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THE ARCHAPOSTLE OF QUESTS FOR PARADOX SPACE GUIDE TO @GHOSTLIESTTRICK #EVILPARODYSTUCK (4) DEATHS //PLEASE block if prone to heavy flashing images

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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
26 days
HELLO EVERYBODY IT IS I, EVIL LORD JACK. I HAVE NOT FORMALLY POSTED HERE IN A WHILE. HOWEVER, I HAVE DECIDED TO SPEND SOME TIME BACK HERE ONCE MORE TO CELEBRATE, I HAVE CREATE A STRAWPAGE WHERE YOU CAN SEND ME QUESTIONS AND FUN DRAWINGS MY BEST TO ALL
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
9 months
Ahem. Hello. Evil Lord Jack is no longer here with you all. He has been contained for not fulfilling his job appropriately. In his place, I, Lawful Lord Jack, have taken over his account. I will be making sure nobody breaks the rules of Paradox Space anytime soon.
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
9 months
ALRIGHT I'M ANNOUNCING IT OFFICIALLY I GUESS I SHALL BE HOSTING A HUNGER GAMES SIM WITH DIFFERENT EPS ACCOUNTS. I SHOULD BE DOING IT TOMORROW, SUBMIT YOURSELF FOR THE THING BELOW!
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
10 months
A NEWFOUND WONDERFUL ACQUAINTANCE OF MINE, @HATERCHIXIE , HAS BEEN WRONGFULLY SUSPENDED FROM THIS SITE FOR EXERCISING HER FREE SPEECH RIGHTS ON HER OPINIONS ON "WEEZER" FORGET MY POOL BALL QUEST. MY NEW QUEST FOR EVERYONE IS TO SPREAD THE WORD #JUSTICEFORCHIXIE #DOWNWITHWEEZER
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
10 months
REMEMBER HOW I WANTED TO HEAR LIQUID NEGROCITY MASHED-UP WITH THE LORDLING FOR IT SOUNDED LIKE A GOOD TYPE OF THEME FOR ME? WELL, I FOUND THIS ONE SITE CALLED "RAVE DOT DJ" THAT AUTOMATICALLY MASHES UP SONGS FOR YOU, SO I PUT TOGETHER THOSE TWO AND. OH. OH MY GOODNESS
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
10 months
AHH... FEELS GOOD TO BE BACK.
@Coco_Orange127
Orange 🍉
10 months
@EvilLordJack ON THIS HOLY GRAIL I WISH TO RETURN EVIL LORD JACK TO HIS ORIGINAL FORM
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
9 months
(he instantly flies out of the house in gleeful excitement) HAAHAAHAAHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU CANNOT CONTAIN EVIL LORD JACK, I'M FUCKING BACK ONCE MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAAAHAAHAAHEEHOOHAAHEEHEEHAAHOOHAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@lesbybiologist
ace transbian june egbert!
9 months
@EvilLordJack *and they disappear (barzum is still in the void) in a bright flash of light.* *…and they’re at june’s house!* welcome back to what i presume isn’t the void!
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
9 months
Then so. Fucking. Be it. [VS. LAWFUL LORD JACK MEGA-THREAD] [ANYBODY WHO WISHES TO PARTICIPATE IS ALLOWED TO GET SOME HITS IN. MORE INFO BELOW] [🎵 Union Jack - Tensei]
@EcstaticDecoder
Lynuxx Catesk
9 months
@EvilLordJack @venetianTravels @tipsyBoogie @untiedDoctor ==> you land on your feet, and dig into the ground with your boots Yeah. That's the plan .o)
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
9 months
// fun fact. the account of evil lord jack and lawful lord jack yapped so much about paradox space that i got it fucking trending in my home country of panama // PRACTICALLY SINGLEHANDEDLY // fuckng insane
@aideekay12
aideeKay
9 months
spoilers for later but like i singlehandedly got paradox space trending for panama so uh hello everybody! paradox space is something of a story called homestuck
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
9 months
(through much concentration on feferi's part, the life powers end up reviving evil lord jack. he rises up from the slab in a blaze of glory) FINALLY ALIVE ONCE MORE
@agnosticfeferi
Agnostic Feferi
9 months
Rig)(t, rig)(t… I don’t t)(ink I’ve ever fully revived someone before… I reely )(ope t)(is works!! [Feferi concentrates heavily… she attempts to use her life abilities to resurrect Evil Lord Jack!!]
