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Ralph

@FargardoRalph

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Amicably divorced, enjoying retirement. No crypto or bitcoin. I DO NOT DO HOOKUPS or Massage or Buy CONTENT, DO NOT CALL DEAR OR DADDY.

Broward County, Florida
Joined November 2020
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
@FargardoRalph
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2 months
@staceycostax Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?๐Ÿคฃ
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6 months
@JShaundrea80428 Would a food critic write a review without at least sampling the menu?
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23 days
@emmatgirlx Just being honest, how can a woman be so gorgeous in every single aspect, be born with a penis?
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7 months
@LenoraMuade Iโ€™m tired I thought you said lick and I just licked my iPad lol
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3 months
@ElenaMommyx I think you just gave new meaning to the phrase side boob
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7 months
@ConwayMarg57357 Hi, and we prefer the term older gentleman or mature man! Lol old men are in nursing homes
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6 months
@curvy_lovely I'd be happy if I just got my pants off! LOL.
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1 year
@sara19dx Why is it always lunch and a quickie? How about a quick lunch, and then take as much time as we need!
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3 months
@Macyxbarbie Does that come with benefits? Lol.
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1 year
@ChloeMommy5 I wish I could figure out a way to screaming from the rooftops!
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1 year
@FlirtyMoom No problem, Iโ€™ll drop it off later!๐Ÿคฃ
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6 months
@rubyyreidxo Did you say or๐Ÿ˜‚ for?
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6 months
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23 days
@JuicyGirlsx Will you help me build the tunnel?
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6 months
@ArrabellaClara This older gentleman would.๐Ÿ˜‚
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6 months
@NorahLucya Hmmmโ€ฆtwo birds, one ๐Ÿ‘…
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7 months
@SharonKim99 Ok, if you really want to!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚
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6 months
@TambraZabr14907 What are you sitting on them? Lol
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23 days
@tsgirlemma That your plant needs watering!๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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6 months
@AshleyCarollin3 An old man? Why, ๐Ÿ˜‚are you going to an early bird special?
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6 months
@KevaH50086 Exhilarating!
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1 year
I updated my profile and my unsolicited dmโ€™s have dropped to zero!๐Ÿ˜€
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13 days
@tiffanympowell About half my wardrobe! LMAO
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20 days
@MatureMomxn Thatโ€™s been my experience. No hesitation to let their โ€œfreak flagโ€ fly!๐Ÿ˜Š
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6 months
@OliviaOswald17 Iโ€™m going to keep saying it, if you want an old man check the AARP WEBSITE.
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2 months
@BlossomBri74716 Sure, what part of your body are you talking about?
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7 months
@kasthedilla Iโ€™ll call Uber Eats!
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1 year
@FlirtyMoms_ I would love to be in that body type!๐Ÿ˜‰
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7 months
@NorahLucya Any man that has a pulse, youโ€™d be their type!
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1 year
Elon, some of the Japanese AI tweets, although not real, are totally unacceptable. They call it art to show an up the skirt shot of a preteen girl. I reported more directly to Twit. Iโ€™ve seen comments from grown men who got excited by these pics . They donโ€™t need encouragement
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21 days
@Heatherpiperx Can you back up a little and take that picture again?๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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6 months
@AlicyaMom3 Thereโ€™s only one way to find out!
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10 months
Sometimes you have to make the difficult decision to let the people who are the main source of negativity in your life go, even if they are family.๐Ÿ™
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1 year
@30plusGoneWild Well, once the blood returned to my brain, itโ€™s anyoneโ€™s guess!๐Ÿคฃ
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1 year
@FlirtyMoms_ I guess youโ€™re lactating!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ
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@LaraWht3 In a heartbeat!๐Ÿ’‹
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6 months
@theleaway That youโ€™re safety conscious and you want something for somebody to hold onto!๐Ÿ˜‚
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1 year
@teresa8y I would date you, this way we could use each other every night! Lol
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1 year
@FlirtyMoms_ Call Guinness! Iโ€™ll be the 1st person to ever get two holes in one!โ›ณ๏ธ๐ŸŒฎโ›ณ๏ธ
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6 months
@AlicyaMom3 Is 98 too young lol weโ€™re older gentlemen or mature, gentlemen not old men
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1 year
@MatureMilf12 I accept your challenge!๐Ÿ˜€
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1 year
@milf_briana You are more than pretty enough, and the women behind you, is even prettier!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘
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1 year
@Hotgranniesd And we love you just as much!๐Ÿ˜˜
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6 months
@theleaway Cavity search!
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7 months
@Bellaxs_4 How about if I just show you!๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜‚
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1 year
@maryan34a Your cookies!๐Ÿช๐Ÿช๐Ÿ˜‚
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6 months
@BrendaEbli Not according to your nipples!๐Ÿ˜‚
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1 year
