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Ullens School has implemented a strict policy for Teacher's Day sweets, specifying that they must come from Makkuse. One poor student was left heartbroken when her beloved aangan laddoos were unceremoniously tossed in the trash by the principal.
Sumana Shrestha's brilliant idea of a shared calendar for parliamentary agenda hit a snag when some senior members of the parliament got confused and started scheduling their personal events on it.
Nepali tech research firm InsightsMandu has found that 78% of Nepali Twitter users who tweeted, "In another life, I'd have loved doing laundry and taxes with you," are unemployed, and therefore, do not pay taxes.
Apparently, they thought it was an open invitation for everyone to attend their son's nwaaran or observe ekaadashi together. Sumana had to eventually shut down the calendar, leaving the parliamentarians to go back to their trusty old Jagadamba paatros.
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Legal marijuana sales in the US reached $30 billion in 2022, surpassing the combined sales of chocolate and craft beer. Several activists in Nepal are pointing to the benefits of legalizing weed as struggles to do so continue. Happy 4/20 to those who celebrate!
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The international terminal at Pokhara Airport is being leased out to Anupam Foodland for the next five years. Given the slim chances of international flights resuming in the near future, the Pokhreli authorities have opted for this unique solution.
In a bid to combat theft, the Civil Aviation Authority is going to give airport staff pocketless uniforms! Yep, that's right, if the airport employees don't have anywhere to put their sticky fingers, then there's less chance of them swiping your stuff.
Nepal's ride-sharing sensation, Tootle, has made waves by signing Nepali Congress leader Gagan Thapa and Indian Congress leader Rahul Gandhi as their brand ambassadors.
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The lowest-grossing movie was "Shiwani," which collected only Rs 520 in the theaters. Only five people saw the film, even though there are six people on the movie poster. (via:
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According to the Film Development Board, the top-grossing Nepali film of 2079 was "Kabaddi 4" with a staggering earnings of Rs 21.38 crore, followed by "Chakkapanja 4" at Rs 16.94 crore. The highest-earning foreign film was KGF 2, which made Rs 29.29 crore.
Three of these news headlines are real, and one is faker than the accuracy of marked sizes on hoodies in Ranjana Galli.
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A recent survey by Himal Magazine has revealed that an overwhelming 87% of people in Nepal are unable to distinguish between Kanak Mani Dixit and Kunda Dixit.
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Google has released the most searched terms from each political party's head office in the past week. Congress's top search was "how many more years is Sher Bahadur the president?", while Maoists were curious about whether "coke is as bad as Narayan sir claims?"
Emaale, on the other hand, was struggling with the age-old question of "how to lead a grassroots movement without supplying alcohol to our cadres?" At RaSwaPa, it was just Rabi dai googling "what does a neoliberal mean?"
Scammers are pulling a fast one by streaming old Balen sir videos as live sessions. Folks who fall for it, thinking it's the real deal, are sending gifts. Stay cautious out there, send your monies to us instead!