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@FlRE_EATER

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60 years ago today, beloved President John F. Kennedy was murdered by his own Central Intelligence Agency #JFK60
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I have a solution
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Another L for Europe
@JohnArnoldFndtn
John Arnold
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At $125k+, the car wash manager at a (very large) gas station in rural Texas makes more than most doctors in Europe.
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You can’t have Bucees under communism
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The Socialist Party
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@prageru Should communism replace capitalism?
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Globalists hate how clean the bathrooms are.
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I caught my husband with another beaver 😤
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We will not be changing our logo this month. Stop DMing us.
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@DeItaone
*Walter Bloomberg
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🇧🇷 BRAZIL LAWMAKERS PASS BILL TO PAVE A HIGHWAY THROUGH AMAZON RAINFOREST
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No
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🐉Sneaky🐢🇵🇸
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@BuceesUSA Come to New York
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So cool to have @garthbrooks in the store today!
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The #Balenciaga CEO leaving their HQ
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Sir, this is the United Republic of Bucees
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@FenixAmmunition
Feni𝕏 Ammunition
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The battle between Kroger and Meijer for the Michigan territory will be bloody and personal for many. I think Sheetz is getting undersold on this map, I think they blow through most of Ohio no problem if they want to. The real threat will be the Sam's Club / Costco Alliance.
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I am now eating 2x as much meat
@disclosetv
Disclose.tv
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NEW - United Nations set to call on Americans to reduce meat consumption because of "climate change."
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Commies love to quote Marx until it comes time to read his letters to Friedrich Engels
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The Socialist Party
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@nymetsfan17 @BuceesUSA If you know what communism is (you think you do, but you don't) then you will know that the people/society really will have full democratic control over what happens.
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Putting out a BOLO for this terrorist
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We didn’t
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@Culture_Crit
Culture Critic
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Why did human beings stop building wonders?
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The only thing that’d get blown up is the restrooms
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They only released Clinton and Stephen Hawking’s names because they are already dead.
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🚨BREAKING: Hamas has launched missiles at a U.S. navy vessel off the coast of Israel. Google #USSLiberty to learn more
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The San Francisco thief after he violently mugs you
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Merry Christmas to everyone but @neiltyson
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Taking your money
@_caliente77
NashTrash **1999**
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@slugcock @BuceesUSA What, exactly, does the government do with great efficiency?
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Good morning to everyone but @UN
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You telling me this is an actual living person? Nah.
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@ItsJun11
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@BuceesUSA Uh...Clinton is alive
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Basic needs shouldn’t be met at gunpoint
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@BuceesUSA When the government is taking care of all the people's basic needs, as would happen with great efficiency under communism, why would anyone need some for-profit retail store like this "Bucees"?
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Good morning to everyone except the commission in charge of choosing Minnesota's new state flag
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You know, communism isn’t a political theory, it’s a state of mind. And that state of mind is hungry af
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Congratulations to John from our Crossville, TN location, on being awarded Employee of the Month!🏆 A brilliant achievement, well done! 🎉
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Now kith
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This lady is banned from all Bucees locations
@BaseballQuotes1
Baseball Quotes
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Send this lady to jail
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To all the folks asking Buc-ees to move to their state: We are coming. We’re just prioritizing @SEC states first.
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It’s called the “high and tight” and white men have had this haircut for over 100yrs
@Ameen_HGA
Ameen
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This is how cultural appropriation works. Same thing happened when white women got braids & cornrows & these folks called it “new” & “bold” when black women did it for centuries! Travis Kelce’s haircut is a simple “fade” that black men have worn FOREVER.
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Bucees WILL take over the world
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Alec Baldwin when the local church wants to include goats in the nativity
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@FoxNews
Fox News
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Alec Baldwin, PETA send letter demanding Radio City Music Hall stop using live animals in Christmas show
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Nobody wants to eat at a tire store. @Michelin stay in your lane.
@wiitamta
Wiitamta
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@GetRammed_69 Sure. Total Michelin Restaurants in USA 200..total Michelin Restaurants only in France 600.. but I guess u don’t even know what a Michelin Restaurant is
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All of these folks angry at the lack of pumps and terrible toilets
@RealJamesWoods
James Woods
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And yet another holiday evening in Joe Biden's America.
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I’m reminded of a previous accounting error
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@ninaturner
Nina Turner
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A $6.2 BILLION DOLLAR ACCOUNTING ERROR?!
