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FPL Johnson

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2 years

@RightWingCope *A black woman appears in a Halifax ad when their ambassador was a black man long before wokeness was ever talked about* The Right: HaHaHa PrOnOuNs

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4 years

@realDonaldTrump Stop democracy! Democracy is only a fair system if I win! People need to be denied their right to vote unless they vote for me! WAAAHHH! WWWWWAAAAAAHHHHH!

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1 year

@TheClubLiveTw @Chelsearory @lawrence_bury Absolute loser freak.

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3 years

Hahaha, that Bruno shithouse goal actually took me from a 10k green arrow to a red. I hate the guy, like actually legitimately fucking hate him. I’m so glad he hopefully won’t be much of a factor for at least the next few gameweeks because he literally ruins FPL for me.

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3 years

@scrowder You’ll notice Steven will go out of his way to avoid referring to the shooting as a domestic terrorist attack, because the shooter was white.

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3 years

I have a serious question if anyone can help… How do you get points in FPL?

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3 years

Can anyone spot what is wrong with this picture...

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3 years

Absolutely no logic in having your best pen taker go fifth, I do not get it at all.

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3 years

@RealCandaceO @realDailyWire Remember when you went on Joe Rogan’s podcast and said you don’t believe in climate change despite admitting to know nothing about it? Fun times. ‘Trust the science’

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FPL Johnson

@FPL_Johnson

4 months

Missed the deadline on Saturday so season is over, but got married so who gives a fuck LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOO

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@FPL_Johnson

3 years

It’s face reveal time… And, I’m engaged!

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@FPL_Johnson

2 years

I look away for a bit and suddenly Coutinho's FPL Twitter EO is 170%

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@FPL_Johnson

2 years

How the fuck is Cristiano Ronaldo only 20% EO in a double gameweek including Norwich at home? Oh yeah, out of form, guaranteed blank against Liverpool and worse than Spurs assets with one game.

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@FPL_Johnson

6 months

I do find it legitimately odd that 10 points from your Captain would generally be considered absolutely fine, but get 10 from your Triple Captain and you’re supposed to be disappointed.

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@FPL_Johnson

1 year

Salah 3 assists. Trent goal and clean sheet. 1 bonus point combined.

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2 years

@FPLMate This is a bad take imo. If Salah was £15m and Trent £9m, for example, I guarantee they would still be owned by over 25% of managers. If you set the threshold higher I may agree, but 25% is way too low.

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@FPL_Johnson

4 years

My rules for next season: 1) Get as many points as possible

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@FPL_Johnson

5 months

Zabarnyi owners should actually play the lottery bro this streak of unrelenting jam is insane

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@FPL_Johnson

1 year

Still fuming that content creators forced me to Wildcard

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@FPL_Johnson

2 years

Cancelo being mass sold before Brentford at home due to a misunderstanding isn't being talked about enough

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@FPL_Johnson

2 years

WC27 FH28 BB29 Looks pretty sexy when you type it out

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@FPL_Johnson

1 month

@PodcastPharaohs WHY DIDN’T THEY JUST LEAVE MUMMY IN THE WOODS

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@FPL_Johnson

2 years

Starting to consider going without Salah. I mean, do I really want to spend £13m on the player who is by far the highest projected scorer in the first 6 gameweeks and the best captain in 4 out of the 6 🤔?

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@FPL_Johnson

4 years

@redsteeze @benshapiro Didn't quite try as hard to stop it as they would have if the insurrectionists had been black though did they?

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@FPL_Johnson

2 years

@fpl_tactician @BigManBakar

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3 years

@RealCandaceO Candace doesn’t understand the difference between a statement and a press conference.

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2 years

Ok I think I’ve cracked it

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@FPL_Johnson

2 years

I'm not quite sure what has just happened... A) I just brought Trent Alexander-Arnold in for a -4 B) I accidentally sold Luke Shaw instead of John Stones

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@FPL_Johnson

2 years

Can anyone explain why it makes sense to give assists for massively deflected shots, where the intended target is the fucking goal, but to not give assists for crosses that take tiny deflections? I'm more angry about that Trent assist than I've been for some time.

