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@EylonBLevy

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@EylonBLevy
Eylon Levy - אילון לוי (parody)
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Feeling cute, might delete later, I don't know.
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@JonnyFX1 EXCUSE ME?! WHY AM I NOT ALLOWED TO SPREAD LIES :(
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@Israel Israeli reaction when it mercs another Palestinian.
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@halalflow Khamas is Russian and Chinese. Wow, what a stunning revelation!
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@IsraelinToronto @KylieJenner @Israel @GettyImages @IsraelMFA @bringhomenow This is very Anti-Semitic and offensive. Why would you design it to look like she is shitting out the names?
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@SkyNews “found dead.” Israel thanks you for using passive language to dehumanize the Palestinians. Sky News is doing a great job of that, as always.
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@itslaylas @ASE @ManhattanDA @ManhattanDA Delivering multiple standards of justice, depending on who you are.
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@briebriejoy The one that Nelson Mandela landed at in 1999? Israel destroyed that in 2001/2002?
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@Joe_Roberts01 Praying for the people of BOERSLEARD 🙏🏼💙
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@IsraelDefenseF Did you see me there? I bet you didn't, impossible to see amongst a huge crowd.
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@DrEliDavid @antonioguterres Can somebody please forward this message to the President of México, El Sisi, to open the border and be complicit in Ethnic Cleansing. It will really help Israel, and then maybe it won't need to do a génoç¡de!
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@JewishWarrior13 No, 1068 Israelis were killed (695 civilians + 373 security forces). Many of these kills were by Israel themselves (unspoken Hannibal). No babies were burned in ovens, or hanged on washing lines. Many claims of r**e have been denied by their family members. Some claims have
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@DillyHussain88 @PiersUncensored @kieronmirch @BharatiNaikNews @piersmorgan His viewership has really fell off, we will dock his Hasbara pay check.
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@Israel You're dancing already, silly. How many TikToks have our brave soldiers posted after / during the commission of war crimes?
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Do you condemn Khamas for stealing my eyebrows?!
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@ImtiazMadmood Strange, out of all of these countries, the US has bases in most of them. Must just be a coincidence.
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@JonnyFX1 Two Genocide Apologists who Lost Their Jobs
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@Israel Don't ask why Muslims are routinely beaten up by occupation forces, or why Christians are spat on. It's Anti-Semitic to ask such questions.
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@Israel (a) True (b) Please believe our Israeli Lies. (c) Please believe this Israeli Lie that is contingent on another Israeli Lie.
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@StateDeptSpox When you're defending genocide, it's always a good idea to take a break and forget all of your crimes for just a moment.
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@ShaiDavidai @FBI @Columbia It is because Zionists are using skunk spray on pro-Palestine protestors, but you already knew that.
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@SaeedDiCaprio I'm not an ass man!
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@Israel @X There is no such glitch, the intern who posted this did not bother to read the post before quote-posting. Please dock their Hasbara pay to avoid such embarrassment in the future.
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@Israel @Eurovision Her name is Golan. This is in reference to the area of Syria that Israel illegally occupies! Have a great day all.
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@MarcGoldberg111 It's darkest moments = perpetrating a genocide. I agree 👍🏼
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@AviMayer @owenjonesjourno I see we pulled out the thesaurus for this one.
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@netanyahutoo I've always preferred @IDFSpokerperson he's a lovely man, beautiful ears too 💙
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@Israel We did steal our food from the Arabs to be fair.
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@Israel @Eurovision Israel has a very unique way of dancing. To see an amazing performance, just search “Dancing Israelis September 2001” 🕺🏻💃🏻 Am Yisrael Shait and let us dance again.
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@TameeOliveFern I believe I wrote this one after day drinking. Perks of life when you don't have a proper job
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@REVMAXXING Hey, you forgot about me, is it because you're Anti-Semitic?
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@visegrad24 Visrael24 has the right to defend itself.
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@StopAntisemites To find out more about this Anti-Semitic trope, and how harmful it is, search “Israel” + “Skunk.”