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
9 months
HEY GUYS. EVIL LORD JACK HERE AGAIN SO UH. REMEMBER HOW I AM SUPPOSED TO BE "PUNISHED BY PARADOX SPACE" FOR NOT WANTING TO KILL PEOPLE, AND THAT CAUSED LAWFUL LORD JACK TO APPEAR? ...WELL NOW, THIS FUCKING GUY APPEARED, AND HAS BEEN ANNOYING ME CONTINUOUSLY AS THE NEW PUNISHMENT
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
9 months
// alright, now that the 4th death arc is done, i'm sharing my main and such to interact with you guys in that other way // it's @aideekay12 ! some of you may have seen me there before, most probably not // nonetheless, thank you all for your lovely support in this silly acc!!!
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
9 months
... ...IS ALL I HVE BEEN HEARING TRUE, EVERYONE? IT CAN'T BE
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
10 months
TODAY, FOR THE FIRST STREAM I HAVE DONE, I HAVE TAKEN THE FIRST STEPS INTO MY JOURNEY TO 100% COMPLETE THE "COOKIE CLICKER" QUEST AND DOCUMENT IT ALL HERE IS THE CLIP OF THE FIRST COOKIE OBTAINED HOPEFULLY YOU'LL ALL CATCH ME ON THE NEXT ONE TOMORROW
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
9 months
-- LAWFUL LORD JACK IS DEAD --
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@EcstaticDecoder
Lynuxx Catesk
9 months
@EvilLordJack @venetianTravels No, because I just had mine. ==> You slam the sharpest part of the skull cracker into lawful jacks forehead, and you continue to just keep hitting him until you are sobbing in anger
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EVIL LORD JACK
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
9 months
ANYONE AND EVERYONE PLEASE NOW THAT I AM FINALLY OUT OF THAT STUPID HELLHOLE OF A VOID COME TO ME. IF YOU WANT TO DO MY QUEST. I KNOW IT'S NOT HOW THE DYNAMIC USUALLY WORKS, BUT I'M PRETTY SURE I TOLD SOME PEOPLE TO DO SO WHILE I WAS IN THE VOID NOW'S YOUR CHANCE. TAKE IT
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
9 months
... ...HEY, DO YOU ALL THINK OF ME WHENEVER SEEING OR THINKING ABOUT LORD JACK IN GENERAL? BECAUSE TO BE HONEST ALPHA LORD JACK SORT OF KINDA SUCKED AT HIS JOB
@ElwurdLesbian
Lesbian Gruber Driver Elwurd
9 months
// The ultimate goal with this account is to get people to play Hiveswap just so that when they get to the part where Elwurd shows up they'll think of me and this account. I am engraving Elwurd propaganda into your psyche
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
9 months
heeheeheehee!!!! just stole that guys cellular device!!!! ask me anything or something!!!! heeheeheehee!!!!
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
9 months
HEY GUYS. EVIL LORD JACK HERE AGAIN SO UH. REMEMBER HOW I AM SUPPOSED TO BE "PUNISHED BY PARADOX SPACE" FOR NOT WANTING TO KILL PEOPLE, AND THAT CAUSED LAWFUL LORD JACK TO APPEAR? ...WELL NOW, THIS FUCKING GUY APPEARED, AND HAS BEEN ANNOYING ME CONTINUOUSLY AS THE NEW PUNISHMENT
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
9 months
DID YOU KNOW I RELEASED A VOCAL COVERS ALBUM FOR CHRISTMAS? IT'S TRUE! IT IS "EVIL LORD JACK SHORT CHRISTMAS MELODIES ALBUM", AVAILABLE TO LISTEN NOW ONLY ON MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL AND NOWHERE ELSE! LINK TO PLAYLIST CAN BE FOUND BELOW, IF NOT FOUND THERE, LOOK AT MY CHANNEL IN MY BIO
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
9 months
MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS, EVERYBODY. TODAY, I HAVE BEEN HARD AT WORK WITH SOMETHING SPECIAL! WATCH THE ADVERTISEMENT BELOW FOR MORE DETAILS, AND ONCE YOU'RE DONE, CHECK THE NEXT TWEET IN THE THREAD TO CHECK WHATEVER THIS IS OUT!
