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@Farah_Galfond

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used to act on soap operas, play poker now. mom of one boy, wife of one man.

Las Vegas, NV
Joined August 2011
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
4 years
Every Britney interviewer from the old clips in #FramingBritneySpears that is still alive, owes Britney a public apology. You can go first @DianeSawyer
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
6 years
This came out of me finally. Loving him lots💙👍🏼
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@Farah_Galfond
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
5 years
I am so sorry for your wife. Is she in a cage? Do you let her have a Twitter? Is she an American? Does she know about the 1st amendment? Also you can f yourself even more than the other guy. In fact, he can un-f*ck himself and you can double f yourself
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@PhilGalfond @Farah_Galfond I would never let my wife speak like that publicly. Correct your woman young man.
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
5 years
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
4 years
Just a friendly reminder to those American poker players who plan on voting for trump & miss playing legal poker online...Sheldon Adelson is one of Trump’s biggest donors & he is America’s most active lobbyist in keeping online poker BANNED . SO, if you wanna play again...🙏🏼
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
2 years
There was no reason One Life to Live should have been canceled. That was a really good show.
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
6 years
That’s a wrap for Mimi on #DOOL ! Fun little story, hope you enjoyed it and thanks @carlivatiron for having me and thanks to the fans for the nice messages😘!! #mimireturns #DaysOfOurLives #Days
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
5 years
Hi honey, the ol’ ball ‘n chain here. I noticed if you lose the first #galfondchallenge match to @bp22 , it’ll cost us $1.2m? Awesome. Also 6 matches? So are there 5 more huge sidebets? Asking for a son.
@PhilGalfond
Phil Galfond
5 years
The #GalfondChallenge will begin in early-mid January on @RunItOncePoker . I'll be updating this image with more details over the coming weeks. The first challenger revealed (which some of you already know about) is @bp22 and the @ThirstLounge !
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
5 years
1/2 Frustrating when you have ppl in your life that think this whole thing is stupid. An overreaction, the world losing its mind. When a casino closes, it is serious fucking shit. Casinos are open 365/24/7. They are listening to the EXPERTS.
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
2 years
Lol i 4 bet bluff shoved 30bb w/KQo THE VERY LAST HAND of the day and got called by 77. I’m out in 381st out of 8,663 and I’m very fucking proud of myself & I can’t wait to sleep and snuggle with my boys #WSOPMainevent GG!!
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
5 years
Hey guys, I just wanted to share a tip on how to lose the last of that stubborn baby weight. It really takes no effort at all and can be done in 10 days. It’s called the #GalfondChallenge
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
5 years
Great fucking game, venividi1993. You are a legend and my thanksgiving dinner offer stands. #GalfondChallenge
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
5 years
HE DID IT
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
3 years
I miss One Life to Live. That was fun…
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
6 years
The reason I haven’t been playing much #poker explained! #pregnant #barfing #blessed #itsPhils
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
19 days
What a sad night this is. He was so kind and genuine in every interaction…with a zest for life, his work, and all his millions of fans. But his biggest passion was always, by far…his family. And that was the most touching thing about him. Rest peacefully, Drake Hogestyn.
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
5 years
Even if things go south these next 5k hands and we lose the challenge, the feeling of today can never be taken away from us. Win or lose, I’m proud as a 🦚. Love you, Phil. #GalfondChallenge
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
4 years
Live poker is back 🙌🏼 @PhilGalfond & @NickSchulman playing 3K/6K mix in Baby’s Room 🔥🔥🔥
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
5 years
I was wondering what it could be that got Randall so quiet at the poker table last night! As we now know, he was having a little text convo with @50cent ..I’m sorry for his financial woes but happy for me, as I won fofty-nine thousand last night
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
2 years
Remember when we had to wear masks into a restaurant but once we sat down, we could take them off lol
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
4 years
People often point out how smart my son is for his age (22 months) & normally I would never brag about it... but... yesterday on our walk, I got curious if he knew what poop was. So after our dog pooped, I pointed to it & asked “Spencer, what’s this?” and he replied “Shit.”
