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New York Times Best Sell Out 🤑 assistant.laurent @gmail .com

Houston, TX
Joined October 2019
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@EsmeeLaurent
Esmée 🕊
2 years
Thanks for 45K followers! ❤️‍🔥
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1 year
@ask_aubry Didn’t have me fooled. The overzealous dude-feminist is almost ALWAYS a flaming douchebag 😂
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4 years
Love my blackness, and yours 🖤
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4 years
how it started 🤍 how it’s going
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1 year
@LolOverruled @hasanthehun I do this to my vagina monthly. Man up!
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3 years
Shall we sweat it out? 🍯 NYC May 25 - 31 Miami June 1 - 6* DC June 7 - 11 Newsletter going out soon for CLT, ATL, SF/Napa, MSP, CHI, BOS.
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3 years
No I’m not available “today”. I’m with the client who booked today 3 weeks ago 😂
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4 years
Call it magic, call it true I call it magic when I’m with you ✨
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3 years
One thing suitors should know: My clients all say I’m very sweet, warm, & inviting in person. But—during the booking process, I’m very matter of fact. Hundreds of men try to see me every month. I cannot pour from an empty cup. I reserve my warmth for gents who put in effort 💓☺️
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5 years
As a WOC, I always try to look “polished” w/ straight hair or extensions but representation matters a lot to me. I NEVER post my real hair, but I love it & want to share this important piece of me with you all. BABES OF COLOR 🗣 Drop your fav hairstyle pics! Mine is curled.✨💝
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3 years
Unwrap me 🎁
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3 years
I like the madness I like the game You light my fire with a hint of pain ❤️‍🔥 NYC Sept 2 - 6 Sept 27 - 29 BOS Sept 8 - 10 CHI Sept 30 + Oct 1 Otherwise FMTY or DC.
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2 years
What’s the worst thing a client has ever said in bed with you? I’ll start: “If I make you orgasm again [again?! 😂], would you give me a free session?” He was dead serious too! 🙃🤣 I said nope and kicked him out.
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9 months
Top 10 pet peeve: Asking if this is my “only” job, or if my “family knows” what I do. 🤨🙄 Imagine if I asked clients “is this the only way you get dates? Does YOUR family know you’re here?” Like please be serious guys 🤣
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5 years
When black girls tell you this happens all the time, BELIEVE THEM. And I am not wrong for exposing this man. He deserves to be blacklisted and avoided by providers of all races. What the fuck.
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I see the topic of privilege has come up yet again. *deep unrelenting sigh* Listen. No one is saying white women don’t work hard. The privilege they have over everyone is rooted simply in this fact: Most clients are only searching within the Caucasian categories. WOC aren’t
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4 years
Book club is heating up this month🔥
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2 years
I wish men were louder in bed. Do they not realize how much it turns us on??
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2 years
Your view in the morning…❣️
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3 years
Meet me on the slopes ⛷❄️
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5 years
I recently came out to my college girlfriend as a SWer and it turns out... she was one too LMAO
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1 year
My date & I walked into the elevator to leave for dinner and this tiny older woman w/ a strong NY accent instantly says “WOW! What a good looking couple! TALL! SKINNY! Just GAWGEOUS! Is this ya husband? People are afraid to get married nowadays! I’ve had FOUR husbands!”…😀
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3 years
Craving a champagne shower or two 🍾
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3 years
Beach dates are still a thing ☀️🏝✨
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Esmée 🕊
3 years
Cheers to all 15K of you! 🌟🥂
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Esmée 🕊
4 years
BLACK SWs! Especially black transfolk: Post your OnlyFans, IWC, AVN, websites, emails, anything you want etc under this tweet! I want to see you flourish! Add a photo of yourself too 💖 ALLIES: make this tweet go viral and let my sisters/siblings finally be seen! ✨
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3 years
Mirror, mirror on the wall…✨
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2 years
before the outcall vs after the outcall
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Esmée 🕊
1 year
@AlexOKeefe1994 I cracked up at this, then realized it’s you 😂 what a funny story and love to see you go viral, OKeefe!