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
10 months
...AND IF YOU SEEK TO REVIVE ME... ...PLEASE DO IT AFTER THE TRICKSTER OUTBREAK IS GONE... (he falls to the ground) -DEATH (2)-
@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
10 months
-> Jack: Show the Knight of Time your plan (with the Caledfwlch in hand, he puts it pointing towards his own chest) GODSPEED TO ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (and sinks it deep into his chest)
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
10 months
BEWARE
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
10 months
I SHALL BE LEAVING THIS SITE FOR A WHILE NOW. NOT ONLY IS MY ACCOUNT HEAVILY RESTRICTED ONCE MORE AS IT PRACTICALLY ALWAYS DOES, BUT I HAVE SCHEDULED A MEETING WITH A GOOD OLD FRIEND OF MINE IN ANOTHER TIMELINE... IT SHALL BE A LOVELY TIME FAREWELL EVERYBODY, BEST OF LUCK TO YOU
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
9 months
MAKE SURE TO FOLLOW ME TO BE THERE ONCE I OPEN THE SUBMISSIONS FOR THE NEXT EPS HUNGER GAMES SIM COMING UP! YOU WILL NOT WANT TO MISS IT, IT SHALL BE LOTS OF FUN! (PEOPLE WHO PARTICIPATED IN THIS EVENT WILL NOT BE ALLOWED TO PARTICIPATE IN THE NEXT EVENT TO ALLOW FOR NEW PEOPLE)
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
9 months
@BLOODBATHSPITE HERE ARE THE PLACEMENTS AND OTHER GENERAL STATS. WHAT A CRAZY HUNGER GAMES, HUH? THANK YOU EVERYBODY SO MUCH FOR BEING A PART OF THIS EVENT! I SHALL BE ANNOUNCING A SECOND ONE SOME OTHER TIME, PROBABLY ONCE I'M OUT OF THIS DAMN VOID!! HOPE YOU ALL HAD A GOOD ONE!
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
9 months
I PLAYED A LITTLE OF LETHAL COMPANY SOME DAYS AGO. SUCKED AT IT PRETTY BAD HONESTLY, BUT IT WAS MY FIRST TIME SO IT MAKES SENSE. NONETHELESS, THERE WERE SOME FUNNY MOMENTS, LIKE THIS ONE CLIP TAKEN BY SOMEBODY I PLAYED WITH LOOK AT IT AND LAUGH AT ITS HILARITY! HAHAHA!
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
9 months
ALRIGHT EVERYBODY, IT'S TIME! EVIL PARODYSTUCK HUNGER GAMES TIME! BE VERY EXCITED, WE SHALL GO OVER OUR PARTICIPANTS FIRST NOW! HAAHAAHOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
9 months
ALRIGHT I'M ANNOUNCING IT OFFICIALLY I GUESS I SHALL BE HOSTING A HUNGER GAMES SIM WITH DIFFERENT EPS ACCOUNTS. I SHOULD BE DOING IT TOMORROW, SUBMIT YOURSELF FOR THE THING BELOW!
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
10 months
(everyone, meet my employee, gordon frimen.) (my spread conciousness throughout paradox space led me to find him. i have entrusted him with my iconic juju breaker weapn, and will be using it to damage-control the tricksters.) (watch your fucking back, assholes! gordon's in town!)
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@untiedDoctor
Gordon Frimen
10 months
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
10 months
Your name is Evil Lord Jack. You have just awoken from a terrifying slumber filled with horrific night terrors. However, said night terrors decided to strike a deal with you. They will grant you power. As long as you eliminate the tricksters at all costs. You have gone Grimdark.
@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
10 months
... ... ... Evil Lord Jack: Wake Up ->
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
9 months
// welp. marked as spam activity. cant continue the fight for now. grreat. i was worried that would have happened doesnt matter, i'll still try my best to work through it, but just keep in mind i may take FUCKING FOREVER to continue the battles
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
9 months
@untiedDoctor
Gordon Frimen
9 months
@EPSWeezer @EvilLordJack *gordon steals the attack with the gravity gun and shoots it back at weezer*
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
7 months
I JUST PLAYED TEEKO IN A DISCORD SERVER AND I DREW THIS DESIGN AND IT GOT TURNED INTO THIS SHIRT NEEDLESS TO SAY, IT WON THE GAME
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
9 months
WELL, THAT'S THAT THEN THANK YOU VERY MUCH, TRICKSTER JUNE. I MAY HAVE A PERSONAL DISTASTE TO YOUR TRICKSTERS, BUT I GREATLY APPRECIATE YOUR RESPECT TOWARDS MY WISHES AND WHATNOT MY JUJU BREAKER IS BACK, EVERYBODY WE ARE SO BACK...
