Me, 2012: “9-0 Kris Medlen against the Cards? We got this!”
Me, 2013: “I mean, we have Kimbrel, no chance we lose this one.”
Me, 2018: “LA is tough, but we can win this!”
Me, 2019: “it’s not like they’re gonna score 10 in the first inning”
Me, 2020: I AIN’T SAYIN A DAMN THING