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@FPL_Johnson

2 years

Good fucking grief 🤦‍♂️

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@FPL_Johnson

2 years

Oh ffs

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@FPL_Johnson

4 years

MARK THIS TWEET. No-one has realised this yet, but the best time to wildcard is actually GW10, when City's fixtures go from just ok to by far the best in the league. You will already know the double gameweek fixtures by then, and the players you will want will be very similar.

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@FPL_Johnson

4 years

@scrowder Hey, wait, hang on, I thought we were all about personal freedom and liberty in the Republican party?! You're not suggesting we FORCE people to work during a pandemic and put themselves and their families at risk are you Steven? You wouldn't do that, would you?

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1 year

I'm not saying I'm locked, but at this point I'm not sure how much will change. Oddly enough feels like the biggest question is whether or not to start with Haaland.

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@FPL_Johnson

2 years

Martin Tyler: 'How many points do you get for expected away goals?' Get this dinosaur into the retirement home.

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@FPL_Johnson

3 years

At this point it feels like your only objective in FPL is avoiding big red arrows. The pool of players owned being so small combined with it being lunacy to not captain Salah means that a big green arrow is virtually impossible.

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@FPL_Johnson

3 years

@scrowder @Twitter Twitter will be a better place when your account inevitably gets permanently suspended. I personally can't wait. Come at me Crowder fans!

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@FPL_Johnson

3 years

I'm either wildcarding or ignoring Salah until GW26. Both sound shit.

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FPL Johnson

@FPL_Johnson

2 years

Martinelli has started every single game and been taken off early a grand total of once, and you'd think he was expected to be dropped the way people are talking about him.

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@FPL_Johnson

2 years

Very close to 🔒

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FPL Johnson

@FPL_Johnson

2 years

Could Perisic be a massive flop/trap this season? Yes. However, do any of us think he is going to be heavily rested/rotated in the first 4-6 gameweeks with no CL? I certainly don't. At least up until the first wildcard, he's an excellent pick.

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2 years

Personally think it would be the wrong decision to postpone the games at the weekend. This is a sad day and time for the country, I think honouring her before the games is a much more positive and unifying approach for everyone.

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@FPL_Johnson

3 years

Does anyone else who lives with their partner ever pretend to need a poo just to get 5 minutes of fucking peace and quiet?

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2 years

@MollyBSimp @RapsDistrict @statmuse

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2 years

Neil Robertson calling out FPL Focal was not what I expected expected to wake up to

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FPL Johnson

@FPL_Johnson

3 years

An unpopular opinion that might ACTUALLY be unpopular: If Raphinha was the price that he should be (£7.5-8m) I think he would actually be MORE popular than he is at his current price. I’m telling you, it’s this ridiculous psychological thing where we think cheaper = worse

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@FPL_Johnson

3 years

Salah owners: Salah is shit m8, must sell *Salah scores a goal in the Champions League* Salah owners: Salah captain?? 🤔🤔

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@FPL_Johnson

2 years

This might be pretty close to a stone cold no-brainer

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@FPL_Johnson

2 years

Bloody hell FPL Twitter yes Anthony Martial I GET IT

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FPL Johnson

@FPL_Johnson

3 years

I don’t feel special transferring Bruno out anymore, turns out half of fucking FPL Twitter is doing it

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FPL Johnson

@FPL_Johnson

2 years

How ‘bout dat GW34 wildcard draft though 😍😍

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@FPL_Johnson

4 years

Let's fucking do it lets gooooooo!!!!!!!!

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@FPL_Johnson

2 years

Got to admire people who give themselves massive credit for bringing Richarlison in, when he scored two penalties and you definitely thought DCL was on penalties

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@FPL_Johnson

11 months

@fpl_tactician I’ve never seen a worse free hit team in my entire life

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FPL Johnson

@FPL_Johnson

3 years

Wolves have the second, yes SECOND, best defense so far this season, giving up an NPxG of just 0.71 per 90 despite facing Leicester, Spurs and Man United. Very small sample size, yes, but their next 11 fixtures are incredible and points could well be coming for their defenders.

