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FЦПKΛGΣПDΛ

4 months

Along with my ghost production and engineering services, I am now offering production lessons via zoom. If you’re interested please email me at: funkfarmproduction @gmail .com I’ll give you full deets!

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@Funkagenda

6 years

Today I covered up my suicide attempt scar with a more positive message. I’m here for all of you...

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@Funkagenda

6 years

Today is #WorldSuicidePreventionDay . As somebody who has lived through multiple suicide attempts, nothing helped me more than having people reach out + show me love. If you feel a friend or loved one is at risk, reach out today. It could save their life.

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6 years

The world is in enough pain, without this.

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@Funkagenda

5 years

This is why dance music sucks the big one these days. A fried chicken restaurant bought a slot on the main stage of a “music” festival. Ultra should be ashamed.

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@TheFestiveOwl

5 years

. @KFC bought Colonel Sanders a slot on the @Ultra main stage, and this happened. 🐔🥚😂 | 📹: @1001TLtv

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2 years

@JackieD86388657 Yeah she seemed like the kinda person who loved institutional racism + would definitely choose nobility + privilege over decent behaviour towards charity workers. You know her SO well… 🙄

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@Funkagenda

6 years

It's taken me 3 days to watch Hereditary. It really is one of the most unsettling films I have seen in a while. Full of shards of nightmares I have had before, a soundtrack that makes you queasy at times + an astonishing performance by Toni Collette.

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@Funkagenda

6 years

Guys... you all played into it. That Salvatore guy from Tomorrowland, set out to make you talk. And you are. And now he’s going to do a world tour most likely and you will all argue over him sucking/being amazing. And he’ll buy a mansion. And a hippo.

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@Funkagenda

7 years

@RubyRose I appreciate the kind words! We all owe it to @rolandclark to be honest though as it's his original a capella :) #respectwhereitisdue

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2 years

@NileGardiner Hey dipshit, you can’t strip him of the title “Prince” as he is the kings son. Also there is not “growing support” from anyone beyond the daily mail reading neanderthals who can’t accept a POC in the royal family.

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@Funkagenda

5 years

Still using that same headshot Don...

४𐋀 QuidVacuo 𐋀४ #Loki

@QuidVacuo_

5 years

Así es la Steelbook de 'AVENGERS ENDGAME' 😍

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@Funkagenda

4 years

Day 4000 of quarantine: cc: @Darudevil

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@Funkagenda

7 years

My first flight to a show in almost 2 years. It’s been a long road coming back to this point and I’m so thankful for everyone that has supported me through the low points. Wheels up in 10mins... SFO here I come ♥️

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@Funkagenda

6 months

@TheGlobeIsDead At least you admit it’s a ball now…

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6 years

This is the most important video I have seen today.

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6 years

@CScottMunro @rickygervais Body shaming?

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6 months

@Bradpittkin Please show me the source you got this statistic from? Also, if it pisses you off, you ARE definitely a racist.

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@Funkagenda

5 years

Working on new Funkagenda music...

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@Funkagenda

5 years

@UnitedLuce Your blatant thirst...

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@Funkagenda

6 years

We do NOT deserve dogs...

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@mrymdreams

7 years

scientists are actually studying the brains of dogs & what the studies show is not only do dogs seem to love us back, they actually see us as their family. It turns out that dogs rely on humans more than they do their own kind for affection, protection and everything in between

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@Funkagenda

6 years

Young producers will never understand the struggles that I went through when this was my setup...

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@Funkagenda

4 years

@Dravendubs15 @TheDailyShow *Mispronunciation... It’s not a person...

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@Funkagenda

7 years

Maybe stop wearing a fucking stupid head?

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@Funkagenda

6 years

Just got the news...

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@Funkagenda

4 years

CC: @MyDudes_

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@Funkagenda

2 years

@NileGardiner Dude, you look like Donny Osmond caught a terminal glandular disease + us, the unsilent majority, are just counting the days until you actually explode, spilling bile, puss + vitriol all over your print outs from Breitbart.

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@Funkagenda

6 years

@purplebeanz @ktclauser @dog_rates @Jack_Septic_Eye Like WHAT??? Give me one reason.

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@Funkagenda

6 years

@shortyawards @FuckJerry What’s he parodying? Originality??

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@Funkagenda

7 years

Justin Timberlake: *plays Prince* America: HOW DISRESPECTFUL! Alternate Universe Justin Timberlake: *doesn’t play Prince* America: No Prince? You’re in Minnesota! HOW DISRESPECTFUL!

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@Funkagenda

6 years

I don't start any track thinking about if it will make me famous or make me money... I start each track trying to make it better than the last. Nothing more.

