Ethan Hammerman @Ethanhamm Twitter profile

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Ethan Hammerman

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Sylvian (#1 Skinamarink Fan)

@TheAlexSylvian

2 months

xenomorph probably tastes good as hell with a little lemon garlic

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This Chargers TikTok about ways Justin Herbert avoids being filmed is hilarious

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Josh Johnson's LinkedIn is meticulously updated

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Trump wins West Virginia. Trump is up 3-1. We know all about 3-1 leads.

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@BraveArcanine Fiction shouldn’t make us feel things, and when it does it’s emotionally manipulative, is the worst genre of take by far

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This is the single dumbest decision I’ve ever seen a business owner make

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Hahahaha

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@Slade I really do feel like Kobe's one of the people who put in the work to evolve over time. He 100% made mistakes but he was a better man at 40 than he was at 20, like so many of us. This news is tragic.

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Peter King WENT AFTER Clay Travis

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He Hate Me is still iconic

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The year is 2060. Trees no longer exist. Every morning you must complete one (1) Wordle to earn your rations for the day. Tom Brady just completed yet another 30 TD, 4000 yard season.

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Picking your guys to win it all @gonchobanzas

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4 years

I think part of why NE is spending so much also is because next year, once the cap bounces back, the contracts are going to be even MORE absurd. These deals feel high now but in 2022 they're about to skyrocket. This is a buyer's market for NE.

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*whispers* If Kizer still isn't doing the job and Rodgers is out for a long period of time...maybe the Packers can look into bringing in someone else: - A native Wisconsonian - A Super Bowl QB - Great record AGAINST the Packers His name, of course, is Colin Kaepernick.

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3 years

The revelation that Bill Belichick texts with "?!?!?!?!?!?" is blowing my mind

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8 months

@dirtbagqueer The conservative weirdos becoming anti-sports is the best possible outcome, they've lost the mainstream

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7 years

Can't wait to use this image whenever Zach Banner gives up a sack in his career

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2 years

@BraveArcanine One thing I've realized more and more recently is that I'm not as terminally online as I once thought. There are people MORE terminally online, they are constantly miserable, and they want to bring everyone down to their level.

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This except Lebron and the Lakers tonight

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@matttomic

3 years

every time I see an Angels highlight it's like "Mike Trout hit three homes runs and raised his average to .528 while Shohei Ohtani did something that hasn't been done since 'Tungsten Arm' O'Doyle of the 1921 Akron Groomsmen, as the Tigers defeated the Angels 8-3"

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Tom Brady left Bucs camp for a reason...

Brian McBride 🥥 🌴

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2 years

CNN analyst says the intel Trump stole are so sensitive that FBI agents will begin FINGER PRINTING each document to find out who actually touched them.

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On the new Patriots draft pick, Rohrwasser.... For those unaware, 3 Percenters are a super far right military group.

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7 years

The true winner of the Olympics

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5 years

Just throwing this out there...DeFillipo has been a GREAT addition to the Jaguars as OC.

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It is sometimes very weird when I see super young people achieve really inflated job titles like "VP" or "Director" or "Global Lead" at, like, age 30. Who are those people? Anyway, I'm now the Director of Original Content Marketing at Twitch.

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BREAKING: The Patriots have officially signed a set of brothers as RFAs. TE Jacob Hollister - Wyoming and WR Cody Hollister - Arkansas

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@PatrickClaybon The biggest stock winner from the Olympics IMO…he went up a level for me

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2 years

Ridiculous

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7 years

All of these men are the same height and weight

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@janecoaston “Treat politicians like offensive coordinators”is a great call to action imo

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5 years

Reminder that Pat Tillman was virulently anti war

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6 years

I really hope that someone in the Overland Park, KS (or who knows of people in that area) get Tamba Hali the help that he needs. These Tweets are concerning and symptomatic of a paranoid scizophrenic.

