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Shaan

@Falana_dikana

3 years

God, why did you create us? God :

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Shaan

@Falana_dikana

2 years

Disha Patani blocked me 😭

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@Falana_dikana

17 days

No Samay raina was hurt in this video.

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@Falana_dikana

2 years

"Sai baba dekh lena"

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@Falana_dikana

16 days

The value of ART. "Your silence is their tranquility". Mic drop.

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@Falana_dikana

4 years

🇺🇸 : Hey man , you dropped your wallet 🇮🇳 :

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@Falana_dikana

2 years

Cleared UPSC in second attempt! 🙏🙌❤️

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@Falana_dikana

2 years

@i_am_biriyani kyuki

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@Falana_dikana

3 years

Idk why indian parents are quick to notice a guy in a relationship but not in a depression.

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@Falana_dikana

3 years

sometimes I still think about this.

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@Falana_dikana

3 years

"Shoot your shot. The worst she can say is no."

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@Falana_dikana

3 years

Papa : Beta, New year ka kya plan hein? Me :

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@Falana_dikana

2 years

@DishPatani

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@Falana_dikana

3 years

Ma'am one extra sheet chaiye, suicide note likhna hai.

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@Falana_dikana

3 years

When your girlfriend caught you going through you ex's wedding pics. #KatrinaVickyKiShaadi

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@Falana_dikana

3 years

that feeling when they google it and you're right >>>

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@Falana_dikana

3 years

Today I learnt that an average person sleeps for 6 hours a day. Today I also learnt that I'm above average.

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@Falana_dikana

3 years

Autocorrect: ye bhi meri galti hai?

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@Falana_dikana

3 years

Foursome.

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@Falana_dikana

3 years

in UP if you walk up to a chemist and ask for protection they hand you a gun.

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@Falana_dikana

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@RitikAn11787656 Tera baap lagta hai na vo

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@Falana_dikana

3 years

Aryan Khan to Sameer Wankhede : #AryanKhanBail

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@Falana_dikana

3 years

Twitter help pls.

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@Falana_dikana

3 years

She was a fan of Ed's music maybe that's why Sheeran away.

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@Falana_dikana

2 years

@Apusin1908

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2 years

@iamadikorn

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@Falana_dikana

4 years

Never Judge Any Player By IPL, I Repeat Never. #Siraj

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@Falana_dikana

2 years

@akshaykumar Shivaji maharaj kam Ashram ka bobby deol jyda lag raha.

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@Falana_dikana

3 years

Anupama se zyada issues toh meri life mein chal rahe hai.

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@Falana_dikana

3 years

Someone somewhere has your dream username and they’re probably inactive.

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@Falana_dikana

3 years

@GabbbarSingh copycat

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@Falana_dikana

4 years

@dimaagkoshot

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@Falana_dikana

3 years

@MagnusCarlsen 😎👑

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@Falana_dikana

3 years

ek din decide karke sab shadi karlo yaar har din Instagram pe "Congrats" nahi likha jata.

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@Falana_dikana

2 years

Now Akshay Kumar blocked me 😭😂

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@Falana_dikana

4 years

Not a Meme.... Just Ravi Shastri and Rohit Sharma Celebrating India's Series Win Over England Today.

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@Falana_dikana

2 years

@sagarcasm Even the tigers had more screen time than Alia Bhatt in RRR

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@Falana_dikana

3 years

India is the only country where “bahut tezz ha apki ladki” is not a compliment.

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@Falana_dikana

3 years

Sometimes a silent "blue tick" hurts more than a loud ‍‍‌‌"fuck off".

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@Falana_dikana

3 years

Friend: Bhai agle saal GF banayega? Me: Tujhe kya lagta hai mai 2021 mai khud ki marzi se single tha?

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@Falana_dikana

3 years

When she finally And its only a replies 'K'

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@Falana_dikana

2 years

@DishPatani reaction 🤣

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@Falana_dikana

4 years

series of events...ft shivam dube

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@Falana_dikana

3 years

So much shit happened in 2021 it feels like I lived 3 years in one.

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@Falana_dikana

3 years

i made one 💀

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@Falana_dikana

2 years

Insta pr follow karlo guys.

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@Falana_dikana

3 years

*Me Attempting to crack a CA joke* Fails.

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@Falana_dikana

3 years

@brfootball

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@Falana_dikana

3 years

Are you even best friends if you don't send pics of food to them when you go out to make them jealous.

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@Falana_dikana

3 years

Behind the scenes #teleprompter

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@Falana_dikana

3 years

Me, this entire year. 2021.

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@Falana_dikana

1 year

@theprayagtiwari India hai Afghanistan nahi

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@Falana_dikana

3 years

Who called it "Stone Age" and not "Sheila ki Jawani".

