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@FearDept
Fear Dept. 🇺🇸
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Your food is fake, your news is fake, your democracy is fake, but your fears are 100% natural, organic and Grade A USDOF certified.
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@FearDept
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Mission Accomplished
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Twenty years ago the idea of a #NoFlyList was un-American. Then 9/11 happened and Bush started one. Obama made it permanent. Biden will make it cool.
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@FearDept
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Our wars good. Russia war bad.
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@FearDept
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We have suspended @zerohedge account. Please follow @MSNBC and @Bloomberg . Thanks.
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@FearDept
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Hillary: Fear Trump! He's so aggressive he could start a world war! Obama: I'm using my last weeks in office to back Russia into a corner.
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@FearDept
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Free speech is a privilege granted by our tech partners to citizens who don't contradict our media partners.
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BREAKING: Our DHS has issued a press release stating that DHS intends to defy the orders of the judge.
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@FearDept
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To prevent Russia from influencing the next election, Facebook and Google will be deciding the outcome.
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During the Obama admin, when our rockets destroyed schools in Yemen and sleeping families in Pakistan, Rachel avoided "tearing up" by not mentioning such events on air. #professionalism
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In the wake of 9/11, John McCain was among the first to propose starting wars throughout the Middle East. For McCain, Iraq was just the beginning. #RIP
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@FearDept
Fear Dept. 🇺🇸
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Our #Ivermectin fear campaign continues. You'd think the drug had killed quite a few people by the way we're demonizing it. (Anytime we put this much effort into fear-mongering something as harmless as Ivermectin you know something vital to our corporate partners is at stake.)
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People say the Iraq War was a waste. Not true. Technologies tested on Iraqis have proven useful against our own population. #Ferguson
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Gallup asked, which country is the biggest threat to world peace? via @sasha031 http://t.co/cTqUJ9h6ye
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If your father can assassinate at will, you can smoke whatever you want. Malia Obama knows how our system works.
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Which candidate will you vote for (or have you voted for) in the election tomorrow?
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@FearDept
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According to our media partner, it was a "retaliatory" strike. #BestPractices
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@FearDept
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We can do for Ukraine what we did for Afghanistan, Iraq, Syria, and Libya. It's not too late.
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@FearDept
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In the past 24 hrs we've - Blocked @RT_com 's UK bank account - Cut off @Wikileaks ' Internet - Had @CNN claim it's illegal to read @Wikileaks
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@FearDept
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The purpose of warning Russia not to use chemical weapons is to convince our citizens Russia is likely to use them. When we allege Putin gassed some Ukrainian children, it will seem plausible.
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*STOLTENBERG: USE OF CHEMICAL WEAPONS WILL HAVE WIDE CONSEQUENCE
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@FearDept
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The Russians have weaponized humor. No more jokes at our expense. We're not going to take it anymore.
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To deafening cheers, Mark Zuckerberg announced the biggest tax-avoidance scheme in history.
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@FearDept
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The United States Department of Fear is a proud partner of the Pharmaceutical Industry.
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Standing before Congress, before our guys who sign the checks that fuel most of the world's conflicts, the Pope said: http://t.co/PzWsoMCzVL
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Conflicting testimony from witnesses, but no need for a proper trial.
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As long as you're inside your home and you don't go online, you're fully protected by the First Amendment. #remember
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" #ThankYouObama for not bombing our convoys as we crossed the open desert."
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@FearDept
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Russia invading Ukraine would do for our defense partners what coronavirus escaping from a laboratory did for our Pharma partners.
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@FearDept
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80-years-old and want marijuana for chronic pain? Sorry, not enough research. Your toddler misbehaves? See to your doctor about Prozac.
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We're thinking of blaming the DDoS on the Russians.
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The United States Department of Fear is a proud partner of the Airline Industry
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When we kill civilians it's a mistake; when Russians or Syrians do it, it's a war crime. #reminder
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Media tip: If Israeli soldiers are injured, that's your headline. If Palestinian civilians are killed, last line. http://t.co/O0L940WWaR
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This is the part where our media partners persuade the brainwashed masses that they haven't been brainwashed. #MassFormationPsychosis
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Members of high risk groups vaccinated, today Londoners protested continued lockdowns and vaccine passports. Our media partners worldwide have been instructed not to cover the protest, described as the largest the UK has seen in 20 years.
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@FearDept
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Good news! Citizens are responding appropriately to the President's address: http://t.co/GbxCffgRQk
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Kabul, 1979: Afghan women marching for labor rights. In the '80s we worked with the Saudis to solve this problem.
