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@FPL_ines

11 months

I was a much happier person when I played Pokémon Go instead of FPL

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@FPL_ines

3 years

This week I saw a lot of people saying FPL isn't bringing them joy anymore. Here's how I enjoy the game: First, I truly enjoy the researching and planning part. Second, I ALWAYS think I'll have a shit GW. Goes bad: OK, expected. Goes well: YAAAYYYY 🥳 That's it basically 😂

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@FPL_ines

3 years

Doubtful! ⚠️ Inês #FPL - [Tired of this postponements bullshit - 25% chance of playing] - #FPLSU

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@FPL_ines

3 years

HoW's YoUr GaMeWeEk GoInG?

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@FPL_ines

3 years

SuReLy

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@FPL_ines

3 years

So who were the legends who went early on Digne? Show yourselves 😉

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@FPL_ines

3 years

For the first time, I'm kinda losing my passion for FPL because what I love most about it is the research & planning. But with all these postponements, DGWs that shouldn't exist, injuries due to over playing, etc. It's more & more about luck & planning seems somewhat pointless.

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@FPL_ines

3 years

Prayer circle 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 FOSTER 🕯 🕯 BENCHED 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

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@FPL_ines

3 years

☑️ Don't own Bruno ☑️ Zero DGW players ☑️ Went through both cups ☑️ Nice green arrow ☑️ Into the top 10k

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@FPL_ines

3 years

Ooooh FPL Twitter... Never change 🤣🤣

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@FPL_ines

3 years

A short FPL story 😪

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@FPL_ines

3 years

FPL Twitter is full on madness ever since Lukaku got injured, I'm kinda loving the chaos tbh 😂

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@FPL_ines

3 years

How it should be: Yes, abusing pets bad 🤝 Yes, killing animals bad 🤝 Yes, racism bad 🤝 How it's going: Nooo but one is worse than the other 😭 Nooo you can't eat meat and condemn Zouma's actions, don't be a hypocrite 😭 Y'all are just arguing for anguing's sake

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@FPL_ines

3 years

Official and confirmed! Zendaya joins Newcastle until December 2022, deal signed and completed. ⚪⚫

Zendaya

@Zendaya

3 years

HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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@FPL_ines

3 years

SALAH NON-OWNERS WE SURVIVED

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@FPL_ines

3 years

Euro Fantasy: you literally have time to change your team until the very last second and everything works fine FPL: we're updating 🔄🔄🔄🔄🔄 plz don't pressure us 😭😭

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@FPL_ines

3 years

Analytics FC still waiting for a King return

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@FPL_ines

2 years

Hey friends, how's your Saturday going? 🤡

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@FPL_ines

3 years

I got a green arrow from 11,852 to 11,809

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@FPL_ines

3 years

Just so you know, @BurnleyOfficial , we all hate you and want you to be relegated.

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@FPL_ines

3 years

Everton kept 3 CSs in 19 PL matches played FPL managers:

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@FPL_ines

3 years

When a differential bangs it just hits different

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@FPL_ines

3 years

People massively buying Dennis and King right before Watford plays Chelsea and City, others buying Jiménez and Sá one GW away from a hoooorrible run of fixtures........ These casuals need to stop doing drugs.

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@FPL_ines

3 years

I feel bad for Foden owners. He was by far the best option at City before he went on Pepe's naughty list. You made the best decision but were unlucky 😢

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@FPL_ines

3 years

Prayer circle 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 Brighton 🕯 Clean 🕯 Sheet 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

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@FPL_ines

3 years

Do you even FPL if you don't own Ramsdale? 😏

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@FPL_ines

3 years

Gray to Coutinho, who says no?

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@FPL_ines

3 years

Yo @OfficialFPL I have an attractive trade offer for you 🧐📈

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@FPL_ines

5 months

GUYS, I GOT THE JOB!!!!!

