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Jade

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1 year

Charlie would solo the Banquet of Kings by calling Iskandar and Gil cringe-ass nae nae babies and telling Artoria her ideals were good but boring as fuck.

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1 year

Charlemagne got into Banquet of Kings Discourse....

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1 year

@Rumaniala he/him lesbian

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Jade

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2 years

The plot of FGO is literally just the universe indirectly and directly going "Lmao get fucked fujimaru (in multiple ways)"

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2 years

There are no heterosexual type moon fans imo

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2 years

He literally just had super erotic e-sex with me then immediately went to tweet literary analysis about Illya

Typell 🏳️‍🌈 Monogatari Arc

@prototypell

2 years

reminder that nasu and takeuchi deliberately made illya seem younger and less mature in order to fit her role as a 'little sister' character and in fact nasu was kinda uncomfortable with sexualising her in the tiger dojo as a result (source is fate/complete material III)

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10 months

@Loritwt >EmiyAlter is basically bad end Shirou >He turns black I wonder what they meant by this

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2 years

@Koi_Boruto Homie's design philosophy is "yeah this looks cool send it" Based af

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1 year

@angel_0f_deathx Witnessed a murder in real time lmao

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Jade

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1 year

I've been afraid to speak up until now, but I think it's time the Type-Moon community knew what @/prototypell is really like and learned the truth about him. In this thread I'll reveal some of his problematic behavior behind closed doors:

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Jade

@FunnyVampJade

2 years

@shiroimoko @KnucklesOwo Classic Shirou Emiya quote "I like bad bitches, that's my fuckin problem"

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Jade

@FunnyVampJade

1 year

"Ohh why is this servant flirting, he's married!" Bro stfu unless you can cite where he said "til DATA LOST do us part" let bro live his (after)life nosy ass

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@FunnyVampJade

2 years

alright oomfies, I wanna see y'all break character not as a joke, tell me about your fav character you talk the least about

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Jade

@FunnyVampJade

2 years

Once again I'm gonna try to start this discourse: If mana transfers work with any bodily fluids, it's important to the lore which servants have piss kinks

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Jade

@FunnyVampJade

2 years

Gaia: "Get fucked fujimaru 🤬" Alaya: "Get fucked fujimaru 😘"

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Jade

@FunnyVampJade

2 years

Good news everyone, Kinoko Nasu has finished reading the outlines and drafts of my Mitsuzuri route and officially endorsed it, so anything I say about Mitsuzuri is actually canon. This is 100% real, I'll link my source below

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Jade

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2 years

Everyone talks about "backbreaking sex" but the second I say "hey typie what if we fucked in the twitchcon foam pit" suddenly it's not as cool

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Jade

@FunnyVampJade

1 year

Haven't slept in like 28 hours so I'm being bitchy, here's a general call out post to the type moon community The fandom is really, really big, so not every single piece of content is gonna include you in the target audience.

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Jade

@FunnyVampJade

2 years

As much as I love meeting new people, I'm learning more and more that there are certain people that I cannot get along with for no real reason. Some people just agitate me by coming into contact with me, and as much as I don't like it it's something that just keeps happening.

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Jade

@FunnyVampJade

2 years

Censorship is actually good but only when it's censoring things I disagree with Btw all males are legally required to be femboys

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Jade

@FunnyVampJade

2 years

I wanna explain really quick why I'm so fixated on the idea of Nero Alter and why I'm so baffled there hasn't been one yet. In my mind, Alter servants aren't "the edgy goth version", they're significant possibilities for characters. My biggest example would be Salter

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Jade

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2 years

If I'm elected president I'll give every man, woman, and child a gyaru imouto

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Jade

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2 years

Honestly the 2007 Pixar film Ratatouille is very underappreciated in the mecha genre

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Jade

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2 years

Starting an onlyfans so i can get Muramasa lmfao

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Jade

@FunnyVampJade

1 year

Type Moon fans are massive pussies. "I want more content for this guy" okay then make it it's literally that easy, if you can write annoying tweets you can write fanfic or make fanart. Throw off your chains and stop settling for the scraps tossed to you, you have your own kitchen

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2 years

His response to Gaia being a bitch was to summon 3 alternate versions of her adoptive daughter and get one to help him fuck the other two lmfao

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Jade

@FunnyVampJade

2 years

Literally the best shonen out there

Cartoon Base

@TheCartoonBase

2 years

17 years ago today, 'BEN 10' premiered on Cartoon Network.

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Jade

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1 year

Problematic Action number one: he literally isn't cuddling me rn because he's on the other side of the Pacific ocean and I think that is a very big problem. also just so you guys know he may seem (several adjectives that describe him in your opinion) but he's actually super swee

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@FunnyVampJade

2 years

>wake up >boyfriend tweeted about butt hurting >Everyone thinks it's gay sex Guys it's straight when it's *my* dick c'mon😭

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@FunnyVampJade

2 years

(LEAK) Summer Ereshkigal Alter will be illustrated by ShindoL

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Jade

@FunnyVampJade

2 years

Kinda depressing that some pathetic loser has nothing better to do for Christmas than be a transphobic troll to me and my friends. Hopefully he'll realize how unloved and alone he is and [redacted]

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Jade

@FunnyVampJade

2 years

I'm friends with several type boomers and I like them quite a lot, but god I hate hearing "new thing bad" just at all ever

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@FunnyVampJade

2 years

All the heroines are hot and I would breed

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2 years

fuck the hot takes What are y'alls Fate Good Takes? This is not just Fate, apply it to TM as a whole.

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9 months

I'm so tired of begging for money but I've been putting in dozens of applications a month since I moved and there's just nothing and I've been off HRT almost the whole time and i feel no emotion and I look in the mirror and my eyes are completely dead and

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@FunnyVampJade

2 years

Like this post if you're addicted to masturbating or enjoy mac and cheese

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Jade

@FunnyVampJade

1 year

I just think it's neat how each fairy knight design is one of the Sakura Five mashed up with a somewhat recognizable round table knight aesthetic, this is NOT shipping, if I ever imply that Tristan deserves anything I want you to know that it's NOT ME and notify the police

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Jade

@FunnyVampJade

2 years

Oh god I'm just gradually transitioning into the Typell of Rin, this is terrifying.. Anyway, FSN remake should be an alt version where the MC is Rin instead of Shirou

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Jade

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2 years

Bro stop calling it the CP anime, how hard is it to type "Prillya"

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Jade

@FunnyVampJade

2 years

So I made the ridiculous connection that What I've Done by Linkin Park is about Archer in Unlimited Blade Works and then I decided to torment my literary analysis friends with a lyric by lyric explanation

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Jade

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1 year

There are 375 characters in FGO and between main story and events there have been like, 200 main character slots. If your favorite has appeared once you're lucky, if they've appeared twice they're lasengles favorite too. (please don't call me out for putting it on the alt I forg

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@FunnyVampJade

2 years

rin

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2 years

I want to breed a hot goth lesbian

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@FunnyVampJade

2 years

Top Ten Servants thread for funsies

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