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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

7 days

Welcome to the start of the 2024 football season.

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

5 years

Ohio State.

Michigan Football

@UMichFootball

5 years

Offense v. Defense. Who WINS this play? #GoBlue 〽️🏈

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

5 years

The Asshole Bowl.

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

5 years

HEISMAN FINALISTS RECAP: Chase Young: Ohio State junior Justin Fields: Ohio State sophomore Joe Burrow: Ohio State graduate Jalen Hurts: Has heard of Ohio

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

5 years

Congratulations to Joe Burrow for becoming Ohio State’s most recent third-string quarterback to win a national championship.

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

6 years

Thinking about that time when my team scored 62 points on the top defense in America, knocked our rival out of the college football playoff conversation and earned the right to play for the Big Ten championship. Seems like yesterday.

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

4 years

Best investment I’ve ever made.

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

5 years

Wishing you and your loved ones a Happy New Year. Have a wonderful 2020 except: ESPN SEC officials Guys named Dabo Penn State fans Nick Saban Purdue Baker Mayfield Jim Harbaugh Iowa Anyone north of Toledo

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

6 years

OMG NOTRE DAME COACH BRIAN KELLY IS LOOKING DOWN AT THE GROUND, HIS HANDS ON HIS KNEES!!! SOMEBODY CHECK ON HIS HEALTH AND ALL YOU IDIOTS FROM @espn SHOULD SHOW CUTAWAYS OF HIM THE REST OF THE GAME!!!

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

6 years

An announcement...

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

4 years

Today is the longest day of the year except in Ann Arbor, where the last Saturday of November is always their longest day of the year.

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

6 years

Observations from today: 1. Elite teams should beat Kentucky. 2. You may now shut up, Central Florida. 3. A sincere thanks for allowing me to be your official fictional football coach at The Ohio State University. #❤️

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

3 years

HALFTIME STAT: Total Points Scored in College Football Playoff History: Ohio State 180 Michigan 3

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

4 years

BREAKING: Alabama now scrambling to fill its 2020 football nonconference slate.

George Takata

@georgetakata

4 years

BREAKING: Reedley College, Fresno City College and Clovis Community College will NOT participate in athletic competition for the fall 2020 semester.

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

6 years

You people act like you’ve never seen Penn State blow a double-digit fourth quarter lead.

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

7 years

Thinking back to when we overcame two large deficits, shut down the Heisman Trophy favorite and beat the No. 2 team. Seems like yesterday.

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

5 years

The Asshole Bowl.

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

2 years

Congratulations to The Ohio State University for doing something today that Tennessee, Clemson and Alabama couldn’t do.

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

4 years

52 of 52 never beat The Ohio State University.

Michigan Football

@UMichFootball

4 years

49 of 52. #GoBlue | #ProBlue

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

4 years

Ohio 3 The World 0

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

4 years

According to my calculations, right now we should be ahead of Illinois 28-0 with 4:27 left in the first quarter.

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

4 years

BREAKING NEWS: Dabo Swinney named AP Asshole Coach of the Year.

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

6 years

Whoever this guy is better have his shit together before Saturday evening.

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

7 years

Cardale Haskins.

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

6 years

If Ryan Day even thinks about parking his vehicle in my RESERVED space at the Woody Hayes Athletic Center, there will be hell to pay.

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

6 years

Thanks to the touching retirement card from Jim Harbaugh although it was weird that he wrote “Happy Retirement, Daddy.”

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

5 years

Number one, bitches.

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

6 years

I swear Penn State fans are the worst.

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

4 years

Clemson clearly is exhausted from playing so many games this season. 😉

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

5 years

Thinking about that time when we scored 56 points on the No. 4 ranked defense in the country, won an eighth straight game against our rival and secured the top spot in the College Football Playoff standings. Seems like yesterday.

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

5 years

Come to the game. Say hi to me. Avoid ESPN College Game Day at all costs. Penn State is not our rival. Eat it, James Franklin.

