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The Scout (trick-or-treater expert)

@FastezManAlive

2 months

I saw a lot of people with one of these, so here goes mine!!

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The Scout (trick-or-treater expert)

@FastezManAlive

20 days

//I think i'm playing the wrong tf2 then

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checking if my games are woke

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The Scout (trick-or-treater expert)

@FastezManAlive

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// Thinking about this photo i took of the lesbian trans spy that killed me

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@FastezManAlive

19 days

does he need to be this extra even when he dies???...

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The Scout (trick-or-treater expert)

@FastezManAlive

1 month

HELL YEAH!!!! IM SLAYING SO GOOD IT MAKES EVERYONE ELSE LOOK STUPID!!! IM A FREAKIN FASHIONISTA!!

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The Scout (trick-or-treater expert)

@FastezManAlive

1 month

today might be the worst day ever...i discovered that my father aint tom jones and instead the freakin coward who always hides and runs away, i always thought my dad would me someone cool...and the worst part of all? thats means im...im half french...

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The Scout (trick-or-treater expert)

@FastezManAlive

19 days

hey guys this is scout from the game team fortress 2, if everyone who liked this post give me 1 dollar i can buy a lot of chicken!! oh yeah, and gay rights and stuff!

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@FastezManAlive

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The Scout (trick-or-treater expert)

@FastezManAlive

17 days

FINALLY!! CAKE TIME!!!!

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The Scout (trick-or-treater expert)

@FastezManAlive

22 days

heres my team if we were all bunnies:

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The Scout (trick-or-treater expert)

@FastezManAlive

1 month

no

SPOOKY baby 🦇

@lighterpolpos

1 month

do you guys like the gif i made

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The Scout (trick-or-treater expert)

@FastezManAlive

2 months

there....i'm a man that keeps his promises!!! now just need to finish today's mission and this will be over...

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The Scout (trick-or-treater expert)

@FastezManAlive

1 month

<3

Mick

@sirshootsalot_

1 month

@FastezManAlive @bbgunsnguns @PINKsniperTF2 Yeah, mate. You the smartest of them all.

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The Scout (trick-or-treater expert)

@FastezManAlive

1 month

yeah uhmm...i'm starting to think there aint no australium bat in here...

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@t02238559

1 month

@FastezManAlive SCOUT!!!! THEY DONT HAVE THE BAT!!!!!!!!! SCOUTTTT NOOOO

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The Scout (trick-or-treater expert)

@FastezManAlive

1 month

// hawk tuah! spit on that demo!

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The Scout (trick-or-treater expert)

@FastezManAlive

1 month

// I find it so funny that i'm actually a tumblr citizen and decided to give twitter a try to interact with the tf2 fandom cuz i saw it more alive in here only to find parody accounts saying slurs and being racist. Twitter really is kinda wild isnt it?

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The Scout (trick-or-treater expert)

@FastezManAlive

23 days

//You guys don't understand how shocking this was for me. I didnt knew about the cosmetic until i saw that lesbian trans spy...i was amazed and all i could think was "HOW IS SHE DOING THAT??? CAN WE ACTUALLY WEAR OUR FLAGS???"

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The Scout (trick-or-treater expert)

@FastezManAlive

17 days

hell yeah!!!!! look at this party animal at his awesome bouncy castle!!! remember guys, you can join if youre not the other red scout or a sniper! (with some exceptions of that last one)

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The Scout (trick-or-treater expert)

@FastezManAlive

24 days

sounds kinda gay

AlphaFo𝕏

@Alphafox78

26 days

Could you survive in this camp for 30 days?

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The Scout (trick-or-treater expert)

@FastezManAlive

27 days

disappointed in everyone who said no

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@FastezManAlive

12 days

//These are the only drawings i made of him, i love him and need to draw more 😔

ghostly figure : vera (comms open)

@superbsoups

12 days

i kind of Absolutely Love seeing how different artists draw sniper like everyone brings out different features of his in their own ways but they all still look like Him.... psst hiii does anyone wanna reply or qrt with how they draw him i wanna see

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The Scout (trick-or-treater expert)

@FastezManAlive

1 month

NONONONONOOO!!!

