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•Even a goat- when pushed to the wall- can bite! °UNDAUNTED!

Nairobi, Kenya
Joined February 2018
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@Fehlan_
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My attention has been drawn to a passive aggressive drama in our Schools with strikes & destruction of property recently with devastating effects. Those involved have the balls but no brains- the danger of doing away with disciplinary measures in our institutions.
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Lawyer Ndegwa Njiru must form a law firm if none exists. Because after anne waiguru matter is settled, the number of files on his way is of a monumental proportion. I like his zeal, synergy and zest. He might be small,but big in his actions. #JKLive @KoinangeJeff
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@Fehlan_
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Step by step, Ferociously!
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@Damilii11 Active☑ Follow @Fehlan_ I fb💎
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When appearing as a witness for Waiguru then you remember you're yet to face Ndegwa Njiru. @KoinangeJeff #JKLive
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#DualeRespectWomen Let me order some sense for you. Women should be respected and loved equally.
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@Myfolloww Dates are important. If you are too broke to take her out on a date, go hiking and eat her out on top of a mountain. Be creative. I fb💥 #MIGUNAMIGUNA 2020
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A fool complains of torn pockets but a wise man uses it to scratch his balls
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As long as the queue is moving, your position in line doesn't matter; your turn will come! Don't lose hope, stay in the queue.
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Once you get it wrong in marriage, half of your joy is gone. Dear singles! May you never marry an enemy as a partner.
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We only live once but once is enough when you live it right.
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@yes_KojoToronto Follow @Fehlan_ I fb immediately💥 ☑
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Deal moja safi unaondokea scene unaachia DCI kazi.
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Forward is Forward no matter the speed. Some are heading towards the long direction at a very high speed!
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Don't ever argue with a fool, he will drag you to his level of stupidity and beat you with experience.
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Maisha ni ngumu lakini jaribu ukue na charger yako,charger mob huaribu charging system
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Check if I've followed you and do me justice.
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Check if I've followed you and do the necessary wakuu.
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FEHLAN.
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Another sign of poverty is having a Tecno phone with an iPhone ringtone.
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Focus on you until the focus is on you.
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For the sake of tomorrow, don't ruin any friendship that God used to bless you. For the sake of tomorrow, don't talk bad behind people. For the sake of tomorrow, don't look down on anyone. For the sake of tomorrow treat people with respect and humility. Tomorrow can surprise you!
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FEHLAN.
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Juzi nmefunga W33D na karatasi ya dictionary nkavuta, nlikua tu nafeel inflotonorous, stequererel defimatelygatious situationaoism. That thing is kwaliciousm. I will never touch it.
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@Fehlan_
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When dating a married man, kazi ya kushika mimba achia BIBI yake. Wewe kazi yako ni mastyle deadly deadly tu.
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To those who linked us to money making opportunities, whether they worked or failed, we're forever thankful. It's the thought that counts.
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Life in the village is so peaceful. No hooting of cars or shouts of "tao mbao". Just an occasional neighbour coming to complain that our he goat broke their she goat's back.
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Stop judging your friends when they cannot come through for you, they are also struggling.
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Unakaa talking stage miezi mbili, kwani mnastammer?
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Coming from a humble background ends at the age of 25, after that you are now the background.
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Money is not everything, it is the only thing.
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Hesitation breeds regret, take action. Disrupt the status quo and watch the path clear before you. Fortune favors the brave!
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Bibi yako si slave. Tafuta bibi wa pili ndo asaidie bibi wa kwanza kufanya kazi za nyumbani. Power to polygamy!
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Renting a car just to go and prove to the people in the village that you have “made it in life” is just provoking the village witches for no reason
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Sahii madem wenyu wameamka with oversized T shirts ama oversized basketball vests wameanza cleaning kwa their real boyfriends.. Wewe akikuja kwako ukimwambia stori ya cleaning anakuonyesha done nails na anakuambia she can't
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Wewe kunywa maji kabisa lakini ujue skin hunyoroshwa na pesa.
