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Award winning novelist. Constitutional law professor. Doctor of philosophy and history. Professional race car driver. Pathological liar. Part-time lover.

All up in the fudge.
Joined February 2018
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@mcarmystrong @KamalaHarris @thenation For everybody who was reading and following along back in 2003-2005 this newfound affection for Cheney on the part of the mainstream media comes as a bit of a shock. Were they faking it all along? Playing their part? Secretly serving the war machine by serving as controlled oppo?
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@Newsweek Now rewrite the headline for the mainstream media coverage of the Trump era: “Trump brutally humiliates little girl!”
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@AOC Members of Congress already make a quarter million a year, I think they'll be able to scrape by.
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@brithume They tried cancelling anybody who dared buy ad time during his show. That failed. So they threatened the satellite and cable companies, trying to get them to drop FOX all together. That failed... @TuckerCarlson is bulletproof.
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@MrAndyNgo Killing fuel economy by blocking traffic seems like a misguided strategy for saving the earth.
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@TheBabylonBee This would be funny if it weren’t such an accurate representation of the mainstream media’s coverage of Trump’s first term.
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@michaelkruse It's nice to see the mainstream media embracing their absurdity.
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@tackettdc The same middle of the road voters that elected him in 2016, and Obama in 2008, will re-elect him in 2020, because nobody likes being manipulated by the mainstream media
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@nypost I wouldn’t even have considered it if they hadn’t begged me not to, now I’m curious.
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@jsolomonReports #DeepFake Chuck Todd must be removed from all social media platforms in the name of public safety.
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@frankthorp Just kind of meandering around. Checking stuff out. If it were leftists they’d be vandalizing looting and burning.
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@SocialSecurity My 12 and a half cats are my children, and they’re all under 17
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@CBSNews That's how authoritarianism starts, little things like that, in the name of public safety, a slow erosion of Liberty.
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@AOC Only wage theft I remember is when all the 40 hour a week jobs suddenly became 32 hour a week jobs because some genius passed a law saying employers had to give free benefits to full time employees.
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@FoxNews "We make rules for the peasants. They don't apply to us. We're sophisticated."
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@zerohedge Which topic worries you most?
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Sebastian Bach is trending, but he's not dead, he's just been watching Rachel Maddow...
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If you support Donald Trump you stand against rock n' roll 😷 and every musician in America who has been put out of work because a reality television show host doesn't believe in science
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@TheAtlantic @FranklinFoer Here's how the plan was supposed to work: Putin knew that if Trump got elected the mainstream media and the deep state would work together to overthrow an elected president, effectively destroying American democracy. And they would've gotten away with it too, it wasn't for Barr.
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@BretBaier The establishment pulling out all the stops now. Go back to World War 1. They did the same thing to those that opposed American entry into the war. Fast forward to world war 2. They went after isolationists again. Then the hippies. And now Trump. They fear popular antiwar leaders
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@ByronYork @TIME She's withholding the articles because they literally cannot exist outside the vacuum of the democrat controlled house. They would cease to exist in any other environment.
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@charliekirk11 The shadow government doesn’t have to remove him. They’re literally writing the words coming out of his mouth and directing every move he makes.
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@ChuckRossDC @MZHemingway Or when the mainstream media declared the Hunter Biden laptop story “Russian disinformation” and the director of national intelligence had to make a public statement debunking their debunking.
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@ABC Was there anybody out there waiting for this lady’s permission?
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@ggreenwald Remember when they closed the beaches? LOL
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@dcexaminer Now it was a bombing?
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@jsolomonReports They're maligning you in mainstream media articles on a daily basis. You are mainstream media enemy number one, bro. That's quite the honor. Keep up the good work.
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@zerohedge Oh, good, I was worried I wouldn’t see nuclear annihilation in my lifetime.
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@nypost Not a Trump supporter. He’ll be out on bail before morning.
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@nypost Emulsified, reconstituted, cylindrical meatsticks represent 20th century industrialized America so perfectly that they should be on the cover of American history textbooks.
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@jsolomonReports Questions have been presubmitted and Joe is practicing the answers as we speak.
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@cspan Twitter banned a hundred thousand of us. Facebook lets partisan “fact checkers” decide which articles to suppress. And don’t even get me started on reddit... LOL
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@barstoolsports This really isn't her fault. Babe should've never let her near the grill.
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@JohnJHarwood @stuartpstevens That describes both parties. They exist solely to elect members of the party. That’s literally their function, purpose and mission.
