••PHAROAHS MISTRESS••🇿🇲 @FaithAlakas Twitter profile

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••PHAROAHS MISTRESS••🇿🇲

4 months

Can we start a support group for people who love Nshima. We can even have a president naba treasurer who makes sure we have mealie meal for our meetings.

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@FaithAlakas

2 months

@TuttieNambela Toys!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂aweee sure.

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3 years

Took my son for his Under5.❤️❤️❤️

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3 years

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5 years

Men that can seriously cook!!!!! 😍 bwela kuno daddy niku kwatile ndine 💍

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@FaithAlakas

2 years

GERMAN SHEPARD for sale. DM for prices. Retweet my customer may be on your TL . They don't bark.

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@FaithAlakas

10 months

Ba Zambia tourism board bali ndwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

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@Anele

10 months

Come to South Africa 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦

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@FaithAlakas

1 month

My world has crumbled in a million pieces. I HAVE NEVER FELT THIS KIND OF PAIN. I HAVE LOST MY MOTHER.

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@FaithAlakas

4 years

Just because she cut a phone call you will hear ati Mutale Mwanza can make a good president.

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@FaithAlakas

11 months

Last time i kissed , mealie meal was at 55 kwacha.

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@FaithAlakas

3 years

Nanga our Zambian musicians when are they signing kuma Def Jam records?

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@FaithAlakas

4 years

Quarantine and chill?

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@FaithAlakas

5 years

Might delete this After my crush sees it😅😅😅

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@FaithAlakas

3 years

So what will Africa be doing during world war III?

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@FaithAlakas

5 years

He proposed , i said Yes!!!

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@FaithAlakas

3 years

I will not lie, ine KK te sana otherwise.

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@FaithAlakas

5 years

Great pyramids of Giza

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@FaithAlakas

3 years

But why name your child DICKSON? WHY???

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@FaithAlakas

3 years

These Bafikala thought Zambia belonged to them.

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@FaithAlakas

5 years

#ZedTwitter NANGA IWEEEEEEE!!!!! drawinga tione.

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@FaithAlakas

5 years

Zed twitter : please explain to us where we can find men that give $5000 for massages. Someone :

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@FaithAlakas

3 years

How do i buy someone's son the 2000 kwacha hoodie with a 3 kwacha in my airtel money?

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@FaithAlakas

2 years

I know someone who paid 16,000 to be on that teachers list.

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@FaithAlakas

4 years

Swimming lessons are about to begin at Kulima tower today 😂😂😂

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@FaithAlakas

9 days

Nama Problems yalimu Zambia , what time can you even have for a relationship??

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@FaithAlakas

2 years

I hate it when people ask why I do not drink alcohol, CHIKALA I JUST DONT DRINK!!!!

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@FaithAlakas

3 years

Joe Biscuit??? Its a NO from me.

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@FaithAlakas

4 years

If he eats hungry lion with nshima 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

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@FaithAlakas

4 years

Nshima with Kapenta!!!!! Mark me absent!!! better i chew glass.

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@FaithAlakas

3 years

As a Zambian, do you have a Zambian flag in your home?

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@FaithAlakas

2 years

Ba Priest phone ili off...WHY??????

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@FaithAlakas

3 years

Whatever you do in this life, never call me DEAR!!!! NEVER!!!!

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@FaithAlakas

5 years

Girlfriend for hire. 1. Family event(weddings) k1000 2.chills with your friends k500 3. Talking to you and chaffing you k300 Note: am very funny😂😂😂😂 i can make your ancestors laugh too.

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@FaithAlakas

6 months

>>>>>

MADAM 🏆

@seniormadam

10 months

No face mirror pictures >>>

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@FaithAlakas

3 years

Pa Zed Twirra, lelo ati you are a STAR mailo ati you are STANYOKO 😂.

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@FaithAlakas

4 years

Even after getting him a Ps5 , A man will EMBARRASS you!!!!!!!!!!

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@FaithAlakas

5 years

Dating a Jehovah witness man is pure gold. No birthday,No valentine,No Christmas. You will only buy him a briefcase, jacket naka tie.

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@FaithAlakas

4 years

GOOD MORNING, again Fear ZAMBIAN MEN!!!!!!

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@FaithAlakas

4 years

To be honest i do not want a weddding, kitchen party or chilanga mulilo. All i want is my marriage blessed in church naka destination honey moon pa side. KWASILA!!!!

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@FaithAlakas

4 years

So you people forgot about uncle jimmy shawarma just like that????

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@FaithAlakas

5 years

People that cannot read passed a typo Mwapangwa shani???? Just because a simple letter is missing or has been misspelled you cannot put the sentence together?? Mwaliba fye DULL!!!!!!

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@FaithAlakas

4 years

Remember when eggs used to be 50ngwee?

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@FaithAlakas

3 years

Can't wait for boobs to start trending so we can also post ours.

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@FaithAlakas

4 years

Girlfriend allowance is IMPORTANT!!!!! "

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@FaithAlakas

6 months

Suicide is such a weird thing. My uncle just hanged himself this morning.

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@FaithAlakas

4 years

Zambian men goodmorning please.

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@FaithAlakas

6 years

Dear Lusaka people this is not baby making weather this is farming weather.

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@FaithAlakas

2 years

Help me pray for my Mum. 💔

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@FaithAlakas

4 years

Tweeps with 2 followers really be the ones with no manners😂 you follow them they decide to unfollow you, bafikala ninshi!!??

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@FaithAlakas

3 years

What relish makes you eat your Nshima?

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@FaithAlakas

3 years

Nsima yaku market, zoona ilina message.