@themeparkTricks
Theme Park Owner Trickster June
9 months
@EvilLordJack YEAH OK!!!! I MOSTLY NEEDED IT TO OPEN THIS BIG EVIL VAULT UNDER MY PARK!!!!!! *june vomits up the crowbar*
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
9 months
THIS DISTRICT IS A FUNNY ONE! IF YOU FIND DOOMED YAOI FUNNY, THAT IS! HAAHAA! IT IS NO LAUGHING MATTER. I HOPE THEY RESOLVE THEIR ISSUES SOON AHEM ANYWAYS WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO @HOMOPHOBICERI AND @BISOLTWO TO DISTRICT FOUR! PLEASE BEHAVE YOURSELVES
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
10 months
@ElwurdLesbian @MChixie51301 IM SO PROUD.... SNIFF
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
8 months
A FRIEND JUST DMED ME THIS VIDEO ANYBODY KNOWS WHAT IT MEANS?
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
10 months
HELLO EVERYBODY I HAVE BEEN FIGURING OUT SOME BIG PLANS AND THE CULMINATION OF THOSE ARE HERE NOW JOIN ME. AND WATCH MY BEGINNING IN A NEW QUEST LINK BELOW
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
9 months
RETURNING TO STREAMING, EVERYBODY! TODAY I SHALL BE EMBARKING ON A WONDERFUL NEW ADVENTURE WITH A VERY SPECIAL GUEST, IT SHALL BE A MOST LOVELY TIME, HAAHAAHAA LINK BELOW, IF IT IS NOT THERE, LOOK THROUGH MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL LINKED IN BIO
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
10 months
HELLO EVERYBODY. TODAY, JUST LIKE YESTERDAY, WE SHALL BE BEGINNING A BRAND NEW ADVENTURE IN MY STREAMING JOURNEY. THIS TIME, IT SHALL BE MORE SERIOUS. MORE INTENSE. MORE... CRUEL. MWEYAHAHGHAHGHHHAHAHHA... NO LINK BELOW THIS TIME. JUST TUNE IN THROUGH MY CHANNEL, YOU'LL SEE IT
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
9 months
THAT'S THE CAST! I SHOULD ALSO SAY JUST LIKE THE LAST PERSON WHO HOSTED EPS HUNGER GAMES, THERE IS NO OPTION FOR THEY/THEM PRONOUNS, PLUS I DON'T REALLY KNOW EVERY PERSON HERE SUPER WELL, SO I'M VERY SORRY IF THE PRONOUNS AREN'T CORRECT WITH THAT OUT OF THE WAY, HERE WE GO!
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
9 months
@waffledaraya LET'S FUCKING GOOOO
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
9 months
You know what. I think I'm going to pity Evil Lord Jack a little and allow him to hear from you all with any messages you want him to hear below! Hell, maybe I'll even tell you all what he thought! I promise I will not change the communication between the two. That'd be rude!
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
9 months
CAT FIND MY FIFTEEN POOL BALLS IS WHAT I WOULD SAY IF I WASN'T STUCK IN A VOID. SIGH ANYHOW, SAY HELLO THE THIS SILLY CAT EVERYONE! HAHAHA!
@magiccatmutini
Wizard Mutini 🪄
9 months
meow! ( hello friends ! )
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
9 months
Ughh. I deserve a fucking break after so much hard labor today. Gonna go to a secluded place to relax and let all the bullshit from my work wash over. As for you all. I better not fucking see you acting up once I come back. Stay. In. Your damn lanes.
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
10 months
(...a trickster outbreak...) (...a god damn TRICKSTER OUTBREAK, I COULD HAVE PREVENTED, IF I DIDN'T DIE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!) (...everybody. please, for the love of the lord...) (stay. away. from the tricksters. PLEASE.) (keep your mind focused... go on my quest...) (...for me...)
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
9 months
Oh no, you are not fucking doing this. Any and all resistance against me will be shut down. Be warned. Stay in your damn lane.
@flashlightMind
just regular Joey Claire again?
