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3 years

This tweet will stay pinned until the Cardinals win another World Series. #STLFLY #STLCards

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NO NO NO NO

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One. Last. Ride. 🥲 #STLCards

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The St. Louis Cardinals are 24-9 since Miles Mikolas burned sage on the field of Busch Stadium (7/10/22) #STLCards

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POV: you're a baseball fan on Twitter

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Here's a potential Brewers powder blue jersey that I designed. Thoughts?

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If Nolan Arenado was a Christmas movie character

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Me waiting for any Soto news

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Bring 'em home @Cardinals

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Do you miss baseball? Yes Yes Yes 👇 👇 👇

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I just want Cardinals baseball, man. 😢

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Hardest pic of the year btw

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Who is Yadier Molina?

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HADER IS OUT OF MY DIVISION

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New meme drop #STLCards

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Even though we don't have baseball, at least Nolan Arenado is still a Cardinal. #STLCards

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The world needs a Yankees vs Cardinals World Series

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Bored so I designed a Cardinals city connect concept

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Hardest pic of the year

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Fernando Tatis Jr. when he tries to return to the Padres

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John Mozeliak has less than 5 hours to prove why he should still have a job

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Lars Nootbaar has been as good as advertised in 2023 ⬇️ #STLCards

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Who tf is Josh Hader???

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Currently watching MLB Network and they just called the Mariners the hottest team in baseball. They're definitely hot, but c'mon, we just went on a 17 game win streak. #STLFLY #STLCards

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The Cardinals have the best hitter in baseball, the best reliever, and 3 ROTY candidates on their team. No reason not to go all in this year and win it all. Not to mention it's Yadi, Waino, and Pujols' final season together. #STLCards #12in22

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If Paul Goldschmidt isn't the starting 1B for the NL in the All-Star Game we riot

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Might be the most chills moment of the season

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Matt Carpenter next season with the banned shift

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This is gonna be a deadly back end of the bullpen 👀😬 #STLCards

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I'll never say another bad thing about Mo and DeWitt if they can somehow pull this off #STLCards

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Carlos Correa to the Lou 🤔💸 #STLCards

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Lars Nootbaar off Stroman at Wrigley next season #STLCards

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Tommy Edman had a higher WAR than everyone on here btw

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2 years

Agree or disagree with @MLBNow 's #Top10RightNow at SS?

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Best MLB game I've attended in person

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Take me back 💔

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Can't believe I witnessed a Cardinals pitching masterclass this can't be real

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Michael Harris II 🔥 💸 #Braves | #ForTheA

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I just wanna see one verified baseball reporter tweet out the words "BREAKING: The St. Louis Cardinals..." 😔

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Paul Goldschmidt 2022 vs 2023 Avg EV: 90.8 ⬆️ 95.3 Barrel%: 11.6 ⬆️ 15.5 Hard Hit%: 47.4 ⬆️ 59.2 SwSp%: 31.8 ⬆️ 34.0 xwOBA: .367 ⬆️ .427 xBA: .261 ⬆️ .312 xSLG: .482 ⬆️ .596 I know it's still a small sample, but doing this at the age of 35 and coming off an MVP szn is crazy lol

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These clear respectfully

temporary royals fan 👑

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2 years

Nobody has better uniforms than the Braves respectfully

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I'm getting Alex Reyes in the 9th type anxiety rn

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Who's a player you wish was still on your favorite team? I'll start: Sandy Alcantara

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How would y'all feel about this? Contreras C Goldschmidt 1B Donovan/Gorman 2B Edman SS Arenado 3B O'Neill/Walker LF Carlson CF Nootbaar RF Yepez DH Flaherty Bassitt Quintana Mikolas Montgomery #STLCards

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Sosa still doing the thing 😭

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The Cardinals rotation in 2024 as it stands will likely look something like this: Steven Matz Matthew Liberatore Jake Woodford Zack Thompson (Some random minor leaguer) When will Mo open his fucking eyes and realize that pitching is a MAJOR concern for this team??? #STLCards

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I had to do it 😂. #STLCards

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The NL Central race between the Brewers and Cardinals is going to come down to which team has the better trade deadline

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If Nolan Arenado actually opts out that might be it for me as a baseball fan

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The #STLCards will have the best outfield in baseball next year