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3 years
I’ve been ridiculously horny lately. Someone do something about it. 😇
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3 years
Hey…I saved you a seat 💋
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3 years
Tell me U love me ✨
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3 years
New York isn't New York without you, love 💕 (hint: I'll be in New York soon 😚)
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Esmée 🕊
4 years
In other news....pouring my own whiskey is getting so exhausting. 🥃 Join me, xx 💋
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5 years
I keep it juicy, juicy 🍑
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9 months
One of my followers just did a huge chargeback on my Onlyfans. Spent nearly $2k in the past week, then charged back almost half of it. This message is for him only: You WILL get what is coming to you. Slowly, but surely. Technology works magically in some ways like that 😉
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2 years
Valentine’s Day was a hoax invented by companions to get more gifts outside of birthdays & Christmas. In fact, we’re in cahoots with Big Hallmark, which makes sense since we sure keep the envelope industry busy. 😆 Links below 🎁✨
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Esmée 🕊
2 years
Giving someone a $100 gift card to a luxury lingerie brand is like giving someone a $50 gift card to Delta Airlines. What are you supposed to do with that besides spend your own money? 😂
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4 years
#THROWBACKTHURSDAY I love this photo, but Er*s doesn't lol. Anyone else wanna drop their favorite Er*s reject photos under this tweet? I would love to enhance other providers' visibility in this difficult time & also appreciate the content we all work so hard to create! Pls RT😚
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1 year
Stop and smell the roses 😚💫
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4 years
Black women are soft and sensitive. Emotive and elegant. Creative and coquettish. Pretty and poetic. Angelic and adorable. Dainty and divine.... I hereby abolish the word ‘strong’ from our descriptors. Thank you. Sincerely, a perfect angel ❣️
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@lovedoveclarke 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 I have had the same exact experience at Oak + Fort and many other leisure brands. So happy you made a brand we can trust xx
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Esmée 🕊
4 years
It’s always happy hour at Esmée’s 🥂
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3 years
Skinny spicy margaritas are my love language 🍸✨
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3 years
Woke up in LA 🌴☀️
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3 years
In other news, I squirted twice last night… loving the new toys 🥰
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Esmée 🕊
2 years
It’s wintertime, which means après-ski hot tubbing or sunbathing on the beach! But why not both…😉 Denver 1/4-6 Aspen 1/7-9 (let’s ski!⛷) San Francisco 1/10-14 Los Angeles 1/15-19 inquiries @esmeelaurent .com
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3 years
Your nightmare before Christmas 🕊
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3 years
Currently, my inbox includes one man who is too self-important to send a deposit, one inquirer who’s already paid a deposit & is confirmed, & a brand new client who has sent me his CREDIT CARD to book a hotel suite for FMTY next week. First man’s existence doesn’t even register.
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5 years
Pretty sure you can see my facial expression through the blur looking like “come ON, have a glass w me!” 😂
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1 year
@lavenderc0wgirl your face is incredible at any angle. he is not BF material 🫶🏽
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4 years
MIDWEST BABES - send love notes to meet me before/after 4th of July 🇺🇸 [Chicago + Minneapolis] 💌 inquiries @esmeelaurent .com RT✨
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4 years
Getting ready for tonight x
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3 years
It’s funny when men think all we do is see clients everyday 24/7. Like sir my schedule has been booked out with 4 dates across 12 days and THAT = fully booked for me 😌 I have a busy life. My clients respect it, book in advance & plan long, thoughtful dates. Get on their level x
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3 years
I love this gif so much. Having a date or girlfriend that’s taller than you is such BDE ❤️
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2 years
Blossoming in Dallas this summer 💐 Show me a good first time in the Big D!🥂 June 18th - 21st
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3 years
Hello from Salt Lake City! ☀️
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3 years
Merry Christmas, to all!🎄🎁✨ The Grinch (aka COVID) could never bring me down! Hope everyone’s having a magical holiday weekend! 🥰🥂💝
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4 years
Really loving black lingerie 🖤
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9 months
As I said yesterday, you do not fuck with a goddess 💅🏽 Good morning ☀️
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9 months
Not enough clients appreciate that we will literally change our typical eating, sleeping, and movement habits based on special dates, in order to make sure we are at our best, in tippy top shape for the date!
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5 years
Hotel doorman saw me walk out and goes “Just had to tell you that you’re beautiful. I know you must hear it all the time but now you heard it from this muthafucka” and I just died 😆 I love cheeky doormen
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3 years
Always daydreaming 💭
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3 years
Stepping into Cancer season like 🎉🌈🎉
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3 years
The real girlfriend experience is me having too much wine at dinner and then falling asleep on top of you as you caress my back during sexy time. Lol.
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4 years
Check my Twitter story ☺️
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