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Fsyco

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My commissions are open for business! Step right up and get your writing commissions! DM for commission inquiries! More details here: Thanks to @/thetafive for making this image for me :3

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3 years

@CoinersTakingLs Reminds me of this

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3 years

@CoinersTakingLs "We want profits not art" explains why all NFT art looks so fucking soulless

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2 years

@NonTrotski I will 100% take a professional voice actor playing a character they've been doing for 2 decades over some guy who's supposed to be more famous not even really bothering with a voice.

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3 years

@CoinersTakingLs I find it really discouraging that no joke or satirical piece anyone ever comes up with will be able to outdo "Someone named a coin after the world's largest Ponzi scheme and a bunch of people threw money at it unironically"

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3 years

@SociableBarely It looks dumb, but this is how they get criminals on tax evasion

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3 years

@CoinersTakingLs They're really banking on people not realizing that Ponzi and pyramid schemes eventually collapse (assuming the organizers don't take the money and run) because they're unsustainable, leaving most investors holding the bag

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3 years

@RightWingCope So COVID isn't real unless its being caused by immigrants?

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@Fsyco

2 years

@Thuminnoo AI can't draw feet, either

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@Fsyco

3 years

@CoinersTakingLs I can think of an immutable list they can be minted to: The Sex Offenders Register

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@Fsyco

3 years

@RightWingCope These dudes are on the verge of just redoing the old Greek/Roman standard where being 'manly' means banging other manly dudes

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3 years

@CoinersTakingLs

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3 years

@CoinersTakingLs Also, this is kinda nitpicking, but a Ponzi scheme isn't actually the same thing as a pyramid scheme. A Ponzi scheme has a central organizer who every investor works with directly A pyramid scheme requires each new investor to go recruit more investors into the scheme

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3 years

@CoinersTakingLs I have a feeling that the general public just thinks of NFTs as "those mediocre monkey pics", and this is not actually building awareness of the Bored Ape brand in particular. Bored Apes are the face of NFTs the same way some people think all hot tubs are Jacuzzis

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3 years

@SociableBarely Their "study" is a survey done by an investing company. Methinks that their results might be a *teensy* bit skewed. "Pooping your pants makes you more attractive according to survey done by Shittr, the world's leading poo-themed dating app"

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3 years

@CoinersTakingLs I propose that, in order to enforce the uniqueness of NFTs, anyone who owns different copies of the same NFT must do battle Highlander-style. It'll keep them unique, and The Quickening is probably a more efficient energy source to power the blockchain.

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2 years

@incelReplies "Haha! My gross behavior was part of my master plan to seduce you- hey wait where are you going?"

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3 years

@CoinersTakingLs Oh, cool, I didn't know Lovecraft started minting NFTs

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3 years

@modernmalls "I love fanfic because its so original and not *recycled*!" Claim people who primarily consume stories letting them wallow in their comfort zone with a world and characters they already like (I write fanfic, this is A Joke not a srs attack)

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@Fsyco

3 years

@JimSterling This image only gets worse the more I look at it. Is that woman using a *potato peeler* on his leg??

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3 years

@flyinmyears @CoinersTakingLs The fact its deliberately mediocre and uninspired is probably to keep away anyone who *isnt* a gullible sucker tbh

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@Fsyco

3 years

@swolecialism @CoinersTakingLs Congratulations on making it, I think I just vaguely remembered your tweet and grabbed the first screenshot of it when I googled it

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@Fsyco

3 years

@CoinersTakingLs "PyramidLover" and "EnronForever" must have been taken

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1 year

@Q_Review "These parts are only rated for 1000km, but we'll be diving to four times that depth" "...Surely you can't be serious?" "I am serious, and don't call me 'Shirley'"

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@Fsyco

3 years

@RightWingCope Is that the WSB kid?

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@Fsyco

2 years

@SkyGuyArt AI art generators being "the future of art" and having limitations on what kind of content they can generate is actually really dystopian

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@Fsyco

3 years

@DradeeusKedi @SociableBarely Idk how often they still do it, but this is how they got Prohibition era gangsters like Al Capone. "Hey, you sure are living a lavish lifestyle yet file no tax returns, you sure Uncle Sam is getting his cut?"

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3 years

@cypherminnie @Kaithral It takes a large amount of electricity to process transactions on the blockchain, meaning that more fuel needs to be burned to power those transactions. I don't think it's *as* bad as minting new coins, but it's still not great (and I could be wrong there)

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3 years

@CoinersTakingLs But I thought there was a huge market for these, and that their value only went up?? Are you telling me that these NFTs have inflated initial prices, and that the market for them is actually really tiny?

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3 years

@RightWingCope In retrospect, "the earth is flat" was really a gateway drug to shit like "germ theory has never been proven", wasn't it?

