Sex is great but have you ever found a peer-reviewed research paper that supports all of your arguments with appropriate stats and qualitative research
"For privacy reasons, Elvin declines to show us his round brown oak dining table but he tells us it can sit four people comfortably."
Your entire headline is based on this damn table but you don't show the table like who approved this??
today there's an m-p raid at my camp:
him: empty your bag on the table
me: OK done
him: can u remove that in the small side compartment
me: oops sorry must have missed it. OK but those are condoms
him: *paiseh* OKAY YOU CAN KEEP THAT FIRST
AHDHAJSKSLFL LOL
I just wanna share that today I was feeling sad and need a cuddle so I went for a hook up and like midway through cuddling he said he needed to go send an email lmao
My mom just called the Mordena vaccine Madonna. Side effects include a teeth gap, blonde curly hair and feeling like a virgin touched for the very first time.