Nuts and Critters! Made of yarn & innuendo. The official account for FuzzyNuts, FuzzyCritters, FuzzyCreations
NAFOCrochetDivision it’s not fucking knitting!
Oh Felllllassssss 👀 where you all be? There mebbe sumthin happenin!
@Iamundertow
what you think? (You in PJs? It OK you cn come as you are. Hee hee hee Fuzzy maek lil joke there)
(also gotta tag Ms Yuliia heer
@Ben_mutxasteg1
)
Ooooooh it's happenin'! It raffle time Fellas! We got kitty by Yuliia
@Ben_mutxasteg1
He's not little guy! 'Bout 11 inches tall. IDK what is cm, soory.
$5/🎟️ or 3🎟️ for $10
🗓️ends Monday, 6 May, evening PST
Donors' choice! See Fuzzy's pinned tweet for suggestions
Hellllooooo Fellllllaaaaaas! Your Fuzzy are heer nao with lotsa Nother Stuff! Nutter havin Craff Fair!!! Lookit alla stuff they maek to raise moneys for Ukraine:
1-So, you want to adopt a fuzzy nut to call your very own?
You never knew you always needed one, until today.
Just a few easy steps are separating you from a nut to call your very own.
Here's how:
Pick your nut from the thread.
Proof of donation must be posted directly under…
***BIG NEWS*** Fuzzy gots sum big news heer. You nut gonna b'lieve this! Fuzzy verry proud to show errybuddy that Nutters raised $2400 in 'bout a month. Nutters have moar critters comin' too! "Adopt-a-thons" will continue! Special thank u to Nut Ambassador
@MichaelWatman
an
Hey Fellas!!!! Show us your FuzzyNuts!!! I wanna see pics of all my brothers and sisters and cousins. (No no no, not your own. You, I talking to you, you know who you are. You behave.) Where these li'l nuts?
Finally! Soory we late. NAO WE HAZ RAFFLE HAPPENIN!
Nutters raisin $$ for Okhmatdyt Children Hopsital.
@kathologist
make beautiful PINEAPPLE🍍shawl. $5 for🎟️ or $10 for 3🎟️. Raffle draw Sunday evenin.
Donations heer OR
Pls post
Hokay, nao we gots even MOAR CRITTERS for you Fellasss. Sum of you been waitin' special for these.
All donations too Georgian Legion:
@help_mgeli
@georgian_legion
🅿️🅿️help.mgeli
@proton
.me
1/2 4 wee Taras wolfies donation $20 each. all wolves by
@Underground3015
Hokay my freinds, no moar teasin'! You been wondrin what Nutters has for you nao, yeah? Well heer we goooo! Firs up Jurij an Buddy, $25 each. We gots one a each. All donations for cabyparys go to Wyatt Bearp II collecking for CAT7 TQs heer:
Who likes being teased?
Everyone right?
Especially when it comes to
@FuzzyNut1223
’s critters.
Shh OPSEC!
Keep an eye on their feed, new critters soon available for adoption!
I’ve been instructed not to say what they are so just have this GIF for now…
Hey Fellas! Anyone tell you you crazy? So far we have Baby Yoda, me me me, seal, sherk, and sunflower. IDK where you get your ideas 🙄 mebbe you shouldn't be allowed out. Now what this?
Also
@daughterofkozak
@Ben_mutxasteg1
@CynlandNS
We have something special happening! An auction! Monsieur Tribblet (pronounced trí-BLAY) + an authentic NAFO Tribble Division. Bids open at $40. The auction will close next Sunday, 10 December.
Hokay, Fuzzy get little distracked, but heer nao. So we got 'nother critter for you!!!! First we got Halley, made by
@Underground3015
. Donation $25 to
@Ravens_of_Hope
we will also have 'nother ravens by
@Kathologist
later
Hi hi hi Fellas!!!! Fuzzy gots 'nouncement. Fuzzy give Nutters weekend off! BUT we wanna know what Fellas want so we has poll. Nutters will do soon! We do nut never know what is soon, but Nutters always come through!
Heeeeeeey Fellas 🚨🚨🚨RAFFLE with 💥TRIPLE💥 MATCHING🚨🚨🚨 by our good freinds
@iamundertow
and
@icustare
! We lucky to have them!
Morgenmuffel by Yuliia
@Ben_mutxasteg1
$5/🎟️ or $10/3🎟️
📷ends Monday, 6 May, evening PST
Donors' choice! See below for the Nutters suggestions.
