The Holy Trinity of a client:
1. Provides screening information without being asked
2. Leaves on time (and doesn’t try to overstay or take additional time without providing payment for that time)
3. Keeps emails professional (booking/upcoming date discussions only)
This year is the year that I want to experience the Calgary Stampede!
Imagine me riding you like this photo… 😏
So cowboy, are you bringing me to Calgary this July?
#calgary
#calgarystampede
#calgarystampede2023
Friendly reminder: If you show up to our date with any symptoms of illness, I will need to cancel our date and you will not be refunded for the session.
Being considerate by letting someone know (client or Provider) when you’re sick should be considered the social standard.
@khanaftab9003
It’s very damaging, and will end up being the reason why monkeypox spreads more rapidly. When people think “only that particular community is at risk”, they don’t take the necessary precautions to mitigate risk.
Everyone needs to be careful.
There’s nothing sexier than a man who books in less than 3 emails, knows what he wants and makes it happen. Those are the men I prioritize. 💖
Bonus: extra points for men who value our time by only sending ‘in-between-dates’ emails with an electronic gift card attached. 💌
It’s my birthday this month 🥂
I’ve planned a few getaways and I still have time for a few dates in Vancouver. Fill out my booking form if you’d like to spend time together this month. 🤍
Or if you enjoy private ‘thank you’ notes, I love gift cards. 💌
Olá! Ciao! Bonjour! I’ll be traveling in Europe from mid-May to mid-June. 💕
I have very limited availability in Vancouver from now until I leave, so if you’d like to see me before I go… reach out via email or my website with a completed booking form.
Your last chance to see me will be ✨December 22nd. ✨
I’ll be enjoying the holidays, leaving for Europe and will be returning to Vancouver mid-late January.
So if you’d like to sip mulled wine with me while we listen to Christmas jazz (with the TV fireplace on), hop to it! 🤍
I’d been traveling quite literally all day on the 1st, but I wanted to wish everyone a Happy New Year from France! 🇫🇷
2023 held a lot of personal growth for me, and it ended on a high note. If we met in 2023, know that you were a part of my happiness. Happy New Year! 🥂
@Sophistofu3k
I once ordered a strap-on dildo. I arrived home one night, checked the mail room… and discovered someone had stolen a bunch of packages that had been delivered and thrown the emptied boxes around the room. Mine was there; half torn open. I guess he didn’t want the strap-on. 😏😇
Gentlemen:
How much do you think a hair appointment costs a sex worker?
I realize there are variables (some women prefer to not have anything done to their hair & that’s great as well) but I’d like to get a glimpse of your thoughts.
💕 Please retweet for better sample size.
Aeons ago, I went on a civilian date with a man who believed the Earth was flat.
Luckily I spilled my drink in my lap out of pure shock when he told me, so I left. I went home happily, because my favorite vibrator will never try to tell me that nonsense 🥰
One of my favourite clients gifted me this, and I wanted to save it for spring 🌸 I’m going to build it this weekend…
Thank you for this fun gift, A. 🥰😘
Each year from mid-November to December, I love visiting Reflections Winter Terrace at the Hotel Georgia. Their holiday cocktails are cozy, the atmosphere is charming and reservations book quickly.
Join me, won’t you? 🤍❄️
My new espresso machine arrived yesterday. I’ve had it for less than 24 hours.
Tell me why I woke up this morning, went to the kitchen and whispered “I hope you weren’t lonely out here by yourself last night”.
So, should I book another trip to Europe this summer? I’ve been thinking of going in August… with London as the main stop. 🇬🇧
I need to be convinced with a 12-24 hour date or FMTY request! 🥰 My inbox is open and my plans are flexible…
I love that when I open the door to someone for the first time, 9 out of 10 times the first thing I’m met with is “Wow!” 🥰
I don’t post a lot of photos of myself these days, and that’s been intentional. I like the mystery of the first date where my face is a surprise. 😘
Please understand & respect a Providers professional screening requirements. We don’t ask for your ID to be difficult, or to use it against you— we ask for our safety, and to ensure all parties walk into the room confident & in confidence. 🧡 We all appreciate good screeners! ✨
I miss my lovers so much. 🥺 I miss talking on my couch, and snuggling under my velvet blankets and gazing out my bedroom window together. I miss hearing about your life, with all of the nuances of body language and tone. And most of all, I miss skin against skin. 💕 I miss you.
@lavendricecream
If someone takes extra care to SHAVE and washes twice down there during their shower time… I will make it a priority to rock their world. 🥳
PS: drying themselves off *thoroughly* is just as important, because a damp/swampy nether region defeats the purpose of a good shower.
Dreaming of a FMTY to Greece with someone special. 🤍
One of my favourite countries I’ve travelled, with the most stunning sunsets I’ve ever experienced.
It looks like I’ll be visiting Europe in January 2024! If you’re looking for romance in Europe during that month, I’m your girl. 🤍 Willing to entertain a few FMTY requests during my visit.
In the meantime, I’ll ask
@emma_cassel
for her expertise since I’ll be in France…🇫🇷
Ready for Night 2 of the Eras Tour!
Had the time of my life at yesterday’s concert and today we get to do it all over again! She’s an incredibly talented performer and artist. My heart is full. 💕
Photos of some of the friendship bracelets I made to trade with others 🥰