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@EugeneOngeri

3 months

Gen Z wa Tanzania wanasema ati wao ni Jeneresheni Zaa 😁😅

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@EugeneOngeri

4 months

Ati mlisema hapa Mwanaume ukitaka kunukia kama CEO ni combo gani ile? 🤔😁

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@EugeneOngeri

4 months

@humuorn_ Your cousin is your sister/brother. Period!

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@EugeneOngeri

5 years

Slay queens will choose "Half a million" over "Nine hundred thousand" 😢😢😂😂

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@EugeneOngeri

4 years

Najua hampendi kuambiwa ukweli but once you have a Woman, stop acting too friendly with any lady that comes your way. Your woman feels disrespected 😔 👌

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@EugeneOngeri

4 months

@humuorn_ The best back view picture i have in my gallery🙏♥️

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@EugeneOngeri

2 years

Zubeida Koome and team invites Sakaja to this debate, she then invites the same Sakaja to the podium by mentioning his name. But she stoops too low to ask him his name. Bure kabisa!

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@EugeneOngeri

4 years

What i love about this man, he decided to die at home and NOT kwa Wazungu. He trusted the health facilities in Tanzania. You are a true statesman Pombe Magufuli, at least you did not hand over your people to foreigners. Ni wakati wako ulifika tu! Safiri salama 🙏 #Ripmagufuli

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@EugeneOngeri

4 years

60% of Married Women don't really love their Husbands, they are just happy that they are Married 😂 💔

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@EugeneOngeri

4 years

Those Guys without Cars, how do you feel Walking the whole Day like Livestocks?? 🤔 😂

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@EugeneOngeri

2 years

Life is just Unpredictable. Unaeza panga to meet someone and have lunch together then boom you don't make it there, you may be chatting someone then suddenly they go offline kumbe they're gone forever... Each minute we live is a privilege. Pole sana Pwani University fraternity 🙏

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@EugeneOngeri

2 years

You all remember saying this Citizen TV camera man should be promoted after he zoomed Raila Odinga's billboard during live coverage of presidential motorcade on Madaraka day. Mnakumbuka? Asante😂

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@EugeneOngeri

3 months

Ladies and gentlemen when you see this kindly REPOST and share widely. Any information about this young man will be apprecitated 🙏 @MReportcenterKe @Kimuzi_ @Honeyfarsafi @C_NyaKundiH

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@MoraraKebasoSnr May God protect you 💪

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@EugeneOngeri

4 years

Better ningekaa Nairobi 😢. Hapa shags wasichana hawasalimiki kama hauna nduthi 😔

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@EugeneOngeri

2 years

Mishi Mboko has confirmed that Baba was cleared in 2 minutes because he had very few certificates. Amechoma! 😁

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@EugeneOngeri

1 year

Ukipata opportunity ya kufanya kazi kwa hii Company, what will be your three words? Elewa swali nanii 😁

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@EugeneOngeri

1 month

@omwambaKE John represents most of the Men reading this post. John has suffered, John has escaped more life problems 😆

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@EugeneOngeri

5 years

Naomi earns 70k monthly and gives her boyfriend 65k for allowance 🤔 What’s Naomi? 😂

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@EugeneOngeri

4 years

Alafu Mungu akikubless mapema usione ni kama sisi hatuna akili..! 🤞

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@EugeneOngeri

2 years

Dear President Ruto, the joining of Ongwae, Janet Ong'era and team to Kenya Kwanza is okay but please when considering people from Kisii County just prioritize the young energetic ones and those that have been loyal to you. They really went through alot. Just my free advice!

