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@Fake_NickP

2 months

WWE getting hot again was NOT best for wrestling. A rising tide does not lift all ships. A healthy WWE ≠ a healthy wrestling industry. It's too big (to fail). McDonalds selling more burgers doesn't mean your local diner makes more money. Nonsense.

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2 years

@libsoftiktok @KelsoSchools Why is this bad?

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4 months

@oAIberto @KENTAG2S L take. Jungle Boy been that dude since day 1.

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2 years

@JobberNationTV

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7 years

@WrestlinGifs Smackdown vs Raw 2007 vs WWE 2k18

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@Fake_NickP

2 years

@BeastWrestler21 The bar for praise in WWE is so low lmao. If something doesn't horrifically suck ass it's good. And if it's average it's amazing. I think you do have to grade all wrestling on a curve in certain ways, but the amount of praise that's been getting heaped on WWE recently is crazy

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2 years

@AndrewE19299508 @libsoftiktok @KelsoSchools Wow I don't even know where to start with this. This response is so far down the rabbit hole that I, as a normal person, am incapable of engaging with it.

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5 months

@lordperucho How so? I know he got released early and is close with HHH, but what did he do while in AEW? I feel like I get a lot snakey vibes, but don't actually know if/how he did any harm. He did at least provide us with best faction in years before leaving.

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@Fake_NickP

10 years

The thirst is real http://t.co/XrLxYJETL5

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@Fake_NickP

2 months

Lol me tweeting butthurt into the void somehow managed to reach & upset lots of people. Wtf? To respond generally: (1) My metaphors are rock solid, fwm (2) Look at WWE's history re: this (3) I think AEW is decent rn (4) Some people have wildly overactive imaginations

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@Fake_NickP

9 years

Last name ever first name ever middle name ever nickname ever

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@Fake_NickP

3 years

@Azanian_Gamer @fireproscreens1 If you want to be able to download anything you want your best bet is to just get them all. I play on PlayStation and the base gane and DLC goes on sale all the time. I think it might be now with the Big in Japan sale actually.

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@Fake_NickP

5 months

@PokeV3t @TimelessAntF2 @lordperucho Bro I'm grown af. Don't talk to me like I'm some little punk lol. I'm being civil. I asked a question and the man answered it. Not that deep.

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@Fake_NickP

2 years

@Big10inTN @GHRadio_Mavrick @KenBramlett22 @IsabellaMDeLuca @DanCrenshawTX Since you want a pithy answer so bad, yes we should because it's a net positive for society... Did you reject your COVID relief money? Have you ever taken advantage of a tax break?

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@Fake_NickP

2 years

@godzsogood @Scottvr2000 @libsoftiktok @KelsoSchools Wtf, this is about just being gay. Nobody said anything about passing out or abortion or being on hormone blockers lol

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@Fake_NickP

5 months

@AIRGold_ @youngbucks What's funny is the disrespect was esoteric and vague, so the apology he demanded would need to go over everyone's heads lol

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@Fake_NickP

4 months

@oAIberto @KENTAG2S Literally main evented a PPV for the world title last year, was been designated a 'pillar,' has not been on AEW television since August, lost a match for Newj tonight. Everything you just said is nonsense.

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@Fake_NickP

7 months

@TheHestercution Lmao exactly. The pearl clutching is crazy. I had to do a full deep dive to figure out whotf Tony Khan was talking about last night. I'm pretty positive most people on here didn't know who he was until today.

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@Fake_NickP

12 years

What does it mean if your left testicle hurts and you have to fart?

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5 months

@TimelessAntF2 @lordperucho Ah. I didn't know he was the one trying to facilitate that. I guess it makes sense. Gotta be someone. That's crappy.

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5 months

@DrainBamager I'll never understand, even after watching this, why this made him so mad. I get the bigger picture of why he was dissatisfied in AEW & hated some of his coworkers, but I just don't get the saltiness about the Hangman promo.

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@Fake_NickP

2 years

@AdultHumanAstro @AndrewE19299508 @libsoftiktok @KelsoSchools Lol what precedent? You think teachers type daily fucking notes filled with every thing every kid said to them and send them home to parents every day? Teachers are mandated reporters. That's the precedent that's been set for a while. This does not set a precedent

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@Fake_NickP

1 year

@TheRajGiri Not liking death matches is fine. Not liking that specific death match is perfectly fine. Why besmirch Abdullah's name to "prove" your point? Just because he didn't main event Mania or Starrcade doesn't mean he wasn't a star. Lots of casuals who watched in that era remember him.

