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4 months

@FabAcademic @BotswanaTourism This woman has lived her life to the fullest.Whats not to like.

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4 months

@MDNnewss 'I am into females'.Why wld he bring that line , if the assumption was that he is on a date with a female.Its unnatural that you go on a date with a 'female' & 'she ' asks what are you into and you say you are into females.Scripted for the optics

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@daddyhope Hopewell money changed hands in the dead of the night somewhere in seventh street.Anyway semunhu asina portfolio no one ever listens. Just like Eduardo Galeano said, 'HISTORY NEVER REALLY SAYS GOODBYE, BUT MERELY SAYS, SEE YOU LATER'

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2 months

@ClaysonMonyela You truly understand every aspect of your remit. I am proud of you bra van my. You always keep people informed on the developments

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1 month

@SSRugby He will go down in History as one of the best rugby captains ever. Dead or alive. No disrespect to Francois Pienaar, Gary Teichmann, Victor Matfield and anyone you can dream of. There is something distinctively peculiar about Siya. Cant put my finger on it. He is the real deal.

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2 months

@ali_naka Lee Anne Manas who's parents are both Lebanese is universally accepted as South African.Thixo.

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1 month

@joseph_kalimbwe Millions spent on the palm trees tender.Zimbabwe is a crime scene and beyond repair🥲🥲🥲🥲

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6 months

@NewsHawksLive @admire_dube How many currencies are we going to keep launching - with no sustainable shelf life?

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@Fainos_kamundah

20 days

@Judaeda3 As a father of two boys , same age as this kid - it breaks my heart. I know at times i am brutal and tell people to lay on the sword & carry their own cross but this time, i feel a bit emotional. For when yr future starts this way - there might be no turning back🥲🥲🥲🥲

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3 months

If you thought the fish monger Tafadzwa Mugwadi was worse - you must be having a laugh.Farai Marapira is a cleaner & hybrid version of Mugwadi - but very arrogant, divisive,toxic & polarising.Zimbabweans if this is the kind of leadership we

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3 months

@Mlu__N7 So when you eat punani you are licking hydrogen peroxide & lactic acid🤭🤐🤐😳😳😭😭.And thats the same combination discolouring the knickers😳😳.Thixo

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4 months

@Maluda012 He is unequivocally the best opposition leader - since the promulgation of independence.Not even Mangosuthu Buthelezi,Holomisa,Lekota - combined or anything you can dream of , can rival The Phenomena that is Malema

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3 months

@nickmangwana Akoma Nick save yourself from your tweet and edit accordingly

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2 months

@TonraffZw This is the proper tripe not that bleached snack.Tripe has to have semblance of grass, grit and intoni intoni 😭

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4 months

@Shadaya_Knight This one I would take him to Mukarakate and enrol him at Mutize primary school and leave him in the custody of sekuru Bondera .He is at the right age yekuswatura kuti swatu .No home made lunch,no school meals - unodya wadzoka from school @MJairosi come here

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6 months

@ChimhamhaZw 'i will not say where'.Now you expect us to trust this government?Not in this life time

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22 days

@ChangeRadioZW This sound bite is one of the greatest 'cryptic' - subliminals of all times by any Zimbabwean artist.Dead or Alive.

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3 months

@ali_naka Now let me give you a nugget on flying helicopters.Anyone can get it off the ground using the collective & cyclic , if given a quick operational manual.The problem is landing it.There is a lot of coordination needed with the anti torque pedals & tail rotor control.🤭🤭

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6 months

@M9nine1 The way he switched the bag he was holding to set up chessa mpama is priceless & iconic

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19 days

@nickmangwana Why were there no casualties 😭😭😭

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22 days

Forget about Abedi Ayew Pele and Nevermind Anthony Yeboah , or Stephen Appiah, Asamoah Gyan is unequivocally the best football player Ghana has ever had.Those before him had the pedigree to grace any game but Gyan was a different breed & had bundles of swag to last an eternity.

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3 months

@Perci57 He who alleges proves.