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#STLCards potential fully healthy lineup with Soto (Carlson traded): Edman SS Soto RF Goldschmidt 1B Arenado 3B Gorman DH O'Neill LF Donovan 2B Molina C Bader CF

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#4 ranked prospect Jordan Walker is primed and ready to become baseball's next superstar 🌟 #Cardinals | #STLCards

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I will do anything for a Cardinals 4-game sweep in Milwaukee

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My right fielder

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Just a reminder that Tyler O'Neill's deadly 2nd half last year started after a stint on the IL 👀

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The Cardinals have the easiest remaining schedule in MLB with 70 games left to play. 49 of the remaining games are against teams under .500, and only 21 of the 70 games are against teams above .500. Let's hope we can take advantage. #STLCards

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Ron Kulpa was smiling LMFAO

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I miss this kind of energy, man. Baseball is a special sport.

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Mets are slowly moving into my top 5 most hated teams in the league

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This division is sad.

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Made a meme

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Yeah thank God for Contreras man what the hell is this

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Romero, Quintana, and Stratton is the most Cardinals deadline ever

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Possible Cardinals bullpen for 2024: Ryan Fernandez John King Nick Robertson Andrew Kittredge JoJo Romero Giovanny Gallegos Keynan Middleton Ryan Helsley Other options: Andre Pallante Riley O'Brien Wilking Rodríguez Guillermo Zuñiga Deepest pen we've had in years.

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It's so obvious at this point just announce it already

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MLB Network showing potential lineups with Soto for the Dodgers and Padres but not the Cardinals lmfao what a joke

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One of the best memes I've made #STLCards

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This pic goes hard

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Messed around in Photoshop for a bit and ended up with this #STLCards

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I just wanna see these guys back on the field 😔. #STLCards

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Reunited once again

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Still can't believe we could've fucking had Juan Soto AND Josh Bell if we just included Dylan Carlson in the deal. Just unbelievable man

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The Cardinals will be in Washington, D.C. in two days. Might be a great time for Mo to pull the trigger on a Juan Soto trade 👀 #STLCards #Soto2STL

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Day 131 of posting a random home run from the 2022 St. Louis Cardinals season every day until Opening Day -Albert Pujols (21) vs Phil Bickford 9/23/22 #STLCards

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Grab the popcorn

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this looks so weird #STLCards

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Made a Nolan Arenado graphic. Not a huge fan if how this turned out, but nonetheless here it is #STLCards

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Superstar.

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Pujols, Dickerson, and Knizner getting hot. What the fuck is happening

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Seriously though what will it take to get Mo fired we can't keep doing this shit every year

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The #STLCards are in need of starting pitching, and with the Oakland A's presumably selling at the trade deadline, Frankie Montas could be a great option for the birds on the bat. OAK ➡ STL Thoughts? 🤔

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John Mozeliak -Traded Bader (left oblique issue) -Didn't trade for Montas (likely out for whole season) Didn't resign Quintana (stress fracture in rib) Didn't sign Rodon (forearm strain)

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BREAKING: The St. Louis Cardinals are close to reaching an agreement with star shortstop Carlos Correa on an 8-year deal, "I don't know I just made it up" confirms.

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Cardinals baseball is back in my life

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A story in two pictures #STLCards

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Cardinals receive: Juan Soto Patrick Corbin Nationals receive: Dylan Carlson Masyn Winn Matthew Liberatore Alec Burleson Make it happen Mo. #STLCards

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Made another Tyler O'Neill graphic #STLCards

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Make it happen Mo. #STLCards #Story2STL

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St. Louis Cardinals team hitting stats after the first series of the season .373/.426/.591/1.017 194 wRC+ .444 wOBA 12 XBH #STLCards

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Gonna need Miles to burn some sage on the field before tomorrow's game #STLCards

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My Opening Day lineup if Jordan Walker makes the roster: Nootbaar RF Donovan 2B Goldschmidt 1B Arenado 3B Contreras C O'Neill CF Walker LF Gorman DH Edman SS

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This team is an ace and another solid starting pitcher away from being an elite team. #STLCards

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He's a Cardinal today 🤞🏻🙏🏻

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I'm hoping Waino can go five or six innings, and Flaherty can come in for two or three in the WC. If you're in a save situation, bring in Gio to finish it off. #STLFLY #STLCards

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I'm late but NOLAN IS MY CAPTAIN AMERICA