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@officialmcafee Not my streets, I live in red America, we're too busy working to riot here.
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@benshapiro If you’d been following foreign affairs and policy discussions these past 20 years you’d be well aware of repeated US provocations. There was a general consensus that it was reckless and counterproductive. Unless you wanted to draw Russia into a quagmire that erodes Putin’s power
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@EmmaJoNYC We already know the story. The Biden family was running an international influence peddling business. A Ukrainian oligarch under investigation for corruption was paying them $58,000 a month. Joe, when he was VP, flew to #Ukraine and got the prosecutor investigating the guy fired.
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@ProjectLincoln The mostly peaceful protest that happened that day was an isolated little flash compared to the nationwide conflagration that burned all summer long.
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@julie_kelly2 Meanwhile, Comey told Obama, Biden, Rice, etc in a White House meeting that there was no “there” there regarding Russian collusion. That’s when Joe suggested using the (unconstitutional) Logan act as an excuse. And Obama gave the go ahead, but it had to be done “By the book”. LOL
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@JRubinBlogger Translation: She's lying.
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@JaneMayerNYer That’s not why people distrust the Supreme Court. People distrust the Supreme Court because the mainstream media attack the Supreme Court every time they reach a decision that doesn’t align with the mainstream media’s woke progressive ideology.
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@BBCWorld Is she not growing?
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@ScottAdamsSays I’ve met too many engineers to trust the experts.
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@katiecouric That’s fireworks. The kind you set down and light and it shoots a bunch of whistling bottlerockets that pop in the air.
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@ByronYork Guess they buy groceries and gas too.
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#DoWhatYouCant But... I can't.
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@julie_kelly2 Trump Derangement shouldn’t just disqualify jurors though. It should disqualify prosecutors, investigators, and judges too.
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@MarkSZaidEsq @julie_kelly2 Dude’s trying to silence this lady because he’s scared of what she’s saying? He’s trying to intimidate her? Is that what’s going on here?
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@ggreenwald Bro, the entire mainstream media manipulation machine spent four years convincing the American public that Trump was a Russian spy who fixed the 2016 presidential election with Facebook memes so he could get rich renting hotel rooms to secret service agents.
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@ArmandDoma You’ll literally vote for anybody they tell you to, won’t you?
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@mattyglesias Look, man, I haven’t seen the show, and don’t really have any idea what he might’ve said in it, but I do know this: I get positive feedback for trashing it and calling chapelle names. And that’s all that really motivates my social media actions.
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@nypost Next time just pretend to have diarrhea.
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@julie_kelly2 @ScottPelley More importantly: Did senior Justice Department officials push FBI agents to create domestic terror plots in order to justify surveillance and crackdowns on Trump supporters?
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@baseballcrank The “press” are the Kamala Harris for President 2024 Campaign. Same playbook as 2020. Keep the candidate out of sight while the mainstream and social media do the work of getting them elected.
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@MrAndyNgo @BLMLouisville @courierjournal How does a guy who tried to murder an office full of people get bail while January 6ers don’t?
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@MZHemingway I saw a debunk this morning. "They're carts, not suitcases! Case closed." LOL
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@FoxNews Are dudes becoming chicks just to win athletic competitions?
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@WUTangKids Song was “At The Fuck Shop” not “The Funk Shop��
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@jimsciutto Bet we broke testing records too. Are they not broadcasting that stat? Wonder why not...
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@soledadobrien Is her dog dying before our eyes?
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@MSNBC @thereidout So the democrats have gone from “Black republicans ain’t really black!” to “Black republicans are homophobes!” ?
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@jimsciutto @WhitneyWReports I've also seen chatter, something about Trump being a Russian spy who fixed the 2016 presidential election with Facebook memes so he could get rich renting hotel rooms to secret service agents. And a plot to remove him from office. Crossfire Hurricane I think they called it. LOL
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@ByronYork Gotta suppress the evidence that contradicts their narrative.
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@MSNBC MSNBC polled their viewers LOL
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@CNN Those pesky Russians are at it again! Last time it was mind control memes, this time it’s novelty apps!
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@adamgoldmanNYT Here's my favorite: Barr Shuts Down Justice Department Coup Attempt
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@laraseligman @OKnox I don't ever remember the US government being this frightened of the American public. I'm starting to think they're either putting on a show, to exaggerate the dangers of "those crazy white republican voters" or they're paranoids.
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@nytimes The Mueller Investigation was an illegal attempt to remove a duly elected president from office, and it needs to be investigated, and if we need Australia’s help investigating it, there’s nothing illegal about requesting their cooperation.
