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@GIJoe_91
joe
5 months
If you think that’s fat then you’re gay
@guideforlovers
Lovers’ Guide 💟
5 months
Men, is this fat for you?
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@GIJoe_91
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1 year
Absolute zero Pinter on the chase right now.
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1 year
@BelltrEnd I’d just bark at her
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@GIJoe_91
joe
1 year
As a proud Englishman I can wholeheartedly say I never wanna see another English man manager Chelsea again after this summer. Useless as fuck
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joe
1 year
@Ad_Ryan8 Putting alonso’s name in the same sentence as the word “charge” is asking for trouble. But I agree
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joe
1 year
My controversial opinion is Laura Woods is a 5/10 at best. Over hyped cause she’s in a male dominated industry. Kind of like that teacher everyone fancied who wasn’t even fit she was just under 40 years old
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@GIJoe_91
joe
4 months
Almost hit the milestone of 21 days without any ❄️ or vapes, 5 months clean off the 🚬. Had my first therapy session. Mental health is as good as it’s been in years. work done f so treating myself to a cold beer before jetting off for 10 days in Greece. Life is looking up
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joe
1 year
It almost seems like him and Frank Lampard are just not good at management
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joe
1 year
@carefreecammy In the oppositions box mate, never anyone there
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joe
1 year
Chelsea must be the club with the most brasses amongst their fans. A new one pops up everyday ffs
@CarefreeChloee
Chloee💙
1 year
💙👀
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joe
1 year
If Margot Robbie wanted to shag you, would you consider it?
@FrankKhalidUK
Frank Khalid OBE
1 year
If Carlo Ancelotti was to leave Real Madrid in the summer would you consider him for the Chelsea job?
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@GIJoe_91
joe
3 months
First gym session done ☑️ been off the gear and cigarettes for nearly 7 weeks now. 19.05.2012 and Gerrard slipping are the only times I’ve felt better
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@GIJoe_91
joe
1 year
Frank Lampard needs to do a Gary Neville and quit management and go aback to punditry, it’s not for him
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joe
1 year
@louis_soper The dice ones were the holy grail
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@GIJoe_91
joe
1 year
If that was Marcos alonso on the back post it’s 1-0 and you know it
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@GIJoe_91
joe
10 months
Swapping Mason Mount for Cole Palmer with £10m on top is the best business Chelsea have done in years.
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@GIJoe_91
joe
8 months
Started the day getting a gwak gwak 3000 off the mrs now treated for a birthday fry up. Turning 33 hasn’t been so bad
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@GIJoe_91
joe
1 year
I got 13k likes just for showing a picture of a good looking girl on TV. Imagine how easy life must be if you actually are a good looking girl. Shit ain’t fair
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@GIJoe_91
joe
1 year
After two months I can’t say I’m looking forward to the newsfeed tomorrow morning with every other tweet being “here’s my line up for todays game” Alright lads, no one actually cares
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@GIJoe_91
joe
1 year
All focus on Havertz but 2-2 draw at home to Fulham, lucky to hold on to a 2-1 win at home to Nottingham Forrest. What has 100m man Declan rice done in his first 3 games? Caicedo has a 20 min cameo and got slaughtered
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@GIJoe_91
joe
1 year
Shame for the girls but let’s be real not a single fuck is given.
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@GIJoe_91
joe
8 months
Palmer for mount is the biggest upgrade we’ve ever mad e
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@GIJoe_91
joe
6 months
Why is Gary Neville on MNF having to defend himself for calling Chelsea bottle jobs? That’s exactly what we were
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@GIJoe_91
joe
1 year
@HannahBurrill @BBCBreaking He will walk it off I reckon x
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@GIJoe_91
joe
1 year
We also haven’t forgotten during covid Liverpool football club tried furloughing their staff so the tax payer could pay their wages instead of using their own money. Gready, hypocritical, murdering, scummy club
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joe
1 year
Still the most exciting player I’ve ever seen in a Chelsea shirt
@ESPNFC
ESPN FC
1 year
39-year-old Arjen Robben just completed the Rotterdam Marathon in under three hours 👏
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@GIJoe_91
joe
7 months
Sarri got us top 4 and won a European trophy. Poch is as bad as we’ve ever seen
@KevinnUTC
𝙆ev
7 months
Swear Sarri wasn’t even this bad
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joe
1 year
The fact Mike dean has admitted he influenced a game and potentially the result for a personal agenda is match fixing and he should have been punished as so
@JacobsBen
Ben Jacobs
1 year
Still doesn’t make sense. If Dean saw a hair pull & decided not to send Taylor to the monitor to “protect” him, he’s actually done the opposite. Only way to protect on-field refs in this type of situation is to let them view & decide. 🎥 @SkySportsNews
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joe
1 year
@BBCNews Always the victims
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@GIJoe_91
joe
1 year
Don’t know what everyones beef with Joao felix is. Was only here 5 months in our worst in for decades and two shit managers and still look really bright at times.
