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Wit, raconteur, bon viveur. He is none of these things. A purveyor of cheap mummery and piffle since 1976. Throws random words at a screen for @SetTheTape .

Joined June 2013
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Lads, I just found out what Twitter’s first name is:
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Charlie Uniform November Tango
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What would his call sign be?
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This is the content I'm here for.
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One for sorrow, Two for joy, Three for a girl, Four for a boy, Five for silver, Six for gold, Seven for Customer Service, Or eight to listen to these options again.
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It is 2005. David Tennant is filming Doctor Who. It is 2013. David Tennant is filming Doctor Who. It is 2022. David Tennant is filming Doctor Who.
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“Cards on the table, I’m a bot”
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A ROAST IN A BEEF GIANT YORKSHIRE PORK PUDDING TURKEY
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Rubbish. He looks nothing like a lion. He’s not even wearing a top hat. 0/10.
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How much did KFC offer him, tho’?
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Bloody hell, this Six Million Dollar Man reboot looks a bit grim.
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COMB YOUR FUCKING HAIR, YOU DISCOURTEOUS SACK OF SHITE #DowningStreetBriefing
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Quite the arsenal.
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My eyes.
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“I'm off to represent the entire Red Army at the buffet. You girls enjoy yourselves.”
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THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST 2: THE ROMAN EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
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‘The Passion Of The Christ’ Sequel Reportedly Begins Filming This Spring:
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Surely you mean “shamone”?
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He still looks like someone pumped John Barrowman full of mayonnaise.
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Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever found people on Twitter who know all about this?
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I'll admit, it's a challenging wank. #WatershipDown
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I quote this far too often.
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Psycho Squirrel? Qu'est-ce que c'est? (Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-far)
@WalesOnline
WalesOnline 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
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'Psycho' squirrel on 48-hour rampage leaves 18 people injured
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“Oh, so *you’re* my replacements: a dandy and a clown.”
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Can't believe it's 20 years since the Moon was blown out of Earth orbit. It still freaks my nut out to this day. #NeverForget #Space1999
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FORM A PROTECTIVE CIRCLE AROUND HERMINE #GBBO
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@BBCWorld
BBC News (World)
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Boy, 9, finds 200-million-year-old fossil on beach
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“Princess Anne is appearing in Dick Whittington at the Alhambra Theatre, Bradford.” #Coronation
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So depressing.
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Can someone tell me where this is? I just can’t seem to find it.
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The kid’s saying: “It just started as a boil on my arse.”
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This new TARDIS set is rubbish.
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Hailing frequencies closed. 💔 #RIPNichelleNichols
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A Fash Called Rwanda.
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"YOU HAVE A WOMAN'S DORITOS!!"
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"There is a cooling, and there is a heating." Well, that's the scientists beaten into submission, then. #TrumpMorgan
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“The gaffer sent me in here to get a tin of tartan paint, and a long weight.”
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Kormarant.
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No Context Brits
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🎶 AUTOGLASS REPAIR AUTOGLASS REPLACE 🎶
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OH, COME ON
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A second Oompa Loompa has been spotted at the Glasgow Willy Wonka Experience
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It’s all fun and games until Sunak and Javid both wake up in Portmeirion this morning.
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Blimey, since he’s been in the nick, Andrew Tate’s starting turning into Bullet Baxter.
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Nadine Dorries has booked tickets to see Lee Hurst on tour.
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The EU this morning:
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Here’s my favourite pic of Buzz Aldrin:
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Wooloo | @mockwooloo.bsky.social
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Possibly my favourite photo of Buzz Aldrin.
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Only acceptable if it’s this one:
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Sky News
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King Charles portraits: Schools, councils and police stations to receive pictures – at cost of £8m to taxpayer
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BBC News (UK)
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Rare Victorian 'stink pipe' given listed status
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Elon Musk looks like Hannibal Lecter has tried to escape jail by cutting off and wearing John Barrowman's face.
@io9
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Elon Musk Is Hosting SNL and God I Wish This Was Just a Clickbait Headline
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The #DoctorWho 60th anniversary cash-ins are getting unbearable.