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@MZHemingway @maggieNYT And now contrast and compare with their coverage of Joe Biden. They literally apologize before and after asking somewhat tough questions. And Joe still yells at them for it.
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@SebGorka It’s funny, because @FukuyamaFrancis used to be a smart, thoughtful, and talented foreign affairs expert… …but then he got Trump Derangement Syndrome.
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@StefWKight @axios He invited them.
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@nypost That thing owes me tree fiddy!
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@BrandyZadrozny @cate_long *she did not, in fact, have a real job to do
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@zerohedge Remember when Russia offered to let Ukrainians evacuate into Russia but Ukraine refused to let ‘em because it would make the Russians look human?
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@nypost Psaki needs to get in a squad car and show ‘em how it’s done.
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#SotomayorFacts You can overthrow the US government by running inside the capitol building unarmed and taking selfies with Ronald Reagan’s statue.
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@julie_kelly2 If you’re gonna use “domestic terrorism” as an excuse to start cracking down on #Trump supporters, you need some domestic terror. And if the Trump supporters won’t give you any, you gotta manufacture it yourself. And it looks like the FBI got caught in the act.
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@ScottAdamsSays It's intentional. Peace with North Korea is not strategically desirable. The give us an excuse to keep forces in the neighborhood. That's why John Bolton sabotaged Trump's peace summit by going on TV just before it and saying the Libya model was one way of dealing with the North.
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@ScottAdamsSays "C'mon, gang! We're gonna take selfies with Reagan's statue until they recognize our sovereignty!"
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@seanhannity Should we cancel the loan payments for landlords too? And then bail out the banks and investors holding those notes?
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@stillgray Wait, I thought the angry white males were on the right… LOL
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@barstoolsports A super hot chick, obviously.
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@blkagendareport @Blacks4Peace The federal government does not tolerate peace movements.
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@jmartNYT Why should they have to? All that stuff should be shared.
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@nypost That’s a slow fucking missile.
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@CNN “A disgruntled former employee says the company that fired him is being mismanaged”
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@brianpempus @primalpoly He said dumbest, not dopest.
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@justinbaragona @SollenbergerRC Are you pretending that’s some kind of outlandish scenario? The last administration was wiretapping the current administration during the transition. They spent 3 years pretending to think Donald Trump was a Russian secret agent.
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@GPrime85 I don’t mind green. But I don’t trust yellow. Especially not around the womenfolk.
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@RandyRRQuaid I miss #BothSides being able to express their thoughts and opinions on social media. I miss DC not being wrapped in razor wire and patrolled by armed troops. The post-Trump era is becoming an Orwellian nightmare, and fast.
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@realDailyWire "Don't worry! This one hasn't been tweaked by lab workers."
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@julie_kelly2 @theamgreatness I was watching it live. There was a camera crew and a commentator in there. He sounded pissed. But I remember he said: “They’re acting like a tour group!” Because the unarmed mostly peaceful protesters were staying inside the rope lines they had set up for tourists in there LOL
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@ChadPergram This is all a continuation of the left’s attacks on anyone who tries to look into The Bidens’ deal with Burisma. They could either deny it, ignore it, or attack it. They decided to attack. Look what happened to Trump. They impeached him for trying. The @nypost got banned. Etc etc
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@oliverdarcy @jaketapper Meanwhile: The mainstream media continues to insist that shutting down the country is working, despite the acceleration in cases...
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@officialmcafee The last time they came they built the pyramids, invented wireless communication, and made some really pretty designs in the corn.
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@Isikoff Everybody who wasn’t suffering from Trump Derangement Syndrome knew the Steele Dossier was fake. The story about Trump traveling to Moscow to pay hookers to pee on a mattress because the Obamas once slept on it was so outlandish and ridiculous it immediately debunked the rest LOL
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@AlanDersh I think Trump’s tax returns are prepared by tax professionals who know more about tax laws than the people that will be examining them.
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@MrAndyNgo @alexstein99 @tedwheeler Do they still let little white kids dressed up in designer ninja wear try and burn down federal courthouses out there?
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@realDailyWire “Miss me yet?!”
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@EdwardGLuce Only fascists enable free speech
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@nytimes The self-crashing plane that's programmed to fly itself into the ground? People are paying money to get onto these things?
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@herandrews That’s the state of modern discourse. Ask a question that threatens to undermine the approved narrative, and instead of engaging, debating, we resort to censorship and banishment.
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