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Dorian Yeetz

@Espadrilionaire

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I'm putting together a team

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Dorian Yeetz

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10 months

@beepboopsloane I work in a cleanroom and wear gloves all day. if they took off the clit I'd be unable to do any work lmao

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@mishtal so you agree it's collective punishment?

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part 2: age of ultronationalists

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@BucketCuth @totallynotezzy @beepboopsloane

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@St4rC4ller @beepboopsloane when it's a choice between going to the tool center to get a mouse and just winging it with the nub it's an easy choice

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@totallynotezzy @beepboopsloane wait what r u guys calling it?

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@Seamus_Malek The perspective is all fucked, he's shaded it with multiple light sources so the castle looks bendy.

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@LumpyTheCook This clip killed a decent chunk of their waifish male audience btw

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Dorian Yeetz

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@Srirachachau BTS army could reestablish 67 borders

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Dorian Yeetz

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@NumberFuckstein And if they lived closer they would demand a higher salary to cover the higher rent

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@bulldozerpussy Dihydrogen monoxide mfers

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@polishXcellence "white people don't have culture"

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@paynushurts There's a takeaway where I live just called "Aladin" and it's wall to wall screen caps from the film

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@TheOmniLiberal Bro, 2 more yard signs in Michigan and we will get abortion back bro I swear trust me vote blue no matter who bro

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@foolsaint_ @St4rC4ller @beepboopsloane yeah but ehhhhhhhhhhh

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@cheeserburger my cousin did it with 7 and he's just not in a good place right now. different guy almost. love you Justin 💕

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Dorian Yeetz

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@danhattan @gr8whitebison Allows them to hire people outside the absurdly expensive local areas. Companies used to do this in tight labour market before. Now they just lobby until the taxpayers pick it up

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@ettingermentum a fascixt shares their imposter syndrome, heartwarming ❤️

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@Ian_Fisch @elsecaller_ Did dinosaurs rely on a hypersensitive, fine tuned, food supply chain to keep them alive?

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@boygrrI yeah it's called pussay

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@ATFujoshi @AnimeSerbia I feel like lootcrate was the watershed moment of "yeah I will make people who share my interests waste their money on crudely made plastic toys"

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@RastaLovesPasta @Lowkey0nline do you know what white phosphorus does to people

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@BigWillyITGuy99 Nov '21. 5 covers. £213. Split. 2 cards. 3 cash. 2 doggie bags. £20 tip. My manager was sick and blacklist them without me asking because of how much bullshit they were giving her too lol

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Dorian Yeetz

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@CaraKarnstein @beepboopsloane we can't all be perfect Cara. fr though it seems like roughly 15% of people have powerful enough peripheral circulation to make it work and have no idea

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@eathedocument he should voice Mr Chedda in the animated movie

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@annakhachiyan @UrfeNick I'm glad you made it clear you weren't being overly opinionated for no reason

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@65twink @saminthecastles you've had curry

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@poisonjr I just pour a thin layer of these over my entire floor. Does the same thing

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@RaceplayShawty Heavy is the head...

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@GRversusND stepan bandera. Ukrainian war criminals love canada for some reason

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@leekern13 if you were curious why Borat 2 has no memorable moments

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@RastaLovesPasta @Lowkey0nline there isn't a person left to bury. the skin liquifies. the jelly melts to the bone. they burn for hours in toxic shock. writhing. it's method of mass indescimimate torture of civilians. cannot be targeted. the lucky ones kill themselves while their muscles can function

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@theneedledrop They found Damn C sides

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@Noahpinion Thats ok political science isn't for everyone

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@juegosnomas Yeah but we don't have protestants pulling us out of ours. Skill issue

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@fadedandballing how do you find a white saviours in a film without salvation

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@Etrichtaube6380 @DaveNumber6 India is lion also sir

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@blarpvs Maoist standard english Adam's song

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@toomanyjay

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@Keigan_ofSweden @BlackRedGuard1 NAFO never disappoints

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@IanPogorelov the word "universe" was invented about 13.4 bn years after the first universe happened btw so who's to say if it's real or not.

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@PopulismUpdates ?

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@probablyreadit Look I don't think it's right to slander a genocidal pedophile as a Bari Weiss fan. That's just low!

