the humanities are so watered down that any sufficiently motivated stem student could wander into a 400 level english class and easily pubstomp the liberal arts noobs and as a society i think we need that for both the good of humanities and stem
Severe thunderstorms, including a couple of strong tornadoes and destructive hail, are expected this afternoon in the Southern Plains.
The latest forecast:
Just a reminder that voting isn't going to magically get rid of all trump supporters. They'll still be there thinking and acting the way they do regardless of what happens
Happy samaversery. On our first date I make a salmon piccata. One year later and we're eating fancy French food and still making the same salmon piccata but better buddy
Freshman bio teacher sent sexual pics to some of the girls who were flirting with him. Was engaged too. Not sure if anything beyond pics happened. As far as I know he's a pharmacist making 6 figures and married now
The trick to going viral is to keep tweeting stupid shit until the official account for the spurs coyote responds to one of them admitting to the theft of a child
TURKEY LOST. She got out this morning probably through our broken window slide. She's chipped and friendly and responses to treats and any cat food. Pls dm if you've seen her or found her. Sm area
Me to waiter: hey do you have a brown bag for me to take this tall boy in?
Waiter: no but you can peel the lable off and if a cop asks you then you can tell them it's their mommies piss