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@FPL_ines

6 months

just had a job interview for my absolute dream job i think it went well, at least i'm through to the next stage of interviewing pray for me guys 🙏🏻

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@FPL_ines

3 years

Big FPL accounts and content creators when they recommend an FPL asset that flops and people blame them

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@FPL_ines

3 years

Just found out there are Italians living in my building cause a bunch of guys were shouting the anthem 😂 anyway, I love Italy and Italians 🇮🇹🍝

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@FPL_ines

3 years

I'm struggling to not do an early transfer cause I really really REALLY want Reece James out of my team 😤

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@FPL_ines

3 years

FPL meme accounts that captained Dennis

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@FPL_ines

3 years

My goal at the start of the season was to end in the top 100k. Haven't been outside of it since GW2. Right now, my goal is to be #1 in Portugal. Only 33 points away. Doable 🔥

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@FPL_ines

3 years

People sold/benched Cancelo... I played both Cancelo and Laporte. We're not the same 😂

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@FPL_ines

3 years

Dear @OfficialFPL , I'll do my transfers and my team before I start drinking if you plan to announce fixture rescheduling or postponements after, you can stick them in a place where the sun doesn't shine. Happy new year, Inês

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@FPL_ines

3 years

Bruno Lage did a terrific job at Benfica and basically made João Félix. He was mistreated at Benfica after a great season by the piece of shit players there - the same ones that sent Jorge Jesus packing last week. I'm so happy he's doing well and that Wolves fans love him ❤️

Tim Spiers

@TimSpiers

3 years

Unprompted, Bruno Lage has just spent two minutes of his presser saying what great relationships he has with the Wolves hierarchy. "We're working as a team, we have one plan, I have three years contract and I promise to the fans we'll create the team we're dreaming of."

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@FPL_ines

3 years

I only started playing FPL on GW6 last season but I recently watched/read last year's recommendations for GW1 both on YouTube and Twitter and everyone was soooo wrong 🤣 just do your own research for GW1 at least you won't have anyone to blame but yourself ✌🏻

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@FPL_ines

3 years

@NoContextBrits Is that an unmelted slice of cheese? Lmaooooo

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@FPL_ines

3 years

A short FPL story

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@FPL_ines

3 years

I want to thank my friends who got me so drunk I don't even care about my Dennis (C) getting a red. Now I just need to keep being drunk until GW24 starts. Easy peasy 😂

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@FPL_ines

2 years

The avocado tree I planted 4 years ago has been giving out avocados for a couple of months now and they are deliiiicious 🤤

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@FPL_ines

3 years

Do I think Bruno was a good, logical pick? No. From an FPL perspective, am I bitter he shithoused a goal? Erm... Yes. From a personal perspective, am I happy he got revenge on Martinez? Erm... YES! Eat shit Martinez 💉💉

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@FPL_ines

3 years

I needed 8 points from Reguilón to avoid a red arrow. He gets 9 - scoring on minute 69. The FPL Gods are on my side for once 😌

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@FPL_ines

3 years

Now this is the FPL asset we've been missing 🙌🏻

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@Wolves

3 years

On the grass, back where he belongs 😍

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@FPL_ines

3 years

Since I'm bored af watching the Chelsea game, here's why I took a break from Twitter (& all other social media). I've had an anxiety disorder since a very young age but for the last 4 years I've been really well - relaxed, positive, sleeping well... - all the good stuff. (1/7)

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@FPL_ines

3 years

I'm gonna take legal action against FPL because the one week I break into top 20k it only lasts a day. The emotional scars of seeing Salah murder my rank will be insurmountable.

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@FPL_ines

3 years

I'm back 👋🏻 the presentation went really well 🤩 I got 16 (out of 20) which is already a pretty good grade but I didn't get an even better grade bc I was lazy with the statistical analysis - all while devouring stats for FPL. The irony 😂 I'll go through the notifications now ❤️

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@FPL_ines

3 years

🚨PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT🚨 What Ronaldo screams in his goal celebration is "SIM" not "SIU" "Siu" in Portuguese is what we call the mating season when female animals get their period and it's very cringe to see it everywhere on Twitter all caps. Pass it on, thanks 👋🏻

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@FPL_ines

3 years

Tell me you play FPL without telling me you play FPL My brain, automatically: damn Patrício is gonna get so many save points tonight

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@FPL_ines

3 years

Day 26584136842 of the IB: share your favorite picture of yourself 😊 Here's mine 👇🏻

Andy Martin

@fpl_tactician

3 years

This is my favourite picture of myself. Strong beard game 2 years ago.

