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Ukiskia umekuwa mjinga sana kumbuka kuna mtu alichagua governor juu ya dimples.

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Transition ya Thursday to Friday inakuanga swift sana,kidogo kidogo unaskia Man U wamepigwa.😂😂

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Kenya weekends watu wanakuanga wamejipanga kuliko siku za kazi.

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Leo jioni nataka zishike mpaka wahenga waniambie majina zao.

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Nabii akisikia jina Morara kwa kichwa yake inabidi kwanza bibi amekula kofi.

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Mum typing.... Mum typing... Mum typing... "Kwangu usiniletee msichana wa murima."

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Juja unadhani nikupewa unapewa kumbe hawezi kaa bila kupeana.

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Unashangaa mtu anaenda concert badala ya kununua Oraimo product.😌

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In my prime sahii ningekuwa choir huko kanisa tukitayarisha wimbo za kesho.Lakini pombe wewe.

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Feeling ya kuwa motivated juu umeona maisha ya mtu ako na pesa>>>>

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Wazazi home wakijua hii Nairobi tumewekwa na wazazi wengine hawataamini.😂

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"Till death do us apart," kumbe hii death ni kijana ako na subaru.

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Wakadinali wanaweza fanya upasue hata bulb ukaange hata gizani.Hebu nipunguze sasa.

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Upuzi ingine inakuanga kubishana,"which religion is better?".Vitu ulizaliwa ukapata wachana nayo.Enda mahali wazazi wako walikufunza.

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"Unakuja lini," hii swali watu pale ushago wanaulizanga mpaka inabidi umetenga siku ya kwenda.

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Unatafuta pesa yako vizuri halafu ibilisi anatuma Njeri Friday jioni,ikifika Monday unakaa homeless mbaya sana.

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Kama unabet hakikisha uko na mumama juu tukiendelea hivi nikama hata za kupanda mat tutakosa.😂

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"Mtu wa town," pale ushago ukikataa kufanya kazi za jembe.

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Kuosha vyombo haina shida until ufike kwa sufuria ya sembe.

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Kama tunabargain mpaka fare,halafu mtu anataka tulipie concert.😂

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Kitambo mstari moja ya bongo music ilikuwa inafanya dem anakuwa wet.Sikuizi kama hauna browns,Maina rudi tu ulale.

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"Ficha hiyo akili," is another smart way of people saying you're very stupid. 😂😂

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"Tutakuita usijali," simple way ya kuambiwa enda utafute pesa ndo urudi.

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"Education is the key,"nikama key tuko nayo hazifungui hizo milango jameni.

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My mum pulling,"utagrow nayo" after kuniletea trouser inatashona na ya mzae.😂😂

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Ukitokanga sherehe ndo unajuanga maana ya,"mbele nyuma uko na pesa ngapi bro?"😂😂

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Fat babes ukiongelea kitu kidogo about the body ashaanza self defense.

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"Ni God,"another way of saying sikupei idea ya kutoka kwa block.

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What's the essence ya kureply back to someone after umemgrey like a week.Hata wewe jameni unaona kama mimi ni ule Kang'ethe umezoea.Kumbavu zako😂

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Unagongewa lakini,"Hi kababaa" inaficha white unadhania ni saint.Hiyo mchezo pelekea Maina.

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There's an outbreak of beautiful babes wearing masks hapa Jiji ama niko zangu.😂😂

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Wenye tunapanga queue ya mat tafadhalini tuwache eye contact.😂😂

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Mtu anapata pesa zake halafu unasema ameanza madharau,hebu pata zako uone venye utabadilisha mpaka laini.Smh.😂

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Sijuangi venye kunaendanga lakini pesa za kulewa huwa zinapatikananga tu.😂😂

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Insha ya mateso ikiletwa sahii itabidi knec wamenipea 39/40.Hiyo moja ni venye sitakuwa nimeandika jina.

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The pain kwa mvulana kuambiwa vitu za babako sii zako<<<.

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Sasa kuambiwa,"niguze kama umepata helb," ni kitu ya kufanya polisi aanze kuchapa comrades.

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Kuchanganya wanawake na kazi hapo ndo unaanza kufumble.

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"Pombe itanimalizia marafiki,"kumbe wewe ndo "marafiki".😂😂

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Huwezi toka kwa mateso kama unangojea kusomewa bible verse na hujitumi.

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Venye unakunywa hivo uko sure watoto watapata inheritance hata kweli.Jameni ni Thursday mshaanza shamrashamra.😂😂

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Nchi yenye tuko hufai kuwa sober sahii bana.

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Kuna mtu ukiambia uko kwa mapenzi sahii anakuona mtu mjinga sana.Lakini hawezi kukuambia.

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Ninja ameingia talking stage lakini end game ndo iko kwa akili. It's not always about the s*x.

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Monday kichwa inazunguka nikama haukuwa Kenya siku mbili zilizopita.😂

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Wanaume wawili wamekaa pamoja wanapiga story lakini ukimuuliza jina ya mwenzake hata hajui.😂😂

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@fkeverycountry Bro waited for this for a long time

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Pesa ya end month hata mtu hajui imeenda wapi.

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Kenya inafaa kuwa na ile button ya,"factory reset".

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Pesa nayo ikiingia na ukatae kuglow wewe sasa sijui unafaa kwenda wapi.

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Jiji usipokuwa mjanja hizo degree papers itabidi umezipin tu kwa wall ikaange hapo kama zile picha za kitambo.

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"Mama mboga,mtu wa bodaboda,"ilifanya nikaweka vote.Kumbavu zangu.

