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@Fanuz_

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Joined June 2011
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"Pumua polepole ama uangalie hiyo side ingine ". Walai bado sijaheal.
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Yani kusongesha kitanda kidogo jirani ashazima redio.
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Unajua vizuri wewe ndio breadwinner kwenu alafu unarisk bila Cd.
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Financial literacy should be given in schools, this will lead to a booming economy.
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Being born in a poor background motivates you to pursue your dreams.
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Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is really finished.
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Unafurahi amepick call yako kumbe gaidi ako hapo amenyamaza.
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Hakuna kitu mbaya kama kuwa kwa choo na mlango haujifungi. Kila time unaskia movement inabidi uanze kuimba.
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Uzuri wa kudate sugar mummy unapewa hadi advice.
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Ukiona dem wako ana bodaboda wake permanent chunga sana. Sijui nikuambie ukweli ama nikuache tu...
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Free things are never served with respect, learn to hustle.
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Huyu Morio tulimzika na suti sai anatuhaunt na kanzu kwani suti yetu aliuza.
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Wale mlikua mnaandika notes mkimix red blue black and green pen hope mlipata kazi kwa Duracoat.
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How do you deal with pre-broke stage, you know that any moment this sh!t is going down.
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Take care of your body. Itโ€™s the only place you have to live.
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Marriage is like a bar of soap. It smells delicious until you take a bite out of it.
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My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
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Sio kwa ubaya lakini huoni aibu kusimama na nyonyo zimelala mbele ya babako.
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The reason why I'm cheating natafuta Delilah... I have to revenge what she did to Samson.
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I appreciate the ladies ukiwakatia wanakaumbia in the early stages "Hii haiwezi" instead of wasting our time!.Thats maturity at its peak.
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You did not wake up today to be mediocre.
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Heal so that you don't push away people God sent to help you.
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Love is blind and marriage is an eye-opener.
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You can push yourself further, deep down you always have more to give.
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Money is the root of all evil I thought. But when I'm broke is usually when I have the evilest thoughts.
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Hakuna mtu hukua na jokes kali kama mtu anataka kukukopa.
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โ€œIf something stands between you and your success, move it. Never be denied.โ€ โ€“ Dwayne โ€œThe Rockโ€ Johnson -
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Halafu hizi saloon ziko kwa barabara ambieni customers wafunge miguu bana, Leo karibu Mzee wa nduthi atuue.
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You cannot undo moves but you can make the next step better.
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Don't worry if you had built castles in the air. They're where they should be. Now lay foundation for them.
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Lakini ukiachwa na Dem Mkisii jua tu you are the problem.
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Naskia Dem yako alikuacha ju akifua boxer lazima apate Tumavi imekauka ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ˜…
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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife is.
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A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job.
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Walking out of the supermarket without buying anything feels illegal.
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Our bodies are gardens, it's upon you how you take care of it.
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Itโ€™s supposed to be hard. If it wasnโ€™t hard, everyone would do it.ย  The hard is what makes it great.
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Marriage is like a video game. Starts off easy, then gets harder, and eventually you go online and find a way to cheat.
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Ushawai pigia mtu simu alafu kimoyomoyo unaomba asishike.
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I can give you more money but not my time, because I can't recover more time.
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Sikuizi unapata mama mzee anakuangalia sana, ukichunguza vizuri unapata ni yule classmate wako wa primary ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ˜…
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I wonder why they decided to call it Menstruation and Menopause or is it because they like shifting their problems to MEN.
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Money talks. Lose money you become irrelevant.
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All growth starts at the end of your comfort zone.
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Love and money won't keep her, they still want more.
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Iโ€™ve been thinking about taking upย meditation. I figure itโ€™s better than sitting around doing nothing.
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Kati ya Onyoya na Mutuse nani amekula sarati na nani amekula msheveve ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜…
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Getting enough sleep, cutting caffeine, using mindfulness techniques and eating well are good ways of stress management techniques for students.
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A house maid is a deputy wife.
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โ€œAll progress takes place outside the comfort zone.โ€ โ€“ Michael John Bobak -
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The trick is just to enjoy life. At the end of the day life should ask us,, Can you save the changes?
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Ile kiherehere ulikua nayo ukiandika kwa ukuta chooni iko wapi sai.
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When your mother asks, โ€˜Do you want a piece of advice?โ€™ it's a mere formality, It doesnโ€™t matter if you answer yes or no. Youโ€™re going to get it anyway.
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I used to sell furniture for a living. The problem is there were my own.
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Jana nimetoka nje time ya sadaka naskia pastor akisema "Shika huyo amezoea".
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Whenever she packs me salad for lunch, all I wanna know is what I did wrong.
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"Sina pesa kwa M-pesa " simply means I am not your boyfriend .
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Niko kwa morio wangu yuakata nyama kwa chopping board imeandikwa Sunrise: 1969 Sunset: 2023 ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜…
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Nimepromise my 12 y/o cuzo iPhone 15,.. Venye budake alinipromise bike mpaka leo. Sai game ni draw 1-1.
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Top three situations that require witnesses: 1) Crimes 2) Accidents 3) Marriages. Need I say more?
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My doctor told me I needed to break a sweat once a day, so I told him I'd start lying to my wife.
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I'm following massively, let's be mutuals ๐Ÿ’ฏ
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I walk around like everythingโ€™s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.
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I always wanted to marry Mrs. Right, but I didn't know her first name was "Always."
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Being into Marriage is like going to a restaurant. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
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The secret to a long marriage is just simply "I APOLOGIZE" and "YOU'RE RIGHT"
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Self employment is so underrated. Start your small business and enjoy financial freedom.
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Your passion will propel you to success.
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Get ready and prepare yourself. When opportunities finally shows up, youโ€™ll be able to own them.
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Business opportunities are just like buses, there's always another one coming, just be ready for competition and improve your game.
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Being in a relationship is like deleting all the apps on your phone except one.
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How do you balance short-term and long-term financial goals for your business?
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I need to start paying closer attention to stuff. Found out today my wife and I have separate names for the cat.
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Don't sacrifice your health for money, insurance cover are quite expensive.
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Deliver value to your clients by streamlining project management and helping them meet their goals.
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Syllabus inaenda mbio aje, sai mwenye Nyash anajiamini kuliko wewe Degree.
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โ€œSuccess is usually the culmination of controlling failure.โ€ ย โ€“ Sylvester Stallone -
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Umetoka mechi na mtoi wa shule, utaendea P2 ama utangojea P3.
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Hujawai sign cheque na bado umelala.
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Sacrificing your health for money is hustling backwards.
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Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts.
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In the end, I only regret the chances I didn't take and also the opportunities I fvcked up.
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Nothing worthwhile comes easily. Work and working hard, is the only way to accomplish long lasting results. Good morning tweeps.
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Making excuses burns zero calories per hour. Time to hit the gym.
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Donโ€™t accept payment in your personal business account or put business expenses on your personal credit card. This is essential for accountability.
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Ulijuaje akiinama hio kitu lazima Itakuja nyuma.
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Alcohol made you do it.... but why you shaved before going over there.
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Always be competitive with professional development to maintain your skills and knowledge.
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Self employment is so underrated. Start your small business and enjoy financial freedom.
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We might be acting cool but we know you're changing mother-in-law every year.
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Tumeenda Java dem anasema ako on diet... Amekunywa slimming tea na chapo sita.
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Money affects whatโ€™s important to you therefore itโ€™s important.
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