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@EugeneOngeri

4 months

@edwinsifuna Mzee tuachieni ata waandamanaji jameni 😁🫢

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@EugeneOngeri

4 years

Ladies do you sometimes look at the guys that approach you and ask yourself "is this what i attract?" 🤔😂

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@EugeneOngeri

3 years

Breaking news It has been confirmed that Those women who heckled Mama Ida Odinga in Meru were not brought up well 😂

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@EugeneOngeri

4 years

Pretending to be fine after a Breakup is not easy, a friend of mine just fainted while smiling 🙄 😂

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@EugeneOngeri

4 years

Schools reunion is a scam. Nobody misses you, they just want to know if you have made it 🙌 😂

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@EugeneOngeri

2 years

Citizen TV will zoom faces of police officers that are arresting demonstrators BUT they make their cameras unstable when it comes to demonstrators stoning/chasing policemen. Remember those officers are too our brothers/sisters just like the demonstrators. Mnitusi mkitaka haha!

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@EugeneOngeri

4 years

A Guy who knows his worth will NEVER have a sexual relationship with a School Girl. Yeah!

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@EugeneOngeri

4 years

Kuna jamaa alihamia Plot yetu 3 Weeks ago. Leo ndio ameniuliza kwenye Bathrooms ziko 😂 💪

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@EugeneOngeri

3 years

Hii story ya Nick Ruto makes me accept that Washamba wako Kenya ni wengi. Someone from a different culture gifts someone with just a chain then people are behaving like fools. Didn't see any hug, kiss or anything close to that. Umaskini ni mbaya anyway 😂 💔

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@EugeneOngeri

3 years

I am a Kisii. I directly control 300 votes amongst them my extended family, the youths i lead and my friends. We have all agreed and so our 5th president is @WilliamsRuto ! What about you? ☺️

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@EugeneOngeri

4 months

@humuorn_ Another interesting moment apart from AFCON😁

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@EugeneOngeri

4 years

Jana nilikuwa nimelewa nikanunua sukuma za 5k na Mpesa, zimeletwa sai na pick up 😢

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@EugeneOngeri

3 years

Imagine if Justice Kiage contests for Chief Justice post and someone says he cannot be one because a Kisii once held that office. Now you see? This rotational thing is just a crap. I believe in qualifications and ability to deliver 💯

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@EugeneOngeri

4 months

@itskipronoh When someone decides to get out and demonstrate you say it's his right, when he speaks his mind about not going to a certain direction you say he's a traitor or has been paid. Kenyans!

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@EugeneOngeri

5 years

If 25k is taken away from your current Account balance, how much will you be left with? 🤔

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@EugeneOngeri

4 years

Yaani Dem anataka kijana ako na Gari na babake alishindwa kununua 1960s ikiwa 75 shillings 😂 🏃

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@EugeneOngeri

4 years

Ukiona a Married Man ako online at 2am, please don't text him. Huyo ni wife wake anafanya patrol hiyo time. Stay safe 😂

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@EugeneOngeri

3 years

You fall in love with Kamba, you live with Taitas, Luos and Merus are your friends. Your boss is a Kisii. Your best comedian is Kalenjin and your favorite news anchor is Maasai. Your mama mboga is Luhya and your landlord is a Kuria... Dear leaders, DON'T teach us TRIBALISM! 🙅‍♂️

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@EugeneOngeri

2 months

@LarryMadowo Wakenya wakiona @LarryMadowo pale CBD 😂

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@EugeneOngeri

3 years

I am not against Raila Odinga but to be honest i feel he has failed as a leader. Right now we could be having a young energetic presidential candidate from Nyanza, he has mentored nobody. Even if he retire he's leaving nobody behind. Ama kuna Junet?

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@EugeneOngeri

4 years

Kukunywa pombe sio kuchanuka by the way...! 😕

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@EugeneOngeri

4 months

Just be honest fellow Kenyans, have you read the Finance bill 2024? 🤔😅

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@EugeneOngeri

1 year

Hebu just type "Nataka" then let the keyboard suggest your next word. I want to see something haha 😅

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@EugeneOngeri

4 years

Remove Women from your life and see how you will become Rich. But if you MUST be closer to a woman, pick just ONE who is able to make a good helper 👌

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@EugeneOngeri

1 month

@MoraraKebasoSnr One thing I love about this movement is that there's no hiding. Everything is wide open so that some people don't say " kama hamtuogopi mbona mnajificha" 👊😂

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@EugeneOngeri

3 years

Listening to DP Ruto at Thika stadium, we for sure need to end political conmanship in Kenya. Ruto helped Uhuru so much whether we like it or not. If the guy gives the same speech to my people in Gusii, trust me things will change that day. I know my people very well.

