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L4YM

@FL1PIT

2 years

Waiter: how's your food? Me: You too, Kmt

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L4YM

@FL1PIT

1 year

So... they wasn't closed before the ring?

Matte Black.

@brittaluscious

1 year

DM’s are officially closed.💍

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@FL1PIT

2 years

When you see your ex on your tl but you gotta scrolling

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@FL1PIT

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Me stepping out the passy

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@FL1PIT

2 years

This is me

Daniel

@andersonjnr98

2 years

Would you lot lips someone on the first date ? Trying to see peoples opinions 🤣🤣👀

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@Terriberry1980 Me still slow dancing and sex to music

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@FL1PIT

2 years

Me in the passy when she's dropping me home in the afternoon from a night of cocktails and diquè

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@FL1PIT

2 years

Me stepping out the passy

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@FL1PIT

2 years

Self proclaimed "good" women are never good

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2 years

Men don’t actually like good women

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@FL1PIT

1 year

You know what astounds me... that people think drugs dealers and fraudsters are not sitting right next to them, in them board meetings. Why do you think all drug dealers and fraudsters are outside like that. Most are living double lives tbh with you

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L4YM

@FL1PIT

1 year

I told my homie I had laser eye surgery, and he replied "oh, you got eye BBL " within the next 24 hours I will be tweeting from HMP

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L4YM

@FL1PIT

5 months

I don't argue in relationships. Swear at me, throw something at me, raise your voice to a decibel I don't like... just count your days.

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L4YM

@FL1PIT

2 years

Do you ever think about how complicated you are to love?

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L4YM

@FL1PIT

2 years

But how am I meant to get the coochie

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L4YM

@FL1PIT

10 months

You know what's funny, be with your gf and give up your seat for a random woman... absolute scenes 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭

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L4YM

@FL1PIT

11 months

🤣🤣🤣😂 that's how I know she was handsome because if she was peng that would've worked

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@DeOne___

11 months

Women are shameless when it comes to mandem’s possessions . One time a babe came up to me at recess took my shades off my face and said I’ll give these back to you on our first date. When I said nah and took them back babe was tryna call me a sassy nigga

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@FL1PIT

7 months

😭😭🤣🤣😭😭🤣😭🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭 porridge batty

Mr. Wholebean

@footballguy82

7 months

Let her live 😅😅😅

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L4YM

@FL1PIT

2 years

Shes a 10 but has pets on her bed

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L4YM

@FL1PIT

9 months

Some gyal have a bag of smashed ice hidden in dem leggings

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@isabellayonce

9 months

ASS SHAPE IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN ASS SIZE

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@FL1PIT

1 year

My mum bought lemon custard creams for herself. I stole them snuck them to my room. My mum scream up who took them so I threw them out the window. My downstairs neighbour knocks on our door and says "this dropped on my head"... I got beat with everything object you can think of

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@kayzywizzzy

1 year

As a child, what did you do that caused an unforgettable beating from your parent?

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L4YM

@FL1PIT

2 years

I'm very Adaptable... but one thing will always piss me off when living with someone... why do I have to go bed same time as you?

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L4YM

@FL1PIT

3 months

I've noticed what I don't like in this generation... Elitism. Everyone wants to display a level of Elitism. Everyone wants to be in a club no one is in, whether it's clothes, clubs, events, holiday destinations. Someone wants to show they're the only ones that can be there

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L4YM

@FL1PIT

2 years

Gakpo driving pass the United bus at Anfield

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@FL1PIT

4 months

I love when the young boys are cleaning up with the mid 30's to early 40's gyal. I've been there oh what time to be alive. Those women really teach you the game

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L4YM

@FL1PIT

1 year

Remember being 19 linking a 37 year old... Good Times loool

Dr. Reverend Palonius Harrell

@pr_harrell

1 year

Women after age 35

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@FL1PIT

2 years

All my bxtches asking me how many bxtches I got... Can you count the raindrops that fall when you look in the sky?

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@FL1PIT

1 year

This new balance trend ain't going nowhere isit? You lot can keep them I ain't buying a single pair

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L4YM

@FL1PIT

1 year

Cute smile Big batty Big batty Nice fashion/style Big batty

Linda

@LindaPe94835146

1 year

What’s your weakness when it comes to the opposite sex?

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L4YM

@FL1PIT

7 months

I advise people to learn as much transferable skills as possible. I can see certain industries are gonna be non existent

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@FL1PIT

3 months

@ashjkLD84 😂😂😂🤣

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@FL1PIT

2 years

This type of parenting needs to be questioned by authorities imo

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@WorldLatinHoney

2 years

😂😂😂 la gente se pasa

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@FL1PIT

1 year

He needs to leave that abusive relationship

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@TheFigen_

1 year

The lion who spends the night outside is kindly greeted by his wife!

