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FPL Plonker

@FPLPlonker

1 year

Narrator: He did slide into more Northern Scum.. #GW39

FPL Plonker

@FPLPlonker

1 year

Only 4 days away from sliding into some Northern Scum once again 😍😍 If you’ve like to make a donation to @StreetChildUtd or buy a ticket to the charity match click here: @GW39FPL @TeamSouthFPL

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FPL Plonker

@FPLPlonker

2 years

Neco Williams to Forest ✅ Andreas Pereira to Fulham ✅ That’s our 4.5m midfielder and 4.0m defender sorted #FPL #FPLCommunity

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FPL Plonker

@FPLPlonker

2 years

Guys I’ll have Man City team news at 11:30am sharp. Turn notifications on 🛎 🚨 #FPL #ManCity #MCIBRE

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FPL Plonker

@FPLPlonker

3 years

Games get cancelled. Next week get doubles. Doubles get cancelled. Next week get doubles. Repeat. #FPL #FantasyPL #FPLCommunity

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FPL Plonker

@FPLPlonker

3 years

If we all agree to -12 each then technically we all get a free wildcard. Come on guys! What do you say!? #FPL #FantaysPL #FPLCommunity

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FPL Plonker

@FPLPlonker

3 years

Does anyone genuinely enjoy FPL?

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FPL Plonker

@FPLPlonker

2 years

I’ll have City team news at 2pm. Turn notifications on.

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FPL Plonker

@FPLPlonker

3 years

🔹Fav mids at each price point🔹 4.5 🥇Brownhill 🥈Gilmour 🥉Bissouma 5.5 🥇ESR 🥈Dallas 🥉Mbuemo 6 🥇Benrahma 🥈Harrison 🥉Sarr 6.5 🥇Raphinha 🥈Buendia 🥉Saka 7 🥇Barnes 🥈Torres 🥉Maddison 7.5 🥇Jota 🥈Greenwood 🥉Gundogan #FPL #FPLCommunity #FantasyPL @OfficialFPL

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FPL Plonker

@FPLPlonker

3 years

If Antonio, Benrahma, Shaw & Greenwood all blank today I’ll do a face reveal #FPL

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FPL Plonker

@FPLPlonker

3 years

-6 from 1 is that any good?

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FPL Plonker

@FPLPlonker

4 years

FH options GW18 🗡 Forwards: Kane Martial Lacazette Wilson DCL Fabio Silva ⚔️ Midfielders: KDB/Sterling/Mahrez Bruno/Rashford Son Saka/Martinelli/ESR Neto 🛡 Defenders: Dias/Cancelo/Stones Maguire/AWB Tierney/Holding 🧤 Goalkeepers: Leno Darlow #FPL

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FPL Plonker

@FPLPlonker

1 year

Anyone thinking what I’m thinking? 👀 #FPL

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FPL Plonker

@FPLPlonker

3 years

I sold Reece James for Chilwell. I have to live with that the rest of my life. I’m that guy.

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FPL Plonker

@FPLPlonker

1 year

FPL Twitter made you -12 Liverpool guys in, and now before they even play their second fixture they’re saying to Wildcard to get rid of them all immediately

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FPL Plonker

@FPLPlonker

3 years

After 3 long years of saving myself and @MrsPlonkerFPL finally have our first home together 🏡

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FPL Plonker

@FPLPlonker

9 months

@_fantasyED @_fantasyED

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FPL Plonker

@FPLPlonker

3 years

Don’t own Trent, James or Cancelo. But at least I own Chilwell! 🥺 #FPL

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FPL Plonker

@FPLPlonker

3 years

@BigManBakar Chill bro my fiancé uses this app

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FPL Plonker

@FPLPlonker

3 years

Since Wildcarding in Ronaldo and Lukaku I’ve got one return in two weeks from the pair of them. This is rather upsetting. #FPL

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FPL Plonker

@FPLPlonker

3 years

Who the fuck am I selling Ronaldo for? #FPL

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FPL Plonker

@FPLPlonker

3 years

Players that could rise tonight: ⬆️ Tsimikas ⬆️ Antonio Players that could fall tonight: ⬇️ Pepe ⬇️ Aubameyang ⬇️ Havertz Price changes so impactful at this early stage. I would recommend an early transfer if any you’re selling a caller or purchasing a riser. #FPL

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FPL Plonker

@FPLPlonker

3 years

If Reece James is benched again I swear to God… #FPL

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FPL Plonker

@FPLPlonker

3 years

It’s not okay to rub our GW scores in peoples faces, but it is okay to continue a witch hunt on FPL Mate and now all make fun of his GW history. What happened to all the great conversations around mental health and #FPL this weekend?