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@EugeneOngeri

3 months

Now that President William Ruto has dissolved the cabinet by sending all CSs home, will you vote for him in 2027?🤔

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@EugeneOngeri

4 years

Tumetusi Wakamba fulani hapo tukienda Kisii. Sai tumepita Narok mara ya tisa 😢 😢

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@EugeneOngeri

4 years

Sai ukieza ambiwa utembee hadi Bae wako akol ndio usimame, si by kesho utakuwa unaingia Burkina Faso? 😔 😂

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@EugeneOngeri

11 months

Nasikia kuna watu huprefer kudrive kwa road kama hii kuliko kwa lami 🛣️ and they say it's pure fun. Sijai elewa btw 🤔😁

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@EugeneOngeri

4 months

@WilliamsRuto But next time try to answer directly bwana Rais. The Youth like precise and direct answers

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@EugeneOngeri

4 years

A lady who Makes an effort to call you really loves you Bro... That Gender never call at all ☺️

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@EugeneOngeri

4 years

Aki Kudate Mtoto wa Mganga ni raha tupu 😍 Kila siku Kuku za bure 😋 😂

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@EugeneOngeri

4 years

Boyfriend wako ako Twitter ama anafinyana na Wamama pale Instagram? 😂 🏃

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@EugeneOngeri

4 years

Men, if she visited you during this lockdown don't marry her. She's uncontrollable, if the government can't control her, wewe ndio utawezana? 😂

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@EugeneOngeri

4 years

Watu wako relationship na bae from another tribe, huwa mnagombanaje? Kuna level of annoyance that needs quarreling in mother tongue 😁😂

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@EugeneOngeri

4 years

Stop visiting people if you're going to judge their home situation... 👌

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@EugeneOngeri

5 years

As a married man what house chores can you comfortably assist your wife without feeling used? 🤔

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@EugeneOngeri

5 years

Men please don't be offended, Why do we cheat so much? We're messing up these beautiful souls 😔

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@EugeneOngeri

5 years

Meanwhile wale Wanaume wote hutumia kikombe kunywa maji then wanakirudisha kwa vyombo safi tumeet wapi tuchague kiongozi wetu? 😂

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@EugeneOngeri

2 years

To be honest, It is very easier to believe that Tuju and Amos Wako visited Chebukati at 3 am in the morning than believing that 16 foreigners hacked the IEBC portal and changed forms 34A.

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@EugeneOngeri

1 year

My sister and I enjoying some sugarcane before tuende Minnesota 😁 To be Deleted!

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@EugeneOngeri

5 years

Kama unaitwa Mercy na uko 25 years alaf mnastay Nairobi... Mama yako anaambia watu fulani hapa kwa gari ati uko rude sana, hujui kupika, unapenda pesa, starehe na hata haoni ukiolewa ustay kwa marriage. Mama yako ako na mauchungu sana, tafadhali badilisha tabia Mercy!

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@EugeneOngeri

4 years

Najua hampendi exams lakini tufanye hii question moja tu. Kanusha; " Wambui ametupa pesa" 😂 🏃

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@EugeneOngeri

4 years

No matter how angry you are, NEVER raise your voice on your parent. These souls go through alot to see us become "something"! 👌

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@EugeneOngeri

4 years

If a Girl admits she likes you, know that she took every courage to say that. Don't take that soul for granted ♥

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@EugeneOngeri

3 months

@C_NyaKundiH They are together again. When I say never trust a politician some of you say nimelipwa 😆

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@EugeneOngeri

2 years

Mheshimiwa Peter salasya can represent us in International Olympics... We're identifying talents today 😁

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@EugeneOngeri

4 years

To us who accept our home Situation and NEVER compare Ourselves to others... Cheers 🍻 👊 😍

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@EugeneOngeri

3 years

Just to remind you, stay away from school girls!