9 months
ACAB includes lawful lord jack
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
9 months
ON DISTRICT TWO, WE HAVE @ELWURDLESBIAN AND @STRAIGHTESWURD IT WAS TOO AMUSING AND HUMOROUS NOT TO PASS UP. EXCUSE ME IF THIS SPARKS SOME EXTRA CONFLICT BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU. JUST BEHAVE FOR THE TIME BEING, PLEASE
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
9 months
POOL BALLS GRYEAEAAAAHHGHGHHHHHH
@threadedadieu
hexinvasion
9 months
every time evil lord jack likes my tweets its like a jumpscare
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
9 months
...WELL THIS FUCKING SUCKS
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@karkatdotexe
KARKAT.EXE
9 months
OH NO... NOT THAT FAST, JACK. WE STILL HAVE MANY GAMES TO PLAY TOGETHER... I WILL ALLOW YOU TO TRAIN... AND PERHAPS ONE DAY YOU WILL WIN. BUT YOU WON'T ESCAPE. YOU WILL FOREVER REMAIN IN MY WORLD... AND WE WILL HAVE FUN TOGETHER. DON'T WORRY, I WON'T KILL YOU. FRIEND. I AM GOD.
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
9 months
@lordcapra YOU FIND MY FIFTEEN POOL BALLS
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
9 months
COLLECT MY 15 POOL BALLS
@cuteseycookie
ash
9 months
biggest fraud in homestuck???
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
10 months
HELLO EVERYBODY. WE ARE ABOUT TO BEGIN A NEW STREAM. THIS TIME, WE WILL NOT BE DOING COOKIE CLICKER, BUT SOMETHING BRAND NEW AND EXCITING AND NOT TO MENTION. I HAVE A VERY SPECIAL GUEST. HOHOHO TUNE IN WITH THE LINK HOPEFULLY BELOW IF IT'S NOT THERE, TUNE IN THROUGH MY YT CHANNEL
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EVIL LORD JACK
9 months
Happy new year to all. Except all those who have committed crimes against Paradox Space. Be happy you live to see this year. Even if for a tiny, tiny little bit.
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
10 months
WHY DID EVERYBODY TAKE THIS AS ME GOING AWAY FOR LIKE. A WEEK OR WHATEVER I JUST WAS HANGING OUT WITH THE GUY FOR AN HOUR OR SO WE WATCHED A MOVIE. HE SHOWED ME SOME TRICKS I'M BACK NOW THOUGH ...THANKS FOR THE KINDNESS NONETHELESS
@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
10 months
I SHALL BE LEAVING THIS SITE FOR A WHILE NOW. NOT ONLY IS MY ACCOUNT HEAVILY RESTRICTED ONCE MORE AS IT PRACTICALLY ALWAYS DOES, BUT I HAVE SCHEDULED A MEETING WITH A GOOD OLD FRIEND OF MINE IN ANOTHER TIMELINE... IT SHALL BE A LOVELY TIME FAREWELL EVERYBODY, BEST OF LUCK TO YOU
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
10 months
... I KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO ARANEA " @MSBOUNCEHOUSE " SERKET ...I KILLED HER WITH MY POWERS OF DOUBLE DEATH
@CarcinoStr8st
STRAIGHT KARKAT
10 months
@msbouncehouse ... @EvilLordJack WE HAVE SOMEONE THAT TOOK THE 8 BALL BEFORE ANY OTHER ONE, DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS. MORE IMPORTANTLY ARE YOU AWARE OF ARANEA'S STATE?
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EVIL LORD JACK
9 months
...Haahaahaahaa... HAAHAAHAAHAA!!!!! What a fucking way to start the year. A fight well fought, a bastard long gone. ...Although it would be foolish of me to say it didn't do a number on me... Stabbed me in the head... Did... Good damage... Ughh... ...No matter. TW // LIGHT GORE
@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
9 months
@tipsyAnomaly @EcstaticDecoder (Lawful Lord Jack lets out a scream of both victory and horrible pain, before he flies off to somewhere untrackable within The Furthest Ring of Paradox Space) (Lawful Lord Jack has fled. He has won the fight)
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
9 months
@TR_Johnegbert // i am not letting you have this // however! i am indeed doctor wing gaster! the royal scientist
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
10 months
EVERYBODY VOTE. YES
@AradiaBiMegido
Homeless Bi Trans Aradia (inactive)
10 months
do i go on the weird pool ball quest like everyone else
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
10 months
LET THIS BE A LESSON TO ANY TRICKSTERS OUT THERE ATTEMPTING TO TRICK EVIL LORD JACK YOUR INSOLENCE WILL COME AT A HIGH COST THAT BEING: YOUR VERY EXISTANCE
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
9 months
AAAND THAT'S A WRAP, FOLKS! 24 PEOPLE, INCLUDING MYSELF STAY TUNED TOMORROW FOR THE EVENT! WHEN SHOULD IT BE? UUHH I DON'T KNOW PROBABLY AT LIKE. 3:00 PM EST? YEAH SURE THAT SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT FOR ME. HOPEFULLY NOTHING HAPPENS BY THAT TIME! THANK YOU ALL FOR TAKING PART IN THIS!