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Kenya kuna shida mingi lakini Monday is one hell of a problem.

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At this point of time msee anawish tu kurudi times za Kibaki.He's so GOATed.

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Uwongo ingine ni kwenda interview halafu wanakuambia watakuita.

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Kosa kila kitu kwa nyumba lakini hiyo kitanda make sure inakupea therapy mzuri.Hapa ndo naamka mara ya sita.

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Huyo dem unatafuta sauti zake Tiktok hatakuwa kesho foreman akikumaliza spine na simiti.Focus!

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Mkenya ametengenezewa footpath kando ya barabara lakini bado tu anataka kutembea karibu na magari.

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@AdameMedia Scenes

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Talking stage tuwachie wenye wako ready kulipa mahari tafadhali.Hapa sisi tunakuja symbiotic relationship.

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Kukuwa tajiri enyewe ni mzuri,yaani kuna vitu jamaa alilipia na hata hakumbuki.Mimi hata vitu za last year nakumbuka.

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Kila mtu ako na ule shosho ama guka hukutuma pombe ama sigara halafu anakuambia usiambiane.😂😂

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Matajiri wanatembea na car remote keys wewe asubuhi lazima ubebe vifunguu za solex.

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X app be that person mwenye anakuambianga niletee shida zako nikuskize.Hii sii ya wenye wametoka kwa block.😂

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Nairobi sauti za planes ndo zinaniamsha na sijawahi board hata moja.Smh

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"Niitie huyo," mwalimu alikuwa ananiita hivi umbwa wewe.

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Ukiona mkenya anakupea pesa upigane na Nabii jua tumefika mwisho. It's never easy to convince them.

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Ukinipigia simu wacha kuniambia ni siku mingi hatujaongea.Sema chenye unataka.

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Kusikianga mtu amenunua the same thing as yours at a different place and at a very lower cost gives a different kind of pain.

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"Small girl big God,"amenunua iPhone 16 anadhani hatujui sauti alikuwa anazitoa kabla apate simu.

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Ile msalaba wanasemanga kila mtu ajibebe ya simps sio msalaba ni L.

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Landlord anategea masaa umekuja na manzi ndo aonyeshe vile umeshindwa kulipa rent.Smh

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The look in your eyes back then after mum ametoa slippers kutoka kwa mguu yake is hilarious.Hapo inabidi umetengenezwa vizuri.

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"Kwa wasichana wote umeona upende huyo?"banter kidogo hapa na mum.

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Nairobi kama umekuja kutafuta mapenzi,my brother inabidi umefigure out tena.

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Course ni ya passion lakini sinoni,mambo gani haya.

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Tuwache kutumiana vibaya sasa.Huyu ananiambia ananitaka tu for a night.I'm human Lmao.Lakini najua kuna wenye hawaezi lalisha😂😂

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Pahali tunaenda kama ni heaven,waongeze chapati kwa hiyo asali na maziwa tunaambiwanga.Chapati nayo itaniua.😂😂

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2 months

When she starts pulling that break up statement not knowing you been waiting for that>>>

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Unaenda Kanisa kuombea Ten Hag kumbe Son anacheka pale kando.

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Kumbe wazungu walitudanganya na table manners ndo chakula ipoe.Sijai elewa mbona mnaapply hii kitu mpaka masaa ya ugali mayai.😒

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Tuko family gathering wewe unaanza kuuliza watu mahali wamefika kwa kimasomo.Utatupea kazi ama?

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Nimejaribu kusave everytime napita mahali naona kitu,naamua kununua.Pesa sijui nifungie wapi.

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1 month

Must traumatic kuwa president and seeing people wishing death on you.Unless you're a robot.

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Hata mkishikana mikono CBD hiyo haizuii kufanyiwa ile kitu.Mmezidi sasa btw.😂

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1 month

Nikiwa na bonga points naweza shika hiyo iPhone 16?😂😂

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1 month

Sikuizi Safaricom wako insecure mpaka wananitumia message ati kuna "OFA" with immediate subscription.Jameni who will them?

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2 months

Naskianga kuna watu wakipata pesa mingi huwa wanachizi.Hebu mnijaribu tuone😂😂

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4 years

Drop your username.🎈🎈🎈🎈

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Uliambia wazazi wakuweke kwa maombi kumbe umekuja kutafuta wamama huku Nairobi.Huogopi hata.

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Dem ni mrembo lakini directions unampea mara thate fae.There's something about gorgeous women,kidogo brains hapo walipunguziwa.😂😂

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Sikuizi unaweka mrembo ati public,kumbe hauko mwenyewe.Wewe ndo unawachwa.😂😂

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Good old days nguo mbichi ulikuwa unapata tu time ya Christmas na pia Chapati.Sahii viatu unanunua sijui 4 sausand kila mwezi,bwana tukuwe serious.

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4 years

200+FOLLOWERS.Drop your handles and follow everyone who likes your tweet.❤️❤️❤️

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2 months

Everyday you be meeting fine b*tches mpaka unajiuliza who's gonna marry your girlfriend because it's not gonna be you.😂

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2 months

Local people wakiona umekuwa tajiri wanasema uliingia zile vitu.😂

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2 months

B*tches can turn you against your male friends and trust me you will fall into it if you're too obsessed.Lame sh*t

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Kusupport Man U inakufanya hata usiskie vibaya ukigongewa.

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2 months

FiFa kama uko na mdomo na unajua kucheza hakuna mtu hutaka mechi.😂😂

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