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@Fake_NickP

2 years

@madeline_clair3 @libsoftiktok @KelsoSchools Wow quite the reach

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@Fake_NickP

2 years

@libsoftiktok Very few concerts I've been to have age requirements. I saw much more explicit stuff on stage going to Rob Zombie concerts at age 13 lol. Whoever posted this must not get out much because. This is a streeeeetch.

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@Fake_NickP

9 months

@__AKUMA I don't understand how it is remotely complicated. They also explained it a million times the first night. My 10 year old didn't know what a round robin tournament was before this and he picked it up by the end of the first C2 Dynamite.

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@Fake_NickP

5 months

@DommeBillington He was my favorite AEW wrestler until Darby took that spot. They were neck & neck the first few years. He was a really effective underdog Babyface up until he developed an edge after the Christian feud. I've always be a fan, personally.

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@Fake_NickP

9 years

Today is National Junk Food Day, or as I call it, Day.

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@Fake_NickP

7 months

@TheABPromotions @WWEREALONE Such a tired take, my guy. As a fellow Roddy enjoyer, don't be like that. You can think WWE is great or it's the worst thing ever, but how much other people like something or how much money it makes is not indicative of its quality.

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@Fake_NickP

2 years

@AidenAndNew @BeastWrestler21 That's why I said wrestling is graded on a curve. WWE is the most corporate version of wrestling, so it's limited in some ways in how good it can be. It's an uphill battle to put on a good hardcore match without violence, and to cut a good promo when you have multiple writers.

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@Fake_NickP

5 months

@VicNeumann1 I have seen a lot of AEW fans condemning this slate of releases. Remember, your tight algorithmically created newsfeed is not necessarily an accurate snapshot of the whole world.

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@Fake_NickP

10 years

You see kids, it all started when I saw your mother's twitter handle on the bathroom wall at a truck stop.

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@Fake_NickP

2 years

@ArthurNihil @libsoftiktok @KelsoSchools I agree. I too have worked with youth my entire career. I know grooming and I've seen in it in my work with JSOs. To they're that label on everything cheapens what is a very real, very sick behavior by truly evil people.

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@Fake_NickP

4 months

The most unlikable man in wrestling. Arrogant, corporate prick who sees himself as a god cuz he took the worst professional wrestling that's ever existed and made it mid.

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4 months

Why does he always speak to people like they are dog shit? It’s honestly so off putting. Get that you don’t like the question, but Jesus Christ.

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6 months

@BasilCabana I'm all for calling out WWE & their abhorrent culture. I have given up watching their product because of this. But do you think working for an awful company says more about your character than the things you do/say personally? That seems unfair given how ubiquitous/bad corps are.

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@Fake_NickP

5 months

@DrainBamager WWE gets 0 leeway or wait-and-see on this issue. Been their MO for decades. It does not matter if it's new people in charge, it's bred into the DNA of the company.

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@Fake_NickP

9 months

@anjan_pn This ain't new. You all have rose colored glasses on or something. There has been silliness & "fed shit" from the jump & wonky title reigns pretty early on. Idgaf about BCG, but that's just me. This infiltration narrative is ass.

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@Fake_NickP

5 months

@Sinneswandel3 @BrandonThurston Bro needs to stick to numbers if these are his takes. We don't need yet another editorializer talking about AEW's made up storytelling problem.

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@Fake_NickP

2 years

@madams527 @Big10inTN @GHRadio_Mavrick @KenBramlett22 @IsabellaMDeLuca @DanCrenshawTX How does being in less debt increase someone's reliance on the government? If anything it will help breed more independence. I agree that massively high tuition costs is why we're in this mess, but this is a start in addressing the situation or at the very least a bandaid.

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@Fake_NickP

10 years

Sitting on my bed, watching MMA and eating a turkey leg is as close to a Roman Emperor or Barbarian Warlord I have ever been.