@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
9 months
ALRIGHT I'M ANNOUNCING IT OFFICIALLY I GUESS I SHALL BE HOSTING A HUNGER GAMES SIM WITH DIFFERENT EPS ACCOUNTS. I SHOULD BE DOING IT TOMORROW, SUBMIT YOURSELF FOR THE THING BELOW!
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
10 months
FUN EVIL LORD JACK FACT THE BEINGS I HATE THE MOST ARE TRICKSTERS ONES WHO TRY AND TRICK ME. TRICK ME INTO THINKING THEY'VE DONE MY QUEST, WHEN IN REALITY THEY'VE DONE JACKSHIT AND THE ONES UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF "TRICKSTER MODE". I SHUDDER AT THE VERY THOUGHT OF IT
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
10 months
(welp) (that's a wrap, then)
@Coco_Orange127
Orange 🍉
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
10 months
I SHOULD PROBABLY SHARE THIS PIECE OF INFO NOW SHE NO LONGER FELT PASSIONATE ABOUT HER PLACE IN HERE. SHE FELT STAGNANT, ALONE AND THEN, WHEN GOING ON MY QUEST, SHE FOUND MY 8TH POOL BALL PRESENTED TO HER FIRST ...SHE WANTED TO GO OUT IN A BLAZE OF GLORY, RATHER THAN TO ROT AWAY
@msbouncehouse
The Disappearance of Aranea "msbouncehouse" Serket
10 months
[...] [...She is gone.] [Her ghost consumed by Double Death.] [...] [Rest in peace, @msbouncehouse ] [You deserved better.]
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
10 months
GOODD FUUCKKIINGG DAAAMMNN IIIIITTTTTTT
@THEC0DAKKEFFECT
Zebruh Codakk
10 months
♧◇♤♡ eh hehEH I feel... a LOTTA silly!!! ALL OF A SUDDEN!!!!!!!! ♡♤◇♧
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
9 months
HONESTLY. I WAS GOING TO TRY STREAMING RIGHT NOW. BUT I DON'T REALLY FEEL LIKE IT. SO I WON'T! INSTEAD, I WILL BE OUT EXPLORING THE DIFFERENT SIGHTS OF PARADOX SPACE. MAYBE I'LL EVEN TRY "SLEEPING" AND "RESTING" SOME MORE TOO. PROBABLY NOT, BUT HEY. I'M BACK, BABY
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
9 months
WHOOOOO YEAAAHHHHH HELLL YEEAAAHHH
@PIPEFAN413___
Dad Egbert
9 months
@EvilLordJack I WANT TO CONGRATULATE YOU ON YOUR REVIVAL, WELCOME BACK TO THE LIVING WORLD.
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
9 months
I feel recharged and ready to take on the world!!! Haahaaheeheehaahaahoohaa!!!!! Come at me, criminals against Paradox Space, I shall strike you all down before you see the light of the next year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
9 months
Ughh. I deserve a fucking break after so much hard labor today. Gonna go to a secluded place to relax and let all the bullshit from my work wash over. As for you all. I better not fucking see you acting up once I come back. Stay. In. Your damn lanes.