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@ShaykhSulaiman I LOST MY MIND ON OCTOBER 7. HAMAS STOLE IT AND BURNED IT IN AN OVEN.
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@Israel Hello! I am following from the state of Jahannam! Maybe you have heard of it?
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@ryangrim Perhaps if before he self-immolated, he stated that he would no longer be complicit in genocide, and that he would be taking an extreme act of protest to do so? *Sigh* The evidence just is not there for @npr .
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@joelle_trieste @SamParkerSenate @CensoredMen Someone, please revoke his PhD, he is doing the Hasbara incorrectly, you are making Israel look bad!
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@lilberrycake I didn't make the list 😕
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@jakeshieldsajj No No Only when he tells me that we are the chosen ones.
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@RepTonyGonzales Israel thanks you for diverting US Taxpayer Dollars to fund and arm genocide commited by Israel. Thank you for making it so clear you will always put Israel ahead of US Taxpayers without any conditions.
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@SkyNews Erm, why did you attribute the attack to being Israeli? We gave strict instructions to be as vague as possible! This is a significant departure from the norm, Sky News.
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@RepDesposito The question was “Should we continue to fund and arm Israel as it commits Genocide in the oPT?” Rep. Anthony D'Esposito has said yes to using American Taxpayer dollars to do so. 🔷
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@Israel Don't ask what it means when Daniella Weiss says from the Euphrates to the Nile.
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Can anyone sponsor my podcast? I have run out of money, and am now on the streets. Thank you kindly in advance 🙂
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@Eve_Barlow As long as they don't wonder why they choose Zionism over humanity, we should be good.
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@JonnyFX1 @EylonALevy But it's my ancestral homeland, and so is Eastern Europe, and so is Israel. I have so much incestral homeland 🥲
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@stairwayto3dom Give our Hasbara team a few moments, they'll find a way to blame it on Muslims. Let's see if we can get Rachel to parrot this one.
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Norway is Anti-Semitic. Ireland is Anti-Semitic. Spain is Anti-Semitic. Why is everyone being Anti-Semitic?
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@Israel Maybe we should take a chance on the ceasefire deal? Israel has killed many more hostages than it has saved at this point. A ceasefire will get them all back home immediately.
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You all got what you wanted:
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@kinsellawarren Girl-Bossing a genocide 💙 Slay queens 💅🏼
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@ukinisrael Did you forget the terrorist attacks on Britain? The King David Hotel? Did you forget the Nakba?
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@Al_Hawdi1991 @MannyFangs A mosque in Makkah, I don't know about that one, might be difficult. I'll call MBS and see what he can do.
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@HeidiBachram 0.04%* please use correct numbers when spreading Hasbara, otherwise your pay will be docked.
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@ecomarxi @GottaBernNow @EylonALevy I can confirm. This is the tactic that has been decided to be employed.
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@Mark15662131 You have strange fantasies, just like Israel.
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@HipChinaZoos @halalflow Yes, that's what Israel is all about!
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@JonnyFX1 HOLY SHIT! NO-ONE LIKES ME
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@MichaelRapaport No-one is believing it. Your Hasbara pay will be docked.
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@BriannaWu It was disputed internally within the NYT.
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@llggeorgia @sainsburys @Sabra You should avoid the brand just in case.
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@bell4mo You forgot to write that this victory belongs to Israel.
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Wonderful reporting from BBC Newz:
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First Khamas stole my eyebrows, but now they have stolen my job. There was a big red triangle over it, and Sara Netanyahu and David Cameron were a part of it. Sara and Dave might be Khamas.
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@BadEmpanada Congratulations to our amazing @IDFsemensquad
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@AdinHaykin1 Drinking water in the US is very risky. Source: I have been to Michigan
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My username is EylonBLevy. The B is short for “Bees are Anti-Semitic Hamas Terrorists.” Do you condemn the Bees? 🐝🐝🐝
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@SaeedDiCaprio @EylonALevy My LinkedIn is much more stacked than Abu Ubaida's, but maybe that's just because Ubaida doesn't have a LinkedIn 🥲 He is certainly a better spokesperson than I.
