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I tweet for myself. Amusing you is just an added bonus. || Utah Man | Insomniac | Awkward | Pedantic know-it-all | Stat nerd | Mediocre gamer | she/her

Salt Lake City, UT
Joined June 2009
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What we are not going to do is pit Simone Biles against Taylor Swift. Both are badass women who are at the top of their respective fields. Let’s celebrate both.
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@BisHilarious My dad does this with himself, except it’s to get his own nap. He turns on some random golf tournament and is out like a light in 20 minutes.
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@Aonghus_Carone American here. This exact same thing happens after every single report of a mass shooting here. It’s exhausting. The attack isn’t even over before they start with their rhetoric. Some people are racist, some people are doing it for propaganda and some people just love drama.
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@VVFriedman You’re the fashion editor for the New York Times so I assume you know that it’s a fundraiser for the Met and she probably got her ticket paid for by a designer so it was free for her. That begs the question…why are you being intentionally obtuse?
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@baddestmamajama Yes, and I made multiple food products before figuring out which was the correct meal. My guess was “most of a BLT.”
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@HartfordBrewer @ScotchOikos They are very aggressively hoping you have a fun vacation.
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@michaelharriot She is also regularly among the top execution scores so I’m not sure where they get “no great performance” from.
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@TheSunUS A guy who made his career sharing a love of reading with children calling the banning of children’s books “bullshit” is not a blunder. It is a statement of fact and should be applauded.
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I just saw Grace McCallum at Target. I don’t know what the protocol for grown adults seeing their favorite gymnasts is but I just ignored her and immediately tweeted.
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@CarolineMoss Not my therapist, but this Reddit comment from earlier this week about depression was great.
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@hufflinger @pixelatedboat I didn’t realize until the “17 hours a day” thing because I know he watches more Fox News than that would allow.
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@djdono73 @nick_ponton Because the head of Waffle House has a more thorough understanding of hurricanes than "tremendously big and tremendously wet.”
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@notcapnamerica The hair and giant earrings are perfect.
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@TravelMSM @MrTooDamnChris I looked into Tim Ballard and Operation Underground Railroad a few years ago and other organizations who fight human trafficking don’t have many good things to say about him. I can be against child trafficking and be against Tim Ballard portraying himself as a Jesus figure.
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@GoodLuckChuck12 @MattWalshBlog All these rules are sexist and victim blame.
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@NotJulieStrano @sarahdessen . @Harry_Styles had a great quote on this in Rolling Stone:
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I am not a kid person. I don’t have kids. I don’t want kids. I don’t like spending more than an hour around any kids. I would GLADLY take an increase in my own taxes to pay for kids to get free food at school and increased funding for education in general.
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Utah families plagued by $2.8 million in school meal debt, data shows
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@SamoreCake @FOX26Houston There are unlucky people whose entire jobs will now entail going through those files in hopes of identifying who the perpetrators and victims are.
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@hilaryveach @chrissyteigen Yeah both are nice but, like, my apartment is half a block from a McDonald’s.
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@GoodReddit Is that a DP pencil holder?
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If you have to go back a century and a half to point out when you were the progressive party, you're doing it wrong.
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. @RCamposDuffy : "It was Republicans who freed the slaves. It was Republicans who fought for 40 years to give women the right to vote."
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@BryanFunkFeole @HartfordBrewer @ScotchOikos It is also about the Chicago Bulls during one of their post-championship victory parades.
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@MsKellyMHayes I’m honestly very worried that I’m going to catch a serious disease and not notice until it’s too late because my chronic illness-laden baseline is “perpetually miserable.”
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@GreggSerota @Eberly_M Exactly 15 Skittles.
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@DapperDomo @SaraJBenincasa Pete Davidson already told Kanye everything he needs to say:
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6 years
@Toddgeri4 @mpj214 @MichaelAHughes6 @MittRomney Watch the Mormon episode of South Park, take out the snark and sarcasm and you have a pretty accurate summary of the founding of the church. There was no cave.
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@MrsPA_C My chat with my husband while I was waiting in my exam room for my annual exam:
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@clhubes He was born in the mid-80s so my guess is this.
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Roger is my kind of dog.
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Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!
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@AndreaWoo @InternetHippo I'm 95% sure Trump prints those out and gives them to Spicer to show.
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@notcapnamerica People seem to think there are no serial killers anymore. They’re still here. They just got smarter by targeting homeless people, sex workers and minority populations that police don’t care about investigating. All the ones who target pretty white girls get caught early.
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@Ugarles @greg_doucette This apparently happened in 2020. The athlete who filed the lawsuit apparently came in sixth in the race she was complaining about, so she’s not even the ‘fastest girl in that race.’ She also beat the trans athlete in a race two days later.