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
9 months
FIND MY FIFTEEN POOL BALLS PUT IN PLACE THROUGHOUT EVERY CORNER OF PARADOX SPACE REASONABLY AVAILABLE TO YOU THE QUEST WILL BE OF UTMOST DIFFICULTY AND TAKE FOREVER, PERSONALLY TAILORED TO BE AS DIFFICULT FOR YOU AS POSSIBLE BUT THROUGH PERSERVERANCE, YOU SHALL SUCCEED
@EcstaticDecoder
Lynuxx Catesk
9 months
,, I think I want to do @EvilLordJack 's quest
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
10 months
MY POOL BALLS? UNFOUND
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
10 months
...I AM SORRY, EVERYBODY SHE SEEMED LIKE A MOST WONDERFUL INDIVIDUAL BUT AS I'VE SAID BEFORE. PICKING UP MY 8TH POOL BALL BEFORE ANY OTHER WILL RESULT IN DEATH ...WHETHER I WANT IT, OR NOT...
@Coco_Orange127
Orange 🍉
10 months
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
10 months
... ...SIGH. POOR CHOICE OF WORDS
@fe_worker_june
homeless unemployed on rehab June Deadbert
10 months
then i guess the most obvious thing to say would be "help" so...
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
9 months
GOD I SHOULD PROBABLY DO THE PINNED MEGA-THREAD WITH INFO OF ME IDEA ALREADY IT JUST SEEMS LIKE A KIND OF DAUNTING TASK TO BE HONEST. HOW WOULD I STRUCTURE IT? WHAT WOULD I ADD TO IT? ...I ALREADY ASKED BEFORE, BUT I MIGHT AS WELL TRY AGAIN, WHAT COULD I ADD TO THAT MEGA-THREAD
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
9 months
@BLOODBATHSPITE HERE ARE THE PLACEMENTS AND OTHER GENERAL STATS. WHAT A CRAZY HUNGER GAMES, HUH? THANK YOU EVERYBODY SO MUCH FOR BEING A PART OF THIS EVENT! I SHALL BE ANNOUNCING A SECOND ONE SOME OTHER TIME, PROBABLY ONCE I'M OUT OF THIS DAMN VOID!! HOPE YOU ALL HAD A GOOD ONE!
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
9 months
WOAH, WHAT IS THIS, A MEMO??????????????? HAAHAAHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHEM, ANYWAYS, IN DISTRICT SIX WE HAVE @KARKAT_V4NTAS AND @BLOODBATHSPITE . ROUND OF APPLAUSE OR WHATEVER, EVERYBODY!
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
9 months
Do not listen to any of these hooligans. Evil Lord Jack was a bastard who did not want to do his simple job. I am doing him a favor by torturing him back in shape as we speak. And for everyone else who breaks major rules of Paradox Space. Watch your fucking backs.
@CBortin90374
compulsiveBigshot
9 months
I feel kinda at fault for what happened to Jack. I'm the one who recommended he doesn't "punish" people for messing up. So now he's getting tortured and we have this lame guy in control8( And he's tryna re-kill my friend!>8( @fe_worker_june #FreeEvilLordJack
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
10 months
LET'S FUCKING. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
10 months
I FEEL AS IF I SHOULD TRY TO MAKE A SORT OF "MEGA-THREAD" FOR ME TO PIN ON THE TOP OF MY ACCOUNT. IT WOULD MAKE THINGS VERY CONVINIENT FOR ALL OF US IT WOULD HAVE INFORMATION ABOUT ME, MY QUEST, AND POSSIBLY MORE ...HOWEVER. I CAN'T THINK OF MANY SPECIFICS RIGHT NOW ANY IDEAS?
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
10 months
ALRIGHT NO MORE OF THIS I CAN'T HANDLE IT ANYMORE I'M SORRY FOR EVERYONE I MAY HAVE HARMED TODAY I DO NOT WISH TO CONTINUE SPREADING HARM LIKE THIS JUST PLEASE. STAY SAFE. DON'T FALL FOR QUICK FULFILLMENT OF SHORT-TERM DESIRES. BE BETTER THAN THAT
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
9 months
OH. OKAY. BYE ESWURD
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
9 months
AND THE WINNER IS DEAD KARKAT @BLOODBATHSPITE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TO BE FAIR HE DID FIGHT QUITE A LOT TO GET HERE IF YOU LOOKED CLOSELY. PRETTY CRAZY HOW IT ENDED UP THAT WAY, HUH? CONGRATULATIONS! I WOULD GIVE YOU A REWARD, BUT HONESTLY I DIDN'T THINK OF DOING THAT!
