Jordan @FairyGodHimbo Twitter profile

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Jordan

5 months

Here’s to officially hitting 3 years of this bodybuilding thing. I think I’ll keep it up and see where it takes me. Left pic is my first coach checkin (weight: 195). Right is my most recent (weight: 207)

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Jordan

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2 years

Once in a blue moon I actually go into the office 👕🤓

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3 years

UPS guy delivers package to wrong house (should go to our neighbors). Turns to go saying “Man I need to get back to the gym”😂…I wonder why💪🏻

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1 year

#RestStopDad Jersey edition, ayyyyy🤌🏻

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1 year

Jacket’s getting a little tight

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1 year

Almost time to retire this shirt #tight

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1 year

240 at the doctor’s office #Win Listen to your dad and your care of yourself people💪🏻🙏🏻

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3 years

#WegmansDad checking in! How’re y’all doin’ today?

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1 year

#TransformationTuesday First Coach Checkin -> Latest Coach Checkin (28 months)

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@FairyGodHimbo

3 years

Hey Twitter! Feeling it today so, #AskMeAnything ! #AM

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@FairyGodHimbo

2 years

Feet back on the ground in the DMV

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@FairyGodHimbo

1 year

This week marks 2 years since I took the plunge into bodybuilding, committed fully, and hired a coach for first time, and boy has it been a journey. I’ve given it my all, and I’m ready for even more. #ThrowbackThursday

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1 year

Hey 👋🏻 from #WegmansDad

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3 years

Hey kids! #WegmansDad

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3 years

Happy Wednesday y’all!! #WegmansDad took the day off work so he’s of course making the rounds before he hits the gym for some early shoulders!

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11 months

Hey

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3 years

Didn’t get to do any posing at the gym today, so y’all get a quick abs shot. The high cal days…phew! Feeling bigger for sure, but oh so full!!

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2 years

Just a little 🍑 fun during today’s post workout posing

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@FairyGodHimbo

3 years

#WegmansDad Returns! Been taking my budgeting seriously, so less trips to the Wegs sadly, but every so often the need arises. Pretty close to outgrowing this shirt I think😏

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3 years

Time to fucking blast these #Shoulders . Also, legs wanted to say hi.

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2 years

#WegmansDads #LoveWins

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1 month

Morning flex 💪🏻

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3 years

So long! Farewell! Auf wiedersehen! Good Night!

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1 year

Hey😉 #TowelTuesday

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1 year

Last night’s #ShoulderDay Feeling’ big

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2 years

Midday grocery run to pickup dinner for the fam #WegmansDad (Dad’s getting a little thicc😳💪🏻)

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7 months

#WFHWednesday 😉

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1 year

#RestStopDad …maybe?

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3 years

Busy Sunday coming up! #FastedCardio and Meal 1 in the books…grocery shopping, cooking, cleaning and Arms on deck!

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@FairyGodHimbo

3 years

Getting started with Arms & Shoulders day! Let’s get pumped💪🏻!

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@FairyGodHimbo

2 years

Starting 2023 with a couple of rest days to give these 40-year old joints a proper rest before the next bulk begins. #Cardio , however, is still on the menu 🥵💦💦🚴

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3 years

Morning folks! Hitting chest in a bit and tons of chores to follow. What’s everyone working today?

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@FairyGodHimbo

2 years

#TransformationTuesday 18 months, 50 pounds and a whole lotta work💪🏻

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@FairyGodHimbo

2 years

And now to start the day with some #FastedCardio 🔥🔥🔥

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3 years

2021 Top Tweets - Seems like y'all really like my #WegmansDad vibe☺️. Gonna have to keep that up in 2022 (except bigger of course)

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5 months

he’s so sneaky 📸

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2 years

#WalmartDad cause sometimes you want to save a buck💵

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2 years

The store was all out of lean beef, so I brought my own #WegmansDad

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3 years

Morning y’all! Starting the new year with some abs, then #ArmDay and housework because there’s no rest for the weary!

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3 years

#flexfriday when your nephew (10) calls you “Strong Uncle” and asks you how you got ripped…you know you’re doing it right💪🏻

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@FairyGodHimbo

8 months

#TransformationTuesday Time for a few life updates, and all the changes that come with them. It’s been just about 3 years since I started sharing here and I’m thankful for having that chance. It’s made a massive difference in keeping me motivated as life took many turns. (1)

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2 years

#WegmansDad Returns!!! And is already missing his guy ❤️ #OnTheRoad

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@FairyGodHimbo

2 years

Merry Christmas🎄from #WegmansDad

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@FairyGodHimbo

2 years

Proud to be out as my nerdy, cereal loving, gay bodybuilding self. It’s never too late to find and live your truth. Happy National Coming Out Day🌈

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@FairyGodHimbo

2 years

#LegDay with my guy❤️

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@FairyGodHimbo

3 years

Today marks 18 years that Mrs Himbo and I have been together, and 14 years that we’ve been married. So of course #WegmansDad had to do the right thing and pick her up some flowers (not pictured)

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Jordan

@FairyGodHimbo

2 years

Hey y’all! Got some extra time in the airport so, why not! #AskMeAnything #AMA

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@FairyGodHimbo

1 year

@theobromic_ I’ll firmly argue that himbos don’t have to be unintelligent…but they have some quality of ineptitude/innocence/naïveté (which can be intelligence, but not required)

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Jordan

@FairyGodHimbo

1 year

8 years. Inside and out, a different man altogether.