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FPL Plonker

@FPLPlonker

2 years

Darwin still putting up great xG numbers but the Analytics guys have stopped praising him as a pick. How do they explain this without conceding that Eye Test FC won!? 👀

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FPL Plonker

@FPLPlonker

3 years

So many twists and turns in a random day on #FPL Twitter - DDG didn’t train - DDG not on bus - DDF suddenly on bus - Leicester chance of double double - Maddison injured - Maddison fit - Leicester vs Norwich might be cancelled How many more plot twists are to come!? 🤣

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FPL Plonker

@FPLPlonker

2 years

Team locked. 3.1itb🔒 Merry Xmas everyone 🎅 🎁 🌲 #FPL

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FPL Plonker

@FPLPlonker

3 years

When Pep says Gundo is fully fit but benches him anyway. #FPL #FantasyPL #FPLCommunity

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FPL Plonker

@FPLPlonker

3 years

Tip: Don’t captain and vice captain the same player #FPL

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FPL Plonker

@FPLPlonker

2 years

Plonker Wedding Ceremony 💍 💒

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FPL Plonker

@FPLPlonker

11 months

12 months sober starting from today. Let’s do this

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FPL Plonker

@FPLPlonker

3 years

Who rotates best with Salah for captaincy? #FPL Salah GW1: nor ✅ GW2: BUR ✅ GW3: CHE ❌ GW4: lee ✅ GW5: CRY ✅ GW6: bre ✅ GW7: MCI ❌ Bruno GW3: wol 🤔 GW7: EVE 🤔 KDB GW3: ARS ❌ GW7: liv ❌ Kane GW3: WAT ✅ GW7: AVL ✅

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FPL Plonker

@FPLPlonker

1 year

Are these the correct blankers you hold and bench this GW? With every other blanket being a sell? #FPL

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FPL Plonker

@FPLPlonker

2 years

I sold Kane and Raph this week who look like they’re both gonna blank. Good job by me. It was for Werner and Sterling who both blanked too and for a hit. But let’s not focus on that… #FPL #FantasyPL #FPLCommunity

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FPL Plonker

@FPLPlonker

3 years

Foden ✅ Unreal goal threat ❌ Pep roulette Mount ✅ Looks in great form ❌ Bad fixtures and blanks around the corner Bowen ✅ Best fixtures ❌ Playing for the weakest attack Got a big decision this week #FPL

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FPL Plonker

@FPLPlonker

8 months

3 months down ✅

FPL Plonker

@FPLPlonker

11 months

12 months sober starting from today. Let’s do this

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FPL Plonker

@FPLPlonker

3 years

Anyone remember that time when @OfficialFPL bare face lied to us and told us that Bruno touched a ball he never touched and awarded him the assist? #FPL

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FPL Plonker

@FPLPlonker

3 years

Tip: Make early transfers to beat price changes. Do all your transfers now. Good team value is essential. #FPL #FPLCommunity #FantasyPL

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FPL Plonker

@FPLPlonker

3 years

Everyone crying and wanting free chips from #FPL towers. Maybe if you had the foresight like me & didn’t own any United, Spurs, Brighton, Brentford, Villa or Leicester players you’d be happy! 😎 #FPL

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FPL Plonker

@FPLPlonker

3 years

Tested positive on Xmas Eve ffs

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FPL Plonker

@FPLPlonker

2 years

Haaland and Foden start 🚨

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FPL Plonker

@FPLPlonker

3 years

🚨 Message to everyone thinking of selling Jota soon 🚨 #FPL #FPLCommunity #FantasyPL