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@Fsyco

3 years

@Q_Review If this person were projecting any harder, you could use them for PowerPoint presentations

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@Fsyco

2 years

@MasculineTakes They just say "someone" and never actually specify a woman, leaving open the possibility of femboy breast milk ice cream

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@Fsyco

3 years

@DradeeusKedi @SociableBarely This is also why people launder their money (ie, make it look like it came from a 'legit' source so that they can report their illegal income as actually legal income that they paid taxes on)

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@Fsyco

1 year

I had @OpaluVA voice this comm I got a while back from @alexsteacy ! Not every snake can be Kaa, although some of them can get... creative

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@Fsyco

3 years

@MasculineTakes "Men, if she comes home late from her mundane errands smelling of bleach, with suspicious bloodstains in the interior of her car, and you start questioning, she will pick a quarrel. This happens to *everyone*!"

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@Fsyco

2 years

@CoinersTakingLs I thought the whole point of this was that your money was yours and you couldn't get fucked over by a central institution? This guy is getting, like, turbo-fucked by an institution. Starting to think something might have gone wrong in the world of crypto.

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2 years

@yosuvarley There's a certain irony in an alleged "super straight" account being *really* pissy about the fact the character they're spanking it to is a girl now.

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@Fsyco

9 months

I got the ever-talented @k0k0midess to draw Kanamori from Eizouken because she deserves more fanart

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@Fsyco

10 months

My NTRvember special: The Best Love Songs are Written With a Broken Heart! Makoto thought he was the luckiest guy in the world when Maizono agreed to go out with him, but dating an idol isn't all it's cracked up to be. Thanks @MeiPrinmei for the image!

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@Fsyco

1 year

@Q_Review Google changes your search results to be things that are more likely to get you to buy stuff. I'm guessing this is because ads are the only thing that actually make them money

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1 year

@AfterDarkWasa I have the least morally defensible boner rn

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@Fsyco

2 years

Everyone stop whatever you're doing and look at this comic @MajiNsfw drew for me of my girl Tsumugi messing with @AyyTeeThreeDee 's Helena! Or should I say Helenya...? It's so cuuuute~ Thank you, Maji :3

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2 years

@RightWingCope Man, Donkey really couldn't get any better gigs after the Shrek movies ended? Poor guy

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@Fsyco

3 years

@FoldableHuman @the_moviebob My pet rocks. They were feeling frisky when I took this

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1 year

@FoldableHuman I went to go check the BBBY subreddit to see if people were melting down, but instead they seem to think this is a good thing because filing for bankruptcy will increase the stock price

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1 year

The Sun Maiden of Sharkfang, my long-awaited collab with @MajiNSFW , is now available! Veronica Nightingale awakens from a plane crash on an island, and is soon found by orc villagers Contains a bunch of sexy illustrations by the one and only Maji!~

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3 years

@CatrailVentura @RightWingCope It all makes sense once you realize that the right has devolved into spite politics. They start at "the left bad" and work down "The lib'ruls are for measures to restrict the virus, therefore we don't believe in the virus, but we *will* use it as a way to demonize brown people"

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1 year

@dieworkwear I'm quite frankly shocked that an account about menswear makes detailed posts about menswear

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3 years

@CoinersTakingLs Sounds like the NFT market has really hit rock bottom (I'll see myself out)

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2 years

@yosuvarley "I'm *so* straight that I don't think women with penises count! BUT I'M REALLY MAD THIS CHARACTER ISN'T A FEMBOY"

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2 years

I had a really dumb idea and @NaughtRot used their talent to make it into a comic, so now I'm making all of you look at it

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1 year

@AyyTeeThreeDee This guy: "Uh, she's 16" Also this guy:

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2 years

@incelReplies It makes it *weirder*. Like if he just said "ey bitch what yo pussy look like", thats a level of misogyny and dickheadishness I comprehend. The politeness makes it seem like he thinks this is totally normal. I dont understand why. Was he raised by wolves?

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3 years

As the self-appointed president of the Mukuro Ikusaba fanclub, I am appalled to learn that she does not appear in the 10th anniversary promotional image. This is a grave injustice. I would offer my followers this official art of her in a maid outfit during this trying time

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@Fsyco

10 months

Please look at these beautiful noodles drawn by @tailbox_art ! LOOK AT THEM Also buy a comm from Tailbox they're super talented! Or just give them money that works too

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@Fsyco

3 years

@FurryNotes The surest sign of mental stability is blowing up and going on a tirade about your political grievances over minor shit

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3 years

@RightWingCope This tweet raises unsettling implications. Is he storing and aging his own pee, or is he buyimg someone else's old pee? I don't like either option.

