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cappuccinhoe /イシァ🌻

@EshesN

3 years

Redbone by me n @Prktiiii

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cappuccinhoe /イシァ🌻

@EshesN

5 years

Just some pics of my nephew reading in odd spaces

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@EshesN

4 months

So excited to watch this movie in Indian theatres where they will only show it once a day at 2pm on weekdays 😍😍😍😍

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@WarnerBrosIndia

4 months

India, the wait is over! The Academy Award Winner 'The Boy And The Heron' directed by Hayao Miyazaki, is coming soon to cinemas in INDIA! The highly anticipated animated movie will release in Japanese with English Subtitles and English Dubbed Versions.

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@EshesN

4 years

80% of rakhi pictures is the girls dressed up all cute and their brothers wear a T-shirt and shorts - Thodha toh effort karlo

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@EshesN

2 years

It’s always “wyd” and never “My father raised me to act with honour but that honour is hanging by a thread that grows more precarious with every moment I spend in your presence. You are the bane of my existence and the object of all my desires. Night and day, I dream of you.”

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@EshesN

3 years

Can u imagine how the Italians would react when they find out about kulhad pizza

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@EshesN

1 year

My nani was telling me how I shouldn’t go to Vietnam it’s not a safe place and there’s a lot of conflict there and she’s been hearing about it since she was in school and I was like … are you talking about the VIETNAM WAR????

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@EshesN

5 years

Ma’am that’s a Mysore masala dosa

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@EshesN

4 years

Me after finding out that my boyfriend is a lying cheating scumbag: SUDDENNESS!!! THE SHEER SUDDENNESS OF THE MOVE!!! THE UNEXPECTED NATURE OF THE MOVE!!! THE UNPREDICTABILITY OF THE MOVE!!! THE FACT THAT THERE WAS NO WARNING...

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@EshesN

3 years

SIR???????

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@EshesN

2 years

Is this a joke

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@EshesN

5 years

How do Uber drivers always have someone to talk on the phone with, literally nobody talks to me this much

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@EshesN

5 years

The thing about staying in gurgaon is you can’t tell if someone is bursting crackers or if it’s a gunshot.

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@EshesN

3 years

Thinking about when I caught my ex cheating on me and he started crying about how he faced racism in the UK lmao sir what’s that got to do with me

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@EshesN

3 years

Me at my first job: HEY do u wanna know all my secrets!! Can we be best friends!! 😝☺️🤣🥰 Me at my second job: Please don’t ask me what I did over the weekend. That is highly inappropriate. This is a professional setting.

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@EshesN

4 years

Me buying gifts for my romantic partners: HEY u once mentioned 7 months ago that u wanted this so I made a mental note of it n spent a lot of money and time acquiring it for u Me buying something for myself: do I WANT this or do I NEED this?? Do I DESERVE THIS???

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cappuccinhoe /イシァ🌻

@EshesN

4 years

My aunt passed away today due to what doctors are calling “suspected” covid. She showed all symptoms (cold, cough, shortness of breath) but was refused a test because because her symptoms were not “severe”.

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@EshesN

5 years

Hi twitter please enjoy this video of my emo ass jamming to 8 by billie eilish

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@EshesN

7 months

Is everyone in their late 20s having an existential career crisis or is it just everyone I know like wtf is going on guys why are we collectively suffering rn

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@EshesN

4 years

Just found out my boyfriend of 8 months cheated on me because of twitter lmaoo I love this app

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@EshesN

4 years

I’m-

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@EshesN

5 years

The girl who slut shamed me for taking things too fast with boys getting engaged to her boyfriend of 2 months is actually the funniest thing ive heard all day lmaooo

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@EshesN

2 years

My mother and I are the same person

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@EshesN

3 years

When someone asks me what I do at my law firm job

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@EshesN

4 years

Maggi always tastes better when someone else makes it for u

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@EshesN

3 years

Wanna be her

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@EshesN

6 years

I can’t emphasise enough on how important it is to not peak in school. Literally everyone I know who peaked in high school is fucking lame as an adult.

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@EshesN

4 years

Do yall also have a CoRpORaTe VoIcE where you log into a work call and suddenly have an entire different tone and say shit like "sure!!" "that sounds fantastic!" "we can work around that" OR IS IT JUST ME

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@EshesN

5 years

My South Indian, single child ass watching y’all celebrating rakhi like

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@EshesN

3 years

what the ACTUAL fuck can people stop romanticising the labour class - poverty is not an aesthetic you dipshits

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@EshesN

5 years

Yo there’s like 4 mallu girls on the metro talking about getting laid in Malayalam so that people around them don’t understand who’s gonna tell them I understand every word lmaooooo

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@EshesN

3 years

I love going out w my girl friends because I can wear sparkly eye shadow and every one of these bitches will notice it and tell me it looks cute

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@EshesN

5 months

Why are Rihanna and ASAP Rocky in Jamnagar rn like be for real

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cappuccinhoe /イシァ🌻

@EshesN

3 years

Met a puppy today n he fell asleep like this Im crying

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cappuccinhoe /イシァ🌻

@EshesN

4 years

Influencers be like “all bodies are beautiful but I don’t wanna be fat”

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cappuccinhoe /イシァ🌻

@EshesN

3 years

An intern ghosted me today after taking on a task because she’s “in the hills and the network is bad” and the other day an intern ghosted me because he was “at the gym” during work hours - like do you really need this job or are you wasting both of ours time

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@EshesN

3 years

What the fuck is dhokla sushi

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cappuccinhoe /イシァ🌻

@EshesN

5 years

Guys we got lost at 12am in North Goa in the middle of nowhere tonight and my friend refused to take directions from anyone because “voh bhoot hua toh??????”