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7 days

@TembaMliswa Temba stay out of this one please. You do not have lived experiences of Tuku's kids. If they dont talk about it, how do you expect them to heal from a traumatic upbringing. Iwewe zvaune vana musango do u think those kids will recover from the trauma of you not being around

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22 days

@AdamTheofilatos Do i have a dry sense of humour what.I wouldnt pay to go and watch him at the apollo or Bournemouth theatre to be fair. My kind of comedy is from Chris Rock, Martin Lawrence. Pretty old school i am

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4 months

@GodPenuel Bra van my - there is no such thing as STEP CHILDREN.I wld not want my 'step kids' to call me step dad.I am dad to them.Anyway different cultures different take.Maybe mid life crisis is creeping in or I am just too conservatively old school

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3 months

@LadyM1306 Unfortunately you need them more than they need you

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1 month

@Maluda012 @MDNnewss Respectfully i think he has THE BRAG much as the genre was blowing underground, i think he helped amplify its PRESENCE & SUSTAINABILITY.Just like OSKIDO & Arthur saying they started Kwaito. There were others like Makhendlas,Mdu, Chiskop,Mashamplani etc

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@MJairosi Pulling off that daring stunt would not have come on the backdrop of Chiwenga's shrewd & astute planning with such precise execution. This coup had all the hallmarks of RUKA CHIVENDE.Chiwenga was just a stooge who took one for the team.FACT

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3 months

@BillzDaOriginal

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4 months

@_mashesha People forget Helen is an astute politician & accomplished journalist.She is good at spin Doctoring - I suppose the interviewer found that she is not reckless with information.

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3 months

@LadyM1306 Rule of thumb says - a side chick is a side chick for a reason.Sorry if it sounds gross - but they are married men's sperm cesspits🤕😳🤐😭😭🌹

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1 month

@VideosVuvu I have watched this video three times and there is no mention or any semblance of a South Africa there another video other than this

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@Fainos_kamundah

19 days

@ali_naka When he was at radio BOP , I took a taxi to Mafikeng with a demo tape. I was very young and raw. And when he transitioned to 5FM , i did the same with a demo tape and met him with Bra Tim Modise. This guy was the epitome of broadcasting. He had bundles of swag

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4 months

@LynneStactia Great Uruguayan prolific writer Eduardo Galeano once said, 'History never really says goodbye but it merely says see you later'.It's a long way to 2030😭😭😭🤕🤐

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4 months

@OfficiallShebe_ Keep your head up will bounce back ntanga

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Back in the day when we were assured to TRUST the leadership & that VICTORY was certain🤐🤐🤐😭😭😭😳😳TRUST the process.Vakafa havana zvavakaona.😭😭

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@BakangLethoko @GaytonMcK That innocuous hug in the first world would be turned into a news story .Especially tabloids. It takes me back to the spanish football boss during the womens world

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1 month

@pmcafrica The way he narrates it - any peasant would be convinced that indeed the other small one had engineers in it.

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7 months

@ShoMadjozi It's quite refreshing to see you inspire so many young kids.

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27 days

@Newzroom405 So the remorse only manifested after her death🥲🥲.Why did you not use the podcast to issue a public apology because that was the most opportune moment. There are blurred lines bra van my. Anyway lay on your sword and carry yr own cross. Guilt will eat you

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4 months

@Shadaya_Knight I know a South African lady who is based in the the age of 11 her daughter was already answering back.She decided to book a holiday to Africa.Enrolled her at a rural school in KZN , left her there .Akaswatuka kuti swatu.She is now a Chartered ACCOUNTANT

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4 months

Just a bit of trivia.Forget my transition to Aviation - the best time I have ever had was working for ITV (UK) sports.Television production remains the best career to date.Yes aviation turns me on but telly is priceless.I got to work with

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6 months

@pmcafrica @Miz_Ruraltarain Please keep your South Africa.yoooo

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2 months

Outside of all the twitter and social media fanfare - I am also human and bound to miss home.KwaMukarakate - ikoko kwa Chief Mangwende - ikoko kuNhowe mission😭🤐😭

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4 months

@ali_naka The coloureds who don't consider themselves black, our kids we take to private white schools (who don't identify as black) and clever blacks - including elite foreign South Africa is not ready for emancipation & renaissance

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1 month

Hanzi munomuvengerei Chamisa?Here is my undiluted perspective.If you are a Director & shareholder of a company and decide to leave - citing personal reasons - you don't just write a DEAR JOHN(letter) and leave without doing a proper handover to the board members.