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joe
1 year
@KevinnUTC They never showed the back of her unfortunately so couldn’t see
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@GIJoe_91
joe
10 months
3 100m midfielders on the pitch today and he was comfortably the worst.
@TheSecretScout_
TheSecretScout
10 months
Declan Rice is worth every penny, watching him live you appreciate what he does 👏
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joe
1 year
Sterling played for QPR, Liverpool and Man City. Two clubs that hate Chelsea and one club who Chelsea have rivalled for trophies. He never wanted to come to Chelsea. He wasn’t in peps plans so thought he would take a big wage and life back in London. Get the div sold
@falsewinger
Sripad
1 year
Sterling is turning out to be a lazier version of Willian.
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@GIJoe_91
joe
1 year
@talkSPORT There best player according to who? -source: Lucy Bronze
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@GIJoe_91
joe
4 months
Astrid wetts dildo
@gunsnrosesgirl3
Science girl
4 months
Can you explain what this is?
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@GIJoe_91
joe
1 year
Have you ever seen a simp as big as that Olivia bird
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@GIJoe_91
joe
1 year
The fact Lampard was missing last night when he’s out of work and you can guarantee he was asked shows he ain’t Chelsea
@KABAR_CHELSEA
Kabar Chelsea
1 year
📺 | HIGHLIGHT ✨ Chelsea Legend 4-0 B. Munich Legend #KTBFFH
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@GIJoe_91
joe
9 months
Astrid wett is a cunt. Jackson aside she’s supposed to be a Chelsea fan yet she’s secretly recording a Chelsea player to drag him just for her personal clout. She’s honestly rancid
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joe
1 year
The queen we deserve, but not the queen we can have right now
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@GIJoe_91
joe
11 months
Noise around Caicedo has gone from the Brighton and Liverpool fans. The geezer was the bollocks again yesterday and looked every penny worth of that transfer fee
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joe
1 year
People giving it “it’s only Luton” 3 goals at home, clean sheet and a striker that actually scored. Just be happy ffs
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@GIJoe_91
joe
1 year
Sky channel 402 right now. Best prem goals between Chelsea and Tottenham which is basically just a collection of Chelsea smashing Tottenham all through the 90s
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@GIJoe_91
joe
1 year
Chelsea need to scrap their awards this season. Literally no one deserves player of the season or any other award
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@GIJoe_91
joe
9 months
Mourinho has had 2 spells at Chelsea and won us the league in both occasions and is responsible for 3 of our 5 league titles and some of you are turning your nose up at him after finishing 12th last season and potentially being in a relegation battle this season. Madness
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@GIJoe_91
joe
6 months
Doesn’t strictly count as a job but nice to see scousers are actually working to earn money now
@FBAwayDays
Football Away Days
6 months
Sparta Prague pay a small fee for any cups returned inside the stadium, so this Liverpool fan collected loads to make a few quid… Fair play to him! 👏🤣
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@GIJoe_91
joe
4 months
Beating to those N London and E London mugs back to back without conceding. Can’t argue with that
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joe
1 year
Anyone know what this team is and where I can purchase a season ticket?
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@GIJoe_91
joe
1 year
I’m not massively right wing but they’ve now got a female presenting the snooker world championship…I’ll give anyone £1000 if they can name one single female snooker player? It’s getting over the top with this diversity shit
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@GIJoe_91
joe
1 year
She likes Chelsea, pie and mash and has massive chebs What more do you want lads. Get in there
@cfccharx
Charlie🖤
1 year
My DM’s are open x
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@GIJoe_91
joe
7 months
I’m buzzing off last nights performance and win as much as anyone but can’t believe the amount of Chelsea fans who have forgiven Poch for the abysmal season we’ve had just cause of one win in a cup game against a team who clearly prioritise the weekend and getting top 4
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@GIJoe_91
joe
1 year
Prime essien is £150m in todays market. He’s the midfielder Declan rice wishes he could be
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@GIJoe_91
joe
1 year
I’ve been more than critical of the owners but I’m genuinely not mad. £110m for him is ridiculous. Can’t let club bend us over. Stick with santos 👍🏻
@Luke1990W
Luke
1 year
I don’t care he only has a year left on his contract, we now live in a world where a 21 year old Ecuadorian is worth more than Harry Kane. Football is fucked.