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1 year

@Q_Review Seeing you mention Schneider by name after all these years feels somehow wrong. It's like seeing Dr. Claw's face But I support your decision not to just make shit up!

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3 years

@johngrahamhart @FoldableHuman The $10,000 rule is already in place for non-crypto cash transfers. They're just expanding the definition of what counts as "cash"

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3 years

@CoinersTakingLs Same Energy

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3 years

@Q_Review They designed a sex-based website with the eventual intention of kicking off all the people using it for sex after it became big and profitable enough

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@Fsyco

8 months

I got @Majinsfw to draw @OpaluVA as a majestic seal. Look at her. Beautiful.

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@Fsyco

3 years

@AwfulCabbage @JimSterling I assume it's supposed to be an old-timey straight-edge razor, but something about the way it's drawn looks more potato-peeler to me

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2 years

Got a lovely ref image from @MajiNsfw of my OC Tsumugi Komatsuzaki!! Thank you, Maji, I'm so happy to see my baby come to life~

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3 years

@GlitchyPSI @CoinersTakingLs I think it stems from the GameStonk thing earlier this year, when someone explained how shorting a stock works with apes and bananas. There was a lot of stuff about "Apes Strong Together" that still gets parroted today, and apes just kinda stuck as a meme animal

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1 year

@IronPineapple_ Your voice is good and calming and I like listening to you talk about things

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@Fsyco

3 years

@ShadowTodd I remember as a teenager, I saw some girls doing a karaoke version of this song where they changed the line "Let's go all the way tonight" to "Let's go all the way to church"

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@Fsyco

4 years

I'd like to nominate the "It's a fucking vampire, Kenny" exchange from Serious Sam 4 as my favorite piece of writing so far this year

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1 year

@uckersSket Trans girls will make broad generalizations about trans girls

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4 years

@RightWingCope This isn't the worst thing about any of this, but referring to their dumb conspiracy theory fantasy as a "movie" really irks me for some reason

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2 years

@FoldableHuman The PC Port of Deadly Premonition, at least when it first came out. I have no idea if it's been fixed in the intervening years, though

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3 years

@RightWingCope Magic Cum Twitter saw Dr. Strangelove and were like "General Ripper had the right idea"

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@Fsyco

3 years

@CoinersTakingLs Honestly my favorite part of this story is that the "gas fees" cost more than 8 times the sell price. They're really gouging people with those transaction fees. Dunno why anyone puts up with that

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@Fsyco

9 months

@letterabcd I need a sign saying "The issue isn't the kink, the issue is the harassment and/or predatory behavior" I can tap for whenever stuff like this happens

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@Fsyco

1 year

PSA to my fellow writers that some weirdo seems to be going around to writers using multiple low-follower accounts and DMing them with the promises of a commission, but they seem to be some kind of harasser (or maybe a scammer). This is the exact opener they're using.

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@Fsyco

10 months

I haven't seen a comprehensive PSA on Discord hackers, so I wanted to put together a little thread explaining what Discord hacks actually look like, and how you can keep yourself safe. I've seen some pretty wrong info floating around in light of a friend getting hacked recently

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8 months

@dril Ah yes, the iconic quote from There Will Be Cum

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8 months

Oh red skies Where love dies 25, you'll stay forever Here in paradise~ Lady Love Dies from Paradise Killer by @k0k0midess ! Thank you so much!!

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@Fsyco

3 years

@good_faces_bot Same energy

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@Fsyco

9 months

@YTDJWingo This is basically just the 4chan dialect. Got the attempt at greentexting and everything

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@Fsyco

10 months

Reminder that shitty UI overhauls are usually driven by tech company performance review and promotion systems. Some engineers make a big change so that it looks good when they ask for a salary increase

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10 months

An improved mobile experience has arrived! This week, we will begin rolling out to all users new mobile updates, including: ✧ Midnight theme ✧ Supercharged search …and so much more! See all the updates:

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3 years

@CoinersTakingLs Boy howdy this is really doing numbers Anyway, I wrote an incredibly stupid 18+ NFT-themed fic recently if anyone wants to check that out and spread the...well it isn't love, but I'm sure it'll make people feel *some* emotion

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@Fsyco

3 years

My first ever thing for NTRvember: "Horny Apes: An NFT NTR Adventure!" Kelvin loves his new Horny Ape NFT, but does it love him back? #NTRvember #NTR #NFT #Crypto

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3 years

My first ever thing for NTRvember: "Horny Apes: An NFT NTR Adventure!" Kelvin loves his new Horny Ape NFT, but does it love him back? #NTRvember #NTR #NFT #Crypto

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@Fsyco

3 months

An underdiscussed connection between Melina and Messmer is that Melina offers you an Accord, while Messmer's title is "The Impala"

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6 months

This is the most threatening DM I've ever gotten

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