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@EugeneOngeri

2 months

@MoraraKebasoSnr Something becomes affordable when you have Money meaning you can afford it. Ata ukiuziwa kitu 5bob kama huna hiyo pesa bado it's NOT affordable. But if you sell something at 10k na nko na 15k then it is affordable. Is this too hard for the whole government to understand? 🤔

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@EugeneOngeri

4 years

Kumbe Campus hakuna scouts 😔. Talent yangu ya kupandisha bendera imeisha hivo tu 😢 💔

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@EugeneOngeri

4 years

Introduce your Babe to your parents, not to us on social media. Here we support Breakup... Is the volume okay ama niongeze soprano? 😂

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@EugeneOngeri

4 years

"Single and happy" is now pregnant 🤰🙊. Aki Nairobi wewe! 😂

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@EugeneOngeri

2 years

Ledama Olekina says Kenya should be split into two. He doesn't know incase it succeeds, Narok will fall under Rift valley and still William Ruto will be the president of that region 😂

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@EugeneOngeri

4 years

Never use a Girl's poor background to control and abuse her 💔. Be a Man and support your lady. Be a blessing to her 👌 ♥

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@EugeneOngeri

4 years

Hey guys, can your best friend be hosted by your bae if it gets late? 🤔

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@EugeneOngeri

3 years

I once again repeat, I'll never judge guys who commit suicide. People are facing alot out there and NOT everyone is as strong as you. Not everyone is able to speak out. Just use your little time to reach friends and family that appear to look unusual. Rest easy DJ Lithium!

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@EugeneOngeri

2 years

Mpaka wakajiita Mama na Baba kumbe Wakenya nao hawataki Wazazi. Earth is really hard 😂

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@EugeneOngeri

5 years

Your Boyfriend introduces you to his family and suddenly you hear voices in the kitchen "Did you see the forehead?" 😂😂😂

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@EugeneOngeri

5 years

Some Girls are still in an abusive relationship because the guy has a fridge, microwave and car 😅

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@EugeneOngeri

4 years

Wakuu nimechoma tena, auntie wa harrier ameniuliza nitakula nini nikasema "hen" 😔 😔 😢

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@EugeneOngeri

5 years

Mulamwa once told my Android friend that hao followers wake hata wakigeuzwa kuwa doo na wakuwe multiplied by 1000 bado hawezi manage kubuy Iphone. My friend almost died of depression, i told him pole. But for Mulamwa, my word to you, always be NICE. It costs nothing! #mulamwah

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@EugeneOngeri

4 years

Wenye tunafunzwa na ulimwengu class ya kesho saa nne imebounce! 😁

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@EugeneOngeri

5 years

Best names for new born twins? A boy and a girl ❣️

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@EugeneOngeri

4 years

Why are you Dating someone you can't post? 😋 (15mks)

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@EugeneOngeri

4 months

@jamessmat It was so fast... So fast than reversing Money sent to a till number!

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@EugeneOngeri

4 years

No hardworking Man gives a Woman 24 hours attention. Don't let jobless people make you feel like your man does not love you 👌

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@EugeneOngeri

4 years

Ladies, do you know your Man has a lady who asks him... Ni nini uliona kwa huyu dame sasa... and he responds ata sijui 😂 😂

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@EugeneOngeri

4 years

Bytha, how do you say "Nifungie Matumbo Kilo mbili" in English?? Nataka kutesa Crush hapa kwa Butchery ☺ 😂

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@EugeneOngeri

5 years

Kuna First year pale Egerton nimeona akikunywa Tusker Cider na Mkate 😅

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@EugeneOngeri

11 months

Balloons! On this day, I celebrate life and all that comes with it. The same month i joined this App 10yrs ago 😁. I am thankful for my family, friends, and loved ones. HAPPY BIRTHDAY to me! ♥️🎈