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3 months

@KMutisi Some times if it's not your speciality it's worth it to shut the gob.Thats a US military aircraft.They only use this type for cargo if it's humanitarian not to deliver diplomatic supplies.Zvimwe pfuurwai

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3 months

As much as Ostalos used his unlimited Marxist ideological rhetoric to conveniently avoid some very key questions - he is on paper the best out of his age group.His approach tonight was that of a young politician in transition to a political maverick.

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@Fainos_kamundah

4 months

@ali_naka Who are DA harvesting these votes from?Which other race constituency other than whites - are doing what Margaret Thatcher was against - THE LADY IS NOT FOR TURNING,you turn if you want to.

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4 months

It was heartbreaking to listen to Chimhamha speaking about the looting spree happening in Zimbabwe - on Gambakwe this morning.She highlighted that a report has been launched with the South African Financial intelligence centre to investigate

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4 months

@Mahlatsbujwa Has the ministry of sports & culture approached you as yet in regard with setting up a roadmap for building dance studios & funding of talented youngsters

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5 months

Have come to the realisation that some of the key fundraisers for CCC in the lead up to the elections were all under the payroll of DG Moyo 🤐🤐🤐.Never trust anyone - nomatter how eloquent.ZANU PF will infiltrate even the KGB😭🤕.

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1 month

@Miz_Ruraltarain Chommie where are the V11s.Where is the evidence of the diplomatic passports? What criteria was used for that immunity? And at whose discretion.Mmmmmmmm

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@ali_naka This national treasure must be preserved at all costs.Turned down a gvt portfolio because he feels - the gvt is already many sadza,nsima,pap, Ughali eaters can be that principled.Head bowed

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4 months

@Shadaya_Knight Just like Nadia Nakai - 8years from now she will be hunting for a husband - on the backdrop of - I have found jesus

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5 months

@matigary Mahere's argument falls flat on its face. She must ask herself why Chamisa & Markham are the only ones who abandoned ship - without the safeguard of a life they can't even trade water because the seas are rough.

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4 months

@Shadaya_Knight @The_Suits_World Your instincts & principles must be studied at Harvard University.The ability to turn down an AQUA from a renowned criminal is epic.

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@Fainos_kamundah

5 months

@MDNnewss I hope Basetsane Khumalo goes to his funeral.Dingaan was her first love before the allure of the bold & the beautiful - in Romeo Khumalo .Fact

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19 days

@NalaThokozane It reminds me of a Simon Mann coup plot on the President of Equatorial Guinea around 2002/3. Their plane was intercepted in Harare whilst 'refueling' enroute to the dare devil gig. The plane had 150 mercenaries of different nationalities - including white south africans

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4 months

Mbuya Gudo from Dotito once said, politicians lie for a living.Hence never become angry on behalf of a politician.Last week after the burial of Murisi Zwizwai - politicians from all obbha(as Skomota wld say) went to Temba Mliswa's crib to binge & feast

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1 month

@InfinityBars99 If i was Voltz JT i would write a diss track and borrow Tupac's line - YOU CLAIM TO BE A PLAYER BUT I ............