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

5 years

Congratulations to Dwayne Haskins Jr. for not getting drafted by the New York Giants.

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

7 years

My backup quarterback did it better.

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

6 years

Throwback Saturday to just two weeks ago. #melancholy

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

6 years

2012: 26-21 2013: 42-41 2014: 42-28 2015: 42-13 2016: 30-27 2017: 31-20 2018: 62-39 Thanks to your incredible seniors for carrying on the tradition. I will miss saddening each and every one of you. #mirage

Michigan Football

@UMichFootball

6 years

Thanks to our incredible seniors. Forever part of the Michigan Football family. #GoBlue

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

5 years

Today is the longest day of the year except in Ann Arbor, where the last Saturday of November is always their longest day of the year.

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

6 years

Assistant Athletic Director, bitches.

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

5 years

Then I said, “We scored 62.”

Michigan Football

@UMichFootball

5 years

Then he said, “Don’t worry, our truck can go 61.” 😂😂😂

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

3 years

Chase Winovich is not taking the night well. #RevengeTour

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

7 years

ATTENTION HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RECRUITS: The way this game is shaping up, it’s obvious Dabo Swinney is on the back end of his career.

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

6 years

2016. not a cell phone in sight. just living in the moment. absolutely beautiful.

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

7 years

Merry Christmas to everyone except Jim Harbaugh, Nick Saban, Dabo Swinney, Baker Mayfield and Iowa.

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

4 years

. @UMichFootball what time is ur bowl game?

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

6 years

scarlet

Rose Bowl Game

@rosebowlgame

6 years

Ohio State will wear red in the 105th #RoseBowl

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

6 years

Is this how throwback Thursday works?

Michigan Football

@UMichFootball

6 years

Not our day. #ForeverGoBlue

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

4 years

He’s right.

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

7 years

Imagine how this little guy will feel next Saturday.

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

4 years

It’s 10:08 p.m. and there’s a very good chance Dabo Swinney is being an asshole right now.

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

4 years

Merry Christmas to everyone who’s not named Dabo.

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

6 years

Today is the longest day of the year except in Ann Arbor, where the last Saturday of November is always their longest day of the year.

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

5 years

So sad to see Clemson get a touchdown taken off the board.

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

6 years

How is it that I got suspended for lying to reporters at Big Ten Media Days but Harbaugh kept telling everyone there that he had a good team?

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

5 years

I’m fairly certain that’s not the proper way to enter the transfer portal, son.

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

5 years

BREAKING NEWS: Alabama schedules 2020 home game against Peytonville University.

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

6 years

Thinking about that time when my team rallied from two double-digit deficits, overcame a record crowd and - for a second straight year - swiped victory away from a team that considers us their rival. Seems like yesterday.

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

4 years

When you guys hired Harbaugh to coach.

Michigan Football

@UMichFootball

4 years

Your all-time favorite moment?

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

6 years

Soon.

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

6 years

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone except Jim Harbaugh, Brett McMurphy and those idiots at ESPN who think its cute to show countless camera shots of me after every play.

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

5 years

. @SECOfficiating_ u suck.

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

5 years

Congrats on a signature win for your program, guys.

Michigan Football

@UMichFootball

5 years

W. On to Iowa. #GoBlue

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

4 years

That’s for you, Woody.

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

4 years

Congratulations to Notre Dame for i̶n̶f̶e̶c̶t̶i̶n̶g̶ eliminating Clemson and themselves from playoff contention.

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

5 years

Eat it, Wolverine bitches.

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

7 years

#sorrynotsorry

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

7 years

She sure as hell better learn the words to "Carmen Ohio."

Entertainment Tonight

@etnow

7 years

EXCLUSIVE: Taylor Swift will perform during halftime at the College Football National Championship!

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

5 years

Retweet if you need a hug.

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

4 years

According to my calculations, by now we’d be ahead of That Team Up North 28-0 with 8:43 left in first quarter.