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6 years

If the asking price for a lightly used Josh Rosen has already depreciated in value by TWO FULL ROUNDS just a year after selection, that says a LOT about teams overvaluing the unknown vs. known commodities. This is how KVN/Trent Brown trades happen for Patriots.

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10 years

Packers fans, @JuMosq included, be like http://t.co/O7nlH0n6cj

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5 years

Quietly, one of the biggest issues this year was the loss of David Andrews. No run game all year. It greatly hindered PA opportunities/down and distances.

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Kirk Cousins is the anti-Trubisky @ArifHasanNFL

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@JUNlPER I'm utterly bewildered by this man's fit

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4 years

Can we just split from the older millennials at this point? 1990-1996 is our own group

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7 years

Blake Bortles is the first member of the 2014 NFL QB draft class to win a playoff start

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This is king tier trolling

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4 years

Oklahoma State #12 wearing pride Nikes to troll Liberty makes him my favorite player in the game

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Kevin White would be the best WR on the Bears right now

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6 years

If Josh Gordon really left the Browns facility to get away from the Hard Knocks cameras, more power to him. Not everyone wants their entire lives broadcasted, and he may not want his redemption story to be made into a TV spectacle.

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The Patriots literally just won a Super Bowl and the only way they broke through was using run heavy personnel in a passing set to cultivate a defensive mismatch. Saying that the run game doesn't matter is like saying you can win a game of chess by just using your queen and rooks

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Idk what to even say here I'm just saving for posterity

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9 months

Honestly original Jake seems happier

Kenjac

@JackKennedy

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Btw I just looked it up, the original Jake was an actual employee of the insurance company that they found through an internal casting call. He's a bartender in Illinois now while new Jake assumed his identity and is sitting courtside at games with celebrities

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Through 4 games the Patriots OL has been so good. Per PFF: Onwenu - 2nd OG Andrews - 3rd C Shaq - 7th OG Wynn - 12th LT Eluemenor - 9th RT Thuney - 5th OG

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6 years

I feel like the one player who unites all NFL fans in wanting the best for him is Teddy Bridgewater It is very, very hard to dislike Teddy Bridgewater Teddy for President

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5 years

Roddy White should be in the NFL 100 just due to the fact that he would make car noises when he'd run routes. A legend.

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This tweet is 10 years old today it is a fourth grader

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PF Chang's waiter: "[Recites specials] Stephen A. Smith: (Acts surprised) "To me, that's preposterous. Crab Rangoon, things of that nature."

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Genuinely trying to amplify good people in the streaming space - if anyone needs someone in English and/or Spanish, goncho is your person. Period.

goncho

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@Ethanhamm It’s been a great opportunity for me, thanks for everything 🫶🏻

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The Patriots are sympathetic for third party fans now the dynasty is truly over

Arif Hasan, but NFL 🏈

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1 year

dawg just give it to him what are you doing

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Greyson Allen looks like shit

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Jimmy Graham went from Miami to New Orleans to Seattle to Green Bay, what a loss in terms of night lifestyle from city to city

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4 years

It's very clear to me that a lot of people didn't watch Nelson Agholor last year

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7 years

The Monstars didn't have secret stuff this is not canon

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Makes sense. #WinToday

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Annual reminder that mock drafts are the sports version of fanfiction

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4 years

@kamilumin Consume Chimera Ants instead

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This tidbit by Tony Pauline on the Texans War Room is...interesting...

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Pats didn't even play that well and are up by 21 The defense literally gave up one big play, otherwise they were a wall

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@UweBollocks @StefanMolyneux “Female lipstick”

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I’m so happy for Emi and Messi and @gonchobanzas

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Anyone who thinks this is police

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@jpbrammer Being a manipulator is queer culture

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@QBKlass Not enough said about how Bentley switching to #8 made him about 3X faster

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Follow @FourVerts

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3 years

Pats next four games are Panthers, Baker w/ one arm, Falcons on a short week, and Titans at home. All feel winnable.

