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Was honored to celebrate TRUE DETECTIVE: TEN YEARS LATER with @nicpizzolatto @Mochak123 @jardinsecret888 @lotus__point @soozanto on a magical evening in Austin in June. My monologue is up (link bio) but for video of the full convo, Q&A, and concert sub to Temple of Friendship on

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Filthy Armenian

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1 year

Fuck Jordan Neely’s “family.” They created a menace and then abandoned him to the streets and are now cashing in on the evil libtard quest to destroy America. People used to have shame

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Lawyers for Jordan Neely’s family say Daniel Penny deserves murder charges, not just manslaughter

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The “sex with a couch” thing is an admission they can’t find a single psycho therapist chick to claim Vance date-raped her

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Almost makes me cry how beautiful it is we can say retard again

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If he were alive today, Anthony Bourdain would have been the most badass, take-no-prisoners Biden voter in America

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imagine asking him to scan a QR code to look at a menu

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So weird how not one person in the universe can recall a single arresting phrase or sentence ever spoken by the greatest most eloquent orator of our age Barack Hussein Obama

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The part about Joe Rogan, or any podcast, that really bothers the haters is the friendship

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If you think the scenes from Israel are scary now, just wait until the terrorists break into Jerusalem, put on viking hats, and march around the capitol without any weapons

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Abby Grossberg may or may not be the reason Fox fired Tucker, but her fantastic apparition on the timeline serves to remind us that it wasn't "history" or "capital" that dehumanized the American workplace and forced men (and spirited women) to spend 8+ hours of each day in a

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Remember that POC gymnast chick who got a Presidential Medal of Freedom from Biden for quitting because she was Tired

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Can we please stop misusing this meme already? No woman has ever heard of Will Stancil

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Eric Adams accused of sexually assaulting woman in 1993 in bombshell legal filing

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American teens are miserable because libs destroyed culture and society and pumped them full of irrational paranoia about climate change and the opposite sex their entire lives, then locked them up for 2 years of precious youth they will never get back

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Remember how in the thick of MeToo Netflix made an endless docuseries about how a psychotic rapist murderer who liked to burn animals alive in his free time was actually innocent and every stupid pink hat woman believed it?

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Hillary Clinton was such a smash at the box office they greenlit a Bollywood remake

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Whoever invented the "racist groupchat" is the Harriet Tubman of our time, for such groupchats are underground railroads for the soul of the American desk-slave in search of sanctuary from the iron fem-fist of Master Abby Grossberg

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It’s a Sailer world. We’re just noticing in it

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Congrats on quitting coffee, the one drug you can do with your grandmother

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Is there anything worse at this point

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Crime exploding, corpse in the White House, economy in tatters, drug-addled zombies own the streets, gas nearing $10, world war on the brink, citizens on trial in a kangaroo court for protesting a non credible election…and all Discourse People can talk about 24/7 is drag queens

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Famous moral quandary known as The Dahmer Dilemma

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“Weird” is the n-word for independent thinkers

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I think about ROSEANNE every time the empathy witches begin circling. How they wanted her dead for a throwaway joke that made fun of a woman in power. How they literally murdered her in her own tv show, which they stole from her. How they got her closest friends to dance on her

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Needless to say nobody who celebrated or even semi-ironically joked about this kid getting robbed deserves to be alive

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Thread 🧵

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Wikipedia devolving from a libertarian democratic treasure to a monstrous tool of the stasi (as depicted with sinister perfection in Tar) is one of the saddest stories of the entire internet and a major indictment of the spiritual integrity of its founders

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1 year

If your friends are leftists, you have no friends

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Social media gets a lot of deserved flack for how it ruins minds and souls, but in earlier times, creatures like “TizzyEnt” could walk among you posing as a merely stupid concerned citizen misled by an oversized heart, instead of the soot-blooded moral vampires they actually are

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It's clear a lot of people simply don't get what the actual problem is in that video. It was never about "stealing a bike"

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@JabariBrisport You’re a disgrace to your ancestors

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George Floyd story was confirmed fake by 2021. Anyone with an ounce of independent thought and courage knew that Chauvin got a show trial and the evidence exonerated him. Since "anyone with an ounce of independent thought and courage" excludes enlightened centrists and

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Replace “Russian” with “black people” and how does it sound?

