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Ahhh to be in the back of the autodefensa truck with my brothers, bussing cartel heads
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@FishyLogic @fionascigarette Haven’t heard jeez Louise in a while, underrated/underused phrase frfr
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@Diariodenarco Alhamdulillah
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Mr.Beast buys 1000 Mexicans Chevy Silverados
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@barfield_will @raphousetv2 Headaches are often a result of blood vessels being vasodilated causing a tight feeling/aching, cold water causes the blood vessels to constrict alleviating the tightness/aching feeling, it’s probably only good for temporary relief tbh
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3 years
@TweetXan_ “The strange thing about the Johnson’s” be like:
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For those who didn’t go the “protest” it started off peacefully but then it just went to COMPLETE shit. People doing drugs/drinking/burning rubber/egging on the police that were doing nothing, trying to get them to react/looting and breaking the windows of LOCAL businesses.
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@ijustbluemyself You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself turn into a villain
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@tropicanapussy Why not accept the promo and donate the money to something you care about? The moneys gonna go to someone regardless, why not put it in the hands of someone who wants change?
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@OutOfContextMex Cuando tienes lana se vale echar sus lujos 😌
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@dana_dorrell @WildernessMel @jdmeade62 True, I’ve never been to Arkansas and don’t know anybody from there, I’m convinced it’s a fake state
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2 years
Me waiting patiently for the housing market to crash:
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3 years
I hope no one that signs this petition ends up having to set up a go fund me to pay for funeral expenses, it’s critical out here
@celis_estrella
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Aurora residents: East Aurora Student-Athletes wanting to participate in sporting events within state rules - Sign the Petition! via @Change
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2 years
@waronweakness @OrwellNGoode U forgot the part about smoking weed everyday to dissociate from our crumbling society
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2 years
Boutta dip my elote in the fox river
@RoatansFinest
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Went to Roatan to dip my mango in the ocean like Rihanna! And it’s so good!!! 😩
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@ijustbluemyself They playing it at the soup kitchen so you gon hear it regardless
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4 years
And the shitty part is that APD is diverse asf and made up of minorities. I didn’t go to fight against APD, I went to stand in solidarity with my black brothers and sisters. Aurora always gets shit for being ghetto and chaotic and I always argue against it pridefully but now idk.
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@qUEy_universal @D3KUU_ @barfield_will @raphousetv2 No Google just adderall and good long term memory
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@FP___47
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4 years
Lemme see you do it then
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@FP___47
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3 years
Don’t u hate it when u show up to work and they actually expect u 2 work? Sorry boss yo solo vine a fumar mota, hacer me wey, y a decir mamadas
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3 years
Bro girls be soooo fake to each other it’s scary
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@UnkleDell How many mimosas before you cave in and text her back unk?
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3 years
The rain is fitting for today
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@NxmelessDrxiner @MukariaK @Estrella_Horse @Visit_Joan @F6DonMelo @UnluckyLibra_ @pturkas @PerfectFitFarm @Peds_Ortho Ight just the person I was looking for…so if almonds ain’t got no titties how y’all be collecting the milk?
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@Hnatty_Ice @MinkRuler @CisKingDio I followed him just to see how long his body can keep up with this
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3 years
I’ve never wanted a semester to end so badly 😭😭
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3 years
I like to keep to myself most of the time when I travel but I just have to flex this view, it’s crazy where life will take you if you have enough grit and self-confidence
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2 years
Walked into Walmart w no wallet~just Apple Pay~ so once again I was forced to steal
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@genericavevo @THELIFE0FTRIBE Also hates Jewish people for some reason? Lol I was scrolling through their page and it just progressively gets more racist
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4 years
Bro I just got my phone battery replaced and 2 quesadillas all for less than $30, the flea market is undefeated
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1 year
I’ve fulfilled my destiny of being the drunk tio holding the piñata on a slanted roof
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4 years
5 stages of grief pt.1: Denial
@realDonaldTrump
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I WON THIS ELECTION, BY A LOT!
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Plz say sike
@LilTunechi
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Just had a great meeting with @realdonaldtrump @potus besides what he’s done so far with criminal reform, the platinum plan is going to give the community real ownership. He listened to what we had to say today and assured he will and can get it done. 🤙🏾
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@AngeliaDesselle @elonmusk @ScottAdamsSays So they see a women actively convulsing and instead of helping her back to bed they record? also no seizure precautions or bed alarm for a pt like this? Either the staff doesn’t care about lawsuits or something fishy is going on, my bets are on the latter
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Hey that’s me
@elBrionnes
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Messi // algún suplente random de chivas
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RIP to the king, forever immortal in our hearts and speakers
Rest easy King🙏🏼 #VicenteFernandez
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I’d vote for him if he ran for mayor of Aurora
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Dis bitches mom banned slushees and fries at lunchtime just for her to grow up and smoke squares?!
@blackgadivo
The Ghetto Gwyneth Paltrow
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I get it Malia.
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La rosa de Guadalupe is one of those shows that’s soooo bad it’s GOOD you know what I mean?
