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| ๐ค๐ | "whose bright idea was it to gather a bunch of deeply traumatized and mentally unstable misfits and let them live in one place?!"
Asta, angrily: ARE YOUโ
Noelle: fucking
Asta: KIDDING ME? YOUโ
Noelle: fucking
Asta: IDIOT?
Vanessa: what was that?
Noelle: Asta feels uncomfortable swearing, so i volunteered to help him out.
Liebe: So, is this thing between Asta and Noelle supposed to be a secret?
Nero: Hardly. The only people who don't know about Asta and Noelle are Asta and Noelle.
Asta: โHey, Noelle! Guess what I learned I can do?โ
Noelle: โ...What?โ
Asta: โI can hold the whole world!โ
Noelle: โ What the heck are you tal-โ
Asta: โ*hugs her*โ
Noelle: โOh. ...OHH. *blushes*โ
Nacht: In one word, what is your worst flaw?
Asta:ย Oppressed.
Nero: Depressed.
Noelle: Stressed.
Magna:ย Harassed.
Luck: Possessed.
Gauche: Obsessed.
Grey: Embarrassed.
Vanessa:ย Undressed.
Charmy: Chicken breast.
Everyone: ...What?
Charmy: I just wanted to join in.
Yami, sending the black bulls to a mission: Go forth my problem children, commit your sins!
Noelle: Pride!
Vanessa: Sloth!
Charmy: Gluttony!
Gauche: Greed!
Luck: Lust!
Magna: Envy!
Zora:ย Wrath!
Asta:ย I thought we were the good guys?
two goofballs!! their friendship is underrated I miss their interactions!
I think it's cool that tabata never romanticized their relationship even though he saw himself in asta and charmy is inspired by his wife!
one of my favorite tropes are when a male and female friend duo are just absolute dumbasses together.
not a ship, purely platonic, neither of them with even an ounce of romantic intent between each other...just completely stupid together. Two dummies. Silly billies, if you will
Waiter: What can I get you?
Asta: Chocolate milkshake with two straws, please.
Noelle, blushing: Oh, Asta-
Asta, sticking both straws in his mouth: Watch how fast I can drink this.
Asta running to the room: I LOST
Noelle's back: lost what?
Asta: the little thing, I lost it !!
Noelle: what thing?
Asta: The little thing that cries and sleeps
Noelle: DO YOU WANT TO SAY OUR DAUGHTER ???
Asta: I LOST HER
Noelle: ASTA WHERE DID YOU PUT MY DAUGHTER ?
Asta: Whenever I see Noelle, my heart clenches and I get all nervous
Liebe: That's because you're in love with her
*later*
Noelle: Whenever I see Asta, my heart clenches and I get all nervous
Nozel: Don't get too close to him again, you seem to have an allergic reaction
Yami: It's so frustrating!
Charlotte: What?
Yami: How Noelle keeps dropping such obvious hints that she's into Asta, but Asta is completely oblivious to it.
Charlotte, wearing a shirt saying "PLEASE DATE ME YAMI": Yeah. Very frustrating indeed.
Noelle: What do you guys say when you answer the phone?
Asta: โHey, what up?โ
Magna: โWho this be?โ
Luck: โNo, sheโs dead. This is her son.โ
Noelle: What time is it?
Asta: I donโt know, pass me that saxaphone and weโll find out
Asta: *BLASTS the saxaphone*
Gauche: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXAPHONE AT TWO IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Asta: Itโs 2 am. =D
Noelle: Iโm kind of crushing on someone, but Iโm worried about telling you who it is, because youโre not going to like it.
Nozel: Just rip the bandage off.
Noelle: Itโs Asta.
Nozel: Put the bandage back on.
Noelle: So I'm going to buy the ingredients for the wedding cake with Nero.
Asta: Perfect, while you do that I'll check on the ring bear.
Noelle: You mean 'ring bearER' ??
Asta:
Noelle: Look into my eyes and say 'I promise not to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding."
Asta: I don't wanna date a pretty girl, I wanna date you!
Noelle:
Liebe, eating popcorn: Wow. That came out wrong!
Nero, sipping coffee: Rest in peace, Asta. Tell Lumiere I said hello.
The amount of love Tabata has for Charmy is simply endearing, this is not surprising since she's based on his wife but I really love how he gives Charmy special bonus materials with all kind of AUs and outfits! โจ
Asta: Itโs Christmas time, you know what that means!
Nero: Seasonal depression?
Noelle: The happiness I havenโt felt for 15 years?
Luck: The sweet release of blood and death?
Magna: The fact that I'll only get coal from Santa?
Zora: Another year to prove Santa doesnโt exist?
Noelle: I have an idea, but Iโm going to need your permission.
Asta: Why would you need my permission?
Noelle: Because if I mess it up, I donโt want it to be just my fault.
[At Yamiโฒs funeral]
Nacht: I need a moment with him.
Everyone: Of course.
[They leave]
Nacht, leaning over Yamiโฒs coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you're not dead.
Yami: Yeah, no shit.