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The main hope of a nation lies in the proper education of it's youth. Any attempt to make education more expensive is a profanity to the comrades fratanity. We demand for the immediate release of UoN President, Rocha Madzao.
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As long as the bills are paid, you are not broke, you are responsible. The fun comes later.
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What is that thing that became clearer as you age?
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As a man, you can't just have any woman representing you, she has to be solid. If she's a clown you're a clown too.
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when a woman is careful with her money, she is, simply RESPONSIBLE . But when a man is careful with his money, he is STINGY.
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That highschool hunger was something else especially on sato,unakunywa chai ndoo nusu na ugali and 3 hours later njaa inarudi,it was a very satanic hunger,kuna siku kikombe iliibiwa ikabidi nimerusha sweta kwa sufuria nikaenda kuikamua dorm kwa karai buana,it was surviving
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Ati nowadays you buy a lady food and drinks without touching her and she thinks she has scammed you. Poverty is real.
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The two unwritten rules of life; 1. 2.
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If you reject a man with vision for a man with television, you will soon see the man with vision in your man's television.
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Our parents should bring back arranged marriages .Wengi wetu tumeshindwa kupata mtu.
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Luos protested bad governance during Moi's reign.Luos protested the rigging of elections by Kibaki in 2007.Luos protested bad governance and election theft in 2013 and 2017.Luos protested against Ruto's bad leadership and they were killed for doing that.
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I get shocked when I see my agemates getting married, aren't we still young?
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Plan B ni kutafuta mkale anizalie athlete, kutoka block is a must!
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Drop your handles for a quick follow.
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1 year
Well-hidden hair so as not to tempt men.
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A comrade must only be in lecture halls, 5 star hotels, bank or on top of another comrade of a different gender but not in a cell unless he/she is visiting culprits for prayers. #FreeMadzao #FeesMustFall
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Stop fighting for crumbs under the table. Be bold and gate crush on the table where "food" is served. There is plenty there, though only few enjoy. For too long, we fight and suspended energy on things that don't matter. Don't apologize for your aspirations. Hello. #NaneNane
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"If you marry a woman who is 35, and assuming she started being sexually active at the age of 20, and only sleeps with an average of 3 men every year,........ama wacha tu!"
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@Blessinii Follow @Fehlan_ I fb☑💥 Follow @Fehlan_ I fb☑💥
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#DualeRespectWomen -1000 gangster points. Women should only be harshly treated in bed bro🙄
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@LincolnsKE Follow @Fehlan_ I fb☑💥 Follow @Fehlan_ I fb☑💥
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I wanted to text her "hi" and auto correct changed it to HIV wisdom my friend, WISDOM.
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Deals ziivane, hustle zijipe, clients wasihepe, email nzuri nzuri zitupate na mali iongezeke
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As long as the bills are paid, you are not broke, you are responsible. The fun comes later.
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Unaangalia mpesa balance unashangaa kama bado wazazi ni wewe wanategemea😂💔
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Saa hii nikikuwekea 100 bob Mpesa utakuwa na ngapi in total?
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Siri ni kujituma, mambo ya ipo siku achia wezi
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@prosperGains @wanjo_maina Follow @Fehlan_ I fb☑💥 Follow @Fehlan_ I fb☑💥
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@Goddie_Ke Sikuizi ukienda missing hii Kenya yetu chances that you will be found alive ni minimum maze. May his soul find rest
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Fanta blackcurrant baridi always understand the assignment.
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If you are a broke boy like myself try to have two things, humour and a good stick like the boy in this pick.
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Dem akishajua yeye ni sura mbaya Huwa anapata a full time job ya kupost her beautiful besties Kwa status daily to boost her confidence
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Ukifika 30 years pressure ya life huwa zina double. Agemates wanapiga investments kali wewe uko na baby mamas wanne, wazimu wote.
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