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@EshesN

2 years

When you’re in Goa having a beer and Goan chorizo in a dingy bar in the middle of nowhere, with the love of your life and suddenly you think life is not so bad huh

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cappuccinhoe /イシァ🌻

@EshesN

3 years

The most corporate thing I do now is say “sure” as a response to everything.

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cappuccinhoe /イシァ🌻

@EshesN

11 months

happy onam from me n the goodest boy 🌸🌸

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cappuccinhoe /イシァ🌻

@EshesN

4 years

Has anyone else lost their appetite during lock down? I legit don’t feel the need to eat at all sometimes I’m running on coffee in the morning and chai in the evening

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@EshesN

4 years

BRO DID U JUST WASTE HALF AN HOUR TO TELL ME YOURE GOING TO ISSUE AN ORDER THAT I WILL HAVE TO READ AND UNDERSTAND AND ANALYZE MYSELF

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@EshesN

2 years

My fave blue tokai barista noticed that I’ve been accidentally ordering a different coffee that they don’t make and asked if I’m getting my coffee from somewhere else and I told him I get it from this other cafe n he looked at me and said “dukh hua sunke” 😭😭😭

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@EshesN

5 years

My friend told me that if I ever feel like I wanna call/text someone I shouldn’t be talking to - I should sleep on it and see how I feel the next morning & 10 out of 10 times I’ve been relieved I didn’t reach out to that someone. So in conclusion just go to sleep boys n girls gn

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@EshesN

5 years

guys here’s a cute pic of me from today ok enjoy

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@EshesN

4 years

Told my nani that I’m open to the idea of getting married to Dulquer Salman and she looked me dead in the eyes and said “he has to be open to the idea of getting married to YOU as well” 💀

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cappuccinhoe /イシァ🌻

@EshesN

2 years

🧚‍♂️

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cappuccinhoe /イシァ🌻

@EshesN

3 years

ABBEY WHAT these POV reels are getting out of hand

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@EshesN

4 years

thanks but no FUCKING THANKS for your unsolicited opinion on how i should deal with my acne - not like ive had acne growing up and been to a doctor for over 10 years who has taught me how to handle it - NO PLEASE YOURE RIGHT I DEFINITELY DONT WASH MY FACE ENOUGH THANK YOU

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@EshesN

4 years

I wanna be 14 again and listen to Rihanna on my iPod shuffle while reading Meg Cabot - I’m done w this adult shit

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cappuccinhoe /イシァ🌻

@EshesN

5 years

Y’all ever archive a chat on whatsapp and pretend like it never happened or is that just me

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cappuccinhoe /イシァ🌻

@EshesN

3 years

IM SORRY BUT U GET TETRA PACKS OF OLD MONK DOWN SOUTH????

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@EshesN

5 years

I’m sorry but what the fuck is this show 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 #LittleThings3

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@EshesN

5 years

Nobody: Delhi boys on dating apps: aha Beer is LiFe 🍻 will buy you pizZa 🍕🤪 gym freak 😈 6’2” 🍆 The US office is better than the UK office 😤 addictED TO CAFfeine ☕️ looking for a good time 😘

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cappuccinhoe /イシァ🌻

@EshesN

3 years

I ordered 2 pieces of brownie and the cafe accidentally sent me 5. Maybe there is a god after all.

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@EshesN

5 years

My coworker just said there is no such thing as "hindu extremist" lmaOoo what country do u live in because looks like u live in denial

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@EshesN

3 years

It’s 2019. You and your friend decided to go to a bar after work because it’s ladies night on Thursdays and you’ll get free diluted shitty cocktails. The bar is playing rock tha party by Bombay rockers. Life is good.

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@EshesN

4 years

yes boys r rlly stupid

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@EshesN

5 years

GUYS my Uber driver is a woman and she’s a fucking delight to talk to!!!! This has never happened before!!!!!!!!!

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@EshesN

5 years

Can we all agree that sev puri is the best chaat?