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4 months

@LuisGon43193105 @oAIberto @KENTAG2S That's valid. I disagree, but at least you're not making stuff up

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@Fake_NickP

5 months

Your uncle when you break down and put on a Limp Bizkit song for him at the BBQ

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3 years

#Exclusive I've obtained some leaked ad copy from the upcoming #WWE2K22 game!! #Spoilers #WWE

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@Fake_NickP

1 month

Since WWE fans get irrationally butthurt when anyone says the word "fed," I think everyone should start calling it WWF. I'll start. Men, there sure was a lot of WWF presence at the RNC this year.

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@Fake_NickP

2 years

@TranquiloClubYT My son came unglued at that spot, more than anything else tonight. If a 9 year old boy loves something in wrestling, it's over. Let's reheat Darby, who doesn't love that guy?

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@Fake_NickP

10 years

Well I'm intrigued. http://t.co/DLvYpqMYRY

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@Fake_NickP

11 years

Sneaky behind the scenes shot of @randomepicosity thinking he's taking a sneaky behind the scenes shot. in B&W http://t.co/WQv8HQPrCC

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@Fake_NickP

6 months

@MonsieurPhilly @BornAKang "early 2000s" That makes me feel older than anything else I've read on here

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@Fake_NickP

7 months

@GageToThe He's the only one I knew. Made me feel like I have a modicum of youth & vitality left so I second the s/o.

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@Fake_NickP

10 years

Pretty sure the only reason dudes want girlfriends is to have someone to go to zoos with.

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@Fake_NickP

2 years

@FakeEyes22 In Sunday school they'd put out a Nativity set w/ lil figurines & I played w/ them once & asked the teacher "where are the bad guys?" & she got mad & said there's no bad guys in that story. I just want a Herod so I can finally do this Xmas Joe/Cobra style battle I was looking for

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@Fake_NickP

4 months

@oAIberto @LuisGon43193105 @KENTAG2S Making up some imaginary push in AEW. Making up that he was never main event material in AEW when they've clearly been building him for that since got there. He's capitalizing off an event that clearly changed the immediate trajectory of guys career. Nbd

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@Fake_NickP

2 years

@itspokeylee @Mind_Forces @brainwormzach @ScreenSlate

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5 months

@NickPrincipe7 @ILikeWhatIBuy I stopped buying Legends a few years ago, but some of these B-Tier Spidey villains working OT to get me back

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@Fake_NickP

8 years

Look at all this swag from a young me.

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@Fake_NickP

12 years

Just got the part of Henry Kissinger in the all black stage musical remake of "Nixon." So excited!

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@Fake_NickP

4 months

@ptexo0 Worst takes in wrestling come from all those British dudes in YouTube.

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@Fake_NickP

11 years

@_suztopia First of all, congrats on getting a favorite from @CanadaFoosball

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@Fake_NickP

12 years

@Black_Dynamite is my new study buddy. http://t.co/0Ozh2ySV

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@Fake_NickP

11 years

Oh, res life. http://t.co/05oJxXQN1J

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@Fake_NickP

3 months

People who see a clip of an indie guy doing a flip or jumping off of something & say "all that for a hot dog" are the worst type of fan and we should actively gatekeep them out of all wrestling communities & bully them mercilessly until they leave.

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@Fake_NickP

5 months

@ILikeWhatIBuy Any Frank Quitely cover is an instant purchase.

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@Fake_NickP

3 years

@Ace_Spade4 @__AKUMA It just so happens?!? This is a delusional tweet.

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@Fake_NickP

10 years

Someone go to the zoo with me.

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@Fake_NickP

2 months

@joaopau3989 Bad reply

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@Fake_NickP

11 years

So I just got 4 six year olds to agree on watching Chris Rock standup for a bednight movie tonight.

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@Fake_NickP

7 months

@SoulArtist247 @davaja Aja might be my favorite comic artist of this generation. Everything he does looks great and his style is unique, yet he's also more adaptable than he gets credit for.

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@Fake_NickP

11 years

My interest for the Ant-Man movie has just increased by 1000% knowing that Paul Rudd is the star.

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@Fake_NickP

2 months

Pls give me a reason to own a bump stock other than I just want it or I am delusional and think I can kill the army

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@Fake_NickP

9 months

@ProbablyKiwi Dang nice to see the Workhorsemen love on the TL! They used to wrestle at my local indies a lot and I loved em, then was kinda sad they didn't get a real shot on TV when they got there. Hope they get a chance to shine.

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@Fake_NickP

12 years

The last time I introduced myself to a girl I thought was cute she said "Okay, hi" instead of tell me her name.