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@FaithAlakas

5 years

How i kumbwa some Zambian men pa Twirra but my pride wont let me fakapo my manifesto.

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@FaithAlakas

5 years

16million Zambians and you are still single, where is the problem?

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@FaithAlakas

5 years

wanna tell all the Zambian bricks that you are loved 😍whether you are a nicley baked pan brick olo just a regular brick made of Mud ❤ you are loved loved loved.

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@FaithAlakas

5 years

Lusaka girls will zoom your picture to see if there's money in your pocket before they follow back 😂

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@FaithAlakas

3 years

WHY DONT PEOPLE SAY HOW DIFFICULT IT IS TO MOVE OUT OF YOUR PARENTS HOUSE? 😭😭😭 should be added on 1000 ways to die.

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@FaithAlakas

6 years

December starter pack.

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@FaithAlakas

5 years

Good night to all those guys without girlfriends😘.

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@FaithAlakas

6 years

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂this is accurate.

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@FaithAlakas

6 years

Dear men jeans and pointed office shoes dont go on the same outfit 😒😒😒😒how many times should we tell you this?

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@FaithAlakas

4 years

I just saw my friends girlfriend pa society park doing vama love nama Wawawa with another man 😩

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@FaithAlakas

5 years

Catching feelings in Lusaka is at your own risk.

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@FaithAlakas

4 years

If you are Melinda from Nipa, your boy is telling his friends ati sumamupanga busy and they are laughing at your waist beads.

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@FaithAlakas

4 years

Gents please cut your nails

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@FaithAlakas

3 years

Imagine not liking TENTE, SHAME!!!!!!you don't like heaven.

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@FaithAlakas

4 years

To whom it may concern "it's Peaches not pinches"

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@FaithAlakas

4 years

If he doesnt eat Impwa🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

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@FaithAlakas

5 years

If i pick the wrong nigga one more time 😩😩😩am throwing in the towel and going into retirement.

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@FaithAlakas

3 years

What do you like about PF??

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@FaithAlakas

4 years

Good morning to us future G-wagon owners.

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@FaithAlakas

5 years

African Relatives "ENTITLEMENT " tendencies are the worst form of black tax. How do you start demanding for things just because you are my fathers brother ? To top it all this man says he cannot eat if there isnt any eggs, butter or milk for breakfast, but he doesnt even work !

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@FaithAlakas

3 years

Someone said the plural for cadre is Cadershians 😂😂😂

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@FaithAlakas

5 years

Cooked some Rape nice and green and the only compliment i got was " uhmmmm kuchi kwati simuzakankala vi rape ivi sivi napye" 🙄🙄 which foolish ancestor told Zambians knowing how to cook is making the vegetables brown?

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@FaithAlakas

5 years

2020 i am getting a Man on a serious note. 😂😂😂

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@FaithAlakas

3 years

How do i become a Cadre???

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@FaithAlakas

5 years

Met my soulmate the other day he asked for my number 😭😭i couldn't give it to him because i was with my situationship boyfriend, i watched my childrens father and the Loml Walk away. 😭💔

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@FaithAlakas

4 years

Simple simple Chikala.

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@FaithAlakas

1 month

Life is sooo funny, being the only girl and last born ,my mother talked about how she had my wedding all planned out. She couldn't wait for me to have kids and you know what??? Today i am planning my mother's funeral💔

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@FaithAlakas

3 years

How can you turn a 50ngwee into 500?

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@FaithAlakas

4 years

Dear single people, nichani kansi nau single 😂 bwelani tikambisane tipeze ma solution to our singleness.

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@FaithAlakas

4 years

Ps5 isati vute, ladies let us continue with the socks.

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@FaithAlakas

4 years

@DominicMboo_ Here representing Nsenga land😌

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@FaithAlakas

4 years

Zedtwitter i fix pegs at a fee 😂😂😂😂support my hustle!!!!!

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@FaithAlakas

5 years

Dear Tweeps next time we decide to meet off twitter please leave your fake accent on twitter or at home. THANK YOU!

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@FaithAlakas

4 years

People who eat cow legs, what is your problem ? Sindiyo izo please.

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@FaithAlakas

3 years

Do men accept nudes as valentine presents?

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@FaithAlakas

5 years

Where can i buy a boyfriend in Lusaka?

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@FaithAlakas

4 years

Where do you find husbands?????

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@FaithAlakas

3 years

Please NO VISITING, this weather is for other things.

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@FaithAlakas

1 year

If he doesn't like impwa 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

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@FaithAlakas

3 years

Do not forget to BATH.

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@FaithAlakas

3 years

Got my Baloons🎈🎈🎈 Thank you God for the new age.

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@FaithAlakas

5 years

These rains paka tifole nama vumo🙄🙄🙄🙄

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@FaithAlakas

5 years

JANUARY 😩😩

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@FaithAlakas

5 years

ME: help me find this man that gives $5000.

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@FaithAlakas

5 years

Just wanna take a Nigga out to lunch please!!!!!!!! 😞 problem is you Lusaka Men are all taken.

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@FaithAlakas

5 years

If Bae is short don't call him Bae call him "Baemuda"

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@FaithAlakas

5 years

God has a plan for each one of us in this life😭😭Never in my wildest dreams did i ever think il see the places i have been to. GUYS TODAY I SAW THE PYRAMIDS na menso yanga 😭😭😭😭 i saw those tombs and the heard the stories and the gods behind each one of them.

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@FaithAlakas

4 years

Ma essential workers ka weather ka mpepo lelo bwa??? 😅😅😅 ise ma lova tili gwaaa muma blanket 😎

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@FaithAlakas

4 years

So tell us, why are you single?

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