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@Matt_S_Stephens I don’t know a lot about Satan worshippers, but I doubt giving Satan a lap dance then killing him is what a worshipper would do. Would a dedicated Christian do that with Jesus? Of course not.
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@opinionfix @LiQuiD112 I’m hoping that whatever is or isn’t done during the broadcast is based on what Peter prefers. He should be able to dictate the visibility on the stream completely, imo.
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It’s interesting that some BYU fans claim Utah fans are just people who couldn’t get into BYU when BYU’s starting quarterback is only there because he couldn’t get into the U.
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@PhillisKathy @ChayaRaichik10 According to his resume, he keeps getting promoted so it would appear so.
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@derekevry @DanaSchwartzzz She is. And we’re entitled to criticize it if we want.
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There is a man being interviewed who is crying and saying he feels horrible that he escaped instead of trying to take the shooter down. He says he’s lived his life and that the kids there are so young. This is heartbreaking. #Borderline
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@alarmallama @k_a_aitch Last time this happened to me was on the interstate near an overpass. I was driving my husband’s car so instead of thinking, “I’m going to fall off the overpass and die,” I was thinking, “[Husband] is going to kill me if I dent his car sliding on the snow.”
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@snaggen @TheSciBabe @janlindgren @DrJenGunter He WAS able to determine that two 64-packs equal 128 tampons, so I’ll give him one point for that.
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Look I fixed the ESPN broadcast layout. #NCAAGym
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@MetroUK_Life I thought this was going to be about taking advantage of WFH by only working a few hours a day and shirking some of your responsibilities, but no. It’s about maintaining a healthy work-life balance and not doing unpaid labor. And people are actually saying this is a BAD thing.
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@PergolaDavid @KevOnStage Meanwhile Boomers can’t figure out how to do basic office tasks on a computer, and they find it to be a positive character trait.
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It’s true. As I was sitting in RES on Saturday watching the Utes win their 11th game of the season, which aired on national TV because they’re the number 5 team in the country, I sipped my Mtn Dew and thought, “Man, I envy BYU’s sponsorships.”
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Utah may beat BYU on the field but no denying BYU is far more dominant with their TV affiliation with ESPN, clothing with Nike and beverages with Coca-Cola Products.
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@Chapp1echap @OliverJia1014 @PennieAlan82546 @AltHistCody It seems a little silly to complain so much and write newspaper articles about something that is easily fixable but you refuse to fix.
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@ProfBootyPhD @baddestmamajama Yeah, it came out in 95. I’d call it an Xer song.
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@Khaleesi_BoC @rikkigarcia @GoodLuckChuck12 @MattWalshBlog Describe to me how a man would dress immodestly.
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@poovey_pamela @RexChapman I was so confused for a second.
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@Leron_518 Article I read said he was there on attempted assault charges for threatening to kneecap a guy. Attorney recommended probation, judge said jail would be better, he jumped her.
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@cdeexxo @jaymesblond There were people creating fake accounts pretending to be her and trying to con money out of people with a gofundme.
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@rwcaps @jonbecker_ I feel the same way about cheeseburgers. The meat is what matters.
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I feel like making “ex-Mormon” your entire personality is a really unhealthy and honestly kind of pathetic thing.
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@Khaleesi_BoC @rikkigarcia @GoodLuckChuck12 @MattWalshBlog And how modesty and chastity do not place the responsibility on the potential victim (male or female).
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@JenksTheDoctor @moorehn The testosterone didn’t make him say that her trying to resist him made her look more “feminine.” The dude was a rapist on his own. The testosterone just made him horny.
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@damnimfat @Gillette Because it mentioned MeToo and that triggers them.
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@notcapnamerica “I love that for you.”
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4 years
I hope Zach Wilson gets drafted and plays in the NFL. The world needs more Julian Blackmon interception highlight vids.
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@EmmaRoulstone If people with type 1 diabetes needed insulin for everyday living, they would’ve had the ability to make enough at birth.
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@SuspendingJack @bangyababy “So dramatically bored” is such a good descriptor.
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@latimesent Well that’s disappointing.
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@hulucthulhu @mmfa That’s the problem. There are people who trust him. And as much as we’d all like to ignore it and pretend it doesn’t exist, we have to realize his sensationalism is a real thing that impacts people.
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@mstratford I don’t even have a child and I’m fine with it. Having millions of people crippled by debt is not a good thing.
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@CarterFGlenn @nocontextcfb No one north of the Mason-Dixie would make that fatal error.