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FPL Plonker

@FPLPlonker

3 years

The Twitter herd has been amazing today. Bruno cap essential, then a few Alonso caps, then DDG caps. Now everyone wants Trossard. Poor Maddison got all the love yesterday now he’s a rotten egg 🤣 #FPL

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FPL Plonker

@FPLPlonker

3 years

Can’t believe everyone’s crying on Twitter actually got them all a free chip 🤣 #FPL

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FPL Plonker

@FPLPlonker

3 years

Seen a couple content creators say how easy it is to have Lukaku, Salah, Bruno & Trent all in your team. I’ve tried and can’t find a team I like. The 7.5m mids become impossible. For me Lukaku means losing Trent. #FPL #FPLCommunity #FantasyPL

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FPL Plonker

@FPLPlonker

2 years

So I took a quick look into the stats for GW33-38 of last season when Nketiah last filled in for us, and compared his to our other attackers to see if anyone stood out. (THREAD) #FPL

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FPL Plonker

@FPLPlonker

4 years

Not sure what Allan thought a tribute to Maradona meant..

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FPL Plonker

@FPLPlonker

5 years

🔷 Digne stats from last night 🔹 8 crosses (1st, next best 3) 🔹 4 chances created (1st, next best 2) 🔹 34 touches in final third (Joint 1st with Coleman) 🔹 1 pen touch 🔹 xA 0.14 (3rd for Everton; behind Coleman 0.27 and Kean 0.18) 🔹 xG 0.08 (6th for Everton) #FPL

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FPL Plonker

@FPLPlonker

2 years

People were telling me Perisic was a must own despite the rotation issues? Now he’s a must sell after one expected rotation haha #FPL

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FPL Plonker

@FPLPlonker

2 years

Everyone moaning about Broja is ridiculous 🤣 #FPL

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FPL Plonker

@FPLPlonker

2 months

England thought dump: -Southgate deserves a lot of credit. Hes been the best manager of our lifetime. His defensiveness is a formula for success in tournament football. The problem is our team is another golden generation, and so it feels like a waste of our attacking talent…

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FPL Plonker

@FPLPlonker

2 years

Announcement: 🧵 It is with a heavy heart that the FPL Plonker Podcast comes to it’s end. There will be one final episode to finish the preview pods, shortly after our wedding, which I think is quite fitting that we officially become Mr & Mrs Plonker as we end the series…

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FPL Plonker

@FPLPlonker

1 year

Now 6 months since I quit smoking. Gotta give credit to @DreadFPL who inspired me at FF Fest with his quitting story. I then listened to Allen Carr’s Easy Way to Stop Smoking audiobook and instantly have never craved a cigarette since. Highly recommend if anyone wants to stop. 👊

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FPL Plonker

@FPLPlonker

2 years

You suckers still paying 7m for Cancelo!? 😂 Here’s why Phil Foden is essential 🔐 #FPL

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FPL Plonker

@FPLPlonker

4 years

BT Sport Box Office. Sky Sports Box Office. Fuck off.

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FPL Plonker

@FPLPlonker

1 year

Man City could legit keep 6 clean sheets in their first 8 games BUR (A) NEW (H) SHU (A) FUL (H) WHU (A) NFO (H) WOL (A) ARS (A) Can’t see anywhere near that with any other team. Time to invest 💯 #FPL

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FPL Plonker

@FPLPlonker

3 years

Anyone else hoping players do miss GW4 from quarantine just to cause chaos? 🤣 #FPL

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FPL Plonker

@FPLPlonker

2 years

Neto IS a great pick. He has Leeds and Fulham to start the season. Diaz IS a great pick. He will start first few games at least for Liverpool. Perisic IS a great pick. It’s a Conte WB for 5.5m #FPL

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FPL Plonker

@FPLPlonker

8 months

Can’t understand the notion of holding Haaland if he’s out for the Palace game. You don’t have to spread the funds. Get any striker in the game for at least two GWs and it should pay off? #FPL