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

7 years

You people act like you’ve never seen a number one seed fall.

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

6 years

I broke @UMichFootball . #NotSorry

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

7 years

Congratulations to the Wisconsin Badgers for winning all but ONE of their games this season.

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

3 years

Presenting your 2021 Ohio State football schedule. #GoBucks

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

6 years

. @UMichFootball At what point will you announce details of your 2019 revenge tour?

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

4 years

It’s clear LSU needs additional assistance from players who have spent time in Columbus.

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

6 years

A reminder I never won Big Ten Coach of the Year despite: -82-9 record (57-5 vs Big Ten) -2014 National Title -3 Big Ten Titles (2014, 2017-18) -1st B1G coach to win 11 games in 6 straight seasons -7-0 vs that Team Up North

Northwestern Football

@NUFBFamily

6 years

Tonight a packed Welsh-Ryan Arena got Evanston’s first chance to recognize the 2018 Big Ten Coach of the Year. 👏🏼🏆👏🏾

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

4 years

. @ClemsonFB don’t feel bad... rutgers also surrendered 49 points against us.

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

7 years

You people act like you’ve never seen a @UMichFootball quarterback lose a big game.

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

5 years

I’m looking at you, Saban.

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

6 years

Just received a lovely retirement card from Penn State coach James Franklin. It started out so well but he forgot to sign his name. Typical for a coach who struggles to finish.

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

4 years

As if you expected anything different.

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

5 years

BIG TEN OFFENSIVE PLAYER OF THE WEEK: J.K. Dobbins BIG TEN DEFENSIVE PLAYER OF THE WEEK: Chase Young BIG TEN RETIRED COACH OF THE WEEK: Me

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

8 years

I keep thinking about that time when we came back from a ten-point deficit and beat our rivals in double overtime. Seems like yesterday...

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

4 years

BREAKING NEWS: Minneapolis man found safe; Missing adult alert canceled.

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

4 years

Since no one has officially made an announcement, please allow me. We’re playing Big Ten football, bitches.

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

6 years

I would be remiss if I didn’t wish you a Happy International Women’s Day.

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

5 years

I’m hearing my phone ring but I’m not answering it, per me.

Bruce Feldman

@BruceFeldmanCFB

5 years

I’m hearing that the #Browns have strong interest in former #OhioState head coach Urban Meyer, per sources.

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

6 years

This won’t be the only time you’ll see Ohio State beat up on a PAC-12 team in the upcoming days.

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@FakeUrban

6 years

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

6 years

Roses are red, Violets are blue I still can’t believe That we lost to Purdue. 😢

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

4 years

Kudos to those of you who planned ahead last April just to have your kids be a part of this tweet.

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

6 years

To @UMichFootball Roses are red, Violets are blue. Mirage or not, We scored 62 points on you.

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

5 years

Imagine what the score would be if they actually called holding plays on the guys trying to guard Chase Young. #FreeChaseYoung

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

5 years

This isn’t awkward.

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

6 years

Good morning to everyone except Jim Harbaugh, Brett McMurphy and pretty much everyone in Alabama.

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

5 years

I hate Clemson.

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

4 years

Now that the Big Ten has changed its mind, any way we could get the SEC replay officials to finally change their minds???

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

6 years

Just like football.

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

7 years

It’s hard to believe that a team called the Trojans is having trouble “protecting” its quarterback.

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

6 years

Repeating what I told you last night: -Thank you all for supporting my account over the years. -I’ll still be Fake Urban and will continue to tweet as Fake Urban after January 1. -Never trust any coaches named Jim, Nick or Dabo.

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

5 years

Number one again, bitches.

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

6 years

Sending this tweet.

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Fake Urban Meyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

6 years

Greg Schiano just stopped by, telling me how it flattering it was to see NFL teams like the Rams and Chiefs employing our defensive techniques. I told him to return to his office.

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