Hey Fellas, Nutters are so verry busy catchin up on Bòbrz an Wolfs an makin' Cabybaristas!!! If you vote in Fuzzy's poll for them you are verry 'cited (
@Iamundertow
👀). This week production week, nex' week capyberries! Mebbe few 'nother suprizes!!!!
also
@daughterofkozak
Good morning Fellas!!! Fuzzy gots a new thing here for you!!! We gots Murka!!!! Made by our beautiful Nutter Yuliia
@Ben_mutxasteg1
$50, Fella choose where donation go!!!!
🚨‼️ Georgian Legion needs our help getting those special “bonking sticks” 🔫 with 🔭 scopes 💥😉
🏏 $2831 collected, $24,169 needed to hit 🥅
Please max boomst, share, and contribute if you can 🙏
Every bit 💧 adds up to make huge impact 🌊
Awooo!
Fellers! Hey you guys!!! We gots what you been waitin' for, MOAR CRITTERS! First we gots gnomes from Fuzzy freind Yuliia (she very sweet and verry excellent hooker)
Donations to
@HugsUkraine
1/6 Sabi is $35 donation
Well triplin' is done! Thank u so much Fella
@icustare
who is verry kind and generous, like our freind
@iamundertow
who is still doubling
RAFFLE ENDS TOMORROW YOU GUYS, GET YOUR TICKETS NAO!!!
Ooooooh it's happenin'! It raffle time Fellas! We got kitty by Yuliia
@Ben_mutxasteg1
He's not little guy! 'Bout 11 inches tall. IDK what is cm, soory.
$5/🎟️ or 3🎟️ for $10
🗓️ends Monday, 6 May, evening PST
Donors' choice! See Fuzzy's pinned tweet for suggestions
Holy jeez!!! We cleaned out!!! All vailable sherks are gone! We mebbe have couple more comin Fuzzy are nut sure. Allus ennyone cn DM Fuzzy to ask if Nutters cn make sumthin they see heer today
Oh Felllllassssss 👀 where you all be? There mebbe sumthin happenin!
@Iamundertow
what you think? (You in PJs? It OK you cn come as you are. Hee hee hee Fuzzy maek lil joke there)
(also gotta tag Ms Yuliia heer
@Ben_mutxasteg1
)
M-20
$14.00 CAN
made by
@Kathologist
A very special pair of fuzzy russophobia melon titties!
@mexic0la_
we would love your assistance in drumming up the audience for an auction on these. Bidding starts a $16. Bid the most by Friday November 17 midnight Vancouver time wins!
Hey errybuddy! So whyle Fuzzy BFF
@IamUndertow
out dancin (Fuzzy hope he havin fun he deserve it) we post new (one sec gotta copy pasty)
#capybara
for you! Nao you has time before he get all a them. He really love the capys. First we has Calendula wif her cute li’l hat, she $30
Did you know our first
Fuzzy Nut collection is over 30% SOLD, if you have your eye on some cute twins, do not hesitate! Remember we have 2 sets up for auction:
M-20 (russiaphobia titties) and XS-01 teen tiny, blue and frustrated (j hinkle). Only 58 pairs left!
How to get your own Fuzzy Nut:
Pick your nut from the thread.
Proof of donation must be posted directly under the nut you desire.
For donations, we have a list to choose from:
Hi hi hi Bóbr!!! What's goin' on? Fuzzy askin Fellas to donate for exavator for defenders! Pls pls!!! Even l'il bit is good! Make Fuzzy an Bóbr verry happee!!!
OK ok ok FELLAS!!!! Nutters have been busy. They got 'nother stuff comin' up this weekend!!! Verry 'citing. You mebbe 'member this guy. So you meet them this weekend. Also somethin' different but verry cute, and a RAFFLE 'cause Fellas love raffles.
HEY ERRYBUDDY NUTTERS GOTS SPECIAL DEAL TODAY ONLEE. YOU BUY A ITEM AT CRAFF SALE AN YOU GET FREE RAFFLE TICKET FER SHAWL. Oops leff caps on TODAY ONLEE SATURDAY. 1 item=1 free 🎟️
Good mornin! How errybuddy doin? It sunny heer today ohmigord that never happen. Ennyway, Fuzzy gots news!!! Lookit this ⬇️ Fellas an Nutters raise $3562 dollars! Thank you Fellas! Fuzzy can nut do this wif out help from
@iamundertow
also Fuzzy BFF.