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@Falana_dikana

2 years

When both are privileged enough, they just look for comfort and peace. Looks, standard, personality ye sab middleclass log dekte, who are scared what will happen in future. They're free from those conditions. Their mentality when it comes to partners is way different from ours.

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@Falana_dikana

4 years

Here we go.... According to Cricinfo - Shivam dube has been traded to MI.

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@Falana_dikana

4 years

@imeghamishra Biswas nahi ho raha😳

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@Falana_dikana

3 years

Thak gya hoon bro corona ka pariwar dekhte dekhte 😭

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@Falana_dikana

3 years

Let kids believe in Santa. I mean some people still believe RCB can win the IPL Trophy.

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@Falana_dikana

3 years

Corona Night Curfew

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@Falana_dikana

3 years

When someone asks how my anxiety level has been.

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@Falana_dikana

3 years

@ArshadWarsi it's butter to not talk anything naan sense.

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@Falana_dikana

2 years

@Wanindu49 dekh raha binod kese khud ke desh mai crises chal raha aur ye videshi league khel kr paise kama kr action maar raha.

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@Falana_dikana

2 years

it is what it is 💯

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@Falana_dikana

3 years

According to our parents , if we switch channels frequently, TV kharab ho jayega.

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@Falana_dikana

3 years

Keeping up with the Paani-Puri wale bhaiya' is the most pressurising game I've ever played.

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@Falana_dikana

3 years

saal chahe nayaa aane waala hai lekin gum wahi purane hi rahenge.

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@Falana_dikana

2 years

@TrollFootball They covered the wrong hole.

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@Falana_dikana

2 years

@totalcristiano Rudiger is a proper athlete 😂😂🔥

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@Falana_dikana

3 years

Me : main aaj nahaya nahi. Mom : koi baath nahi.

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@Falana_dikana

3 years

you know your friends are useless literally shit when you've to organise the birthday bash on your own.

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@Falana_dikana

1 year

Mohammed Siraj JOURNEY (Thread)⬇️

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@Falana_dikana

3 years

"we don't sleep anymore like we used to do" is the song of every student.

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@Falana_dikana

4 years

@KanganaTeam

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@Falana_dikana

3 years

Me: Mom, what is wrong with our relatives? Mom: Beta! Aise nahi bolte. Me:I'm talking about dad's side. Mom: "Haan pata nahi kya problem hai unko"

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@Falana_dikana

3 years

Tough Tougher Maintaining equilibrium amongst hot and cold water for bath in winter.

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@Falana_dikana

2 years

@paneerchillli Hera pheri 3 with old cast

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@Falana_dikana

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@NeecheSeTopper Now its perfect.

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@Falana_dikana

3 years

Me: Hi She: Sorry but I don't talk with ugly people. Me: But i do

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@Falana_dikana

3 years

Goa se aaya mera dost, dost ko quarantine karo.

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@Falana_dikana

3 years

Gym owner right now.

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@Falana_dikana

3 years

Look at my cute rangoli 😍

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@Falana_dikana

3 years

Believe it or not, every relationship or friendship that a human has, has a purpose. It ends when that purpose isn't served anymore.

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@Falana_dikana

3 years

Lord Shardul Supremacy 🙏💥

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@Falana_dikana

3 years

Peaky Blinders. What a finale. What a show.

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@Falana_dikana

3 years

People who screamed "Yes! 2022 gonna be my year" on new year's eve, you guys have my condolences.

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@Falana_dikana

3 years

Once a man told me u should bring the change. *He was a bus conductor*

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@Falana_dikana

2 years

@TrollFootball The whole back line and keeper

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@Falana_dikana

3 years

Drop your rangoli, here's mine ❤

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@Falana_dikana

4 years

@fcbsiaaaa

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@Falana_dikana

3 years

Like mango Rt Watermelon

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@Falana_dikana

2 years

@cringeindian Ye celebrity kab bana?

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@Falana_dikana

2 years

My father is the only person that understands phone calls should be 30 secs or less

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@Falana_dikana

1 year

आप कहते है @ChouhanShivraj सरापा गुलमुहर हैं जिंदगी। इन बेरोजगारों की नजरो में एक कहर है जिंदगी। #व्यापम_घोटाला_3 @NEYU4INDIA

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@Falana_dikana

3 years

No one : Chinese people to God :

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@Falana_dikana

3 years

Aam zindagi: i help ppl at whatever capacity i can. Mento(r)s zindagi:

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@Falana_dikana

2 years

@Swiggy Lhup Cawde

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@Falana_dikana

4 years

Bumrah to the Australian Bowlers In Warm Up match. #AUSvIND

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@Falana_dikana

3 years

Pujara & Rahane after reaching 50. #SAvIND

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@Falana_dikana

2 years

There has never been and there will never be any footballer greater than Cristiano Ronaldo.

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