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7 months

Now on a global stage - for elementary students of political science - pay attention to this thread. Global & regional wars are a creation of the matrix - who thrive on power & control. In the case of Gaza - leaked information suggests

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4 months

These days I only attend spaces who allow alternative voices to be heard.Zve discipleship kwete🤭🤕🤐

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1 month

Fear the opposite Jermaine Jenas lost all his BBC presenting gigs worth over £200k a year because of an inappropriate text message to a female colleague from the ONE show😳😳😳🤕.Why didn't she just warn him than getting a whole bread winner sacked

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3 months

Sadza eaters be at liberty to take time off from work and come to the Farnborough airshow - which starts on the 26th of July.Adrenalin junkies are welcome too.The Boeing creations - Chinook & Apache will be burning Gallons of Jet A1 + AL48 every day of the show piece.Huyai veduwe

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3 months

@advocatemahere The juxtaposition is astounding . Kenya has the SGR rail network.Tanzania has the same and so is Burundi.The Chinese investment banks hv invested heavily in infrastructural development.Zimbabwe takaroiwa vekwamainini tinodya sadza nesoup

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1 month

@MJairosi @ZANUPF_Official Rituals have to be performed for power retention.😳😳😭😭🤐🤐.These guys aid the subjugation of the defenceless peasants.Saka ndikoko

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3 months

@ali_naka My brother are you aware me and you could run the biggest news agency in Africa - all things being equal.🤭🤭

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1 month

This sadza eater is not bothering anyone - not hosting spaces anymore - spends time with Saskos, Ugandans & Kenyans but some attention seeking lamberjack is still on a trailblazing smear campaign😳😳😳🤐🤐🤐😳

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@Fainos_kamundah

6 months

@nelsonchamisa Respectfully I think it's mischievous - if not borderline demonic to mislead people that you are true opposition - through a dosage of are working for Munangagwa & it's repulsive to coerce gullible pple that you are opposition.

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1 month

Instead of spearheading pointless cooking competitions - why cant the first lady of ZIMBABWE - use her soft power to visit & mobilise resources for these peasants 😳😳😳

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3 months

@daddyhope Gorimbo is the one believing his own hype.He thinks he is already in the league of Israel 'the style bender ' Adesanya or Michael venom Page.This kid from Bikita drilled one borehole for the peasants in his village & thinks he has reached cult hero status as yet.🤭🤭😭

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1 month

When the man exposes government corruption,botched up tenders,DRAX scandal,the ruthless extortion of public funds - we cuddle and embrace him.The moment he tries to do housekeeping on our end - yowe yowe yowe mutengesi atumwa neZANU.

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4 months

@MDNnewss If Khune is 37 I am 29 in football terms

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4 months

@mutami_susan I have always written & questioned why our infrastructure is way behind most of our neighbours - particularly those in east Africa.If you go to Kenya the Chinese built modern roads & rail infrastructure (SGR project),Same as Tanzania & Burundi.Zim Dilolo

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3 months

@Mo_Magoda Repulsive beyond will discover that she might even have raised him - whilst his mom worked in a different city.If he can beat up his grandma without any reservations - what about a stranger if he can hv access to a gun

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2 months

Someone who normally has opinion on literally everything seems oblivious on all the arrests happening in Zim.Anyway isu vana vekwamainini takanzi tinodya sadza nesoup

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2 months

@daddyhope That formation of sleeping is called BEMBA.The cell is open plan with one toilet without a door or any squart in the full glare of all other inmates.The flashing system is redundant & a few people hv to relieve themselves first before using a bucket 😭

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@Fainos_kamundah

3 months

@ali_naka @ZECzim Then some Sadza eater okusimbisa kuti next election tinohwina with electoral reforms 🤭.What reforms?Some crusaders are too playful.Zimbabwe is a full blown competitive authoritarian state.The more these green bombers vocalise their rhetoric the more the chilling effect

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4 months

@daddyhope @KingMntungwa I said the same to @Ofs5B this morning.Promoting him will handicap his capabilities.Being part of the cabinet means he will be more bound by policy framework .It will effectively make his current prowess redundant.

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@Fainos_kamundah

4 months

Is it a crime to write someone's dissertation or essay?I have written for a few friends who covertly ask me to 'proof read' - knowing well it's a dog's breakfast which I wld need to rewrite from scratch.If it's a prosecutable offence - under what law? @FabAcademic

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@Fainos_kamundah

5 months

As you go about your day - be aware & cognicent that there are some who failed to make are the lucky survivor as Jose Mourinho would say ' I am the special one'.Jabula ukhumbule to give the creator of the heavens & the earth his praise.