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“Libtards” was trending. I’m almost in tears

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@nypost “Cancel culture is so over, wokeness isn’t real”

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The reason leftists like this are inspired to lynch a man who acted in self-defense by instantly framing his act as "murder" is because they are pussies, they resent anyone who isn't a pussy, and their entire ideology is a scheme to congratulate themselves for moral cowardice

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@annakhachiyan @tradcatboy @our_daily_pain I use "murder" to signal violently attacking someone to death. You're all fussing over mean replies, "vile replies". What's meaner than any reply is murder and what people are upset at you and your pals about are vile things said to excuse and laud murder.

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Merry Christmas

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For those unaware of how pussified they are: Being man enough to "cross state lines" and defend innocent fellow Americans and their property from politically-sponsored terrorist mob events is morally superior to staying home and both-sidesing on Twitter

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This is the first time in history that the dissenting opinion of a Supreme Court ruling justified the ruling better than any majority opinion ever could

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This is exactly the letter you’re forced to write when a family member leaves your cult

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I am sharing a personal statement that my family and I have made in response to my brother’s announcement.

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As a prostitute, I am here to tell you that men — no matter how fancy their cufflinks, no matter how much they pay you for the pleasure of your elevated company — only want one thing...

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Men are werewolves As an escort, I'd have dinner with an intelligent, perceptive man - ceo or something - and I'd think, no way he's a werewolf. When we end up in bed, he'll remain himself, conscious, alert. But no; they transformed every time into an unrecognizable sex creature.

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Just dawned on me how fucking funny the DNC is going to be

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@nypost Jordan Neely did not have a family

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Will anyone notice?

Imani Gandy (Orca’s Version) ⚓️

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Black women should get the day off tomorrow. Yes all of us.

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Trump won this election so fast they have to have an additional one

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@JuanchoRadek Now. here.

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Every stupid little empathy witch, who thinks Americans should be in prison for voting Republican or defending themselves from violent freaks on subways, harangued you for months that this obviously guilty murderous rapist psychopath was innocent because Netflix

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Takes a while for word to travel round but “I don’t listen to podcasts” is now fully the equivalent of “I don’t own a TV” in terms of cringe, Sontag-in-the-90s snootiness fyi

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@espn This headline is almost as evil as the lying gold digger who ruined this great pitcher’s career

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Cooking is the one skill that's both totally attractively masculine and totally attractively feminine so OF COURSE it's gone out of style in our genderless grubhub society

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Before you judge leftists for cheering on the demise of that submarine consider the high likelihood that the billionaires on board are their parents

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Happy birthday Camille Paglia!

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One thing that growing up under leftist influence never teaches you is the sheer, uncomplicated, unadulterated joy of watching Democrats lose

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@Cernovich Empathy witches

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“Dad, what did you do today?” “Ratted out my drug dealer from college for a fleeting moment of approval from Democrats before I go down in history forever as a little bitch, son”

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I believe the coup story because it bears all the hallmarks of classic Russian leadership: insanely bold action, awkward reversal, lose-lose dithering as next move decided, vacation to Belarus

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BANSHEES OF INISHERIN is a movie about being stupid Irish and depressed, disguised as a folk tale about Irish Alzheimers (where you forget everything but your grudges), leavened by try-hard stage play humor of the Aaron Sorkin School of Cloying Dialogue, and worse than trash.

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Edward Snowden is a peerless example of how it's possible to be brave, even heroic, and still an absolute retard nobody should ever listen to

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The DNC is the only reason you're not currently enjoying a second-term Sanders and a sane Supreme Court.

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Old news but it’s important to remember that lockdown shelter-in-place snitch on your neighbor face-cover fascism is the only form of government suitable to trauma liberalism, which is why “Trump is a Nazi” was always a confession of desire more than fear

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I think expecting people to instantly give up on 15 months of fundamental changes to their behavior and lives, and pathologizing and mocking any hesitancy, is unrealistic, cruel and frankly bizarre

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It is possible for Covid to be real, and fake at the same time

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Joan Didion’s most significant achievement was to not become a woman writer

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Your fucked up sexual imagination is not a civil rights issue except for the people you’re forcing to hear about it

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@NikkiHaley Damn even her shoes support the military industrial complex

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In California women do rule, that’s why everything’s on fire and people are living in tents

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California Gov. @GavinNewsom : "Women are smarter in politics, smarter in civics, they're smarter in economics. Women rule."