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I wonder if Trubisky can use his NVP win in his contract negotiations

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Raheem Mostert is the new governor of Wisconsin

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Ken Dorsey taking over the Bills offense

victoria zeller🐦💊 (preorder my book)

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oh wow these did not turn out well lmao. idk what exactly brian did different than i did but something did NOT work here. oh well

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To be clear -- 1. We should want more of a statement here; i.e. why didn't he know the symbolism tattoo in the first place 2. The media should not let him off the hook with just the response 3. I still believe he shouldn't have been drafted

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I'd actually argue Georgia is incredibly important, the 2024 Senate Map is incredibly unkind for Democrats (lots of defense, limited attacking space). Getting 6 years of Georgia sealed up would be huge.

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Gilbert Arenas has some #thoughts on the WNBA

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3 years

Byron Jones lowkey a Hall of Famer caliber talent who won't make it because teams don't throw at him

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8 years

Baylor coaches met DIRECTLY with complainants after assaults. Wow.

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4 years

The TMNT and Simpsons multiplayer arcade games are two of the best games of all time

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6 years

This is the list of rookies since the merger with 12 sacks We should be talking more about Bradley Chubb

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5 years

So.....some personal news. After 5 years living in New York City, I’m moving to San Francisco to work for Twitch. I’m incredibly excited for the opportunity.

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I think next year Uche is going to blow up (in a good way)

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Chris Wesseling was one of the very best.

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7 years

Courtland Sutton with a 6.57 3 cone...he's a surefire 1st rounder to me That 3 cone time is quicker than Deion Branch, Julian Edelman, or Brandin Cooks, for reference

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2 years

For anyone who isn't Jewish and doesn't get why the reaction to Kanye and Kyrie is so strong - it's not just a matter of hurt feelings or being offended. It's that Jews have heard these fearmongering stereotypes many times before and they tend to serve as preludes to scary shit.

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@CountCaleb @kanyewest Is he off of his Lexapro? He doesn't sound...good. I thought he was doing better but this is a pretty big relapse.

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7 years

Not a huge fan of the new rule that Ed Hochuli has to deliver all referee decisions in iambic pentameter

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@TylerIAm Think it's the single scariest disease there is

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Love tweet synergy like this

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Kenny Moore, CB, Valdosta State signs with the Patriots. 5 foot 9, 185.

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WAIT PEANUT BUTTER CRACKER MR PEANUT BUTTER IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW #UMBC

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6 years

Rooting for Saints/Pats and the city of Atlanta to be FILLED with hate in two weeks

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5 years

@ArifHasanNFL .......who wrote this, I want a name

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@bombsfall Broke: Refusal of the call Woke: The call goes straight to voicemail and the protagonist never listens to it because the only people that leave voicemails nowadays are robocallers

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@rodger I also want to learn more about the Kirksville Osteopaths

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6 years

Ever since Edelman and Gordon showed up, it's be a whole new world for the Patriots on offense. The defense still has lots of questions, but they can move the ball now.

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Ilhan such a great imposter at Among Us that Republicans are about to use it in their attack ads

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4 years

My minimalist king

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@ArifHasanNFL

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2 years

The reason why I'm slightly less pessimistic on the Patriots is that they were pretty empirically unlucky to not make the playoffs this year DESPITE Patricia/their STs. They should have beaten Bengals and Raiders, I think Vikings as well. I'm hopeful for 2023-24.

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SLIME ZONE

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We all know the real Japanese wizarding school is Jujutsu Tech

egirl tashi duncan

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2 years

The most recent example is the map of the wizarding world, which made me scream “JOANNE I HAVE QUESTIONS” at the top of my lungs

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Cam Newton as Jojo characters, a thread

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3 years

This Gilmore release feels like the Patriots doing a solid for the player. They weren't going to resign him long-term so now he can dictate his own market. Gilmore was incredible and I'll miss him, but hopefully this means the Patriots invest in Jackson.

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Say it with me, say it loud, say it proud Lamar Jackson is an NFL QB

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