Aladdin @FxckArmy Twitter profile

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Aladdin

@FxckArmy

7 years

Me as a virgin listening to my friends hoe stories

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Would you snitch on your friends for 4 billion ? Me :

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My friends are fake

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what u see VS. what i see

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And if my grandmother had wheels she would be a bike

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Can I point out that if Mr Corbyn had asked for a selfie, we would have happily obliged.

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How indecisive are you? Me:

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7 years

How I talk to my friends vs how I talk to everybody else

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All them jumping squats for what

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Frog buttcheeks have sent me spiraling

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My work ethic after lunch

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7 years

U have sex a couple times and all of a sudden everyone thinks you're not a virgin

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3 years

I just feel Like I’ve outgrown the idea of employment

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7 years

Can you fuck off?

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3 years

I acc haven’t stopped looking at this

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1 year

To me this what my back looks like. idc if it’s true or not I do not turn around 👍🏾

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This is the most beautiful back ive ever seen. Im done playin

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3 years

Joseline is not a real person 😭😭😭😭

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1 year

My budget for august is a smile and I don’t know how long that will last

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1 year

No he loved that women. Where is my Greg

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1 year

I’m sorry but this was fucking funny

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He better than me I I would have turned around “mummy the castle wasn’t there. I think they moved”

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6 months

My temper please God let me get rid of this irritability

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What’s a flaw you wish you could get rid of ?

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7 years

When you thought the love of your life finally dm'ed you but it's your girlfriend sharing stupid tweets

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3 years

Ah i need molly maes wrist

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1 year

Smile is out of stock 👎🏾

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1 year

My budget for august is a smile and I don’t know how long that will last

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Aladdin

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2 years

This is the wig Cersei wore to war

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2 years

Will Liz Truss be a good Prime Minister for the midlands ? We ask Boris Johnson supporter @Mike_Fabricant - more at 6pm on @ITVCentral

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3 years

REMOVE ASAP HE IS ON PATERNITY LEAVE

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3 years

ROLLING LOUD PORTUGAL 2022 🏖 ON SALE FRI, JAN 28 @ 12PM GMT

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3 years

No but it cannot be only Tuesday my body feels like it worked 5 days already

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6 years

Trying to get off the central line

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5 years

Rest in peace ✌🏾 the evil you’ve done is enough

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Our platform was hacked and all our content was deleted on #Trendcentrl

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6 years

Being ugly is lowkey peaceful you don’t bother anyone and nobody bothers you. You just live life

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7 years

This is me time

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2 years

When hinge glitches and shows me women

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7 years

One time in toysRus my aunty gave me £100. my dad bought me a pencil case and told me my money is finished

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4 years

Me convincing the flight attendant that I’m traumatised and need to be moved to first class

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9 years

Am I a car

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7 years

Imagine your crying on camera and the battery dies? Do you stop crying and charge it then come back or? Loooooooooooooooool?

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7 years

when I find the answers to my assignment online

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6 years

Drakes son: dada Drake:

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6 years

I’m good luv, enjoy

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2 years

Is loftus cheek playing?

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9 years

Deep the creativity 😂😂😂😂😂 #MoveToBoys2016

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9 years

"I've got a deadline on the 1st of December and I am just learning now there is no 31st of November " someone cry with me 😂😂😂😂

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4 years

This is what you send to the gc when you’ve run back 💀

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8 years

"Imma call you back"

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6 years

Me trying leave the pub and get home safely after England lose and racism comes home

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4 years

Tion said

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Me sneaking into first class while everyone’s trying to stop the fight

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maniere de voir?

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Jack Harlow at the #MetGala .

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This is what being the oldest sibling looks like in a chat

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"Who's sleeping on the wet patch because I'm not" first of all boo your uber is here

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I’ve been laughing at this for 24hrs

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My direct debits arguing about who’s going to take the last £25

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3 years

😍😍😍 yes girl this gone keep Micheal off Grindr for atleast 2 weeks!

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@albertoutspoken

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Ashley ate 😍 #RHOP

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My exam paper if I carry on like this

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What do U see?

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Are they still there?

A real yearner

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Why is every n*gga with dreads in the UK in Crystal Palace Park rn 🤬

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Sza is pregnant? Nah No birth CTRL?

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Ugly Betty and desperate housewives were E4s finest

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@jameelajoie And how long do you plan on feeling this way

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“How is revision going”

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Me to my alarm when it wakes me up

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Set 8 is making sense now

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atenzionne pickpocket lady needs to branch out and identify the rich men, attenzione Big pocket

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"Let me eat that Pussy"..."I'm on my period" First of all boo I'm anaemic

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Tyrique is the kinda man you slap when he’s sleeping

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@bouncetothenext A bastard?

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Biskit explaining to his dad why he is the better husband to his mum

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Lmao I really can’t believe Tracey beaker had me wanting to be in care 💀I was so jealous

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Me after thinking about my deadlines, bank statement, mental state,social life, everlasting to do list and responsibilities

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When you’re at an event, you don’t know anyone and your friend leaves you

gotenks

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caption this

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This is when you start getting flashback of all the times she laughed tooo loud at other guys jokes

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Are you gonna hit me? Do you want it? Cos you’re asking for it. You’re dyinggggg for it. Get off my back. Got it

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Me: *revising* *Floors creak* Me:

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“You’re going to fail if you don’t start revising now”

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Me planning a wedding after 3 compliments and an emoji

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This is the summer they were telling us to prepare our body for kmt

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Me coming back to work after my break

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Jokes on you cos everyone in the UK is a virgin

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UK ppl b having sex like “mmm yes splendid ah indeed scrumptious carry on”

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6 years

You guys believe in right person wrong timing?

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7 years

Looooool poverty cannot be my destiny pls man

𝑫𝒂𝒊𝒍𝒚𝑳𝒂𝒎𝒃𝒐𝒓𝒈𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒊🐃™

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Lamborghini Centenario key concept. Dope or nope?

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But you dm’ed me in 1943

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@BardaTuran I dunno what your talking about

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@ItsChibuike_ Medicalmicrobiologyonline why?

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Clear intentions > going with the flow

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7 years

Honey you don’t know if your baby daddy will be an ax murderer or a child molester, because what you will know is that he needed $10 to get him a medium sized pizza so he ejaculated in a cup so you could have a kid. Now check that

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Big clash 2001 was lit

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Tweet like 25+ twitter

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@BardaTuran Di how far do you agree that the 1908 children's charter effectively provided, protected and prosecuted juvenile delinquents wbu?

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5 years

Yewande needs to walk down and tell Danny what will you say at my funeral now that you’ve killed me ?

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1 year

Ella needs to stand in the middle and scream WHO NEVER FUCK UP BEFORE HANDS IN THE AIR? NO HANDS?

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6 years

I’ve been laughing for 12 minutes

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7 years

After I says some soft shit and show a little emotion

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Maura said:

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7 years

trying to keep my virginity surrounded by fornicating whores

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7 years

Being a virgin is so peaceful

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I was going to the library, I couldn't find my headphones... started crying then I realised my headphons were in my ears

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Aladdin

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10 years

When you play with her hair and can feel her cainrows underneath 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

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Watching your friends cry over a ugly ass nigga will actually break your heart. You don’t even want to comfort them, Get up and stop that noise

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“I’m going to have a early night today I’m drained” Me at 3 am

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6 years

Mood:

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" Use a condom I don't wanna get pregnant" first of all sweetheart you're infertile

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This cow can donate blood to the NHS

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My dad told me going to the cinema was a sin

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Not long ago I was a hoe now imma graduate 2:1 in biomed I did that shiiiit 🤪🤪🤪

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