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@Funkagenda

4 years

What the fuck is this??? “You’re special” “We love you” THEY ARE TERRORISTS.

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@Funkagenda

6 months

@Steve_Laws_ ???? How does skin colour change their nationality?

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@Funkagenda

6 years

This industry chews you up + spits you out. Even the best of us. It's terrifying watching friends + colleagues drop like flies bcuz of the fickle nature of music... Joel if you ever want to talk, I'm here. I have been through all of this + I am going through it right now.

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@Funkagenda

5 years

@rukes And fine, but this was an advertised set, people paid money for tickets + got force fed a KFC ad. It’s not ok.

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@Funkagenda

9 months

@TheSullis I have never even HEARD of Joey Barton outside of his witless tweets. Couldn’t tell you he had ever kicked a football. Can easily tell you he’s a cunt.

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@Funkagenda

5 years

David Greta...

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@Funkagenda

5 years

@missgypsyone You’re an internet chick who hints at popping her hoo haas out daily. He’s trying to be nice. How about you be less of a bitch. If he did something inappropriate report him, but your last complaint was about private jets so grow up dickhead.

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@Funkagenda

6 years

Is there a Pre-Malone?

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@Funkagenda

6 years

Happy 909 day fellow techno lovers!

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@Funkagenda

6 years

This lady trying to fill a tesla with gas is today's mood...

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@Funkagenda

6 years

Alright @dirtysouth enticed me away from my puppies to come to @Mixmag lab. It was the shortest walk in history. But can you imagine how much I must like Dragan to leave this:

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@Funkagenda

7 years

@SInow Isn't somebody missing??? @Kaepernick7

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@Funkagenda

5 years

Also, big shoutout to my driver from the airport last night who, when asked to provide a photo so I could recognize him, sent me this bobby dazzler:

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@Funkagenda

5 years

Not entirely sure why but I LOVE Alita: Battle Angel.

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@Funkagenda

6 years

This hamster is savage...

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@Funkagenda

6 years

@espn @TheAdamsEra Did not go to hospital. All bullshit. Jamal is my president...

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@Funkagenda

6 years

Okay... I cried...

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@Funkagenda

2 years

@ArchRose90 She wasn’t asked “what is your ancestry”. She was repeatedly asked “Where are you REALLY from?”

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3 years

@IamJerm24 @rooprajfox2 @ReaganGomez

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@Funkagenda

6 years

2 years ago, this little bundle of crazy was born. I cannot put into words how good it feels to be his dog dad. He's bought me 95% sheer pleasure + 5% chewed shoes. Everyone say a happy 2nd birthday to Marvin! 😍

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@Funkagenda

5 years

Who made this? Because I don’t know if you realize it but you won the internet...

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@Funkagenda

6 years

Great night at @toolroomrecords Toolroom15 with my old mate @djmarkknight . The heavens opened, but we danced in the rain + it was glorious.

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@Funkagenda

5 months

A year ago I was trapped with an awful person. Since then I have grown so much and I’m with the love of my life. I couldn’t be happier xxx

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@Funkagenda

5 years

Simple but effective setup...

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@Funkagenda

4 years

You have to laugh at the stupidity...

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@Funkagenda

5 years

Lil Yachty: She blow that dick like a Cello. Me: Sorry to bother you Mr Yachty, but you don’t actually blow a cello. May I recommend a different two syllable instrument. A Bassoon maybe? Or a Tuba? Maybe a Cornet?

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@Funkagenda

7 years

Important DJ tips for all you aspiring superstars...

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@Funkagenda

5 years

Worst advice ever given to any DJ, from somebody who really shouldn’t be advising DJs what to do. I mean really...

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@GordoSZN

5 years

Openers should always bang it out... if the headlining dj gets mad at you... it just shows that they’re insecure... that one opening slot might be infront of an important agent or promoter... give it your all... it could make or break you !

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@Funkagenda

6 years

@JPROFFICIAL @AntonioArellano @1LadyHawk12 Even if that WAS true, which it isn’t, the government is slashing healthcare left and right so they STILL don’t give a fuck.

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@Funkagenda

6 years

It’s becoming apparent to me that I am unable to control my life. It’s a shocking revelation tbh because I think we all believe we’re in control. But I’m not. I know what I want, I know how to get there, and I just cannot do it.

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@Funkagenda

6 years

Everyone is so heated about this Zuckerberg thing. You fucking post what you had for lunch or wether you cleared your bowel blockage on Facebook... Everyone knows everything about you already. We are the least secure generation ever + NOW you’re concerned?

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@Funkagenda

6 years

Fell in love with @Bitwig god damn it...