Bonk!

@H0ney_gurrl

1 month

@Lamarinera01995 @FastezManAlive Ta chiquito, es por su seguridad

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@FastezManAlive

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sniper

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@FastezManAlive

22 days

me (the coolest one)

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The Scout (trick-or-treater expert)

@FastezManAlive

9 days

whats adhd????

The Scout (trick-or-treater expert)

@FastezManAlive

10 days

hey guys, medic said he wanted to see me in his office!! i think it's about some medical results or something like that?? wasnt really paying attention to him but i hope it's nothing deadly!!

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The Scout (trick-or-treater expert)

@FastezManAlive

21 days

//Happy day to this stupid guy who's still in denial

Pop Crave

@PopCrave

22 days

Today is Celebrate Bisexuality Day.

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@FastezManAlive

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demoman

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The Scout (trick-or-treater expert)

@FastezManAlive

1 month

geez, i bet not even my mom would wear these kinds of dresses, it feels kinda fancy... its not that bad tho, at least its long enough...so uhh...when im getting that australium bat???? thats kind of the whole reason im using this!

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The Scout (trick-or-treater expert)

@FastezManAlive

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pyro

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@FastezManAlive

22 days

heavy

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The Scout (trick-or-treater expert)

@FastezManAlive

22 days

well what a shame!!! lets bury him before the doc tries to revive him, whos with me?????

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@FastezManAlive

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@FastezManAlive

22 days

medic

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The Scout (trick-or-treater expert)

@FastezManAlive

5 days

hey guys🍅🍅🍅🍅oww what?!!🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅 stop it ple🍅🍅🍅🍅a🍅🍅🍅se🍅🍅🍅🍅 im not joki🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅 🍅 🍅🍅 i just w🍅🍅anted🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅to s🍅ay🍅🍅🍅🍅good d🍅🍅ay🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅JESUS ARE THOSE BO💣💣💣💣💣....well, it cant get wor🫙🫙🫙

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@FastezManAlive

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@FastezManAlive

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@FastezManAlive

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The Scout (trick-or-treater expert)

@FastezManAlive

2 months

IM FINALLY FREE!!!! NEVER FALLING AGAIN INTO THE TRICKS OF A STUPID AUSTRALIAN!!!

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The Scout (trick-or-treater expert)

@FastezManAlive

23 days

quién lo diría...que se podía hacer el amor por telepatía. la luna está llena, mi cama vacía. lo que yo te haría si te tuviera de frente la mente te la volaría. de noche y de día, de noche y de día

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The Scout (trick-or-treater expert)

@FastezManAlive

6 days

WH- HEAVY PUT THEM BACK WHERE YOU FOUND THEM!!! I WASNT TALKING ABOUT THOSE WEIRDOS!! THEY'RE NOT A HOT CHICK, I DONT WANT THEM!!! GET OU-

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The Scout (trick-or-treater expert)

@FastezManAlive

7 days

i'm so tired of that stupid scout and his cigarettes....such a terrible dad!!!

★𝑨𝒍𝒃𝒊𝒏𝒆𝑷𝒆𝒂𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒔★

@AlbinePeaches

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Mother and father ✨ #lilpootis

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The Scout (trick-or-treater expert)

@FastezManAlive

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recursersbiggestfan | FREE PALESTINE 🍉

@RECURSERFUCKER

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@FastezManAlive its PARTY ROCK IS not PARTY ROCKERS!!!!!!!!

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The Scout (trick-or-treater expert)

@FastezManAlive

1 month

hell yeah!!!!!! i got a kiss from a girl just for being awesome!!! in your faces, haters!!! i bet im the only scout around here that actually gets a reward like this, i'm the best scout there is and this is a proof of it!!!

°•.{ ^ _ ^ }.•°

@silver_b0y01

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@FastezManAlive *Smooch* "There...your reward for reaching 300 followers here on Twitter Scout..."

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The Scout (trick-or-treater expert)

@FastezManAlive

2 months

oh...my...god..its- it's freakin beautiful, man!!! look everyone, thats me!! i even got a bonk, probably the reason why i'm showing that gorgeous smile!! oh man, i kinda want one right now..