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FPL Johnson

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10 months

Just getting everyone ready now: @fpl_tactician if Haaland blanks this weekend: Something something who needs Haaland If Haaland gets one return: Something something who needs Haaland If Haaland gets a massive haul: That’s what he should be doing for £14m, who needs Haaland

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@FPL_Johnson

1 year

@FPL__Raptor Raptor and attention

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@FPL_Johnson

3 years

If these end up being the fixtures, the Wildcard surely has to be at least considered, no? The fixtures aren’t AMAZING for anybody, but surely you can’t turn the opportunity down to fill your team with eleven players who will have 4 fixtures in 2 gameweeks?

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@FPL_Johnson

1 year

48 all out. Final rank: 1,689 By far my best ever finish. First ever top 10k too 🥳🎉🥳🎉

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@FPL_Johnson

3 years

@RealCandaceO Candace thinks a fifth grade biology book proves her argument when the discussion is about GENDER not SEX.

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@FPL_Johnson

3 years

@scrowder This constant painting of wealthy business owners as victims in society is so, so pathetic. You think someone with a net worth of over 50 MILLION DOLLARS is going to have to scramble around liquidating assets and re-allocating funds to afford a TWO PERCENT wealth tax?

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@FPL_Johnson

3 years

@scrowder This is such GENIUS transphobic content Steven. Have you ever considered a career as a comedian?

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@FPL_Johnson

3 years

@cityreport_ @_joebray Was it attackers only training or something 😅?

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FPL Johnson

@FPL_Johnson

1 year

83 all out. 12k ➡️ 5.3k Absolutely YUGE. Starting to dream big.

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FPL Johnson

@FPL_Johnson

2 years

@fpl_blue13 Both rubbish and will never score again. The fact they have good fixtures and have a proven track record of being good in the past should be irrelevant imo.

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@FPL_Johnson

1 year

Imagine if Ortega becomes a starting £4m keeper for the best defense in the league and we have to see posts about how he’s not worth picking because he takes up a City spot and has a ceiling of 6 points.

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FPL Johnson

@FPL_Johnson

2 years

Twitter really has this way of making you feel like the strategy that the majority of people are following is the only strategy. Felt like every cunt and his dog was free hitting in 27 (I didn't), and feels like it's now been agreed free hitting in 30 isn't optimal (I am).

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FPL Johnson

@FPL_Johnson

3 years

@scrowder I wonder when you’ll stop pretending to be well informed on these subjects...

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FPL Johnson

@FPL_Johnson

2 years

My favourite transfer target for this week as of right now, you ask? Ryan Sessegnon. Yes I know you didn't ask.

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FPL Johnson

@FPL_Johnson

3 years

Are we seriously having an argument about whether or not we have a right to be upset that FPL crashed 3 minutes before the deadline? It didn’t even affect me, it’s still a joke. They have EIGHT MILLION players, and way less active. It should be able to handle it, simple as.

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FPL Johnson

@FPL_Johnson

3 years

Fuck it. No-one knows who is starting at LB for Chelsea tomorrow…I certainly don’t, and we aren’t going to find out. I’ma go with my gut on this one. TAA 🔄 Chilwell Done ✅ (Wildcarding next week btw)

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FPL Johnson

@FPL_Johnson

3 years

Raphinha missing GW4 by the looks of it. Everyone sell him. Now. Please.

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FPL Johnson

@FPL_Johnson

2 years

The Neto debate might be the most boring and pointlessly long FPL Twitter debate since I joined. I will say this one last time and hope it sinks in: HE'S £5.5M, NAILED AND HAS GOOD UNDERLYING STATS! NO-ONE THINKS HE'S FUCKING LIONEL MESSI, HE'S JUST A GOOD, CHEAP PICK!!