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@FL1PIT

9 months

Temple in Tottenham Palace Pavilion in Hackney Stratford Rex E3 in Bow You had to be there

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L4YM

@FL1PIT

2 years

Women judging women: • Universally attractive • Sexy • Pretty • Cute • Beautiful Women judging men: • Handsome • Broke • Broke and Audacity • Broke and Ugly • Broke, Ugly and Audacity

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@FL1PIT

2 years

Everyone's on 100k but running from 8k bill????

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@FL1PIT

2 years

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L4YM

@FL1PIT

1 year

As a real nxgga I hate the fact that I can't make a complaint. I really wanna complain about a service but I ain't no snitch

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L4YM

@FL1PIT

11 months

Her food= Her food My food= we share

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@hashjenni

11 months

what is relationship math?

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L4YM

@FL1PIT

1 year

Balances out when you put on a PLT dress, simmi shoes and the night to be us imo

✨Liza✨

@xlizagx

1 year

We get our nails done every 2-3 weeks and cost more then a trim at the barbers. Plus waxing , hair cuts etc on top of that.. Men dont appreciate how low maintenance they are

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L4YM

@FL1PIT

11 months

I love my women begging like Toni Braxton, tell me you're you can't breathe without me

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L4YM

@FL1PIT

11 months

Women spinning the block a thousand times before they get to this stage needs to be spoken about.

haha ya

@Hey54636

1 year

Women love deciding to never talk to you again and actually do it

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@FL1PIT

1 year

Me when I go to someone's house and their dog/cat walks into the living room

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@FL1PIT

2 years

Payday vs 1st of month when all your direct debits come out

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L4YM

@FL1PIT

1 year

Humans gave cat and dog soft life and they're thinking why not us too

Ash

@theashrb

1 year

These foxes in London just don’t give a fuck anymore tbh 🤣 broad daylight and they’re just out and about going about their business 🦊

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@FL1PIT

8 months

Leng, then she brings out a cigarette and lighter

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@FL1PIT

2 years

Looooooool then grew when my girl said "tell me the truth, I won't be mad"

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@FL1PIT

2 years

Welcome to cuffing season, all the latest news and updates

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@FL1PIT

8 months

2 things I want abolished is men wearing durags outside and women wearing bonnets outside... proper annoying.

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L4YM

@FL1PIT

11 months

Married? Man tell their gyal and side piece kmt pieces of shxt's

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@ItzMikeO

11 months

If your homie is married you gotta understand whatever you’re telling them they’re telling their spouse!

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@FL1PIT

1 year

When she's all chest, no back 🥲🥲 Strewth!

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@MaineAntifa

1 year

Birds aren't real

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@FL1PIT

2 years

When man is fit and healthy, the quilt cover is like a tent every morning

GODDESS.

@therachelrabbit

2 years

I heard a fitness guru said if you’re not horny, you’re not healthy and that’s so true

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@FL1PIT

2 years

With this mentality I would assume you have no restraint anywhere ngl

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@Deji95

2 years

Party holidays while in a relationship makes no sense, just around mad temptation for no reason

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@FL1PIT

2 years

They shortened my notice period so mi done work today... off to do my induction at the new company ☺️

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@FL1PIT

1 year

See a pretty babes on insta then you see her let her dog/cat lick her face and jump on her bed Now I gotta block her

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@FL1PIT

1 year

Do you what's irritating me, people not standing on their word. We don't always get it right. Standing on your word holds you accountable. That's all I want. Just say sorry I fxcked up, then we find a solution

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@FL1PIT

5 months

@TeeBabyRey If you can't address things at a respectable level, then there's nothing to talk about. I don't talk to anyone I feel doesn't respect me

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@FL1PIT

9 months

This is why I don't date when broke. Because a woman be passive aggressive on the socials for making spend her PLT basket budget

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L4YM

@FL1PIT

1 year

"I'm only dm'ing because I don't everyone all up in my business like that"

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@Que_Hill

1 year

Flirt like a taken woman, go!

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@FL1PIT

1 year

@Ray_Amore I need answers because she's scaring me and I will call off the engagement

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@FL1PIT

2 years

@kieronFish Traditions of old will be lost with our parents generation tbh

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@FL1PIT

2 years

All you dirty mackers and friendzone escape artists, your time to shine

KALYJAY

@gyaigyimii

2 years

Have you ever fallen in love with someone's partner before?? How did it end??

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@FL1PIT

1 year

Me practicing in the mirror my tekkers for NHC

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@FL1PIT

1 year

Jacket is cold

Larenz Tate

@LarenzTate

1 year

small steps. Big Results. Ya Dig!