@Mayamillerrd Do you think there would be enough room?๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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30 days
@lovingtransalex Arenโ€™t both of you attached to your best friends?๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚
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6 months
@JovankaKylie That would be perfect for my sweet tooth!
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7 months
@kris_rann93927 Seduce? Is that what the kids are calling it these days?๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ
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1 year
@Tifstanley I see you!๐Ÿคฃ
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6 months
@fragxy001 Oh, I like you and just tell me where you want the post!๐Ÿ˜‚
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@JShaundrea80428 I would rather squeeze them to see if theyโ€™re ripe!๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿˆ
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2 years
@MomSusan99 Letโ€™s go Giants!
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23 days
@WivesMoms Suggestion, when they have eyes that beautiful, and those ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ˜‚, you have to be more specific.๐Ÿ˜Š
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7 months
@tkf9Rf6ijCtvkUm Hi? Iโ€™m just about ready to lick my iPad screen!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚
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7 months
@kris_rann93927 Theyโ€™re not small, your eyes are the perfect size! Lol
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9 months
@AshleyCarollin3 I could save with confidence, there would be nothing left after breakfast.๐Ÿ˜‰
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7 months
@LaraWht3 Look no further!๐Ÿ˜‰
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7 months
@morgan_moore_96 It wasn't necessary! LO. L.
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6 months
@MomXclara Just tell me how to apply!
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7 months
@VeronicaMo39 Can I steal it from here?๐Ÿ’‹๐ŸŒฎ
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6 months
@MiaMom15cte All of the above, including your flexibility!๐Ÿ˜‚
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1 year
@FlirtyMoms_ Magnificent
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1 year
@ecstaticwomen Does my queen have any delicious, succulent mutton that I can feast on?๐Ÿ˜‚
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1 year
@BustyNaturals2y You would probably have to crouch a little to look into my eyes, because my eyes would be a little lower!
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1 year
@Julymothers Absolutely! I changed the lyrics around a little to โ€œexcuse me, while I lick your pieโ€
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7 months
@NorahLucya Iโ€™d have a girl like you FOR lunch!
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@Real_Ninja_Girl Beautiful pose!
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1 year
What the hell is going on tonight? Please read my updated profile before sending me a message request.
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7 months
@JammarKari14127 Wow, mother of five? It doesnโ€™t even look like the seal was broken! Lol.๐Ÿ˜‚
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2 months
@vanesa19x Old men? Check the AARP website!๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ
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6 months
@janean70826 Letโ€™s just say by the time I finished, my face would look like a glazed donut!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@BustyNaturals2y Yes, and I know thereโ€™s a balls joke in there somewhere, but I canโ€™t think of it. itโ€™s too late! L O L.
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@AlexLeTissier Only if you have Apple care!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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6 months
@Zbabankumbo They look like theyโ€™re strapped on there pretty tight, so why donโ€™t you start with something easier like your top
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1 year
@NorahLucya Seriously? You Would be my lunch, dinner and midnight snack!
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@thekingkristi1 Any chance I can see that in reverse? Lol๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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1 year
@Josephine2y My God, I have never seen beautiful redheads in my life! Donโ€™t forget the midnight snack?
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1 year
@Emmamilfmilf Just curious, is it self serve?๐Ÿ˜‚
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@spicylawyer Do you really think any man with a pulse noticed? oh I looked up a little bit, you donโ€™t need make up, youโ€™re gorgeous.
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@NildaPayne33180 I give up! You win!
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2 years
@vanesa19x I can think of a better 3rd option
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1 year
@NeedyGirlsy I donโ€™t know. I love In-N-Out burger. Can we try in and out? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@OldfieldSh61870 Not if I seduce you first!๐Ÿ˜‰
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@EvaMillyx The picture in general, or the nip slip?๐Ÿคฃ
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1 year
@AmiraKbackup2 Iโ€™d rather play peek-a-boo!๐Ÿคฃ
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1 year
@Bellyssxy ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹
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@MilfsCurvy2 Not when they look as good as that one!
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1 year
@EvelinMom99 Sure, you can be Pokey, and Iโ€™ll be Gumby!๐Ÿ˜‚
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1 year
@alice29y Can I eat in bed?๐ŸŒฎ๐Ÿ˜‚
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1 year
@realgrandmasss If they were all as hot as you, I would only date grandmas! ๐Ÿ˜‰
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@TambraZabr14907 I would show you how the French kiss was invented!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘…๐ŸŒฎ
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1 year
@EsmeCarolline Sure, as long as it comes with Tums! ๐Ÿคฃ
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6 months
@justjovixo We could play naked twister!๐Ÿ˜‰
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3 months
@AlicyaMom3 Yes, but we donโ€™t have to go to Germany . iโ€™ll share my bratwurst and you share your Wienerschnitzel!
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@OneilRhean34696 Pubic hair? Welcome back!๐Ÿ˜‰
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