Hokay my freinds, no moar teasin'! You been wondrin what Nutters has for you nao, yeah? Well heer we goooo! Firs up Jurij an Buddy, $25 each. We gots one a each. All donations for cabyparys go to Wyatt Bearp II collecking for CAT7 TQs heer:
It's Friday!!!!! Whooooo-hoooo! We got 2 moar critters for you Fellas to guess. So mebbe one later, mebbe tomorrow, but here is PENULTIMATE (hahaha you dint think Fuzzy know big words did you?) critter. What is this CUTE critter?
@daughterofkozak
@Ben_mutxasteg1
@CynlandNS
HEY YOU GUYS! You think Fuzzy done wif you yet? You think agin there MOAR! This raffle fer Children's Hopsital have lovely prizes. Special painted tote bag by Ukrainian artist it beautiful, jewelry, candles, an some cute critters. 👀.OUT👀 Cn donate heer
Hey Fellasssssss!!!!! We still got Kath's RAVENS (they nut crows, they ravens). They verry cute, lookit them. Nevermore like Poe poem (Fuzzy gots culture you know), and li'l Heckle and Jeckle like cartoom (see? culture). Post receep here or DM Fuzzy or
@kathologist
.
Fuzzy bored. Alla Nutters are yarning an Fuzzy jus' waitin waitin...so What's goin' on Fellas? How 'bout you show Fuzzy your favrite li'l critter memes.
🏳️🌈 NEW
@coastoflife_od
RAFFLE!🏳️🌈
🎟️=$5 AND jewelry/seals for 💰
⏰ 6/29 8PM CST
💳 Alpenhogs
@te
.net.ua
📷 Receipt ⬇️
📦 winner pays shipping
Handmade seals $50 each, jewelry $25
What happens when you tell passionate, creative people to have fun? You get lots of amazing 🎨
#fellas
#Nafo
Here we go! This one is personal. NFAO, one of you saved 🦋 with the tourniquets we gave to the 122nd last November.I can tell you it took more than 1, and this is why they carry 4.This is what we do. We save lives and we helped to just that. Let’s do it again! TY
Good Morning all. Our fantastic artist
@farrellgraymond
is in a festive mood! He found us "at the Pysanky in Vegreville. Lotsa dancing, everyone will be sore tomorrow." Shake that
#FuzzyNut
! (Tom Jones just left, soory you missed him.)
Can we get some love for the Georgian Legion here? This hirsute Big Guy here can be yours to snuggle with for a $25 donation to the Georgian Legion . Post donation receipt in comments below, see pinned tweet for additional details.
Babuška is doing drawing!!!! So 'citing. Fuzzy tell you we raised $495 in donations for tickets + $275 in matching!!! Thank you freinds
@iamundertow
an
@icustare
Oh Ms Jolie made me math that, so there is total $770 but you should always check Fuzzy's math.
G'mornin errybuddy (yeah yeah also good affernoon/evenin in Faraway)! Fuzzy still in Canadia but gotta wish alla joyful bastards an verry happee Indeependance Day!
Apologies for multiple reposts (corrections) things are a little crazy here in FN land.
@kathologist
brings us this dashing Budanov, XL $45 donation. He's a big guy (9"!) sporting camo, a beret, a lovely tryzub pendant, and a ton of russophobia. K-XL-01
Good mornin alla you Fellas an affernoon an evenin if you in Faraway! Tomorrow is end of raffle so you gots to get sum tickets nao!!!! But is verry good cause wif AWESOME prizes, so 👀CHECK IT OUT👀
Also Fuzzy want to use pretty art by Ms Dica
@TimeyWimeyMommy
🏳️🌈 NEW
@coastoflife_od
RAFFLE!🏳️🌈
🎟️=$5 AND jewelry/seals for 💰
⏰ 6/29 8PM CST
💳 Alpenhogs
@te
.net.ua
📷 Receipt ⬇️
📦 winner pays shipping
Handmade seals $50 each, jewelry $25
What happens when you tell passionate, creative people to have fun? You get lots of amazing 🎨
🎶🎵🎶In the arms of the angels...🎶🎵🎶 It's true, some of our Fuzzy Nuts are still awaiting their forever homes. Look at those little faces and big eyes (posted below). How can you resist? You can't. See pinned tweet on how you can make this a special Xmas for one or more.
Thank you all for your reposts🔄, maybe some people think it doesn't work, but no, it works and helps a lot with visibility👀. The greater the visibility, the more likely it is that Excavator fundraiser🚜 will be completed sooner✅