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@FL1PIT

4 months

First time a gyal paid for the date. £350 she didn't even flinch. I pulled out my persil net ( don't judge I was 18 straight off the curb) she said "put that away" and pulled out the amex

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@FL1PIT

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I love when the young boys are cleaning up with the mid 30's to early 40's gyal. I've been there oh what time to be alive. Those women really teach you the game

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@FL1PIT

2 years

Some man are real gyal clowns innit looool

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@FL1PIT

2 years

Nahhhh.... look in the mirror, look real hard. Check your eye brows, your skin, your hair, just your face... then say to yourself " is Lee really gonna reply to me?" I've had enough don't play yourself

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@FL1PIT

2 years

I wanna have a conversation but this ain't the platform and people will lie

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@ARD28X

2 years

Having sex with your man 12 times a year in 1 position is wild.

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@FL1PIT

2 years

You know what, growing old gracefully is my new target in life

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@thejasminebrand

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Ja Rule, Akon & Fat Joe in Dubai ❤️

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@FL1PIT

2 years

@respawnedtarga1 Snitching aint stopping that recall. Sounds like he did anyway because he only done the rest of his sentence

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@FL1PIT

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Independent woman 🤝🏾 flying off the handle

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@FL1PIT

1 year

More man take back their gf's than women take back their bf's difference is men will never talk about it. 1. Makes them look dumb 2. Can never make anyone question the integrity of their partner, shows weakness

respawnedtargaryen

@respawnedtarga1

1 year

Personally id cry everyday for 5yrs and go on a revenge tour of 20yrs but more man are in this situation than they let on and like he said, he’d have taken her back but she locked it

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@FL1PIT

1 year

👑 Pharaoh 👑 🇳🇬 🇬🇧

@Ugochukwu_96

1 year

Smile if you are in love 🌚

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@FL1PIT

2 years

Babes bedtime is 10.30pm, I'm just about cooking. Lemme catch up on sports news, TL and hit YouTube and learn about animals, black people, conspiracy theory's. Then end it with Dr pimple popper/cutting soap

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L4YM

@FL1PIT

8 months

People need to tell the truth. They don't trust their partner

MrVybesj-The Waviest 🌊🇩🇲🇱🇨

@MVybesj

8 months

maybe i'm odd but male best friends don't bother me.

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@FL1PIT

11 months

Waking up to see another day

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@szasznonIy

1 year

What is a privilege that people act as if it isn't ?

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@FL1PIT

2 years

@xlizagx She needs to block me

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@FL1PIT

1 year

Bigger question are they actually with the person they would everyone and everything for? Looool

Roberto McCall 🇯🇲

@Fxrgo_Brxwn

1 year

Is it fair to say that everyone has that ONE person they would drop absolutely everyone and everything for? 🤔

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@FL1PIT

1 year

Man is wearing zanotti's?? Good Grief this is another fear of mines. Being frozen in Time 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂

Bootleg Liquor on a Sunday Night

@MikeTroy81

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#InLivingColor

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@FL1PIT

11 months

When ball was life

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@jvcx213

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@FL1PIT

11 months

Brixton gyal are bare aggressive loool. Why did the gyal jump out to try draw me. Another gyal told me to walk down the side road she can get my number

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@FL1PIT

5 months

Jamaican Jodi 🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲

@getmoneyJodi

5 months

Fellas can we get a thread going of you in a suit? Ladies love a man in a suit!

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@FL1PIT

2 years

35 laps on these cold streets... gonna kick it up a notch and move at Hamilton speed 💨💨🎉💫 Happy birthday me!!

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@FL1PIT

2 years

Alot people don't like themselves thats why they're so judgemental on others

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@FL1PIT

8 months

Stop going out with people that have a lack of discipline romantically. Just because they have it at work, family, health etc . Doesn't mean they'll have it romantically

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@FL1PIT

10 months

Calling yourself a Queen, but wanting princess treatment... Girl math

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@FL1PIT

1 year

Ah which Jamaican woman give Andrew Tate the tightest 'ole him eva get in him life?

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@FL1PIT

1 year

🦂ᗪᗩᑎᗩYᗩKᖇEEᑭ

@DraMaaaaatic

1 year

A photo you wanna recreate 👀

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@FL1PIT

4 months

Tried something different and I like them

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@FL1PIT

1 year

Never! I have too much pride

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@lyemcfly

1 year

When the last time you told someone to unblock you.

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@FL1PIT

7 months

On a date, night's going splendid. Mix juice flowing, vibes right ✅️. She invites you back to hers... you're getting cosy, Netflix gets fling on for background noise... then the lipsing commences, Then bam you see a cat/dog come stroll up next to you <<<<<