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The Scout (trick-or-treater expert)

@FastezManAlive

1 month

just woke up...why i'm i close to 300 followers and THAT certain posts has so many likes???? you guys are happy that im french??? bet my fans who like to see me suffer are real happy about it...not cool guys

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The Scout (trick-or-treater expert)

@FastezManAlive

16 days

i had an amazing dream last night!!! it was about medic and he was healing me everytime i called for him, even when i was at 124 hp!!!! and at one point i really needed to grab a medkit since he was kinda far and that was faster and he didnt get angry!!! i wish all that was real!

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The Scout (trick-or-treater expert)

@FastezManAlive

2 months

i got a call from my add on the newspaper and i went to the date cuz i thought it was a hot chick but it ended up being a guy!!! i was gonna leave but he said he was gonna invite me to eat anywhere i wanted...i accepted the date with a guy cuz of free food...that aint gay, right?

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The Scout (trick-or-treater expert)

@FastezManAlive

19 days

@Mooma20000 //This one is really short but i love it, the channel doesnt have that much videos but the ones with miss pauling are great cuz they actually make her act like a friend to scout or pyro and dont use her for...that thing kind of jokes...

[SFM] Scout Learns How To Read!

Original from Class of 09https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsrwlMGqxwoInspired by Lebhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93vc3J2ARQA&list=PL7IB6IeXknGSoJjJDZ_hyQPc...

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@FastezManAlive

5 days

if he tries to bond with me like this i'll just kill bind right in front of him

german_spy #fixtf2 #savetf2

@red_spy1943

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@FastezManAlive

1 month

// Sometimes i think that if god didn't asked that to Scout or if he had lied about being with a lot of women then he wouldn't have come back to life and Spy would have buried his own son like he was planning to do lol 🪦

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The Scout (trick-or-treater expert)

@FastezManAlive

2 months

dont.....dont try jumping off a building and try to do a flip thinking youre gonna land perfectly..,,.m..medic...

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The Scout (trick-or-treater expert)

@FastezManAlive

1 month

so uhmm, last time when i got to 200 followers i jumped off a building and tried to do a backflip, it didnt go as planned....don't know what cool thing i should do when i reach 300! i'm usually full of ideas but my mind is overwhelmed by recent events with a certain spy..

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The Scout (trick-or-treater expert)

@FastezManAlive

2 months

hey there!!! you got something for me??? like, a gift??? what is i- oh mY GOD!! IS THAT A BOUQUET OF FLOWERS WITH CHICKEN??!!! n..no one has ever gift me something like that before!!! i-i think my eyes are sweating a little, in a totally manly way...

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The Scout (trick-or-treater expert)

@FastezManAlive

5 days

he looks so pathetic it even makes me feel kinda bad

lin🪤

@Linn8L

5 days

dear lord.....

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The Scout (trick-or-treater expert)

@FastezManAlive

8 days

please don't let him go into to battle like that

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@Solisjpeg

8 days

Who let him out like that

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The Scout (trick-or-treater expert)

@FastezManAlive

21 days

once again hungry cuz it seems no one in this freakin base goes out to buy groceries!!!!! at least my son can eat his bird seeds so he's fine and well feed!!

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@FastezManAlive

2 months

i ehhrmm...uhhh i d-..uhh..i dont really smoke cuz i kinda need my lungs to run, y'know??? y..you should save it for yourself!! i mean you look really cute and cool when you smoke, not that you arent when you dont smoke but i think you get me uhh what do you think about chicken?

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The Scout (trick-or-treater expert)

@FastezManAlive

2 months

hey guys look look!!! i look so freaking handsome in this!! you guys can look all you want at this beauty but you aint gonna touch it!! keep the awesome job of showing everyone how good i look, pal!! the world needs to keep seeing this kind of art!