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@GIJoe_91
joe
1 year
Anthony Joshua is fighting tonight and if my social media is anything to go by no one could give a single fuck. No less than he deserves tbh the knobhead
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@GIJoe_91
joe
8 months
Small milestone I know but I’ve just gone 9 full days without smoking. Started smoking when I was 12 and have smoked 20 a day my whole adult so proud of this effort
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joe
1 year
People who go to matches are better fans than those who don’t
What's one controversial opinion about Chelsea Football Club that would get you like this?
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@GIJoe_91
joe
1 year
This. Ziyech is technically so gifted and if he had the right attitude he would be world class. However he doesn’t give a shit so sell him him the summer
Ziyech annoys me so much. Technically I think he’s clear of so many players.
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1 year
My tweet has found Liverpool twitter. That’s it, guess I’ll be getting my address posted soon 😂
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@GIJoe_91
joe
9 months
With Jude Bellingham and Harry Kane the only thing stopping England from winning a tournament is Gareth Southgate
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@GIJoe_91
joe
1 year
@JT__v2 @Koulibaddy Been up 2 hours now and no one has posted her Instagram. Twitter just ain’t the same anymore
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@GIJoe_91
joe
4 months
10 miles walked last 2 days. I know it ain’t amazing to most but we all gotta start somewhere
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joe
1 year
You’re off your head if you think Levy will ever sell Kane to Chelsea
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@GIJoe_91
joe
1 year
I genuinely believe Chelsea are the worst team in the league under Frank. Any current team beats us home or away.
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11 months
Out in Tenerife and never want to come back to be honest.
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@GIJoe_91
joe
1 year
Call me what you went but I’d rather go to any random chippy and get a proper sized portion for £10. Don’t know why people pay those prices ffs
@NoWayWoke
Rt. Hon. Alan B’Stard MP
1 year
Fish and Chips from celebrity chef #TomKerridge 35 Quid 😳 What do you reckon?? #Hospitality
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@GIJoe_91
joe
20 days
I’m 2lbs off having lost 3 stone in the past 8 weeks yet I don’t look any different. What is this fuckery
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@GIJoe_91
joe
9 months
It’s simple really Good managers make okay players look great Bad managers make great players look bad. Chelsea’s squad is quality (bar striker)
@Denno876er
Denroy
9 months
This Chelsea squad is better than Villa, Tottenham, and Newcastle yet they are all above us. Other than Jackson, Gallagher and few others who are genuinely not this level, the general assembly of the squad is quality. The problem is Poch. He’s a loser
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@GIJoe_91
joe
1 year
These owners are the issue. I hate them
Unfortunately Luis Enrique Wanted far too much control/demands for #CFC liking although he did impress initially. 🇪🇸
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joe
1 year
Rewatching the Chelsea game and just realised as soon as Sterling went off Chelsea scored 3 goals in 12 minutes
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@GIJoe_91
joe
1 year
Who’s buying tickets in the west view for £120 a game? Would genuinely rather watch it in the pub and get 3 for 100 and a couple jäger bombs for that.
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@GIJoe_91
joe
1 year
“Bringing Lampard back is a no brainer and if you don’t think so then you ain’t “people chels”
@WhoScored
WhoScored.com
1 year
🫠 Frank Lampard's last 17 matches as a manager (all comps): ❌ Lost 2-1 ❌ Lost 2-0 ❌ Lost 1-0 ❌ Lost 2-0 ❌ Lost 2-1 ❌ Lost 3-1 ❌ Lost 4-1 🤝 Drew 1-1 ❌ Lost 2-1 ❌ Lost 3-0 ❌ Lost 4-1 ❌ Lost 2-0 🤝 Drew 0-0 ✅ Won 3-0 ❌ Lost 1-0 ❌ Lost 2-0 ❌ Lost 2-1
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joe
1 year
Can’t post pictures of kids in your family but do so everyone else’s?
@FrankKhalidUK
Frank Khalid OBE
1 year
Here I am with my grandson!!! Can’t wait to buy him his first Chelsea kit, will be going to our Luton game next week & will buy it from the mega store. 💙
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joe
8 months
Birds like Astrid Wett and co actually do nothing for female football fans. Majority of women I know at Chelsea are passionate and knowledgeable as the rest of us but these bints get them stereotyped as either thick or expected to show their tits any time they talk about football
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@GIJoe_91
joe
1 year
2.5 weeks on this carnivore diet and I honestly haven’t felt this healthy in a long time. Back in the gym next week. Tenerife with the fam in September and butlins with @CharlieHurley in October. Life is on the up 🤩
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joe
1 year
People who say Hazard was better than him simply wasn’t alive to see him play. My childhood hero
@90sfootball
90s Football
1 year
Gianfranco Zola vs West Ham United, 1996.
