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When I was 20, I went on a 3-month solo backpacking trip to SE Asia to find 'The Beach'. It led to an epiphany that changed the course of my life forever: 🧵🏖️

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@elonmusk Summin about The DOGEFATHER

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Have you ever been to the cinema alone? Restaurants, gigs, cinema, even a music festival. I've done all those things alone. I'm of the mindset that if there's something you want to do, do it. What do you think?

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@paulsaladinomd Imagine you're 5 beers deep trying to watch Rush Hour 3 and the guy next to you starts eating yesterday's cold burger and then goes off cracking a coconut on the drop tray for 47 minutes until the smallest drips seep out from the shell. The stewardess is there with an entire bar

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@sanpellyenjoyer Now you need 5 years experience for an entry level job

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@contextdogs I'm not too sure on this one. Feels weird

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@Rainmaker1973 When you wrestle alligators you can wear whatever you want

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@elonmusk How's the skit coming along Elon? Dogecoin & Dogefather gang can't wait to see it @dogecoin @Dogefatherbsc_ #dogecoin #Dogefather #TheDogeFather #SNL

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@real_lord_miles sounds incredibly dangerous I think you're better off staying in Africa where it's safe

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@OrwellNGoode Nobody choses Australia

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@celestialbe1ng These over-analyser types have jumped way off the deep end. All the extra years they'll get to live equals the same amount of time they spent hunched over the computer reading Hoooberman transcripts. Eat good and play outside. Simple rely.

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@Empty_America My uncle passed recently at 86. But up until then, his blues band would play a show every Monday night. I took my ex there once and it was full of people of his generation dancing and enjoying the music. The band has been together since they were 16.

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@krus_chiki Snowboarders don't care about skiers. Skiers spend their whole day moaning about snowboarders. I would too if I'd invested years of my life into learning the mountain equivalent of roller blading.

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@regcrawford3 @unfortunatalie 'a bottle of Guinness' nice try CIA man

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@hardestgeezer @Running_Charity @sandblastarts It's only going to build mate - just like when Nims Purja climbed the 14 Peaks. It's not until he FINISHED that people started listening. Big ups

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@bumbadum14 @MattWalshBlog @Cernovich One lucky gal will get to spend a night in the shaggin' wagon!

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YOU'RE WELCOME #dogecoin #Dogefather #DogecoinToTheMoon

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@krus_chiki Good vibes only with our bear friends 🐻

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@FitFounder It sounds simple but if you have kids don't give advice on not having kids

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@mrexits He felt that one

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@elonmusk You're welcome

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@TheCensoredRock @SeedOilDsrspctr I'm looking forward to watch the rematch in 20 years when the roles are reversed

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@real_lord_miles Ostrich wins

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@real_lord_miles My man Lord Miles is about to embark on a heroic mission. May the Lord be on his side

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@InternetH0F Because he has jewelry and a phone? I'll keep my actual freedom thanks. Go touch grass

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@LordVesconte One tiny Hobbit against all the evil the world could muster. A sane being would have given up, but Miles burned with a magnificent madness, a glowing obsession to surmount every obstacle, to find Frodo, destroy the Ring, and cleanse Middle Earth of its festering malignancy.

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@SpursIad People don't care about what you're doing, they care about what you've done and I know what Geeza's already done is absolutely wild. But once he crosses the finish line, that's when this thing will explode. International prime time media. Documentaries etc. The same with Nims

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Guys please - this is New Zealand dollars. It's not USD and it's certainly not GBP 😂 I went to the deluxe showing as I knew Dune 2 was going to be epic. Please stop telling me about the two-for-tuesday deals in the other side of the world.

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@hardestgeezer Wtf mate 😂 70km?

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Join me here on the roof of Africa - Mt Kilimanjaro! Group & private trips available all year round, as well as safari and cultural tours.

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@Austen H Mack is so good the podcaster got his phone out to record, at a recorded podcast

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@CryptoKaleo This is what it means

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@ladbible Wow that sounded absolutely terrible

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@GRITCULT You gotta do more than a weekender in Bangkok to find enlightenment my guy

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@LordVesconte @MasterfulPo This is some Frodo & Sam sneaking into Mordor shit

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@zacalsopp What is the context to this 😂

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@myth_pilot I feel this but the exact opposite. I'm on the verge of something incredible. I've worked hard for years on building my future and the tipping point is just around the corner. Maybe the issue these people have is a lack of 1. Purpose 2. Drive to make that purpose a reality

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@elonmusk Just stop dude, take a twitter break

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@fastrlife Believe it or not, it is actually possible to sit in nature and breath deeply without a cigar too

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@real_lord_miles @TateNews_ Is Birmingham a country?

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@krus_chiki Helluva roast I'm stealing that

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@Jbn3ex I shared a short clip of me kayaking and had a comment lecturing me about paddle technique and hand positioning, words straight out of a drivers manual. The clip was from my 1600 km, 72-day expedition into Alaska. Practical application > theoretical ideas

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@real_lord_miles Maths checks out 🤔

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@johnhfio @slawekzak New Black Mirror concept just dropped

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@Tarnjitkparmar FINALLY she hugged the dude on the left phew

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@stoolpresidente 5. Paper hand

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@lxganbtc I'm pretty sure this is at the bottom of Mt Snowdon. I did this hike with my school in Year 7 lol

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@AlpacaAurelius For the same reason that you'd eat a beef steak from a cow you've never met and probably shouldn't turn your wife into a hamburger

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The beautiful birds of Tanzania THREAD #BirdsSeenIn2021 #birds #NaturePhotography #tanzania #Safari @Britnatureguide 1 - Kingfisher

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When I say my expedition to Alaska was wild, THIS IS WHAT I MEAN. But the really crazy thing is - this doesn't take my #1 spot for the best animal encounter...