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FPL Plonker

@FPLPlonker

3 years

Only 98.5 hours until GW4 deadline! 🔥 #FPL

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FPL Plonker

@FPLPlonker

3 years

Remember guys this is your LAST Wildcard for the season. If you use it now to get in Watford, Leicester & Burnley assets & ditch City assets etc purely for the doubles now, you have no easy way to revert back to a decent long term team. #FPL #FantasyPL #FPLCommunity

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FPL Plonker

@FPLPlonker

3 years

8 million people play #FPL a few thousand tried to log in 2 minutes before deadline when the site regularly crashes. It’s a free game with an extremely low budget. They gave you all an extra chip for PL games PP which isn’t their fault. What do you want from them now?

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FPL Plonker

@FPLPlonker

3 years

A list of players that outscored Raphinha last season: 🔹 Tielemans 🔹 B. Traore 🔹 Bowen 🔹 Harrison 🔹 Zaha 🔹 Ward-Prowse #FPL #FantasyPL

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FPL Plonker

@FPLPlonker

2 years

If you’re feeling beat up about #FPL this season, just remember, that no one cares.

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FPL Plonker

@FPLPlonker

3 years

Watkins for first 3 GWs then a switch to Jimenez should be on everyone’s mind. #FPL

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FPL Plonker

@FPLPlonker

3 years

THIS IS FOR EVERY #FPL MANAGER WHO BENCHED GREENWOOD!

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FPL Plonker

@FPLPlonker

3 years

What is the best combined name for Salah, Ronaldo & Lukaku? 🔹 Lumoldo 🔹 Lunalmo 🔹 Mokaldo 🔹 Monalku 🔹 Romoku 🔹 Ronlumo 🔹 Romoron Any better ones? #FPL #FPLCommunity #FantasyPL @OfficialFPL

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FPL Plonker

@FPLPlonker

5 years

So Tammy got stretchered off in tears for a bruise? Might sell him just for being a pussy! #FPL

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FPL Plonker

@FPLPlonker

3 years

Villa have signed Ings + Chambers recently with zero rumours or reports of accepted bids etc. Masters of the shadows 🔥

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FPL Plonker

@FPLPlonker

3 years

Buzzing for the inevitable WC that fucks it all up #FPL

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FPL Plonker

@FPLPlonker

3 months

Don’t worry Arsenal fans, I’m sure West Ham can beat Man City. They’ve beaten City… * checks notes * … 0 times in the last 19 matches…

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FPL Plonker

@FPLPlonker

3 years

WC seems locked now 🔒 🔹 Threemium all the way 🔹 Double Wolves D was tempted for triple 👀 🔹James vs Rudi my only dilemma 🔹4 attacking defs though 🔹Sanchez 🤢 Possibly Guaita? 🔹 Gallagher > Gray Thoughts? #FPL

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FPL Plonker

@FPLPlonker

3 years

IB thoughts: 🔹 Vardy is a bad option 🔹 Son is a bad option 🔹 Foden is a bad option 🔹 Torres is a bad option 🔹 Grealish is a bad option 🔹 Werner is a bad option 🔹 Maupay is a bad option 🔹 Chilwell is a bad option 🔹 Smith Rowe is a bad option #FPL #FPLComminity

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FPL Plonker

@FPLPlonker

3 years

Good morning to everyone on -3 from 1 so far #FPL

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FPL Plonker

@FPLPlonker

1 year

Salah cappers… we won #FPL

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FPL Plonker

@FPLPlonker

1 year

Good afternoon to everybody who has never owned Ederson this season. #FPL

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FPL Plonker

@FPLPlonker

8 months

Twitter always keeps receipts 🧾 #FPL

Fantasy Premier League

@OfficialFPL

1 year

March's score from #LEEBHA will not change. As per our Rules, points awarded in-game are subject to change up until one hour after the final whistle of the last match of any given day. Once the points have all been updated on that day, no further adjustments will be made. #FPL

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FPL Plonker

@FPLPlonker

3 years

My New Years resolution: Win FPL.