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
1 year
I’m not on the cast anymore but I would love to sign the petition in spirit. These were my experiences too. It wasn’t until I switched shows that I realized not every set was like that… cont…
@DEADLINE
Deadline
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'Days Of Our Lives' Cast Calls For Change As More Details Emerge About Toxic Environment Under Co-EP Albert Alarr
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
5 years
Came to tell me veni requests 30 min break #LFGPG #GalfondChallenge
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
4 years
Lola: What’s the one with 4 cards? Phil: Omaha. Lola: Yeah... Phil: Pot Limit Omaha. Lola: Do you know how to play it? Phil: Do I know how to play it
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
5 years
Maybe you should ask Phil how much I have deposited into OUR bank account in the last couple years before you ever @ me again
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
5 years
And this is why I married a goat ❤️
@PhilGalfond
Phil Galfond
5 years
Another losing day for me in the first #GalfondChallenge . A lot of you seem worried about me. Please, don’t be.
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
4 years
If Kanye is deemed fit enough to make decisions for himself and run an empire, @britneyspears surely can. At least let her be able to hire her own gd lawyer and drive to f*cking Starbucks if she wants. #freebritney
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
1 year
Take down all the winners posters in the ballrooms and just put this one up. Nothing will ever compare.
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
6 years
. @RunItOncePoker is launching Feb 6. Here is my statement lol
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
2 years
If you take 15k off my stack, you’re getting your ass lit up, bruh #farahandphiltweetdifferently
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
9 months
There’s nice people and then there’s NICE NICE people. Bill Hayes was NICE NICE. He and Susan left a lasting impression on me for many years. They radiated kindness, love, & gratitude every time I was around them. My condolences go out to Susan and all those who loved him.
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
1 year
Thanks to all the soap fans for the nice, supportive messages. You can give yourselves a big pat on the back as well. You kept the pressure high and together with the cast n crew and @DEADLINE made the goal a reality. I’m happy I got to help too 😊 Love you guys 🩷
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
4 years
I will take the covid vaccine idgaf just get me back to a poker table without plexiglass and a mask that inhibits me from looking snatched and bitchy #fbf
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
3 months
I told you guys playing on stream is brutal. Every move you make is critiqued and criticized. Bitch beat out 10k people and did it without a nose strip on. She won. Congratulations on a legendary run, Krissy.
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
5 years
I am staying home so that I do not get infected and spread the virus to others. Bitch.
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
1 year
Marking cards in the most outwardly blatant manner. Any defender of this pos in my replies will get the snap block. I’m not playing with you losers today.
@HHHUGINHO
Hugo Lemaire
1 year
Martin Kabrhel ruining cards. Change the deck @WSOP
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
6 months
Happy 40th to me. My wish is for this photo to somehow offend you. 💋
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
1 year
As I was reading this, I kept thinking…I can’t believe I’m married to him. He’s really just so special and I’m grateful to be one of the many people he inspires.
@PhilGalfond
Phil Galfond
1 year
Today, I took a very hard look in the mirror. Then, I sat down and wrote something that was very uncomfortable for me, but that I felt needed to be said. I hope these will be the most negative words you ever read from me:
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
2 years
Today is …surreal.
@PokerGO
PokerGO
2 years
It's quads for @Farah_Galfond and her opponent raises! How much value can she get? ▶️ - The action is live until dinner break. Watch it all here:
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
4 years
*Phil collapses on the couch* Me: Are you glad it’s over? “Yeah.” (pause) “But I want to get back in the ring.” 🤦🏼‍♀️
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
4 years
The fact that I took a moment today to reflect on how grateful I am to not be a brainwashed racist redneck
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
5 years
2/2 An expert is someone who has a minimum of 10K hours of professionalism in any given field. So if you do not have these credentials in infectious disease, please take a seat on your couch and stay there until further notice
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
4 years
I would like to announce the passing of Farah Galfond. She died suddenly today after her son blew her a kiss😭😭😭😭😭
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
5 years
With our niece (7) Me: Phil is out, I think he might be sad. Lola: how much does he have to pay? Me: $25,000 Lola: that’s not that much. Not as much as last time. (3 10k bullets on Fri) Me: you’re right. *phil arrives home* Lola: Phil! Why didn’t you fold some hands?
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
6 years
And on October 5th, 2018, she will reassume the role 👊🏼 #mimireturns #DaysofOurLives
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ThoseWereTheDAYS
6 years
#OnThisDay in 1999, Farah Fath assumed the role of Mimi Lockhart #Days
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
4 years
Coming back to Twitter after a detox break is a lot like reopening the economy during a pandemic. It could be a huge mistake. But also, it could be a huge fucking mistake.