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@rothschildmd @AlexThomasDC @atrupar In fairness, we’ve been distracted by a whole bunch of other shady, stupid and illegal things he’s done since then and we don’t have enough hours in the day to be appropriately angry and outraged about every terrible thing he does.
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@ajzeigler Treating women fairly means we critique them on their positions and actions the same way we would critique men, not accepting or dismissing them simply because they are women.
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@LoKey_LoSki @yumcoconutmilk The family that used him for millions of dollars and has a pattern of terrible lies? Yeah, let’s believe their version of it.
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Any claims that marijuana ruins your life are completely stupid. Smoking pot at BYU is the best thing to ever happen to Francis Bernard. #GoUtes
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@kahdojay @EdClowes @AP That’s his work chair. The other chair is his watching chair.
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@thedailybeast Is this first in a 604,200-part series about the professions of people followed by Obama’s twitter account? Fun!
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@ElementOfGoon @AnarchOnion In fairness to all of us, someone saying “I’d rather put a gun in my mouth” when Ben Shapiro is involved is an extremely likely scenario.
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@MRaff57 @MattWalshBlog Kerri Strug was sexually, mentally and physically abused, as were the rest of her teammates and hundreds of other gymnasts, and agreeing to compete while injured is a result of that abusive relationship. She also didn’t need to compete the vault - the US would’ve still won.
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We are, however, free to pit Jonathan Owens and the Packers against Travis Kelce and the Chiefs because that is what football is all about.
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3 years
Oh no.
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A UCLA fan said attendance is down because ticket prices have gone up and are now unaffordable. I checked on StubHub and tickets to the Utah game start at $48. $48.
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Since my fave @TeamSoloMid and husband's @clgaming are playing in the #LCS Finals, we have a divorce lawyer on retainer for this weekend.
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@tap3000 @MetroOpinion @theothercoogan You must be in your mid-20s. Tons of people talked about the inappropriateness of Eminem’s lyrics. It was a huge issue back when he first came out. The difference is that Eminem isn’t the one who has spent the last five years embarrassing himself with his textbook manic behavior.
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@aaronmhill @Teh_Red @booday @bootytai @NomeDaBarbarian @Cpin42 I don’t know how. He’s had the same address for 150 years.
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@maxwphillips @RadishHarmers It’s intentionally ambiguous and designed to get engagement. Both interpretations are technically correct which means everyone gets to feel smart and argue about the other people being wrong. No real math test would ask the question formatted like that.
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@JaviTopStix @JRizz1664 @CNN No it isn’t. There’s no rule that people have to spend their time and money on certain things. No one has to have children.
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@thesundaytimes “I created the conversation”
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@RileyFosterPDX @bad_takes "Kendrick Lamar at the Alaska State Fair" just sounds like a mismatch.
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6 years
@eliseawilliams It’s at Georgia Elite Gymnastics. They instagrammed it a couple days ago.
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@notcapnamerica The Reddit AITA sub is filled with these kinds of people.
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3 years
@C4Marchitecture @michaelharriot A single nut adds 26 minutes? I can eat two nuts with my hot dog and call it good.
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I just spent three hours calculating NCAA football player revenue shares on google sheets, so now you have to hear about it, too.
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@tMETGALA Elliot embracing being a man at the Met Gala with a boring black suit.
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@ayeloads @chrissyteigen Hot Tiger would definitely help old ladies across the street and randomly give you flowers.
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@RealPatrickWebb @BNONews That dude is way too enthused to tell this story.
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2 years
@IwriteOK Half of mass shooters were suicidal at the time of the shooting and most expected to die during the attack - for many shooters, an attack is just a complicated suicide. The risk of serious injury or death isn’t going to deter them. The death penalty isn’t going to deter them.
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@HeatherRose24 @joshtpm He knows. The people foaming at the mouth by his claims don’t.
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8 years
Green's Law: "As an online discussion in Utah grows longer, the probability of it turning into an argument about Mormonism approaches 1."
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@jodieegrace @anugov1 Fun fact: The Greek pronunciation of phi is actually fee. Pi is pronounced pee.
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If they’d reseeded after regionals: Semifinal 1: Utah - 198.225 Florida - 197.400 LSU - 197.475 Kentucky - 197.125 Semifinal 2: OU - 198.1625 Cal - 196.9125 UCLA - 197.9125 Denver - 196.500 Utah, OU, UCLA, LSU to Finals. #NCAAGym
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@SamSettlemanDB Teams should be re-seeded before semifinals. Shift the brackets based on seeds after regionals.
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@flimflamsammy @KevinMKruse They like to include Lincoln when it’s convenient. “Lincoln was a Republican and he freed the slaves so they GOP can’t be racist!”
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