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#ObamaProtest has NEVER trended. Not for • Libya war • Syria war • Yemen war • Drone strikes How many's Trump killed? LOL #TrumpProtest
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No other democratic system offers its citizens so much anxiety in return for making so little difference to their lives. #exceptionalism
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Kabul, 1972 (before we started trying to save them). via @LowlandsSN
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It took 60 text messages to convince an autistic teen to buy some pot, but we finally arrested him. http://t.co/dArimFW2wy
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Worldwide Travel Alert in effect: • Nowhere is safe now • Travel fearfully • Base your itinerary on speculation about ISIS targets
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We don't care there are no jobs. We don't care if the bank took your home. No, we don't care if you can't breathe. #ICantBreathe
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@FearDept
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Not since the Kennedy administration has a President spoken like this.
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
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Does the USA want to be the Policeman of the Middle East, getting NOTHING but spending precious lives and trillions of dollars protecting others who, in almost all cases, do not appreciate what we are doing? Do we want to be there forever? Time for others to finally fight.....
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Today Obama was asked 5 questions about #TheInterview , and none about #TortureReport . The press corps is doing a stellar job.
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In 2019 we dropped bombs on Syria, Iraq, Yemen, Afghanistan. Our 2020 defense budget is $738 billion. Meanwhile, in 2019 China built 8,000 km of railways, 330,000 km highways, 385 km of canals, 5 major airports. China's 2020 infrastructure budget is over $384 billion.
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Recent conspiracy theories propagated by NYT - "Saddam has WMD!" - "Gaddafi's plotting a massacre!" - "Assad launched a chemical attack!"
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Both @Partisangirl and @Ian56789 have been persistent in exposing our Syria agenda. We tolerated them for years. But with our case for intervention collapsing and these critics' audiences growing, the time had come to destroy their reputations.
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Video: Response by @PartisanGirl who the UK government and the Guardian falsely called a Kremlin bot
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At #Olympics opening ceremonies: - Kim Jong Un’s sister stood & clapped for Team America - VP Mike Pence didn't acknowledge N Korea and host country's athletes What better way to get across the message that their kids mean nothing to us?
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Today in America 65% support assassination, 51% torture. And watching a comedy about killing a foreigner is considered human right. #success
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#ObamaProtest never trended over Libya, arms to Syria, drone strikes on Pakistan, bombs on Yemen. And Trump has done what? LOL #TrumpProtest
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@FearDept
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After 9/11 we told our citizens the terrorists hate them for their freedoms. Then we got to work passing USA Patriot Act and FISA, shredding the Bill of Rights, setting up DHS, TSA, DoF etc. Today no terrorist can hate our citizens for freedoms they no longer enjoy. #progress
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If you're among the 7.1 billion people living overseas hoping not to get bombed, welcome to our #electionday coverage.
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In our system, the role of the Press is to discourage citizens from questioning official government policies.
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Citizens who have taken the time to educate themselves about the *actual* risks associated with various FDA approved drugs don't feel reassured by the words "FDA approved."
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In spite of our efforts, the Syrian occupation of Syria continues.
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Compared to ISIS: ○ Drones kill more civilians ○ Saudi Arabia beheads more maids ○ Police kill more Americans ... but give us a few years!
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- In a reckless attack, we killed dozens of Russians in Syria. - To contain public anger that could lead to WWIII, Kremlin has played down the incident. - In response, CNN is accusing the Kremlin of a cover up. #BestPractices
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Our NGO partner uses a Sept 25th photo to document Russia Sept 30th strikes against ISIS and AQ. #BestPractices http://t.co/hpAyVVu0E1
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Recommendations for fighting monkeypox: 1. Wait for the mRNA vaccine. 2. Remain indoors (we closed your park). 3. Don't exercise (we closed your gym). 4. Mask-up. 5. Keep eating those processed foods. #BillGatesBioTerrorist
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Empty your mind of the fact that Israel killed 1,523 civilians this summer and focus on today's headline. Thanks. http://t.co/uMkb2QJMSV
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We've been too busy bombing other countries' transportation infrastructure to maintain yours. #summerofhell #TrainPain4NY
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Good to have Sen. Rubio overseeing censorship of unhelpful opinions. #BestPractices
@marcorubio
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Twitter took down 2,000 accounts located in #Venezuela engaged in a "state-backed disinformation & influence campaign via @POLITICO for iOS
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We assure you the system isn't rigged. People who have dirt on our colleagues just have a way of killing themselves. And we can't keep a high value pedophile in detention under 24/7 surveillance (the way we do terrorism suspects and marijuana users).