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@FPL_Johnson

2 years

People are really gonna captain Haaland away to Chelsea instead of a double gameweek player 😭😭

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@FPL_Johnson

2 years

@lateriser12 My favourite thing about you is how you’re always on first name terms with your new players

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FPL Johnson

@FPL_Johnson

1 year

Oh fuck what have I done

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FPL Johnson

@FPL_Johnson

2 years

Liverpool's confidence will be absolutely shot with how this game has gone. Salah and Darwin's goals a distant memory. Think their players are all a hard avoid.

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FPL Johnson

@FPL_Johnson

2 years

Sorry but Bruno G has got to be THE luckiest shithouse punt of all time 😂

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FPL Johnson

@FPL_Johnson

3 years

How is everyone on such good scores? I’m on fucking 51. Is it because I haven’t played a chip?

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FPL Johnson

@FPL_Johnson

1 year

Wildcard Draft #1 Do your worst.

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2 years

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@FPL_Johnson

2 years

@fpl_tactician Thanks mate, appreciate it. Will wish you luck too when you use your Triple Captain on someone who will probably get less points than Haaland does this week 👍

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@FPL_Johnson

2 years

@FPLFocal Zaha and I didn't even have to think about it

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@FPL_Johnson

3 years

‘Good morning to everyone who…’ Tweets seriously need to get in the bin.

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FPL Johnson

@FPL_Johnson

2 years

‘StOp DiScUsSiNg FpL wHeN tHe QuEeN mIgHt Be DyiNg’ If people are making inappropriate or offensive jokes that’s one thing, but people are just talking about FPL… No-one is going to give you a medal for being so virtuous, so shut up.

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@FPL_Johnson

3 years

So am I right in thinking Chelsea want the game against Liverpool called off even though they’re perfectly capable of fielding a strong team? Exactly what I’m talking about, ridiculous.

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@FPL_Johnson

3 years

@FPL_Partridge @NUFC ‘You reckon?’ ‘’Cause of the Tweet’

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@FPL_Johnson

4 years

@scrowder Hahaha being transphobic is so funny. Remind me how you failed as a comedian again?

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@FPL_Johnson

4 years

@scrowder Steven: Cries when any conservative gets banned from social media Also Steven: ‘We don’t care if we get banned!’

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@FPL_Johnson

3 years

Can we stop acting like every Salah update is massive news? Of course Salah wants to play, that isn’t news. Salah is back in the country and training, of course there’s a chance he could be involved, that isn’t news. If he starts, we shrug, no-one seriously thought he would.

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@FPL_Johnson

2 years

@jk_rowling I love how initially you were able to hide the transphobia well enough to convince people that your main concern was for women’s safety, but now the mask is back off.

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@FPL_Johnson

1 year

@FPL__Raptor Trippier would be in every team if their fixtures were better

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FPL Johnson

@FPL_Johnson

3 years

@thebaseballgam1 @serenajazmine @RealCandaceO You just did EXACTLY what Candace did recently, and accidentally advocated for a medicare for all system that I presume you claim to be against...congratulations!

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@FPL_Johnson

1 year

I do legitimately hate doing this but I just can’t quite believe it. Solanke and Trippier to play.

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FPL Johnson

@FPL_Johnson

6 months

Just remembering Senesi is injured before a double gameweek at home to Luton and Sheffield United but people will try and tell me it’s a game of skill

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FPL Johnson

@FPL_Johnson

2 years

@Linn_FPL Let’s call it an exciting alternative

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FPL Johnson

@FPL_Johnson

4 years

Is Joelinton essential?

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FPL Johnson

@FPL_Johnson

3 years

I can't fucking stand how clubs are using a COMBINATION of Covid cases AND injuries to try and get games postponed. I don't know what the alternative is, but something needs to be done about it.

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FPL Johnson

@FPL_Johnson

11 months

People actually out here playing the mental health card because they got to the latter stages of a Most Annoying FPL Twitter Account tournament 😭😭😭

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FPL Johnson

@FPL_Johnson

4 years

Can't wait to spend an entire week watching twitter managers overthink themselves into a coma while I decide what to do with my one free transfer

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