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@EshesN

3 years

The fact that I run into men I’ve ghosted on dating apps at work meetings is actually straight up out of a sitcom

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cappuccinhoe /イシァ🌻

@EshesN

2 years

You can never look at this video just once you gotta watch it at least 5 times

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@EshesN

3 years

truly sorry for using twitter like instagram but I’ve had a great weekend 🥰

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@EshesN

3 years

12 year old kid in my language class asked me how old I am and when I said I’m 26 he took the longest pause and said “you’re so old” 😭😭

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@EshesN

4 years

if you’re a whole ass responsible educated adult and going on a fucking road trip to a hill station because you feel cooped up at home during the pandemic then you’re a whole ass idiot and that’s that on that

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@EshesN

4 years

gurgaon girls be like “i know a spot” and then take you to galleria - it’s me, I’m gurgaon girls 😞✌️

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@EshesN

5 years

This guy I’ve been texting literally BLOCKED me for saying I’m ok w pineapple on my pizza, I’ve known him for over 6 months and he BLOCKED ME FOR BEING INDIFFERENT TOWARDS A PIZZA TOPPING WHAT THE HECK

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@EshesN

2 years

Went from drunk dialling my exes when I get drunk in my early 20s to drunkenly booking an urban clap bathroom cleaning service for the next day in my late 20s and my bathroom is sparkling u better believe it 💅🏼💅🏼

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@EshesN

5 years

The next boy I’m romantically involved with has to run through airport security to stop me from getting on a plane or I don’t want him.

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@EshesN

5 years

Do all moms not remember any of their passwords and then pester their kids to help them access their accounts or is it just mine

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@EshesN

5 years

Guys I’m fully aware that nobody cares about the screenshot of the song I put on my IG story but I’m still gonna do it so please stfu

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@EshesN

4 years

Mfkrs be like “I don’t wanna order food from a restaurant because of corona” but will meet bitches off hinge during lock down

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@EshesN

4 years

What an embarrassing time to be a lana del rey fan

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@EshesN

4 years

if you went to amity university keep that shit to yourself, it's embarrassing

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@EshesN

1 year

my mum tryna gauge if I got any bitches

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@EshesN

5 years

south delhi privileged sanghis discussing how scary the political climate is because of "protesters" and how they have never seen anything like this before - yeah this is how oppressed communities have been living their entire lives you ignorant shits

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@EshesN

4 years

Wtf is a foodie bro who tf doesn’t like food

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@EshesN

3 years

7 years ago I was upset I wasn’t invited to any Diwali parties so I threw my own and now it’s a yearly fun thing I get to do for all my sweet pals 🥰

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@EshesN

4 years

If you’ve ever had haywards 5000, don't worry about what's in the vaccine.

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@EshesN

5 years

Sorry but I’m not going to listen to a Sanghi bitch who’s not read a single book in her entire adult life but wants to yell about how “dumb” everyone protesting is and how liberals need to “read up” - Instagram doesn’t count as the news sweetie read a fucking book

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@EshesN

3 years

People faking a relationship and then developing sincere feelings for each other will forever be my fave trope

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@EshesN

5 years

Not that anyone asked but I’ve been in Thailand living my best life cool thankz

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@EshesN

5 years

Um listening to my educated co workers talk about how “bloodshed is necessary to establish control” is honestly terrifying

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@EshesN

4 years

Got my first rishta yall - lag raha hai ki mid 20s full force main aagaye

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@EshesN

3 years

GUYS I JUST REMEMBERED MY WESTERN DANCE TEACHER FROM CLASS 7TH WAS CAUGHT CHEATING ON HIS GIRLFRIEND ON TV ON THE SHOW EMOTIONAL ATTYACHAR

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@EshesN

2 years

Me: *gets a sweet meaningful tattoo from my favourite studio ghibli movie* My friends: did you get a speedometer tattoo?

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@EshesN

4 years

This Pradhyuman dude REALLY OUT HERE SERVING MAKHANE AND CALLING IT 𝓪𝓶𝓾𝓼𝓮-𝓫𝓸𝓾𝓬𝓱𝓮 BRO WHAT #indianmatchmakingnetflix

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@EshesN

4 years

I hate it here

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@EshesN

6 years

The Malayalam word for home is ‘weed’ and I think that’s beautiful.

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@EshesN

5 years

Took my first boxing class and my trainer saw me boxing and said “madam aaram se, yeh street fight nahi hai” 😰😰

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@EshesN

5 years

Its so fkn hard to buy gifts for men, i'm this close to giving this dude a jar of 100 things i love about him and calling it a day.

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@EshesN

5 years

Can we stop shaming men for not being tall like I’ve literally never given a fuck about how tall a dude is and it’s not like they can change that either ????

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@EshesN

4 years

My sister is having a small Bollywood themed bday dinner and obviously I decided to dress up as rani mukherjee from bichoo

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@EshesN

5 years

Kinda wanna quit my job and move to a beach but kinda also super aware of the fact that I could only afford my lifestyle if I had my job

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@EshesN

3 years

HOW ARE PEOPLE MY AGE GETTING MARRIED BRO I don’t even know if the dude I’m talking to will be there next month

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@EshesN

4 years

I remember every single person ever who has borrowed a book from me and not returned it back - Pratibha I know ur out there somewhere. Give me my Mary Kate and Ashley two of a kind book back it’s been 14 years

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@EshesN

4 years

My sis, Jiju and I had a picnic in their balcony today 🥰🥰🥰

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@EshesN

4 years

Plz look at this sandwich

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@EshesN

2 years

Walking around w a takeaway coffee cup and a tote bag gives me such a sense of purpose - don’t speak to me I’m thinking about the political and economic state of the world right now

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