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Dorian Yeetz

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@dollarbillbluez Bro blew his rose for twitter clout 🫡

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@hornyuberdriver @DerekPutin The projection is barely contained. It's so uncomfortable

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I do love how the first 3 frames make you think he's a meth addict throwing a dead cat on the table

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@whitesoxfan2006 nah there's never gonna be snow again

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@persecutedgame1 Do you like this animation I made

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@TheOmniLiberal Fig 1. Ineffective political action according to radlibs

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@65twink @saminthecastles a vindaloo would kill you twink

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@wolktress wtf is happening lol

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@ctjlewis @Technothelon What does the scale and the denominator of the dependent variable have to do with each other?

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@TheOmniLiberal Accusing people of taking controversial options to rage bait interactions is cute

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@posting_forever it's so funny to yassify yourself into a 7

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@halomancer1 @okemsrazor last year we got out of R&D 🙏🙏🙏

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@MulusuMursu @flankwatchksu @RunEmDownDizz @ctjlewis @Technothelon Presenting the relative deltas between the data points as greater than they are by curtailing the y axis is misrepresentation of data. Based on that reaction to this plot it seems to have worked very well

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@Interrobang_2 Even God hates spherical texture mapping

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@deeznutvinecomp @ftatethree OPEN THE SCHOOLS

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@tulpapilled It's not a joke

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@catboy_jinnah Berlin is a greywolf stronghold based on the twitter users

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@joshtenet this is what turning 30 feels like

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@schizarella Asking Azelia Banks questions like "what's the deal with French people?"

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@TrueSlazac - NHS dismantling (PFI) - RBS bailout - GFA amnesty - Cash-for-honours - Campbell How much better life would have been if he'd made it as a rockstar

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@karl_anon1 @Ly_AlphaF "Democracy is not universally believed in the western world"

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part 2: age of ultronationalists

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@Loken89788 @LaughterHaver Don't let them intimidate you Loken!

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@ShitpostRock Fantasy coat of ams: A three headed dragon on a shield The Ottoman coat of arms:

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@BriannaWu I'm so glad to never hear about you ever again

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@indianloonie Yeah but they use the Japanese naming system so his brother is Role Tide and his sister is Role Call

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@jesawyer This is how I interpret "Good artists make, Great artists steal"

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@ferniesbookclub @BODY_W0_WHORGAN I had to take a pic

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@lfcdiarmid

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@MrPostsGood @Mad_1nventor @TfL Yeah bro definitely a valid ticket man yeah no doubt

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@SovekOnivris @beepboopsloane ur so real for this

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@lunch_enjoyer the god = arceus bit has A LOT of legs

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@PoliticsMoments

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@Moncherimane @yassnito you are part of the problem

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@MarxistRealism It's funny how people think he's evil because he's ugly

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@derpo377 It's the counter counter jerk we are in now, the counter counter counter jerk will start in late March and we can have fun again

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@Kashadoo @FuknSlammer @TrueSlazac Most normal Ukrainian

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@Noahpinion Your performative confusion has convinced me that actually there's no difference between critiques of 3rd world exploitation and antisemitic conspiracies about birthrates. Thank you Noah

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@Paraglobalism "openly fascist"

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@_Reaganite_ the majority didn't want Nazis therefore democracy is bad? is that your point? it checks out as a Reaganite but it's a little "mask off"

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@TheCigsBrand It's high time we call out Brooklyn 99 for what it is

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@GlobalistLibrul @statepublic1 I'm using this for dav1d Collier qts 👍

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@Jeffdc5 do you wanna know what happens when a baby is hit with a white phosphorus round?

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@BigWillyITGuy99 She was smokin' and the guy who owned the place was a little creep so she could get away with murder. I had a huge crush on her. Shout out Leah

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@ettingermentum pathologic 2 isn't going to play itself

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@Liv_Agar IM PRUNIN THE ALGO LIKE A BONSAI TREE

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@fellawhomstdve if you gave this to a millennial they would try and swipe the dang page 😂😂😂

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Whenever I see this spook, I remember this video

John Sipher

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Fighting against the USSR didn’t necessarily make you a Nazi – POLITICO

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@AnimeSerbia "I dropped out of school, got put in ambiguously European version of Bullsworth academy and got kicked out again for drawing more cp" Oney: "springlee brobringlee"

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@roun_sa_ville Hey Poles, BOO!

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pt2 will drop later, follow to see

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@lmNOTcatholic what 10 9/11s? I really don't think it's 15 9/11s, now if it were less something like idk 20 9/11s then if but it but 25 9/11s is just ridiculous. let's just stick with 30

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@IshmaelisScared @Bolverk15 yeah but that doesn't play to gg nostalgia

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@AshJubilee anyone who vouched for gamers being people has a lot of explaining to do

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