Freida McFadden @Freida_McFadden Twitter profile

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

6 years

Finished reading book patient recommended to me and now she’s discharged before I can tell her how much I liked it!

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

6 years

How come parents are the only ones who butt dial me?

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

10 years

Writing contest for people in medicine http://t.co/rN4Dvw1UMi @kevinmd

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

7 years

It is impossible to buy bananas without one of them eventually turning up rotting at the bottom of one of my kids' backpacks

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

9 years

Sorry patient, we can't write an order saying that your call bell has to be answered within 60 seconds...

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

8 years

What the election would look like if only women could vote

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

10 years

If a religious company doesn't want to pay for birth control, that's fine as long as they provide one year of paid maternity leave.

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

8 years

I think the mechanism of colchicine is that it gives you so much diarrhea that you forget about your gout pain

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

10 years

Patient with diplopia: "I'm glad you're not ugly because I see two of you."

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

9 years

There is definitely an inverse correlation between the number of drug allergies and how crazy a patient is

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

7 years

Seeing yourself in your children makes you like yourself better

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

8 years

I am torn between desperately wanting to make new friends and not having time for the friends I have

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

10 years

I so love giving patients good news

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

9 years

How come parents are required by law to use a car seat, but not to vaccinate their children? #vaccinate

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

9 years

It's really embarrassing when you argue with your preschooler about something and it turns out they were right

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

10 years

When you page me, give me one freaking minute to answer the page before you leave your desk or make another call

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

9 years

My daughter: "they didn't have phones when my mommy was alive." Insulting on so many levels...

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

8 years

You know you're well-dressed when your 90-year-old patient tells you she's got the same shirt that you're wearing

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

9 years

I am addicted to ordering stuff from Amazon. It's like getting presents two or three times a week.

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

7 years

45 orders placed on Amazon in last 6 months. Do I have a problem?

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

2 years

@KelliJaeBaeli Thank you! I just suddenly remembered my Twitter account existed 😂

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

9 years

I think I have forgotten how to relax. But I'm not sure if I ever knew in the first place.

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

10 years

How do these jury duty people keep finding me???

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

8 years

Sometimes I get really sick of dealing with people

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

8 years

I think it's a sign of motherhood that I don't even close the door anymore when I pee.

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

7 years

Facebook has partially become this depressing thing where I see all my former friends growing old

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

8 years

It's always sort of amazing when I use something I learned in medical school during my actual job

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

10 years

Young adult books are awesome. I'm going to work my way through this list. http://t.co/FHqVL1RI1P

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

10 years

I can't believe the Kindle and paperback version of the book on Amazon cost exact same amount

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

8 years

I didn't think I could possibly hate Ted Cruz any more. Then he made Carly Fiorino his running mate.

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

9 years

As I get older, I keep cutting my hair shorter and shorter. Eventually, I'll just be bald.

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

1 year

@bookouture Thanks!

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

10 years

I actually said in a dictation: "patient was, you know, pleasant."

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

9 years

Childhood is wasted on children

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

8 years

Can't decide if drawing from my daughter in my office makes me happy or sad

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

7 years

Furious with all the pro-choice and environment-conscious people who didn't vote b/c they "didn't like" either candidate. Vote on issues!

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

8 years

Moving to Canada

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

7 years

Men with muscles and money more attractive to women. In other news, the sky is blue.

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

10 years

Demented patient: "if you expect me to stay in the hospital, you're going to have to pay me $50 an hour."

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

8 years

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

6 years

Trump Demands Babies Not Be Born After Nine Months: No, Really, He Said This

President Trump made one of his more confusing slips on Friday, appearing to defy the laws of nature by insisting: “Right now, in a number of states, the laws allow a baby to be born from his or her...

www.yahoo.com

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

9 years

My kids were just fighting over who got to eat the last piece of broccoli. Has hell frozen over?

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

9 years

Note to self: in the future, do not drink a large bottle of Gatorade before going to your kid's recital

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

10 years

I suspect a survey of oxygen nasal cannulas would show that at least 60 percent are not actually in nostrils or anywhere close

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

9 years

Raised almost $100 yesterday to fight parasite infection in children in developing countries! Thanks to everyone who bought the book!

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

9 years

Toddler dies of measles in Germany

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

10 years

Some days it just seems like everything is unfair

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

9 years

Thank you transcription service for including "end dictation" in my history and physical

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

8 years

No her preschool graduation is complete without your kid picking her nose on stage

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

8 years

My husband has never heard the song Love Yourself. I want to live on the planet that he lives on.