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The Scout (trick-or-treater expert)

@FastezManAlive

2 months

@_lennylink_ // Why would they look at your mediscout art and be like "yup, i definitely see a dad and his son, so that means the artist drew it with that in mind". Those are two adults omg let scout be gay with medic 😭

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The Scout (trick-or-treater expert)

@FastezManAlive

2 months

just like i expected... the nightmares after saving the team's honor got worse!! now even heavy is in them!... i can't sleep and i honestly feel sad cuz i can't make them stop... i'm tired man

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The Scout (trick-or-treater expert)

@FastezManAlive

7 days

@miss_f_pauling :((

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The Scout (trick-or-treater expert)

@FastezManAlive

2 months

sometimes i feel like i'm getting jumped by snipers who don't like to shower or exercise

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The Scout (trick-or-treater expert)

@FastezManAlive

29 days

OH...MY..GOD!!! MY SON LOOKS SO FREAKIN CUTE LIKE THAT!!! I NEED MORE CUTE COSTUMES LIKE THAT ONE!! I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH IT COSTS ME!! /)/) ( 0 0) !!! / づ 💵💵💵

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The Scout (trick-or-treater expert)

@FastezManAlive

5 days

you just....but...my bottle...did you drink the....sniper what....

RED Sniper🇺🇦🍉

@MickMundy42

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@FastezManAlive It was yer bottle

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The Scout (trick-or-treater expert)

@FastezManAlive

1 month

woah lady!!! mama warned me about women like you!!!!...i was hopping she was right!!

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@FastezManAlive

15 days

le gusta lo kinky nasty y aunque sea fancy se pone cranky si lo hago romantic. le gusta el sexo en exceso y en el proceso me pide un beso

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The Scout (trick-or-treater expert)

@FastezManAlive

8 days

y'know what? hes kinda weird but his glasses are really cute...i wonder if he likes mcdonald's...chicken nuggets..

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The Scout (trick-or-treater expert)

@FastezManAlive

12 days

it's just like soldier, it wasnt the first time i see him naked so, yeah...

★ spooky kaz ★🫀🦇🎃

@ShrimpinVamp

13 days

imagine dying, meeting god, coming back and the first thing you see is snipers butt fucking naked ass. WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM

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The Scout (trick-or-treater expert)

@FastezManAlive

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i think this bird doesnt like me that much....

The Scout (trick-or-treater expert)

@FastezManAlive

17 days

after searching for so long i finally managed to get one of those medimedes birds to gift him on his party and hes already sleeping!!!! i guess hes kinda tired after the bouncy castle and eating cake and candy....i guess he can open his present later...

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The Scout (trick-or-treater expert)

@FastezManAlive

16 days

//my niece told me one of her favorite tf2 characters is spy, maybe making her know about the game was a mistake

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@FastezManAlive

2 months

huh i uhhhhh i think i erhhmm uhh

slimsnipes🎯

@heavylovertf2

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femsniper🤔

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@FastezManAlive

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//WHY DID NOBODY TOLD ME THE ZOMBIE INFECTION MODE WAS SO ADDICTIVE???? WHEN DID IT BECOME 2 AM????

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The Scout (trick-or-treater expert)

@FastezManAlive

2 months

i just had the greatest idea ever!!! i can keep getting free food from these dates with guys BUT!! to stop them from getting all weird and gay imma just say i got a son! guys kinda get scared at single mothers like me so i think that should do the trick...free food hack

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The Scout (trick-or-treater expert)

@FastezManAlive

2 months

imma fucking say it, i dont care what anyone thinks, but i believe using a vape its fucking lame!!! if you wanna fuck your lungs smoke a normal cigarette! i dont care if you like the flavor, no one wants to smell your tropical flavors in a closed space, you do not look cool!!

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@FastezManAlive

23 days

imma get fucked up in honor to medic cuz just look at how much foam his beer has. my god, where is the beer?

Robin Atkin Downes

@Robin_A_Downes

23 days

Oktoberfest!!!!!! Ya! It has begun! All ze best to you und yours during Oktoberfest!!!!! New items here: Und here:

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@FastezManAlive

16 days

sin nada que hacer hijo de su chingada madre *gimmicks de strawpage pendientes*

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@FastezManAlive

6 days

this is sniper at our meetings....thats why i gotta make jokes about spy, i gotta keep him entertained or else...

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@FastezManAlive

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Archimedes L. Humboldt

@bloodydove666

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@FastezManAlive Actually, it's party rock "is".