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joe
1 year
In 18 months we’ve gone from “we will build a team no one wants to play against” to conceding 26 shots at home to fucking Brighton. Sickening
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joe
1 year
@Jesss_Chels Twitter is the best way to find a partner. @cfccharx used to tell me this for ages and I’d laugh but that’s how I meet mine, a year later we are living together and booking holidays so yeah worth a crack, slide in those Dms
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joe
1 year
Always loved Kova and felt he’s got unfair criticism at times but right now literally any player could leave and I wouldn’t care
@AbsoluteChelsea
Absolute Chelsea
1 year
Mateo Kovacic is a transfer candidate for Bayern Munich. He is no longer happy at #Chelsea and wants to leave. [via @kerry_hau ]
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1 year
People are so desperate to let everyone know they don’t like the monarchy 😂
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joe
1 year
How’s Harry Kane gonna learn to speak German when he’s had 30 years and still can’t even speak English?
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@GIJoe_91
joe
1 year
For years week after week I saw Terry walk out the tunnel with Cech behind him and I took it for granted. Would give my left Bollock to go back to those days
@ChelseaFC
Chelsea FC
1 year
Here they are, our Chelsea legends! 🙌 🔵
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@GIJoe_91
joe
6 months
All this bollocks about Ivan Toney I reckon Ollie Watkins would be a much better signing. Think he’s a much better striker
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@GIJoe_91
joe
1 year
Wish they’d fuck off keep saying these women making the final is England’s first World Cup final since 1966. It’s the first World Cup final for the women 👍🏻
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@GIJoe_91
joe
7 months
Tbf at her age the men she should be talking to have free bus passes
Grown men that can't drive is a red flag I'm sorry but why
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joe
9 months
I nominate myself to clean that car with my tongue
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@GIJoe_91
joe
5 months
Why the fuck would you want your mrs going out like that
@dondatimes
Donda Times
5 months
Ye & Bianca last night in LA
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joe
1 year
Only 2 weeks ago and already no one is talking about it or cares outside of Manchester City. This is why no matter the competition all neutrals want Man City to win it if their club can’t
@ManCity
Manchester City
1 year
Two weeks ago today! ✨
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joe
1 year
32 years of age and I’m still so petty that as soon as Chelsea sell a player I unfollow them on social media. Cheers for the memories but don’t care how you get on at your new club 👋🏻
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joe
1 year
Got rid of all the deadwood. Built a young exciting team, dunked on Liverpool twice but sure this window is a 0/10 if we sell an 18 year old with a whopping 12 appearances. 🙄
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@GIJoe_91
joe
1 year
People on here comparing mason mount to Frank Lampard has definitely got to be up there
@talkSPORT
talkSPORT
1 year
What's the worst football opinion you've ever heard?
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joe
1 year
The most valuable and profitable yet Chelsea are asking 50m in the same market Havertz is going for 65m and Man Utd don’t even think he’s worth that. Cry some more you weird c**t
@mineralsfc
Johnny Minerals
1 year
Oi @FabrizioRomano you liar there is no offer from Chelsea to sign ask toothpick Stanley.. so ‘here we go’ feeding the owners Mount agenda because they are desperate to cash in on the most valuable and profitable baller.
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joe
1 year
This is the boy who actually had a dream, not the tik toker
@ChelseaFC
Chelsea FC
1 year
Chelsea captain. 💙
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@GIJoe_91
joe
8 months
Perspective. Been playing in the prem for 4 or so years now and last week was the first time he’s ever scored in back to back league matches. If that’s the guy you think will solve our sticker issues then God helps us. Please stop judging mediocre players on purple patches
@CFCdruw
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8 months
Alright, Chelsea fans.. Would you sign Dominic Solanke?
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@GIJoe_91
joe
1 year
The only thing wrong about King Charles is he was cheating on a sort like princess Diana with Camilla. What a fucking downgrade, he had a mare
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@GIJoe_91
joe
6 months
Man Utd spending 55m on mason mount
@ThePeakSanti
Santi™
6 months
Explain this in football terms.
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@GIJoe_91
joe
9 months
Huge Jackman at Selhurst park. Woman commentator “you would have thought he would support wolves” Yeah maybe Joey Barton has a point
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joe
4 months
This piers Morgan baby reindeer interview is telling. She is so like the woman in the show it’s mental
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joe
8 months
Had a banging Xmas dinner but wouldn’t dare post it. Could be Michelin star worthy and would still have people on this app calling it shit.
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joe
3 months
Cole palmer not singing the national anthem, sell him immediately
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joe
7 months
Absolute wank, sack the manager
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