Wit, raconteur, bon viveur. He is none of these things. A purveyor of cheap mummery and piffle since 1976. Throws random words at a screen for
@SetTheTape
.
One for sorrow,
Two for joy,
Three for a girl,
Four for a boy,
Five for silver,
Six for gold,
Seven for Customer Service,
Or eight to listen to these options again.
You know what
#DoctorWho
needs to make it *really* great again?
Specially-staged atmospheric photoshoots, showing evocative moments not actually in the finished programme.
I’m standing to be the next leader of the Conservative Party and your Prime Minister. For me it’s about aspirational conservatism, fresh ideas, fresh team for a fresh start taking our great country forward. (Full video on my Facebook page).
Apparently, the secret to going viral is to screenshot and tweet a rumble over Angela Lansbury between Lt. Cmndr Data and Bert the Chimney Sweep.
Who knew?
The Sun's Political Editor Harry Cole speculates the coronation will cost the UK "into the hundreds of billions", but suggests that the exposure it will get is "worth it's weight in gold."
The Spectator's Political Correspondent
@JAHeale
echoes this view
"Peoples of the Universe, please attend carefully. The message that follows is vital to the future of you all.
Do you still want to get my emails after GDPR takes effect?"
Right, the tax disc clearly runs out in Feb of ‘75, so unless
#DoctorWho
is diddling the DVLA, all of the Pertwee stories set on Earth take place before that.
OKAY? UNIT DATING CONTROVERSY *OVER*