’re not beating the allegations my dears! Na all of us go gather suffer this suffer, welcome to h3ll if that man wins!

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Homogoblin

@Gabdoesnotexist

1 year

Black mirror is definitely not largely shit. It’s an anthology series with a theme, they aren’t all going to feel the same kmt

unsuspended coffee

@thesolarcoffee

1 year

netflix black mirror is largely shit but remember that one episode where the twist was that the dude was a pedophile

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@Gabdoesnotexist

2 years

Tired of beating. Need more

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@Gabdoesnotexist

2 months

I’m so glad I work where I work and it’s my first full time job. Amazing work done in a relaxed way

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@Gabdoesnotexist

2 years

8 trying to move to 7

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@Gabdoesnotexist

3 years

This is what happens when you use tik tok jokes on twitter

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@Gabdoesnotexist

6 months

Right now I just want to bury my face in a mans groin and keep sniffing

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@Gabdoesnotexist

2 years

This seems threatening

From the river to the sea

@TheMarxxxist

2 years

We're looking for a bottom

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@Gabdoesnotexist

2 years

Realized my main motivation in bettering myself and studying is because I don’t want to be poor

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Homogoblin

@Gabdoesnotexist

1 year

The style of bleach is incredible. Giving Vogue Hueco Mundo September issue

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@The25thNigga

1 year

That nigga Ichigo looking cold as fuck 😭

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@Gabdoesnotexist

5 months

“Work was so long today boo and I know you’re very busy but I really need to see your hole and pole, can you make time to record a 1 min vid for me?” - me as a bf

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Homogoblin

@Gabdoesnotexist

1 year

Before you reach out, rub one out

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