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Just saw your mum in Wilko.
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I just hope it’s not a Chubby Checker concert, otherwise we’ll see the twist coming a mile off.
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M. Night Shyamalan’s next film ‘TRAP’ is described as a “psychological thriller set at a concert.” (Source: Deadline)
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There is only one thing girls want, and it starts with a P and ends in a S.
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Blimey, Davros has let himself go.
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Fantastic to talk to Cornwall Young Conservatives tonight. Great support for @trussliz #LizForLeader
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You know what #DoctorWho needs to make it *really* great again? Specially-staged atmospheric photoshoots, showing evocative moments not actually in the finished programme.
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What powerful image from a TV show finale has stuck with you?
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What powerful image from a TV show finale has stuck with you?
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Can’t wait til December for this bad boy to hit the bookshelves.
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This is possibly one of the greatest jokes of all time.
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Police Squad!
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- Who are you, and how did you get in here? - I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith. #PoliceSquad #locksmith
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You know, I never really liked Diet Coke, but by the time I finished this bottle, I'd actually come to enjoy it.
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"STRONG AND STA-BLE STRONG AND STA-BLE STRONG AND STA-BLE STROOOOOONG AAAAAAAAAAND STAAAAAAAAAA-BLLLLLLLLLLE..."
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🎶 We shall overcomb 🎶
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Everyone else had pork or chicken.
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Prince Harry had a frostbitten penis at Prince William and Kate Middleton's wedding
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HERE IT FUCKING COMES #RogueOne
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“DO YOU WORK IN BUSINESS?”
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I’m standing to be the next leader of the Conservative Party and your Prime Minister. For me it’s about aspirational conservatism, fresh ideas, fresh team for a fresh start taking our great country forward. (Full video on my Facebook page).
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You can't see the Woodward for Dotrice.
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This was my Multiverse of Madness.
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Well, got my #Brexit Christmas Dinner sorted, lads.
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“I know what it says, but what does it mean?”
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SB Nation
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Is Baby Gronk the new Drip King, or is he just getting rizzed up by Livvy?
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Was it a Lamb-orghini?
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Apparently, the secret to going viral is to screenshot and tweet a rumble over Angela Lansbury between Lt. Cmndr Data and Bert the Chimney Sweep. Who knew?
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WHAT DYSTOPIAN HELL IS THIS?!?!?
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We *all* wanted to see this. #Supergirl #SupergirlCW
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Wearable technology? #DoctorWho
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Morning, the Twitter.
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"Say “Did somebody say Just Eat?” again. Say “Did somebody say Just Eat?” again, I dare you. I double dare you, motherfucker."
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HMMAERTIME
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The lovechild of Orson Welles and Barry from EastEnders.
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@SkyNews
Sky News
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The Sun's Political Editor Harry Cole speculates the coronation will cost the UK "into the hundreds of billions", but suggests that the exposure it will get is "worth it's weight in gold." The Spectator's Political Correspondent @JAHeale echoes this view
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“Okay, Peloton, let’s smash it. Well done, Jill in Manchester.”
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"Peoples of the Universe, please attend carefully. The message that follows is vital to the future of you all. Do you still want to get my emails after GDPR takes effect?"
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Blimey.
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Photographs of piss-poor #StarTrek waxworks is my new jam.
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Right, the tax disc clearly runs out in Feb of ‘75, so unless #DoctorWho is diddling the DVLA, all of the Pertwee stories set on Earth take place before that. OKAY? UNIT DATING CONTROVERSY *OVER*
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FYI, this is what’s making the honking. #CumGate
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What TV series had cracking theme tunes which were far better than the actual show itself? I’ll start:
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Loving these new BBC Target novels. #DoctorWho
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Post a picture that could only have been taken in Britain:
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This happened while Trump is golfing. How apt: the latest dictator to meet his fate while in a bunker. #Election2020 #Elections2020 #USElection #USElection2020
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Merde, She Wrote.
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BBC Breaking News
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Emmanuel Macron set for clear victory in France’s presidential election, beating far right candidate Marine Le Pen, projections show
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