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@Fainos_kamundah

14 days

Kuda Tagwirei is the smarter version of the revered AMERICAN GANGSTER - FRANK LUCAS. The defining difference is Kuda binges on theocracy as part of a smoke screen for the much heralded botched up deals. And he is THE DEEP state & king maker in one. He stays away from too much

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@Fainos_kamundah

3 months

@ChrisExcel102 A black woman will say - where will I get feelings for you on an empty stomach.And that's in ref to girlfriend allowance 🤕😳😳😭😭

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@Fainos_kamundah

3 months

@Anele Hebanna🤭🤭🤭

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1 month

I am only going to be loyal to my kids as of now.Last night my account got suspended by twitter after some Sadza eaters reported it.We serve a sovereign God & it's been this morning I will be on a blocking spree.Sorry if anyone catches strays.

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1 month

No disrespect patriots but - if it looks like a duck,swims like a duck and quacks like a duck, then it is probably a duck.If you adopt a CARTE BLANCHE approach on IDENTITY - then there has to be consistency.Blurred lines are bad for the optics😳😳😳🤐

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@Fainos_kamundah

2 months

@zenzele Kevin Woods, Michael Smith and Philip Conjwayo were co-accused in a case of treason. They stayed at Chikurubi prison.A pilot friend to Kevin woods tried to pull a daring stunt by hoovering over their jail section to fast rope them out of prison. But it failed because of timing

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@Fainos_kamundah

2 months

@IntlCablesNet @cozwva If it happens I will have no sympathy whatsoever.He led a successful coup - only to hand power to a fugitive.Imajeni if that coup had failed - Chiwenga would have been charged with treason & possibly sent to the gallows.He must lay on his sword & carry the cross alone

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4 months

The side ZIMBABWE media does not show travelling from Harare to Gweru this morning.(This is your typical varakashi/patriots propaganda news piece)🤭🤭🤐😭😭😭🤕🤭

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4 months

@Am_Blujay 🤐🤐🤐🤐🤕🤕

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@Fainos_kamundah

5 months

@ZimViral Always be cognicent kuti mukadzi ndewako when you are sitting together in the same room.The only thing that stops your woman from doing a number on you is her conscience & nothing else.Remember that sharing is caring.Otherwise unofira mahara

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@Fainos_kamundah

4 months

Last day with the Apache😭😭.What a journey

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4 months

@citezw Why is the content about South Africa guys.Zimbabwe has enough problems ie the ongoing Chivayo saga,Jason Timba issue,the death of the opposition parties in Zim

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@Fainos_kamundah

1 month

@nickmangwana Nick i was fortunate to extensively study biological warfare & the use of nerve agents. I have always said, most of the clothes & blankets 'donated' - were sprayed with anthrax , as part of a case study back in the day.Ask yrself why Africa is the testing ground.HANDISI KUDHIPISA

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@Fainos_kamundah

2 months

@Pachisolife Brother Hulu let me 'tell you off' pajekerere. Why are we talking about South African issues - yet we have military tanks on the streets in our neighbourhood?Am happy for you to do a return to sender madzibaba enguwo tsvuku on my

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@Fainos_kamundah

5 months

@daddyhope Politics aside this was quite a poignant speech.Going back to his heritage & thanking those that brought him up is priceless

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@Fainos_kamundah

3 months

@daddyhope @Shadaya_Knight @The_Suits_World Alpha simping

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@Fainos_kamundah

1 month

@Pachisolife Should i bring my bible host since you mentioned theocracy

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Fainos

@Fainos_kamundah

3 months

@GaytonMcK Sir i hope you can now give your ministry PR team access to your account - so they can be tweeting on your a publicist myself - I don't want you to be coming across as populist.Your PR team are trained to present yr tweets a certain way. My two sense

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