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Everyone should now be fearful of the Monkeypox. - 95% sexually transmitted - 98% of cases are men with multiple male sex partners - 99.97% survival rate #FearAlert
@BBCBreaking
BBC Breaking News
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Monkeypox declared a global health emergency by the World Health Organization following a surge in cases
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Hooray! Google's new rules will help prevent independent journalists from earning a living. #YouTubeIsOverParty
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Today we need you fearing ISIS and Putin—in that order. Thanks.
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NYT op-ed writer @kevinroose 's proposal for "saving social media" is a mechanism to prevent independent thinkers from influencing the mainstream of public opinion. Essentially, segregate citizens into ghettos according to their beliefs. We like it.
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Rubio: "I owed over 100,000 in student loan debt." < Eliminated by selling his soul to our corporate partners. #GOPDebate
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Twitter's CEO: Followers should be able to see your ideas, but if they are retweeted, Twitter will step in and decide which ideas should spread beyond your immediate followers, and which ideas need to be contained.
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Green Party is trending. That means our Democrat Party is taking a break from blaming Russia for the performance of their candidates.
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██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ Thank you for your FOIA request.
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Every 4 years our citizens get to vote for which of two megalomaniacs should have the power to blow up the world.
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Since our side was responsible, we prefer that the headlines not indicate who set the buses on fire. #BestPractices
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Our police will seize citizens' property, auction it off, and use the proceeds to buy themselves military equipment. http://t.co/hwccW3SAOX
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When we send our troops into a country to foment rebellion, we don't expect to be shot at by men loyal to their government. It's not like we provoked anyone.
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We're committed to maintaining the illusion of democracy.
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When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in a lab coat. — @SecFear
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To deafening cheers, Mark Zuckerberg announced the biggest tax-avoidance scheme in history.
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Wishing everyone a safe #InternationalCatDay
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Our friends in NATO and the private sector who've made careers of trying to provoke the Russians are depressed. #ElectionNight
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Journalist revealed she had dirt on #United passenger. When that didn't go over well, she scripted herself as the victim. #BestPractices 👍
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#IfYourDayIsBadAlwaysRemember we could - raid your home for drugs - audit your taxes - start a world war - help your job get offshored
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Our anti-money laundering operations have a 0.1% success rate and cost $300 billion a year. AML laws pay for themselves by giving us an excuse to conduct mass surveillance and by causing innocent citizens to fear running afoul of some tricky legal code.
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Don't use Twitter to mock employees of our media partners.
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We have self-proclaimed feminists challenging a President's manhood for not risking a nuclear confrontation with Russia over the various rumors.
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So we bombed a hospital. Shit happens. The question is how can we change the subject back to Putin having bombed the wrong terrorist group?
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In this democracy, our social media partners serve as Supreme Arbiters of Truth. They're tasked with using technology to reduce the spread of unacceptable ideas, including prohibited science. Smacked down tweeter is a U.S. Congressman.
@RepThomasMassie
Thomas Massie
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Natural immunity >> vaccine immunity So why force or coerce those with natural immunity from prior infection into taking the vaccine?
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Almost everyone who trusts CNN or BBC believes we did the right thing.
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American Dream 1990s - owning a home 2000s - qualifying for a mortgage 2010s - renting a home 2020s - claiming space on sidewalk
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If we hear of someone in China catching a cold, we’ll do it all again.
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Put another way, today an unvaccinated Western woman has no more rights than an Afghan woman living under the Taliban. And her face must also be covered.
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Taliban can now claim to treat women no worse than most of our coalition partners treat the unvaccinated. - no access to higher education (US, Canada) - no domestic or international travel (Canada) - no entry to restaurants (France, UK)
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Yes, we knew a gas attack would happen. Whenever Syria is winning the war, Assad becomes desperate to turn world public opinion against him.
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Our social media partner will be deciding what's relevant to your life. #reminder
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@ggreenwald @Twitter We don’t block who you follow on your timeline. We do rank the timeline, so you may not see them there if those tweets are not as relevant as others. You can also turn this ranking off.
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When a 737NG crashed in Holland in 2009, Boeing demanded Dutch investigators blame the pilots, editing out findings (defective sensors, software, manuals) that would have prevented the #737Max crashes. #BestPractices
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One of the bedrock principles of our foreign policy is to prevent states from experimenting with alternative economic systems. If an experiment ever succeeded, the cat would be out of the bag. — @SecFear
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Target Corp CEO Brian Cornell's salary: $22 M Median Target employee pay: $23 K Target's CEO-worker pay ratio (nearly 1000:1) is the highest in Minnesota and one of the highest of all our Fortune 500 partners. #respect National averages 2020 - 278:1 1989 - 58:1 1965 - 20:1
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Our citizens know us well.
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