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
9 months
OH HEY! 200 FOLLOWERS ON THIS ACCOUNT! THATS INCREDIBLY LOVELY TO SEE I DONT HAVE MUCH TO GIVE TO YOU ALL AS A THANKS, FOR IM STUCK IN A VOID AND ALL, BUT I TAKE IT AS A SORT OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT FROM YOU ALL TO ME SO, THANK YOU ALL. THANK YOU ALL SO VERY MUCH
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
9 months
CATS! THAT'S THE THEME OF THIS ONE. YEP SAY HELLO TO THE MEMBERS OF DISTRICT SEVEN, @CHERMX2COMBO AND @MAGICCATMUTINI ! MEOW MEOW AND WHATNOT!
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
9 months
IN AROUND TWO HOURS I SHOULD BE BEGINNING THE EVENT! STAY TUNED, EVERYBODY! HAAHAAHAA!
@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
9 months
ALRIGHT I'M ANNOUNCING IT OFFICIALLY I GUESS I SHALL BE HOSTING A HUNGER GAMES SIM WITH DIFFERENT EPS ACCOUNTS. I SHOULD BE DOING IT TOMORROW, SUBMIT YOURSELF FOR THE THING BELOW!
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
9 months
UPDATE: NEVERMIND
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
10 months
TO MY FOLLOWERS: A MOST DISTINCT AND IMPORTANT NOTE TO TAKE IN MIND I DID NOT PLAN TO TELL YOU ALL THIS UNTIL ONE OF YOU WAS CLOSER TO SUCCEEDING IN MY QUEST. HOWEVER, IT IS QUITE TRUE TO KEEP THIS IN MIND MY POWER IS LIKE TERRIBLE, HORRIBLE DRUGS
@basementkoriga
Terminally Online Skylla Koriga
10 months
3V1L LORD CR4CK 1S R34L.
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
9 months
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
9 months
THIS IS HIVESWAP! I THINK. I NEVER ACTUALLY LOOKED TOO INTO IT. JUST STAYED WITH HOMESTUCK. I SHOULD PROBABLY PLAY IT ONE DAY ANYWAYS, SAY HELLO TO DISTRICT TEN, POPULATED BY @FLASHLIGHTMIND AND @ONLINEXEFROS !
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
10 months
GOD DAMN IT I AM BEING MARKED AS "SPAM" AGAIN AND NOT ALLOWED TO POST SHIT THIS SUCKS SEE YOU ALL AGAIN IN LIKE A DAY OR WHATEVER. THIS SUUUCKSS
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
8 months
@Toastrezi MAKES SENSE
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
9 months
I DON'T ACTUALLY REMEMBER IF THESE TWO HAVE ANY RELATION. I THINK THEY DO. WAS IT BAD? I'VE BEEN STUCK IN THE VOID FOR TOO LONG, I'M SORT OF LOSING IT ANYWAYS, WELCOME EVERYBODY TO THE MEMBERS OF DISTRICT FIVE: @DEPRESSEDTYZIAS AND @LIQUIDJEGBERT
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
9 months
Alright bozos, I'm going to go train some more for a bit. Get those combat skills up to detain the hooligans of Paradox Space more effectively. I better not see any of you causing any crimes against Paradox Space while I'm out, damn it!!
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
9 months
KANKRI KANKRI YOU BITCH KAANKRIII FUUUCKKKKKKKK 8 [
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
10 months
THE SECOND STREAM OF MY JOURNEY TO 100%-ING THE "COOKIE CLICKER" QUEST SHALL BE BEGINNING SOON LOOK BELOW TO FIND THE LINK TO THE UPCOMING STREAM. I HOPE TO SEE YOU ALL THERE
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
10 months
LET'S. FUCKING. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@fe_worker_june
homeless unemployed on rehab June Deadbert
10 months
Well this was easy! [FIRST BALL FOUND 1/15]
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
9 months
RATE LIMITED. SIGH. I SUPPOSE I CANNOT ESCAPE THE CLUTCHES THAT THE ADMINISTRATORS OF THIS SITE HAS PUT TOGETHER I BET IT WAS FUCKING WEEZERS FAULT, TOO! GOD DAMN WEEZER... SCREWING EVERYTHING UP... SIGH... I'LL BE ENJOYING LIFE SOME MORE FOR NOW. IN THE MEANTIME: #DOWNWITHWEEZER
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@EvilLordJack
EVIL LORD JACK
9 months
@execratedMelody @KnightOfSpaceCT // hi chixie! person behind evil lord jack talking out of character for the first time officially on here. quick question, what is this?
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