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@Fake_NickP

4 months

@oAIberto @LuisGon43193105 @KENTAG2S He wasn't being groomed for a main event spot? That's asinine. He was on a slow build, and he isn't even being skyrocketed to it now. He's not on AEW TV & literally just lost tonight. You're acting like he's the AEW world champ cuz of Punk.

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@Fake_NickP

11 years

People who talk about their spirit animals are my spirit animal.

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@Fake_NickP

7 years

@tzarNIKOLAS Their breadbowls are delicious, but I'm not sure I'd say "another level."

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@Fake_NickP

4 months

@Rivenblade2 I completely agree. I don't think there is a concerted smear campaign conspiracy tangling all these guys together, but I absolutely think WWE understands the positive impact they've had on their business, and will throw out breadcrumbs to keep them happy.

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@Fake_NickP

5 months

@thewhooshman87 Pretty sure he calls his lawyers by the end of every day lol. Just to run down which of his hurt feelings is actionable.

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@Fake_NickP

12 years

Shh! Don't tell the school I "vandalized" their bed frame. http://t.co/VjqAyrva

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@Fake_NickP

11 years

Today on Jeopardy I knew more about Taylor Swift than a girl who goes to Harvard, so things are looking pretty good for me right now.

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@Fake_NickP

9 months

@AndrewSnarks @wizardherebruh Exactly. The silly sports entertainment stuff has been present in AEW since the beginning. They have problems, but the problems are not new. This abandonment of ideals take is so frustrating. Rose tinted glasses.

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@Fake_NickP

10 years

Me at least.

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@Fake_NickP

7 years

I went to pet a stray dog in the alley today & it chased me all the way back to my front porch & I still feel like a 5 year old tbh

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@Fake_NickP

11 years

Here is a thing I wrote a couple days ago. I feel weird about sharing this, but it might help you understand me. http://t.co/O9zTiHdYSX

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@Fake_NickP

8 years

My slacker teen angst has slowly transformed into existential dread and a receding hairline.

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@Fake_NickP

4 months

@SoulArtist247 @Ashy_slashee

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@Fake_NickP

9 months

I'm legitimately salty that the new Kojima game is for Xbox.

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@Fake_NickP

9 months

@Puto_Takagi Seth Rollins is a rare wrestler that is actually better without a character. I liked him most when he was just Seth Rollins the generic good guy. That and bad guy puppet of HHH. Whatever he's been doing the last 3 or 4 years ain't for me.

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@Fake_NickP

4 months

@SoulArtist247 @Ashy_slashee "I threw that shit before I walked into the room!"

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@Fake_NickP

10 years

I want to do a movie where I shoot all the flashbacks sequences now and do the rest in 20 years with the same actors.

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@Fake_NickP

11 years

Today I bought a box of Fruit Brute just because it was in Pulp Fiction and Reservoir dogs. We'll see how it tastes. Not that it matters.

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@Fake_NickP

10 years

Finally got a job locked down for the summer. All that paper is going to Heroscape & Kung Fu movies.

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@Fake_NickP

11 years

@_suztopia Wow I'm jealous. This would make a great wallpaper. My only fear is I wouldn't get anything done because I would just stare at it

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@Fake_NickP

9 months

@stholeary2 It's revisionism and rose tinted glasses. People act like AEW used to be perfect and only has problems now. I love AEW, but I've had problems with them since day one. Some have been addressed, many have not. But this dying days, "why are they bad now" narrative is mad annoying.

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@Fake_NickP

12 years

I want to lose weight for solely cosmetic, shallow reasons. I legitimately don't care about my health.

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@Fake_NickP

12 years

. @taylorswift13 Hey, I think I'm gonna have to reschedge our thing again. I've just been so busy, but u know I'm sorry, bb. Text me later.

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@Fake_NickP

4 months

@IVPvideos This discourse is horrendous. It's the most shallow possible way if looking at the world and they act like they're the smart ones in the room.

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@Fake_NickP

2 years

The cheese section go crazy

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@Fake_NickP

9 years

@stevenganne @FakeEyes22 I wouldn't be mad at a Stilt-Man... But mostly Shang-Chi!

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@Fake_NickP

3 years

@__AKUMA Agreed! It's a perfect way to bring in all the free agents without oversaturating the roster. Open challenges and tournaments are my 2 favorite "tropes" in wrestling too!

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