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@Funkagenda

6 years

And it’s bleeding over to production a lot too. In this day + age, how do kids find records to sample. They go through YouTube/iTunes. But how do you find what you don’t know you are looking for? So we hear the same ideas recycled because crate digging is a lost art.

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@Funkagenda

5 years

I will never understand why all people can’t just be respected. We are all born of the same biological means. We all expire via the same biological means if the diseases that can affect us don’t get us first. So is it too much to ask that while alive, we just get on?

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@Funkagenda

7 years

@SlushiiMusic Pretty sure

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@Funkagenda

6 years

Homemade spicy tuna studio tacos... 🌮🌮🎛🎹🎧

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@Funkagenda

6 years

One of the most productive things I do to help keep my sobriety, is to reach to to people on here. In explaining my struggle with bipolar + with addiction, I rekindle my desire to remain this way... #ItsOkNotToBeOk

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@Funkagenda

5 years

@ReganNash12 @RealSkipBayless 1 person likes you Skip. Just 1.

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@Funkagenda

6 years

I need a suitable explanation for this dog...

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@Funkagenda

6 years

Just remember this: Your dog might be just a cute thing for the family, but to the dog, you are EVERYTHING. They live for you. if you would go back into a burning building for your child, you should do the same for your dog.

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@Funkagenda

6 years

Another record signing for another one of my studio clients. I'm batting a really high average now. Very happy with that! Done so much great work with people, it's very satisfying.

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@Funkagenda

5 years

When did dance music become all about “the drop?” There is 6 mins of a track right there and you wanna focus on 10 secs of it?

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@Funkagenda

6 years

Did not think this would blow up and honestly the fact that it has is scary. So many people out there, worrying about their sanity. I’m here for all of you. Message me, tweet me, whatever you can. We’re going to beat this together.

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@Funkagenda

5 years

@RealSkipBayless Nobody likes you Skip. Literally nobody likes you.

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@Funkagenda

5 years

Today is #WorldSuicidePreventionDay I have suffered at the hands of the black dog many times + have been on the brink of making that decision. Love from my friends got me through it so believe me when I say, you CAN help. If you see a friend or loved one suffering, reach out x

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@Funkagenda

6 years

The universe has spoken... I gotta crap in that portapotty...

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@Funkagenda

5 years

For those that think End Game might be over hyped and is going to disappoint, critics reactions from last night;

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@Funkagenda

3 years

@MarketKangaroo @DJmag @davidguetta @UNICEF_uk @VirtualDJ @iamTchami Because he’s good?

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@Funkagenda

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@TheFPIA @dancingastro @JosephDances @LozanoMusic @maxvangeli @LaidbackLuke @EDMsnob I’m genuinely concerned. I’ve been through this myself. I’ve done this. He’s not well. Somebody close to him IRL needs to go see him now.

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5 years

Feeding the homeless...

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6 years

@chrislake “Getting cancer is SOOO much easier than people say. Here, hold my beer...”

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@Funkagenda

7 years

@nyjets Can we sign Kap now?

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@Funkagenda

5 years

When I started touring the US, there were barely any festivals. And it was superb. Small towns, small clubs, big people, big hearts.

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@Funkagenda

4 years

@DJYodaUK He’s not suffering from a mental health issue. He had the consciousness to tweet from multiple accounts backing himself up. This is not mania. It’s racism and hate speech.

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@Funkagenda

5 years

Oh dear...

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@Funkagenda

6 years

I've entered a fascinating point in my career as a producer/engineer. I'm becoming fascinated with mixing down projects. The adding + subtracking of frequencies, the different vibes you can attain with master EQing. It's my favorite thing right now.

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@Funkagenda

6 years

I try to have a chill night and now I own a hamster.

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@Funkagenda

4 years

Holy shit... @ErickMorillo Dude was always amazing to me. Invited me to his home, we made some music together... A legend in dance music. He made house what it is today... RIP man xxx

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@Funkagenda

5 years

I'm about this...

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@Funkagenda

6 years

My dog was trying on his winter hat... I figured his pic needed a little photoshop :)

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@Funkagenda

6 years

I get asked a lot about my favorite dance artists. Honestly I don't listen to dance music ever. I can't. It's like being in the matrix, all I see is how the song is assembled. I can't hear it anymore. Especially these days where production technique has gone back about 10 years.

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@Funkagenda

3 months

@BrexitBassist So much of this meme had no basis in fact it’s scary that anyone believes it. Biggest pedo on British history? SIR Jimmy Saville, a man with a knighthood. Jog on bass prick.

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@Funkagenda

6 years

Me trying to eat healthy...