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The soy-boy revolution began with “boneless wings” but y’all not ready to have that conversation

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Gen Z deserves Nobel Prize for curing youth envy

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@StephenKing Democrats don’t read your books anymore bc you’re a white man fyi

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Delivery sucks. Takeout sucks. Why get a soggy, congealed clump of a meal to stink up your home when you can sit at a restaurant, be served like a king, imbibe the atmosphere, eat fresh, and even encourage the comedy aspirations of your waitress with a well timed smack on the ass

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I honestly do think Margot Robbie is mid. Sorry. Here is a thread of actresses who were all devastatingly more beautiful than her. Shirley Temple

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Real artists don’t “make art” lol

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Michael Moore’s most remarkable achievement in life was not becoming trans

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Video games should be designed for old people. Much healthier for them to go on imaginative adventures that keep reflexes sharp than spend all day before the MSNBCNNFOXNEWSALEXJONES outrage slots until they turn into sour pickled vegetables

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What’s up with socialists freaking out whenever people socialize?

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Joan Rivers becomes all the more immortal as we learn that every other Jewish edgelord comedienne (Sarah Silverman, Howard Stern, Sacha Baron Cohen) shatters against the mental wall at 50

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You should serve on juries. You’ve got nothing better to do (all jobs are fake now) and you can scroll during breaks. You need to stop being a pussy and start spinstermaxxing into the type of person who always gets picked for a jury

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The future of the Republican Party

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Empathy is private. Something you learn from friendship, from literature, from endless painful misunderstandings. Public empathy is an evil scam designed to exploit your vulnerability as an imperfect human to sell you a Lexus, a tuition, or a big oozing vagina for president

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Friendly reminder: male horniness is the only reason you exist

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The most effective skincare routine is having the courage of your convictions

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@fox_milder He stole that from Bush

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Never forget

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Never interact with affluent oppressed people

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@GraduatedBen When cowardice is venerated, even the most basic virtuous actions trigger the mob

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Sam Harris will never be Hitchens because he’s not funny, witty, literary, or interesting. Has no sense of culture or taste for art. The only thing he had in common with Hitch was atheism (gay, boring) and opposition to Islamic fascism (good, obvious). His popularity is purely a

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That’s why he will never be Hitchens. Hitch for all his flaws never shied away from taking a brave stance

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The most unrealistic scene in any show or movie is when two women are talking to each other about something other than a man

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You’re a worthless art-hating creature with no soul who will accomplish absolutely nothing with your life. That should trouble you more than icon Judy Garland wearing black face in a movie to entertain people 100 years ago

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two movies. a year apart. same bitch. shoutout to Gen Z for teaching me this.

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@Cernovich They learned that a slow, drawn out coup of a thousand slings and arrows is a better play than something quick and easy that leaves no doubt. Most people just gradually surrender, demoralized, to a new reality. So much cleaner than JFK. Unless “eternal vigilance”…

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@mcuban You’re just a pussy who knows better but votes Democrat for social approval

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Has the Mexican music industry considered producing a second song?

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Is it legal to call the Sandy Hook families “grievance whores”?

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If I’m Ben Shapiro and I really want to help Israel, I’d go off the air for a while

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I've noticed a growing trend of uppity zoomer Armenian grad school girls who learned to use their heritage as an offramp for woke bullshit in application essays unaware at how much shame they bring to their ancestors by cheapening their history to score "brown"ie points. Not

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@CalltoActivism Great example of why actors need scripts

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Ayn Rand is a bad writer, and perhaps the most overrated novelist in history. Dismissed by all respectable critics and intellectuals, Atlas Shrugged nevertheless polled as the most influential book on Americans after the Bible, a sad testament to our nation's conformist habits.

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They want to memoryhole your momma’s big juicy tits

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Huge psyop of our time is that becoming a father means forfeiting your ambitions to leave more than just a genetic mark on history. Discourages high-achievers from having kids until it's too late to have too many, and brainwashes those who do "settle down" into terminal domestic

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@EverBullll You have to say it with love

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90% of identities that were invented in the last decade are the same identity — panhandler

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Nobody’s opinion under age 30 matters

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No genuinely spiritual Christians are triggered by Nietzsche, whom they see as a kindred spirit in mad pursuit of the truth in a world of endless mystery & zero-worship. He only triggers people who wear Christianity as ideological deodorant to hide the smell of the longhouse

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“He’s become a Palestinian, but they don’t like him either because he’s a very bad Palestinian”

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Not looking forward to Zoomers hitting their 50s and suddenly realizing their entire youth was robbed and throwing fits of sperg-rage at the only old people still alive (me)

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@lotus__point I know a woman (from Chicago) who was so obsessed with him that after he died she became nonbinary

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We do not live in a free market economy. We live in a world where Fox News just fired their most profitable man by far (tanking their primetime ratings by more than half) because of complaints from some worthless, hideous, no-talent office femthing in new york who never met him.

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