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@Ethany47
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1 year
I speak for all Zimbabweans when i say we add a few slices of bread 🤞
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1 year
What are you adding?
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Zvazonzi "tokurova sei fifa yacho iwe usingaende kubasa"😂🙌🏾
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we actually go to Chegutu and breath there, then we hold our breaths and come back to harare
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Harare is overpopulated maan how do you guys breathe😂😂😂😂
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@Ethany47
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2 years
20 varungu, unenge watochena....dm if interested....yes deliveries around the world
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2 years
every player has a story to tell na blacklist 9💔💔💔
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mom: did you feed the dog? me: yes my dog:
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2 years
munenge muchitifara paye muchitoseka, until the driver says ,"she was my everything "
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2 years
that inner happiness you feel when you find a hundred dollar bill in your jeans that you lastly wore a month ago>>>
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only to realise that pregnant horses are faster than other horses because they have 2 horse power…
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2 years
celebrating my two followers 👏🏼😂 zvandapihwa naMwari wangu, ndinotora!!!🎶🎶🎶👏🏼
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the way superhero movies be like, “the world is in danger!!!”, yet they only save America…🚮🚮🚮
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@Ethany47
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2 years
" yangu tea muiise coffee!!!"...
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1 year
Nhamo yekushaya mota ma1, izvezvi tamiswa pa roadblock driver akutiti, "chemai tiite kunge tikuenda kurufu!"
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Ukaona uri mu Zim usina forex account or betting account, bata hana yako uti "ndiri muhombe"🙌🏾
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@Ethany47
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1 year
Drink more of these, it'll do the trick
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@Ethany47
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9 months
ZRP when they see a when they want mushika-shika a lift
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@Ethany47
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2 years
🥲🥲🥲, handina kana pekutangira🤩🤩🤩🤩
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@Ethany47
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chikuru kurara bro, musaterere zvinotaura vanhu 👍🏾
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😂imagine kutongwa nemunhu ari kuma periods🙌
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Would you vote for female president???
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f(x) dy/dx
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probably took a good year or two to make this table😂
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while y’all are focusing on susan, this is what’s happening in the streets😂
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How I be laughing at her jokes when she is the one paying for the bill:😂
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hustle remanheru😂😂😂
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warn this guy in Ndebele😂
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situation yacho ikutomboda kujoina Zanu pf iyi🤞🏾
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i bought a plain white shirt kumbare nezuro and when i washed it nhasi, yabva yabuda colour yose💔😩
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ma babe anobhadhara ma$20 mukombi on a Monday morning bho?😂
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break up lines🤲🏾....please
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"ndisiyeiwo during hump"
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repost until this reaches out to Ronaldo🤲🏾
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ipapo unenge uchiona salary yako mu bucket one😂
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Baker's inn: "Russian and chips is now $1" civil servants:
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playing with her kids while mines study:
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whenever you start to Excel, people will spreadsheet...🚮
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no-one : rap music videos in the 90's
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if 666 is all evil, then 25.8069758 is the root of all evil...😱
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Android users be hating on the iPhone zvekuti kana apple chairo munhu haatotenge🚮
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what did you do payakaramba kumira???
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boob rine muskana ari paside pangu mhaiii😩😩😩😭
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@killerzivhu1 how can you not make it when you have the network to tweet such, grow up and call an ambulance or somn🚮
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@Ethany47
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Babe rangu rakwira kombi yandiri and haana kundiona, right now atori pa call nemface wake💔
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been reading the 10 commandments lately😪, im just grateful that my parents didn’t name me “Thou”…
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wobva wasvika pa bus stop wowana pakamira ma watch tower apa transport ichinetsa😂
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those thick cousins are the reasons why we bring condoms to family reunions ...🤌🏾
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my mom asked me to put tomato sauce on the shopping list, now i can't see a thing😩
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one murume akaenda ku hondo ne suit ye white, ikadzoka yakachena🙌🏾😂
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@Ethany47
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Someone just opened his calculator app mukombi and calculated 12-5 Wtf is going on out there??!
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in Zimbabwe, you can starve to death, and then 15 minutes after your death:
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Whites 🤵🏻‍♂️: I installed wifi 3 months ago Chris🤵🏾‍♂️: "Ndaane 3 months ndisingatenge data asekuru"
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the only difference between these two is that Batman returns …
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Me after marrying a Brazilian woman, having 5 kids and then selling them to Real Madrid...
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Nobody, i mean nobody at all: shadaya's disciples
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so do they have Sunday school in SDA, or it's Saturday school?
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so the number of people older than you, will never increase...
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bro took the sign seriously 😂😂😂
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14 February 2000 ...
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but where was Offset?
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iwe uchimuisa pa wallpaper, vamwe vachimuisa😂
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Talent remujaya rakasara ku album iri 🤞🏾
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Me whenever i see a man stop his car stop his car when the president is passing by:
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"Ndezve kukanganwawo nhamo harinake iri doro" 🤞🏾
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my gang after showing them my dm ndichitaura na foden💀💀😆
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Mambo dhuterere ft Holy 10- hoyoo Emanuwere
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call me weird but i miss those years when we would spin tyres around the hood, those were Goodyears...🥲
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Benz haikudubuke chero zvidii😂🙌
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a degree in history is useless, there is no future in it...🥲
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why can't you just delete those songs that you're always skipping?
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"wena mfana, woza lapa😡" Tanaka:😂
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just told my friend in the US that one full chicken can be eaten for more than one day in Zimbabwe, now he thinks we have bigger chickens this side😂
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i don't see a point in Levels and Shashl posting pics vakapfeka hembe anymore, there's nothing left to hide💁🏽
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i know im not supposed to be laughing but yoh😂🙌🏼
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Fancy restaurants be like: La Mushroom la cuddle $69.99
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a busy road has no grass…
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so before Adam, there was someone named Eden, the owner of the garden🤔
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guess who still hasn't watched fast and furious 7....this guy👇🏻💀💀💀
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I hate myself for understanding this😂💔
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unenge wati rega ndimbobvisa phone pa charger two minutes, and then...😂😂😂
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Bulawayo men in SA be like:😹
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if you don't gerrit ...
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Unenge wati rega ndirove chamba ndimire kufunga nezvake, wobva watanga kumufunga on a Higher Definition 😂😭
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vanhu vanoisa mazai pakati pechingwa is everything okay at home?
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nhasi ndarota ndichida kurwa nerimwe monya soo and then vanhu vabva vabata...only to wake up to this text from my homeboy 💔
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kungoshaya hapo anofa mu circle rangu, would really love to relate to this track🤞🏽
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late reply inotangira pama minutes mangani?, she still hasn't replied my good morning text💔
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how we used to eat then back then in primary school 😂
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"tokupai plastic here?" UncleFlo: ayehwa tine mota😂
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nayo phone ine fingerprint kumashure😂
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when you're gangster but still living with your mom😂
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people be paying $600 to go to a motivational speech only to be told to believe in themselves ...🤦🏼this life no balance
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wako atoenda here ku weekend kwa gogo kwaasingabvumidzwe kubata phone?😂
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that feeling yekusvika paden magetsi ariko hamusi kukaziva🤗☺️
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@Ethany47
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all respect to those who brake their cars kuti ti crosse road✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽
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"wakanzi chii nenyaya yekuridza Winky D?"
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@Ethany47
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But hapana HDMI wani ikuenda ku TV???
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Bro choose happiness📌🔥
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Vanongopfekawo ma Java...
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Ko Miss RED vozopfekei 😫🤦🏾‍♂️?
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Normal people gon see a tree...
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