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@FairyGodHimbo

3 years

Let’s go #LegDay !!

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@FairyGodHimbo

2 months

And with the tolling of the bells… This… Is… 42 And it’s going to be biggest and best year yet😤💪🏻🔥

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@FairyGodHimbo

3 months

Bedtime bonus🪥

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@FairyGodHimbo

3 years

#WegmansDad would like to wish y’all a Happy Saturday and a great rest of your weekend (he is very hungry and has two more meals to get in tonight😳)

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@FairyGodHimbo

2 years

Just a heads up! I’m going to be ending my BuckedUp Ambassador role this month (and hopefully get with a more bodybuilding centric brand). So last chance to restock with my discount code “GetHuge22”

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@FairyGodHimbo

25 days

And…that’s a wrap. G’night folks!

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1 year

Hiya

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2 years

18 -> 40

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@FairyGodHimbo

11 months

A special thotty #ThirstyThursday for this Thanksgiving

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@FairyGodHimbo

3 years

Happy #TowelTuesday !! Hope y’all have a great one!!

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1 month

Happy #ThirstyThursday kids

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1 year

Feelin cute

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1 year

#Bodybuilding achievement unlocked!!!

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2 years

#MotivationMonday One of the original physiques that inspired me to start this journey. Two and half years later and it seems I need to update my fitspo😅

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@FairyGodHimbo

2 years

Cleaning out the closet and had to try on a few things. Shirts from a few years ago, tight…scout shirt from 2003? Still fits…😳😂

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2 years

Hey there from the ever elusive #CostcoDad 👋🏻

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2 years

Thanks everyone for your thoughts, well wishes and encouragement this week❤️. Things doing much better.

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2 years

❤️

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2 years

#TransformationTuesday 14 months 💪🏻

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2 years

Y’all know #WegmansDad , but have you met #PapaFoodLion ? LOL

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@FairyGodHimbo

1 month

Time for a comparative #FlexFriday . I got this polo for the Barbie movie last summer, as it was decently loose at the time…not so much now 😅 Weight: 226 vs 246

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@FairyGodHimbo

3 years

Sometimes I wear actual clothes

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2 years

Officially 40 and couldn’t be happier with where I am💪🏻

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@FairyGodHimbo

3 years

And now for something (slightly) different #CostcoDad

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3 years

Happy Wednesday from #WegmansDad , getting some refills for the meal plan and supplies for more #pumpkin baking. Hope y’all are having a great night!

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1 month

#TowelTuesday

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3 years

No leg flexes today, but still wanted to say hi from gym 👋🏻 (posting a little late😂)

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1 year

Happy #TowelTuesday

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2 months

Definitely entered my polo era

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Jordan

@FairyGodHimbo

3 years

G’Night folks!!!

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@FairyGodHimbo

2 months

Between a funeral, travel, and some weirdly pissy muscle strains, took the last week off to fully recover. Back at it with tonight’s #PushDay

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@FairyGodHimbo

3 years

1.) I love this shirt (fit, feel, it's all good. Not a brand plug...just really like it😜) 2.) I did a thing and messaged Coach #1 . Closing out this initial chapter for the next one. 3.) Official call with new, local coach. Signed up and READY-TO-GO🔥💪. Feeling PUMPED!

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@FairyGodHimbo

3 years

Got a notification on a post from 10/30…and was a bit shocked. Had to throw up a proper comparison vs today 109 day -> +30 pounds

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@FairyGodHimbo

8 months

IG saw it first 🚿 🧼

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Jordan

@FairyGodHimbo

3 years

When you can’t resist letting your Moogle flag fly. Kupo!

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@FairyGodHimbo

3 years

Extra loaded with carbs today (3200 cals by my calculation😱) and it’s time to hit some #BackDay !!!

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2 months

Mornin’ kids. Dad needs #Caffeine .

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1 year

#TowelTuesday so relieved to be back home.

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@FairyGodHimbo

3 years

#WegmansDad on the prowl yesterday. The mission? restock on lean beef🥩 and sweet potatoes🍠. This pullover is a lot tighter than it was when I got it a year ago😅💪🏻

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@FairyGodHimbo

2 years

Flying while bodybuilding…your delts set off the body scanner because they’re larger than average. For the price of a quick pat down, I’ll take it 🤣

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11 months

Kitchen candids 🥩

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10 months

“A clean mirror demands a selfie” -Meathead proverb

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2 years

#WegmansDad 2021 vs 2022. One year difference for today’s #TransformationTuesday

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3 years

Before #5AMCrew , there’s #4AMCrew …cause cardio still has to get done😵

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@FairyGodHimbo

3 years

Happy #FlexFriday y’all! Not only that, but I broke 7k followers last night!!! Continually amazed by all of y’all! Thank you!🙏🏻😘 To celebrate, let’s do 7 days of Ask-Me-Anything, really open up the floodgates to get to know me. Rules: 1. Questions must be posted as comments 1/2

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