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@FPL_ines

3 years

⚠️ BB ACTIVE ⚠️ THIS IS NOT A DRILL ⚠️ ALL HANDS ON DECK ⚠️ I REPEAT BENCH BOOST IS ACTIVE ⚠️

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@FPL_ines

2 years

Reece James destroys my rank when I own him and when I don't.

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@FPL_ines

3 years

Yeah, I have James. But I really love chaos. So, seeing United getting the lead and FPL Twitter melting down brings me much more joy than CS points 😂

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@FPL_ines

3 years

ANNOUNCE THE GODDAMN FIXTURES ALREADY @OfficialFPL

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@FPL_ines

3 years

I went from "I might BB on GW22" to "I'll barely field an XI" real quick

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@FPL_ines

3 years

Reminder: chip strategy is team dependant. Look at your team and make your own decisions. Don't just follow someone else's chip strategy blindly.

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@FPL_ines

3 years

Connor Gallagher MD 5.5M Crystal Palace On all set pieces xLively=6852146308987452156

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@FPL_ines

3 years

This was a terrible week to take a -4

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@FPL_ines

3 years

I WENT THROUGH ANOTHER ROUND OF THE OVERALL CUP BY 1 POINT - ONE POINT!!!! THANK YOU BEN FOSTER

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@FPL_ines

3 years

FPL Twitter is chaos today 😂 Me who never owned any Wolves, Leeds, or Everton players:

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@FPL_ines

7 months

@FuadCadani 's whip spotted in central london

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@FPL_ines

3 years

I had Foden FOMO 😢

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@FPL_ines

6 months

just had a job interview for my absolute dream job i think it went well, at least i'm through to the next stage of interviewing pray for me guys 🙏🏻

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@FPL_ines

3 years

Team locked 🔒 Ready to go drink till I pass out, see you on the other side ✌🏻 Good luck for this GW and happy new year to all of you beautiful souls that made 2021 so much better for me ❤️ I appreciate each and every one of you 😚

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@FPL_ines

3 years

I always have my morning coffee outside, no matter how cold it is, cause it makes me feel more awake. And then I walk back inside to work with the determination of a thousand thunderbolts... And everyday my mom says "you're already on beast mode" DAMN RIGHT I AM

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@FPL_ines

3 years

@FPLFocal How do you even have enough time to take those many hits? 😭

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@FPL_ines

3 years

After a short Twitter break, I'm back 👋🏻 Got really drunk last night and changed captaincy to TAA. Woke up in the middle of the night and changed back to Salah 😂 Chickenshit, EO merchant 😒

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@FPL_ines

3 years

Look at this fucker in one of the head to head leagues I'm on There's always that ONE PERSON ffs 😂

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@FPL_ines

3 years

Imagine buying one of these bums 🤦🏻‍♀️

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@FPL_ines

3 years

Story time 🌞 I started playing FPL only this season (on GW6) bc my friends wanted to do a mini league. I wasn't interested in the game but I was interested in weekly beer meetings (lol) & in our final dinner where the bottom half would pay for everything.

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@FPL_ines

3 years

Mail Sport

@MailSport

3 years

EXCL: Premier League FINALLY change their Covid rules so clubs must show FOUR positive cases to get their games called off

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@FPL_ines

3 years

Here's a video that ALWAYS makes me laugh to cheer up your day 🌞

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@FPL_ines

3 years

I want to thank Moutinho. I want to thank Wolves, Lage, and the whole staff at the club. I want thank United's defense for being shite. I want to thank our heavenly father, Jesus. But most of all, I want to thank @Differential_PL . The #1 jinxer on planet Earth and beyond ❤️

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@FPL_ines

3 years

Decided to make fried Chinese spring rolls from scratch at home. Thought it would be fun. 2h later I'm still squeezing water out of the shredded cabbage with the power of 50 thousand handjobs. I'm not having fun.