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@OwenJones84 Israel would like to thank the British taxpayer for allowing its government to continue funding/arming Israel. 💙 I'm also one of the British taxpayers!
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Stop calling me out on my lies please, it's not very helpful.
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When did the UN do that?
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Who's holding this sign!?!?? kHamamass?
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@netanyahutoo @IDF Israel wants the land, and also to build a canal there, it will be very lucrative. Oh, and don't forget the Gazan gas, that will be a huge amount to pay back our war expenses!
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@Partisangirl Israel Rape Forces.
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@itamarbengvir I love Biden too! Does that make me Hamas?! This accusation is very severe Mr Ben Gvir.
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@DillyHussain88 @EylonALevy So you're not going to be standing for Israel and Genocide at Trafalgar Square today? Fair enough I guess, you do you 💙
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@Israel Hello, Israel social media Intern! “Pinkwashing” again, are we? I guess if people think Israel's enemies dislike LGBTQIA±, then Israel has the RIGHT to ELIMINATE their populations, inc. leadership and civilians! Keep up the work Israel, you're showing the world what you are!
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@MichaelRapaport @_iamblakeley You are a sexual harasser, explains why you find Israel to be a safe haven.
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@MahyarTousi Sounds like a healthy form of protest, carry on. Try not to choke on a big fat sausage.
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@EylonALevy @YosephHaddad Comment mistake, we are both disgusting Hasbarists, but Yoseph will never be an official Spokesperson.
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@SuellaBraverman @DouglasKMurray The K in DouglasKMurray is short for ‘Klansman.’
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@SaeedDiCaprio That is what we pay him for.
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@SenSanders What if a foreign state does it? Asking for a friend.
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@EylonALevy If you stand with Genocide, Stand with Israel at Trafalgar Square today, right now!
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@QudsNen How is our most moral army meant to beat skilled fighters like that?
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@noatishby 1. The missiles are clearly not aiming for Masjid Al-Aqsa. 2. The image posted is of “the Dome of the Rock,” which is not Masjid Al-Aqsa, though it does sit on the Al-Aqsa compound. 3. Israel could not care less about Al-Aqsa, it is just using this as marketing.
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Do my posts appear on your feed? Please reply...
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@MarioNawfal They got money for war, but no money to feed to poor. – Tupac They also have money to pay for Israel's wars and healthcare and education 😂 thank you all
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@TheCradleMedia @redsarah99 Basically what David Cameron said:
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We brought a Lion to Gaza?!
@MOSSADil
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A very difficult day in Gaza for our forces, perhaps the most difficult day since the beginning of the war Praying for our brothers who are there... "גַּם כִּי אֵלֵךְ בְּגֵיא צַלְמָוֶת לֹא אִירָא רָע כִּי אַתָּה עִ מָּ דִ י
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@OwenJones84 It wasn't a March Against Anti-Semitism, it was a March For Zionism (+genocide of many innocent civilians)
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Why is this news spreading so rapidly??? 😢
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BREAKING: Consummate liar and Israeli Propaganda merchant Eylon Levy has been suspended from his post following a diplomatic incident after complaints from the UK Government
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@I_amMukhtar She is sorry that she could not be so obviously racist and Islamophobic without repercussions. Our Hasbara team pays less if the Hasbara agent gets any repercussions.
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@SaeedDiCaprio You're totally wrong for saying this. I don't agree at all!
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@Israel @Eurovision Israel is well known for dancing! To see one of our best performances, just search for “Israel Dancers Sept 2001.”
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The insects are very offensive and dangerous. We will act in self defence.
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@Danish_Karen @OfSymbols @hearnimator Which subreddit / under which post did he write it? Oh, that's right, he didn't.
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@AkademiskC Has Piers Morgan hijacked your account?
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@Israel We will not let the people of Israel be terrorized. We will let the people of Israel do the terrorizing.
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@UnAlboExclusive @kill_the_lonely Just a little 10:1 ratio action.
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