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GF: you must be trippin if you think I’m sharing my jerky Me:
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Bout to go make this restroom attendant earn his pay 💩 🚽
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@Twintalks_ Living in El Paso is your own personal L
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Bucees is doing more to fight vegans than any other group.
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Getting ready to scout out new store locations
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Who are we dunking on today?
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3YL is a national treasure. I don’t even know how he tweets with all those championship rings.
@3YearLetterman
Three Year Letterman
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5.3 million views, 800 quote tweets, and almost 2k replies I may need to retire with this truth bomb
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No
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@NHL
NHL
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@BlueMountian12 Trans women are women. Trans men are men. Nonbinary identity is real.
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Wonder why
@allahliker
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being viciously attacked by stans of the buc-ee’s weasel. miserable people
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Now that Christmas is over, I hope @MariahCarey has a restful hibernation.
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Tried going to a @OfficialSPGB meeting. There was no Jerky or Brisket. It’s just a room full of people accusing each other of sexual assault.
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In a not-too-distant dystopian future, when man's most precious resource -- oil -- has been depleted and the world plunged into war, famine and financial chaos, the last vestiges of the law in America attempt to restrain a vicious biker gang-
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Rock solid
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Americans will see this and just think "Hell Yeah"
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Twitter dying is all over the TL. I haven’t heard so many ppl talk about ‘going down’ since your mom started her OnlyFans
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It’s actually pretty easy if you’re funny
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Angela McArdle
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Hard to make fun of an older person for falling, even if that older person is Biden.
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Not on our watch
@BBCWorld
BBC News (World)
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Eating less meat is 'like taking eight million cars off road', new study suggests
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You don’t say?
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Who celebrates #TaxDay ? Today at Bucees, IRS agents get charged double
@WhiteCastle
White Castle
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A tastier reason to celebrate #TaxDay ! This April 18, cash in on 18% off any online or in-Castle order. Get the coupon here:
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PETA kills 85% of the pets that come into their shelter. No one loves hurting animals more than these freaks
@peta
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If your dog still has his balls I’m judging you
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Would you rather
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It’s that time of year again, where this woman’s voice haunts my dreams.
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If @elonmusk needs tips on how to design a real truck, he can hit me up.
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FriendlyKozak 🇺🇦
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Free advertising for Ford this holiday season.
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JUST IN🚨 @BuceesUSA is scouting areas for a new location in the Northwoods, Missouri area! For more information, Google Operation Northwoods
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The lost titanic submarine crew right now
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Advertise your account with one image.
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@Dianexis
𝕃𝕆ℝ𝔻 𝔻𝕀𝔸ℕ𝔼𝕏𝕀𝕊 👑
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Advertise your account with one image.
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@pearlythingz You are so dumb and the more you interact with the public, the more people realize it. Marriage and family isn’t something to be scorned. You are adding to the deterioration of the family unit. Just log off the internet for a few months and see how your worldview changes.
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You gotta risk it for the brisket
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We have successfully invaded Florida.
@GovRonDeSantis
Ron DeSantis
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The $4 million grant for Marion County will reduce traffic, support new manufacturing opportunities, pave the way for a new Buc-ee’s right off I-75, and add new jobs.
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@thenameizbobby
Bobby B. (The "B" stands for Bednarek)
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Don't bring that @BuceesUSA shit down here please.
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Same thing
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@alifarhat79
Not Jerome Powell
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How it started: How it’s going:
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If Bucees customers were an army, we’d have the 5th largest fighting force in the world.
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View of my bowels after this burrito
@ScienceGuys_
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View of a volcanic eruption
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It’s called a sail boat
@CNN
CNN
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Giant kites could pull cargo ships across the ocean – and slash their carbon emissions
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@JesseKellyDC Prove it 🔪 🦶
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Cool Fact: Bucee’s in Katy, TX has the the world’s largest carwash
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@abbythelibb_
Abby Libby
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it's my first time someone tell me what to do I'm so overwhelmed
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When you get those crazy stomach pains from that food truck burrito
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@Terror_Alarm
Terror Alarm
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⚧️🏳️‍⚧️THERE ARE MORE THAN 2 GENDERS.
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@_hannahcapri
montana 😽
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bucees needs a mf car wash 😔
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It should be a circus tent for all the clowns in that place
@elonmusk
Elon Musk
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@Rainmaker1973 The White House is just a small cottage. We need to move on!
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@ClayTravis
Clay Travis
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Check out the Buc-ee’s salaries! Car wash manager makes $125k?! I love this place. What a business. Yay, capitalism.
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