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

8 years

Rush Limbaugh complains about nonconsensual sex being called rape

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

8 years

I genuinely wonder what would happen if somebody walked into an NRA meeting and shot up 50 people

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

9 years

Gave my daughter a much-needed lesson about not tattling

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

2 years

@bookouture Thank you! I'm very excited about this one!

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

10 years

Top 8 reasons you should date/marry a female physician or surgeon http://t.co/dPGYjENSxR via @heenalogue

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

10 years

Whenever I see a patient wearing one of those rubber band bracelets, I think to myself, "Some child loves this person."

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

9 years

How can you be afraid of 5-year-old Syrians coming to this country, yet OK with terror suspects buying guns?

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

9 years

Made a $250 donation to the fistula foundation, as a percentage of sales from Baby City

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

10 years

What is the deal with men feel like they have a right to pick on any tiny imperfections in women's bodies?

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

8 years

I can't believe we live in a society where we have to deal with immature tweets from our presidential candidates

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

9 years

Sometimes I truly wonder if I will ever get a good nights sleep ever again for the rest of my life

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

8 years

I'm getting to the point where thinking about this election makes me ill

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

8 years

How come white, brown, black, and green can be last names but not any other colors?

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

10 years

I thought my contribution was lazy, but the woman who brought Burger King chicken nuggets to family night at school is the winner

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

8 years

The most frustrating thing is to be exhausted yet not be able to fall asleep

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

2 years

@nholten40 @bookouture thanks!

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

10 years

My daughters teacher sent home a handwritten note in which she spelled "there" as "thier". I am horrified x2.

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

8 years

I hate when vegetable soup is like 90% potatoes

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

8 years

My mother, in response to my asking for a link: "I don't know how to send a link. I am not even sure what a link is."

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

8 years

The real Clinton email scandal is that a bullshit story has dominated the campaign

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

9 years

Briefly installed the Facebook app on my phone, before sick feeling in my stomach forced me to delete it

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

10 years

I need new cargo pants. The hole in the knee look is so over.

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

10 years

How rare is it to get an unsolicited apology from somebody who you think wronged you? Thanks for that.

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

2 years

@nholten40 Thanks! I hope you enjoy it!

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

9 years

Dear patient, getting drunk more than seven nights a week is not just irresponsible, it's impossible

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

10 years

I don't think 8 GB is too many photos to have of your children… Despite how shocked the guy at the Apple store seemed

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

9 years

A Woman’s Place Is on the $20 - http://t.co/sx9iPzkeXE http://t.co/H3KsU8w2zB

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

8 years

One piece of wisdom I am imparting to my kids is how to hang toilet paper in the proper overhand fashion.

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

8 years

How can anyone talk about this wall without laughing?

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

10 years

This 90-year-old patient I'm seeing has the same name as my daughter's six-year-old boyfriend (well, crush)

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

10 years

I've gotten really talkative lately. Maybe too much so.

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

10 years

It occurs to me that there were students in my first year med school class older than I am now. The thought exhausts me.

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

10 years

Her majesty refuses to poop in a potty that has a tiny hair in it. It must be cleaned!

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

10 years

When you're at the grocery store and the person ahead of you makes two distinct piles with their groceries, you know you're in trouble

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

9 years

A patient just told me I looked like the governor of Rhode Island

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

10 years

At some point, if I keep plucking out gray hair, I will soon be bald

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

8 years

So annoying when everyone who comes in after me for an appointment gets called in first

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

9 years

10 Sacrifices Every Parent Makes That No One Talks About -- this is so true

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

9 years

Now that lunchmeat is supposedly carcinogenic, I have no idea what to make for lunch

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

9 years

A geneticist says any new parent should 'roll their child on floor of the NYC subway' — here's why

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

10 years

Yeah, women do apologize a lot. http://t.co/F5Hbqk2KsX

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

10 years

I finally watch the Glee finale. That show has reached new levels of stupidity.

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

7 years

This Is Why #BlackWomenAtWork Has Gone Viral

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

8 years

I can't believe that I have been a doctor for over a decade

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

9 years

It would be too much to ask for to not have to submit my flexible spending receipts for child care more than once due to an "error"

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

10 years

I guess nobody has this problem but me http://t.co/p6pifJLWa1

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

8 years

Text from husband: "cat OK at vet visit. Did NOT like the rectal thermometer."

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

9 years

@iadam8 @AsapSCIENCE it's more readable in the original post: http://t.co/7V8teh1ejj

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

9 years

Welch’s and Annie's Fruit Snacks Are Basically Candy. Don’t Believe the Marketing. - Slate

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Freida McFadden

@Freida_McFadden

10 years

I loathe taking a family history.

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