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FPL Plonker

@FPLPlonker

3 years

Favourite Defender at each price point: 4: 🥇Tsimikas 🥈Amartey 🥉Livramento 4.5: 🥇Veltman 🥈Ayling 🥉White 5: 🥇Coufal 🥈Targett 🥉Bertrand 5.5: 🥇Shaw 🥈Digne 🥉Stones #FPL #FPLCommunity #FantasyPL @OfficialFPL

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FPL Plonker

@FPLPlonker

3 years

James vs Rudiger James + insane attacking threat feeding Lukaku - seems like he recycles possession and Azpi gets crosses from deep - more chance of rotation + Rudiger bound to get rotated a bit himself Rudiger - less attacking threat + could still score a banger HELP! #FPL

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FPL Plonker

@FPLPlonker

3 years

If you was Wildcarding this week who would be your 3 forwards? #FPL

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FPL Plonker

@FPLPlonker

1 year

Hey @OfficialFPL if you don’t give me my March points, then I’ll never play your game again. I mean it!! You have 24 hours to give them to me! #FPL

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FPL Plonker

@FPLPlonker

2 years

@FPLMate The amount of casuals in my mini league that spend 5 mins on Twitter and have great teams now pisses me off tbh 🤣🤣

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FPL Plonker

@FPLPlonker

2 years

TC Clarification GWA Haaland 20 Rashford 2 GWB Haaland 2 Rashford 15 Manager 1: TC Haaland + C Haaland Manager 2: C Haaland + TC Rashford Manager 1: 60+2+4+15 =81 Manager 2: 40+2+2+45=89 Using your TC on a differential that scores less points does work #FPL @fpl_tactician

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FPL Plonker

@FPLPlonker

2 years

Oh don’t mind me, just at my mates daughters 1st birthday party #GW39 #UpTheSouth

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FPL Plonker

@FPLPlonker

2 years

Players I think have been overpriced by #FPL 🔹 Lloris 5.5 🔹 Bowen 8.5 🔹 Saka 8 🔹 Calvert-Lewin 8 🔹 Bamford 7.5 Who have I missed? #FPLCommunity #FantasyPL

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FPL Plonker

@FPLPlonker

2 years

Personal message for everyone disrespecting Jota again. #FPL #FantasyPL #FPLCommunity #Jota #LFC

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FPL Plonker

@FPLPlonker

3 years

Best Antonio replacement? xG: ⚪️ Bamford 1.94 🟠 Jimenez 0.92 🔵 Jesus 1.06 xA: ⚪️ 0.2 🟠 0.82 🔵 1.3 Shots (in the box): ⚪️ 11 (10) 🟠 13 (12) 🔵 4 (4) Chances created: ⚪️ 2 🟠 12 🔵 8 Touches in the box: ⚪️ 23 🟠 26 🔵 19 #FPL #FPLCommunity #FantasyPL

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FPL Plonker

@FPLPlonker

2 years

Anyone thinking about Mahrez this GW? #FPL

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FPL Plonker

@FPLPlonker

3 years

Asked Mrs Plonker for the City lineup for Xmas and she didn’t get me it. Fuming. #FPL

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@FPLPlonker

2 years

Good morning to everyone without Salah in their #FPL team ☀️

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@FPLPlonker

3 years

Come on FPL gods give me 11 blanks. Do it! Fucking do it!

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@FPLPlonker

3 years

Overtinkering update. Werner just entered my team… #FPL

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@FPLPlonker

3 years

It is done! ✅ James to Chilwell. Some will call it sideways. I will call it a master stroke. Let’s go! 🔥

FPL Plonker

@FPLPlonker

3 years

With Azpi and Christensen both back fit I’m considering James to Chilwell. Have to decide tonight though with exact money 😩 What we reckon? #FPL

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@FPLPlonker

1 year

I captained Mitoma because the Eye Test is superior to stats. #FPL

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@FPLPlonker

3 years

This shit pisses me off. How? 🤣🤣

FPL Statistics

@FPLStatistics

3 years

The highest overall ranked "dead/zombie/set and forget team" is Matthew Taylor's 'MT', which currently sits 8,287 with 1212 points. Taylor has made 0 total transfers this season, has played none of his chips and yet is currently beating 99.91% of all users. #FPL