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@FPL_ines

3 years

@ritalacerdav Quando começarem a trabalhar ou criarem o vosso próprio negócio vão adorar a carga de imposto absurda que o nosso governo socialista nos impõe para financiar TAP, Novo Banco, um SNS na ruína, e uma educação pública em declínio.

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@FPL_ines

3 years

Me seeing people have done early transfers once again and even took hits for SGW players

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@FPL_ines

3 years

You can fuck right off Demarai

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@FPL_ines

3 years

Good morning everyone 🌞 I'll take a break from Twitter for a few days because I'll have my thesis presentation on Wednesday and need to focus on that. Finally will get my grade and close this chapter 😌 wish me luck 🤞🏻

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@FPL_ines

3 years

If you don't have a whatsapp group where your friends send you random shit like this, do you even have friends? 😂

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@FPL_ines

3 years

Never thought I'd have to mute the word "darts"

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@FPL_ines

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@OddsOnFPL

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@FPL_ines

3 years

Hey everyone 👋🏻 I'm just stopping by to wish you all an aweeeesome Christmas 🎄🎅🏻 Hope you're surrounded by your loved ones, full of happiness & health ❤️ Now excuse me while I go get myself into a food coma 😋 I'll be back on boxing day (probably 😂) 😚

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@FPL_ines

3 years

2 years ago today I was getting on a plane to go on a backpacking trip through Denmark and Germany before settling in the Czech Republic for a few months working. I was blissfully unaware that this adventure would change the course of my life forever - for so much better!

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@FPL_ines

3 years

Since I made a meme ab sucking dick, I've gained around 100 new followers. So, I want to welcome you creeps 🥳 What to expect from my acc: - Top notch brain farts - Lots of cursing & typos - Bad football takes - Shithousery & filth - Occasional wholesome content Cheers 🥂

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@FPL_ines

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well done boys, good process.

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@FPL_ines

3 years

The balls it takes to go earn almost 400,000 pounds per week 🥵

soumya

@soumyacristiano

3 years

do you realise the massive balls to join a declining united side in your last few years when you could've statpadded in some farmers league or joined an already strong team. he'll always be the goat no matter what.

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@FPL_ines

3 years

Had me worried for a sec 🥵

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@FPL_ines

2 years

Your country having a shit economy and no one (besides fleeing nazis) wanting to immigrate there isn't the flex you think it is

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@FPL_ines

3 years

On GW3 I got to my best rank ever (24k). Since then I've been going up and down but FINALLY I've been more consistent in the last 3 or 4 gws and broke my best rank ever record 🥳🥂

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@FPL_ines

3 years

Aside from the pen incident, the client meeting went really well so I made my super-duper-awesome burgers for me and my mom to celebrate 🥳 [Recipe bellow 🍔]

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@FPL_ines

3 years

Me, a Reguilón owner, looking at Kane and Son owners

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@FPL_ines

3 years

Yesterday, I checked Liverpool's formation vs Shrewsbury and saw a player named Dixon-Bonner My brain, immediately: DICKS AND BONER

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@FPL_ines

3 years

Me: I don't watch the Portuguese league because teams are shit and it's just not worth it Also, me: Southampton vs Brentford? Sign me up!

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@FPL_ines

3 years

Couldn't stand looking at my icon pic anymore 😪 Rebranding a bit but the shithousery STAYS 😌

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@FPL_ines

3 years

Alonso owners must be fuming rn 😬

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@FPL_ines

3 years

400 km done ☑️ arrived just in time for the 2nd half 😌

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@FPL_ines

3 years

Am I the only one who wishes Salah doesn't come back? Makes the game more predictable and boring imo 😪

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@FPL_ines

3 years

I can't believe I spent most of the season being active on FPL sub Reddits. People there were so mean and not nearly as knowledgeable and funny as people are here.

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@FPL_ines

2 years

I forgot the It's only at deadline again 13:30

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