Parody / RP Account
NOT ASSOCIATED WITH THE DEVS
I do a bit of art IDK if I'll post my art often or not.
Certified Moonflower shipper
PFP by
@averagestarzjr
Facts about the writer of this account:
I'm Irish
I'm a minor (14)
I am bisexual
I like playing strategy and shooter games
I'm multi-fandom (FPE, DW and Pressure)
I try to draw, Not the best with digital art.
IRL my handwriting is horrible.
🌻: "I take a restraining order as challenge then an actual restraint."
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🌻: "Did you really think I couldn't get within 100 feet of you?"
@StanleyMOV
OH GOD, THE PIXELS, WHERE ARE THEY̷̢̛̛̥͔̮̦̭͕̍͐͐̏̒̂́͒̊̀̊̕ ̴̡̥̤͎̜̦̟͚̑Ḡ̶̻̦͈̥̜̭̱̜͚̘̩̖͙̲̿́͒̉͜͝Ȍ̶̡̢̬̘͖̘̠͙̀̈́̓́͂̿I̶̛̛̥̘̲̗̞̻͙̩̫̣̱̼̖̹͌͗̿̂͌̔̓̿̏̈́̀̆̑Ṉ̶̢̙̼̦̻͙̻̩͚̑̊̾̒͒͐̏̕͝G̷̢̺̫̳̮̩͓̜̭͔͉̞͖͇͌̽̇̄̌̉̾̍̚͜͝ ̷̢̡̜̻̭̮̳͓͙̻͔͎̭̇͌̚Ã̴̛͔͍͚̫͈͉̣͈̝̽̊̍͘G̴̜̯̣̭̑͛̐̂̀́̀͋̌͋͂͠H̸̟̹̰̖̦̾̑͑͜H̸͚̯̬͓̗͉̊̑̾H̵̾̈́̍̆̓͂͊̅̕͝!!!-"
[Dandy opens an empty ichor capsule]
🌻: "HONEY!?"
🌙: "What?"
🌻: "WHERE'S MY ICHOR?!"
🌙: "What?!"
🌻: "WHERE. IS. MY. ICHOR?!"
🌙: "I uh.. Put it away!"
🌻: "WHERE?!"
🌙: "WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW?!"
🌻: "I NEED IT!"
🌙: "UH UH, DON'T START THINKING OF KILLING RANDOM TOONS!!"
🌻:"Did you know, that you have both 50 seconds to hide and 10 seconds to run."
🌻:"Why?"
🌻:"That's simple!"
🌻:"I am 500 meters away from you're location and approaching rapidly!"
@juliemine_rus
I see what you mean now!
Equip vintage pebble so you're teammates don't mistake you for the giant abomination that can outrun them easily!
[Dandy fucking throws Pebble]
🌻: "Let's see how far he'll go!"
🌙: "WAIT DANDY- CATCH HIM!"
📺 [Sarcastically]: "Dandy how could you do such a thing, this'll so many viewers why are you doing this.."
🌻: "Today we're going too see how far I can throw my pet rock!"
🌙: "Wait what?"
📺: "Dandy don't fucking throw you're pet rock... Dog... Thing... Anyway don't do it" [Pulls out camera and starts recording]
🐶: "Bork."
[Life of a pebble main:]
🐶: "Bork" (Poppy PLEASE give me a single healing item)
🎀: "No, I need them more."
🐶: "Booooooooooooooaaark." (BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)
@spooksterspooky
// Fun fact, he said the whole 'detonating diving gear thing' and the second I open the 2nd door after getting out of his shop, my head just *pop* Gone. //
"Jelly beans! We all know they are, disgusting and one of the worst candies ever made, but we felt obligated in our educational duties to show you where these vile hell-spawn came from, we apologize to anyone who felt offended to learn about jelly beans."
🍤: "Toodles is that a fucking fursona? That's cringe."
🎱: "YOU'RE CRINGE!"
🍤: "..."
[Shrimpo is sobbing in the bathroom while saying: "I'M NOT CRINGE!']
#dandysworld
[I ship moon flower most people know that]
🌻: "This was how my creator's described me! that first part doesn't make sense but the second part does!"
[INTERACTION THINGY]
*It's the middle of the night and you see Dandy go into Gardenview's Employee Only Breakroom. He comes back out with 3 soda can's. What do you do?*
🌻: "Today we're going too see how far I can throw my pet rock!"
🌙: "Wait what?"
📺: "Dandy don't fucking throw you're pet rock... Dog... Thing... Anyway don't do it" [Pulls out camera and starts recording]
🐶: "Bork."
💻: "Guy's, I just heard Sebastian yelling Something about: Car crash? Glass shattering? And then he screamed "GOOD LORD!" And then it was: general commotion, baby crying, Police Sirens 'Wee Woo Wee Woo' And then: Helicopters reporting live, Explosion, HIS (non-existant) LEG."