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
6 years
The heir to the @RunItOncePoker dynasty
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
6 years
Whoever can go max speed on a breast pump deserves a medal. also, thank you so much for all the congratulations. Spencer is too precious for words. 💙💙
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
5 years
Might I suggest taking the lit cigar out of your dumb fucking mouth and shoving it up your ass?
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MLK-Grind/Gamble
5 years
@Farah_Galfond Is this an SNL skit?? ........ How desperate do you have to be for attention that you record your own reaction shots? lol ..... This is a way bigger sign of the end of days than any virus. #Humans
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
3 years
@britneyspears Drink lots of fluids & feel better asap, queen. Your family couldn’t handle your fame & fortune. I’m sorry they’re horrible. There ARE good people out in the world. Love from Las Vegas❤️ps. Download postmates. They’ll deliver you some Advil.
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
4 years
I haven’t really been keeping up with poker twitter lately but I guess the gist is if you win money on @RunItOncePoker bc you’re a good player, you.... get to keep it
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
5 years
Tucked Veni in for an early nap today. He’s snug as a bug. #GalfondChallenge
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
1 year
Happy Fathers Day to everyone except Martin kabrhel’s dad !
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
4 years
Phil does very important work for the community of poker and I know many are so grateful for him but I think one detail that does tend to get overlooked and will be a key component to his legacy is how hot he is
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Card Player: The Poker Authority
4 years
High-stakes poker pro Phil Galfond plans to compile every hand played by alleged poker cheater Mike Postle and give a detailed analysis of his play.
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
2 years
I once had a dog named Jack and my son is almost 4, so I probably would have called too
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
4 years
You know who I don’t wish well? Pedophile pimps.
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
2 years
I would call the clock on Vogelsang every street
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
5 years
@PhilGalfond Babe, this guy has me blocked. I must have told him to go f himself at some point in the past. Can you pass along a message for me? Tell him I said go f yourself again
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
3 years
Well I was going to post my son’s first day of preschool pictures on Instagram but I guess I have to post them here instead
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
2 years
Hey @PhilGalfond every time I whiff a @WynnPoker tournament, which is every time I play one, I get depressed thinking about the new handbag I could have had instead. Any advice as to how to change this way of thinking. And can I also get a new handbag.
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
4 years
When they ask me how many times I run it
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
5 years
Phil is running pure af today. Currently +145k on the session and +105k overall. Wowzers. Feeling for veni. We’ve been there. We know the pain. But yay. #GalfondChallenge
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
6 months
Mom & Dad #FG40
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
5 years
@PhilGalfond Babe, many of us don’t understand what you are saying. We just see lines going down. All of the lines. Downwards.
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
4 years
The fact that the paparazzi terrorized Britney on a level not seen since Princess Diana and not seen since, it’s a miracle she made it out alive. And an even bigger miracle that her only retaliation during this disgraceful era was an umbrella to the car. #FramingBritneySpears
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
1 year
Was gonna snap hop in the WPT @WynnPoker after main bust-out but while I was in a traffic jam in the parking lot, realized I really missed my son. And also a glass of Kim Crawford sounded delectable after weeks of not drinking. We are now making slime and mommy is buzzed.
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
5 years
What is so wrong w/wanting to share my reaction w/ the 1000’s of fans watching, especially the ones who had been there every session since Jan? I was on the journey w/them & they were on it w/ me. They became my friends. Were you there in chat w/us? I had requests to do this.
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
5 years
High school was over for me when I dropped out at 16 bc I was making 6 figures &working w/adults. So I actually matured faster than most. Part of that maturity is defending myself. Phil doesn’t need to stand up for me on Twitter bc I love doing it myself, now f*ck the f*ck off!
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
4 years
😒
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@Chris_Grosse
𝘾𝙝𝙧𝙞𝙨 𝙂𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙨𝙚
4 years
Post a pic of you next to someone who is slightly more famous than you.