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@FastezManAlive

14 days

me getting kidnapped at least three times a month

BloomyJaz🐇🏴🇵🇸

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@FastezManAlive

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@FastezManAlive

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hotdog

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@FastezManAlive

30 days

i need a babysitter for pootis cuz this single mama is going out to party!!!! i can't leave and get wasted without knowing my son is in good hands, it's the responsible thing to do!! i pay good cash, no price is too much when it comes to my son!!

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@FastezManAlive

2 months

i prefer some lollipops and gum over a stupid cigarette, i can't be a good scout with bad lungs!!!

Vegas

@vinguistic

2 months

Lolipop gang where you at

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@FastezManAlive

18 days

t..tom jones??!!! ᕱᕱ ꉂ(°□°˶ )

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@FastezManAlive

1 month

finally, after a long and tiresome day it's time to sleep!! theres nothing like a warm bed to sleep in my new room inside the base!! (i solved that problem, you guys won't believe whos room was alone and available!) anyways, goodnight!! ᘏ ᘏ zᶻ ꒰˶ - ˕ -꒱ ⌒)ᦱ

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@FastezManAlive

25 days

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TF2 Emporium

@TF2Emporium

25 days

New Halloween Sniper Collection, The Coffin Camper! Vote now on Steam Workshop: #TF2

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@FastezManAlive

1 month

// my niece really saw them for 5 seconds and asked about their ship. like dang kid, how tf you know what that means?? still epic tho

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@FastezManAlive

7 days

now even my son thinks i'm gay....this is the worst day ever!! and no, pootis, i'm not! don't be expecting a new dad or something like that!!

lil’ pootis

@smaIIpootis

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@FastezManAlive Moma gay?

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@FastezManAlive

1 month

it was sunny just a second ago...aw man..

The Scout (trick-or-treater expert)

@FastezManAlive

1 month

i went outside and it started raining :(

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@FastezManAlive

2 months

you guys think it's possible to share dreams with other people?? thats would be awesome! imagine all the crazy and fun stuff you can do in dreams with a pal!! anyways imma sleep my nice eight hours sleep, if anyone wanna crash out in my dreams you are welcome!

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@FastezManAlive

25 days

we should totally adopt one and train it to bite the enemy spies

Newt 🍉

@newt_fish

28 days

[REPOST shhh] Alright I have enough confidence to kinda show them off, but these are Primal Snipers (or Feral Snipers)! A pack like species of Sniper freak! I may send some more info about them as a thread

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@FastezManAlive

28 days

*kill bind*

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@FastezManAlive

21 days

sniper es un pendejo, obviamente el jugo de manzana es mejor

K0BR4!

@K0BR4_Revenge

4 months

🧵Hilo de las ocasiones canonicas en las que vemos que a Sniper le gusta un CHINGO el jugo de naranja. Créditos de imagen: @AtomicGhozt69

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The Scout (trick-or-treater expert)

@FastezManAlive

1 month

//misspelling in my funny angsty scout dadspy post???? well, off to hang myself!! eso me pasa por escribir en inglés y pensar en español

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The Scout (trick-or-treater expert)

@FastezManAlive

3 months

sniper did this once, i was on the stall next to him and got so scared i even started crying

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The Scout (trick-or-treater expert)

@FastezManAlive

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The Scout (trick-or-treater expert)

@FastezManAlive

14 days

yeah man, girls with glasses are really cute! they look so smart with them and i love how sometimes they have to adjust them and when they take them off to clean them and...yeah, theyre cute...but youre wrong about the guys part, those are lies!!! i don't like any type of guys!!!

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The Scout (trick-or-treater expert)

@FastezManAlive

6 days

PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT!!!!!!

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The Scout (trick-or-treater expert)

@FastezManAlive

1 month

hey, i should be the one thanking you!!! its been a while since i had chicken with some great company! and im glad you took the mask off, i uhhhh..i'm sorry about the rough start, god would be disappointed in me! anyway, hope we can go out again some other time!!

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The Scout (trick-or-treater expert)

@FastezManAlive

1 month

i...this doesnt surprise me anymore, i should expect all kind of things from the snipers, those guys are weirdos!

RED

@ReliableExDemo

1 month

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