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Showed the homie the fit I wore to a meeting/interview today
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@jtrebach I pronounced petechiae “Pete-e-shay” because I thought it had French origin, my colleagues haven’t let me live it down since
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4 years
Bitches went from that octagon pyramid scheme to selling baked goods lmaoo
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Mexicans love arguing over bogus ass territory they own in Mexico
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Mexican ladies driving Yukon’s and Escalades gotta be in top 3 for worst type of drivers
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My coworker been eating straight fruit for lunch the past couple of days and I asked him if he was vegetarian or if he was on some kinda diet this mf said “nah I’m just in a abusive relationship” lmao I’m boutta refer dis man to a hotline or some shit
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Me 2day
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Due to the results of this game I will be committing a hate crime tomorrow
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Imma pop a addy and chug a bang, I will either die of a heart attack or solve world hunger, wish me luck
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4 years
You ever had the girl that broke your heart ask you “who broke yo heart?”
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3 years
Accomplished all my short term goals and have set new ones, life is good and will only get better 😎😎
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2 years
Ain’t no way my cuzzo just got here from Mexico a month ago and already landed a winter job making 37/hr…no English, no social, just vibes and luck
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3 years
One of the pros to wearing masks is ppl don’t see me laugh/smile when I randomly think of some stupid shit in my head
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1 year
At elotes Gómez asking them to make me an elote the OCKY WAY
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@ProtonInspector The U.S. wouldn’t let go of Texas, it would lose one of its most vital drug/human trafficking routes
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3 years
A week off for spring break would’ve been so clutch rn :/
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FINISHED MY LAST FINAL ESSKEDDITTTTTTTTTTTTT FUCK LABOR AND DELIVERY FUCK ATI and most importantly FUCK JESSE WHITE
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Drunk me just got a job offer as a pharma tech, idk why the universe keep blessing me
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@barfield_will @raphousetv2 Also the placebo affect is magical
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Little did we know we’d be doing our best to keep our tents from flying off the cliff during a thunderstorm w 30+ mph wind a couple hours later
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@lildoodlebop @unbreak_me @Wavymeek @crackcobain__ You defending and enabling this type of behavior and writing off as “they not being serious y’all 🤪” is the reason this typa behavior is perpetuated
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Bro y’all ever been to a girls house and her dog UGLY ASF?
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Did she say anything about when Mexico finna win the World Cup?
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😉 😜
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My exam is in 7 hrs so that means I got 3 hrs to cram 3 wks worth of material
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Y’all out stockpiling toilet paper and all I need is 1 roll we ain’t the same 🚫🧢💯
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I remember like a week before the first couple of reports came out about the coronavirus me and Pepe were talking about how humanity was overdue for a pandemic look at us now lmaoo
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Bro if I pull up to the carne asada and you hand me a “hard” seltzer imma slap the shit outta u, pls don’t disrespect me like dat
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If I were the pilot I’d make the executive decision to land the plane in the ocean
@Scvno_
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Hoping my flight to @lost_lands looks like this tonight 😂
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So trump started a riot in the capitol and now this mf won’t answer his phone?
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Maruchan on the porch typa night
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Interested in learning more about mesoamerican history/culture/language but don’t know where to start? I highly recommend these channels: #IndigenousPeoplesDay
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RULE #1 EVERYBODY EATS
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I need a square, a warm bud light, and a gas station pill 😵‍💫🦪🗣🗣🦍
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@IDdocAdi Ferrous sulfate and orange juice
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Someone organize a riot in trynna wild out
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If I had three wishes all of them would be to teach me how to dougie
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Someone said she dressed like captain underpants 🤣
@Guhhthatsfredo
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This is why nobody take her ass serious.😭😒😂😂🤣
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As an immigrant who is neutral to American politics, y’all should get this fool back in office strictly for comedic purposes
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I’ve gotten 3 job offers and the only difference between me and the other new grad candidates is that I can speak fluent Spanish and they can’t
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cant wait to graduate and get paid to travel hehe
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El Don se la rifo 😭😭
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Toilets go through a decent amount of shit too I’m just saying
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“Fuck resellers” like crocs isn’t selling you a piece of glow in the dark plastic for $60 that cost them a couple cents to make
@virgobitchxx
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FUCK all the fake ass bad bunny fans who know like 2 songs and FUCK the resellers AND FUCK yall that didn’t like crocs 2 weeks ago 😒 I wanna fight
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What we lack in finances we definitely make back up in culture, tradition, and community. Wealth is in the mind not the pocket. Then again I wouldn’t expect you to understand white boy.
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If I had a million dollars I’d give it all to Mike Tyson just to hear him say the word “sphinx” out loud
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Poor dogs, imagine all the kids who HAVE ptsd from finding their neighbors, siblings, and parents dead bodies after a U.S. drone strike.
@Moni_Alcantara_
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bro the fact that the search and rescue dogs who were there after the attack on 9/11 got PTSD because of all of the dead bodies they found makes me feel so ☹️ firefighters would pretend to bury themselves so the dogs would feel better about finding people who were actually alive.
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My assignments to my professors:
@Emiliooo_6
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I’m not perfect just accept me for the way I am
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My ex described herself as “intense” on our first date, whole time she was just annoying lmaoo
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I can’t deal with nonchalant people, I’m too intense
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Loving life at the moment bro, just when I think things can’t get any better they do >:)
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