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
5 years
Happy 1st Fathers Day @PhilGalfond
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
2 years
@PhilGalfond You did what
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
5 years
We could have filled Rupp Arena (only arena name I know) today w/ all the ppl who came to sweat the match on our twitch channel. Thankyou all so much & thankyou to the entire @RunItOncePoker team, our lead commentators @Stapes & @TuckonSports & to @Joeingram1 for the support ❤️
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
4 years
Imagine being so stubborn about putting on a mask to shop inside your local air conditioned wal-mart to protect your life & those around you, that you’d prefer to risk dehydration on top of covid by hooting n hollering on a street corner in the blistering 110 degree desert heat
@FOX5Vegas
FOX5 Las Vegas
4 years
ANTI-MASK RALLY IN HENDERSON: FOX5’s @christnemaddela saw an anti-mask rally taking place earlier this morning near Green Valley and Paseo Verde in Henderson.
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
6 years
If you think @PhilGalfond hasn’t been tirelessly working on @RunItOncePoker and being a new dad, then why did he just eat an entire taco with the wrapper still on and not notice
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
4 years
@PhilGalfond This is what you’ve been doing all day?
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
1 year
after the me too movement. Or by …hello?? The cast & crew’s appalled reactions to him on daily basis?? I’m sorry to my former coworkers who’ve been dealing with this relentlessly for decades now. Proud of those who are finding their voice now. His time is up. Nice work ❤️🙏🏼
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
5 years
As if poker isn’t humbling enough, I just got asked if I work at The Rio
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
5 years
The #GalfondChallenge resumes tomorrow
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
6 years
3 years ago today I married @PhilGalfond and I still feel very good about the decision.
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
6 years
Wow! Getting so many nice messages. Thank you all for being excited, I’m excited too! It’s been real fun so far. So good to see everyone and play🤗. #MimiReturns #Days
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
4 years
If you’ve played poker at Aria, you’ve had the total pleasure of being dealt by the legend that is “Patches”. This sweet man was recently berated & attacked (beer thrown on him) & he did what we all would have done. He snapped. His license will be lost.
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
5 years
Could somebody please drop a nuke on the next white supremacy rally. We need to extinct these evil pea brained motherfuckers. Most dangerous terrorists on the planet. Can’t go to a concert, can’t go to Walmart, can’t go to school, these vile creatures will murder us anywhere
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
1 year
05•15•15 ❤️
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
4 years
5 years ago on 5/15/15 @PhilGalfond & I got married in Vegas, not knowing it was Vegas’ anniversary too. Happy 115 to my favorite city and happy 5 to my favorite person.
@LasVegasLocally
Las Vegas Locally 🌴
4 years
Happy 115th birthday Las Vegas 🎈
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
2 years
Henry tried to tell us a year ago
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
5 years
Wish #onlinepoker were legal in the United States of Americorona
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
5 years
I’m shaking
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
2 years
Hi Dave, Phil and I own a training site called @RunItOnce if you’re ever curious in learning more about the game you think you know so much about
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
3 years
So I’m back playing poker. I’ve had 3 sessions so far, 2 of which were 100/200 PLO. Phil has taught me a lot but I am bringing my own signature style to the game! It basically consists of crippling mom guilt & separation anxiety but I’m also bluffing much more than Phil!😃
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
2 years
@Joeingram1 I’m fun. I’m rich. And have a good last name.
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
5 years
@PhilGalfond Who’s Luke Schwartz
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
4 years
*this morning’s coffee talk* “Trump has covid”. “Ok”. “And Postle sued us”. “Oook”. “And somebody punched Rick Moranis in the face”. “WHAT🤬”.
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
5 years
Listen up roulette king & all the other geniuses who have made comments like this bc I can’t sit by and let you insult @PhilGalfond ’s integrity a second longer. Phil won’t let our 3 yr old niece skip ahead too many spaces in Candyland, ok? ...
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
1 year
As a 39yr old mom, who has accomplished quite a bit in her days (pun), I woke up in the beginning of this year feeling more ambitious than ever. To test myself and reignite one of my passions, I decided to fully apply 2023 to poker tournaments and grind a full schedule for the
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
5 years
Really hoping these challenges go well
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
5 years
@PhilGalfond Babe, just forward me these so you can save 560 characters. I have time for this. You don’t. This is like my job now. And we can’t fucking wait to watch you play tomorrow bc we’re bored and we love you.
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@Farah_Galfond
Farah Galfond
1 year
It’s possible I bubble the largest main event in history as I have bagged 8bb and we are 10 off from the $$ #stay #tuned 💁🏼‍♀️
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