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@real_lord_miles I have just received proof that Lord Miles is alive. He's in fine spirits watching recordings of the Rugby World Cup. Unfortunately the recordings are from the 2019 Cup, but he doesn't have the heart to tell his Taliban captors/friends

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@real_lord_miles She must have thought you were Mr Beast

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Does regular sauna use help your body adjust to warmer climates faster?

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@NoContextBrits At least you're already half way to the emergency brace position

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@MyLatinLife Istanbul - deep history, culture, plenty to see and experience Dubai - .... errr... Guess you could take a photo smoking a cigar or something?

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Not only does this guy win the emergency exit seat lottery, with added legroom... but he also gets to sit next to a fcking panda?!

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@lawrencekingyo Depression and sadness: UK

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@BowTiedMara He didn't forget

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@ObtainerOf Bros ready to fight Maximus Meridius

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@Asaaadude YouTube comments was the best bit

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@thedulab UK lads have to wrap up with a "right then" with a double thigh slapper

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@BoristheBeard1 @CryptoKaleo can be retweeted in the future to reference every possible outcome.

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@LordVesconte Please sell frog hats as merch

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@xbtGBH How can someone have so many TV appearances, interviews, paparazzi photos etc ... yet I've literally never seen or heard of her before

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@Hormetik He's also a pro MMA fighter and should know hands are weapons. Martial arts are supposed to be about control

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@MrOverpaid Thinking anything in those bags is important is what being in the cage really looks like Freedom is found outside of material objects

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@SolBrah We had chickens when I was a kid and I remember my mum saying to never drop an egg in front of the chickens. They'll realise the eggs aren't hatching and then they'll stop laying. I don't know whether that's true or not, but this poor hen just saw her baby get sloooonked up good

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@iluminatibot I have a Huawei - so so does the CCP 🤘

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I've never understood the point of checking in online. If you only have hand luggage then sure, but what is the advantage of checking in online when you need to drop bags off anyway?

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@Empty_America This is more like a Medieval era problem

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@Lukealexxander Imagine having all that money and that's the best you do with it

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@LordVesconte This is something I learnt from my Expeditions to Africa. Even when giving out sweets to the children, you must be the one to share them out evenly or they will fight.

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@OrwellNGoode This is what a continental breakfast really means

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Another dreamy day

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@ladbible Looool good luck

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@lawrencekingyo 2 years later -> "wow you're so lucky"

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@MyLatinLife @SalvadoranPride Bottled water costs $1. I asked the shop keeper in El Tunco, "hey, this big one costs $1, right? And this small one here, the tiny one, this is also $1?" "Yes" he said. They don't want to deal in smaller notes so all gringos pay $1 no matter the size. Made me laugh

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Find a girl that enjoys the same hobbies as you. She doesn't need to be the best, but to have a slight interest is such a game changer to how you continue spending your time. Too many people trade in their hobbies for a girl. This leads to resentment on all levels. Instead,

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This is the way

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6 months later...

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@greg16676935420 That protest didn't last long

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My pursuit to become less of a kook 🏄 I've been surfing 4-5 hours a day for a week in Bali. Here's what I learnt: - Leave the first wave. Everyone in the line up will paddle for it, moving them out of position for the second wave. - The second wave doesn't always come. -

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@wishzen Chinas great. Girls do this in real life. Feel like a king to be cold approached by females telling you how handsome you are.

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@ZubyMusic Steve Irwin #1 🐐

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Land, sea and air. It's all connected. The clouds ebb and flow like tides. Airstreams and rivers. Water is the life of the Earth. What runs along and into the ground is the same as what's above our heads. It's beneath our feet and in the air we breath.

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@freedomfiles_ Disagree. Not wanting to hang out with someone because they'll eventually leave is a childlike mentality of someone who is not emotionally developed. I have a network of friends all around the world. We see each other all around the world. We are all transient in our movements

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@CJ_Johnson17th How can I find some crypto wallets that I lost?

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@real_lord_miles @ZubyMusic Can we encourage you not to do that one?

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@reecethebrah This you?

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2 - Crested Eagle

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@maricarjagger Absolutely. And 'being still' does not mean 'doing nothing'

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@theaceofspaeder @TateTheTalisman G

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@coltybrah seems like you're the only person on Money Twitter that actually does anything cool with their money. And before you dweebs say it - going to Dubai and posing with a cigar ain't cool

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@Paracelsus1092 The British Museum:

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@everymovieplug WHERE IS MOSUL?! Grittiest modern war movie 10/10 much watch

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More BTS from Lake Natron. As featured in David Attenborough's #PerfectPlanet

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@DejaRu22 Was in El Salvador two weeks ago Countless times, locals walked over and proudly tell me of how their country has turned around. How for the first time in all their life's ... They have hope They'd tell me how what I was doing just would not have been possible 1-2 years ago

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